Chapter 132 Heng Said: I Will Examine Myself Three Times in a Day
This rest table does not occupy a large area. It is a small round table, but it looks more like a coffee table. There are long sofas on both sides. It is suitable for two people, but it is a bit crowded for three people.
It's not that Caesar was stingy and didn't want to install a larger sofa, but it was deliberately designed to be just the right size for two people.
Although this ball was Ye Sheng's proposal party, it was originally held for couples and single men and women who wanted to fall in love.
Usually couples prefer to sit on one side because it provides more opportunities for physical contact. Only men and women who are not so close will choose to sit facing each other with their eyes wide open.
Studies have shown that when having lunch, most men will choose to sit across from their brothers, while the vast majority of women prefer to sit next to each other holding hands with their besties.
Unlike the large open round table in the seating area on the dance floor, the seating area in the edge corner is more private.
Over there is the big stage of "Let's Date", where the female guests sit and wait for the men to come and invite them to light up the lights for them. Over here is the date venue after the successful hand-holding, which is not open to the public.
The light in the corner rest area is dimmer than elsewhere in order to create a more private space. Soothing piano music is playing. A member of the opposite sex who has just won a mini game with you is sitting opposite you. In the small space, the opposite sex almost occupies you. All views.
With the faint fragrance of roses, seductive red lips, and graceful figure, you ponder the strange touch that you accidentally encountered in the game just now. Hormones are gushing out like a volcanic eruption. It is difficult not to rub some sparks.
Couples can also sit on the same side. The backrest of the small sofa is very high. As long as you don't stand up, people outside can't see your face, only your legs. In a small space, it's very suitable for doing something that makes people happy. Blushing and heart-pounding, there might be a young couple who likes excitement secretly kissing somewhere at this time, just like Ye Sheng and Shude Aki did just now.
But this has little to do with Lu Mingfei, he just wants to work.
He grabbed a piece of salmon wasabi sushi, put it in his mouth, opened and closed his mouth, and chewed slowly.
His butt is being squeezed in by Ye Sheng. The butt muscles of this long-trained diver are very strong and elastic. If he wears tight clothes and stands in a military posture, maybe he can put one on his butt. A goblet filled with red wine.
This feeling is really weird. Opposite are Caesar and Nono, and next to them sit Ye Sheng and Jiude Aki.
There is a shiny single dog sandwiched between two couples.
It was as if Pizza Hut was offering a set meal for five people on Valentine's Day. In order to get a discount, the two couples insisted on bringing him, an unrelated person, along with them. Forget it, he could have eaten a piece of spicy chicken wings with peace of mind, but the key was Ye Sheng. Goubi even slapped him with his butt when he was eating chicken wings, as if to say thank you for helping us get the discount, you can go now.
Damn it! It was obviously me who came first!
Lu Mingfei fiercely grabbed the roasted chicken leg on the plate and took a bite.
"Lu Mingfei, didn't you have dinner?" Jiude Aki asked.
She and Ye Sheng took off their masks and showed their true faces. Caesar and Nono also took off their masks and looked at the only person in this small space who still wore a pink slut mask.
"Ahem." Lu Mingfei whispered softly, put down the chicken leg, picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth gracefully, slowly took off the mask, took a deep breath, let the breath sink in his dantian, tightened the muscles of his right buttocks, and accumulated strength. , and then the meat bomb impact!
Ye Sheng immediately fell on Jiudoku Aki's lap, with a confused look on his face, as if he hadn't reacted yet.
"Ye Sheng, although you are getting married, but everyone is watching, it is better to restrain yourself from some things." Lu Mingfei patted Ye Sheng's back earnestly, "Oh, by the way, the one you recommended to me last time The website is really good, but it’s a bit too exciting. I think I still can’t appreciate it. Could you please give me some next time, something a little gentler?”
"What website, what are you talking about?" Ye Sheng looked at Lu Mingfei inexplicably.
"Yeah, what website?" Aki Shutoku's faint voice came from the side.
Her slender hand gently brushed Ye Sheng's cheek. Ye Sheng's whole body trembled and his hair stood on end.
"Ahem." Lu Mingfei coughed, spread his hands and said, "It's a music website. Heavy metal music is so exciting. I couldn't fall asleep after listening to it all night. My head was buzzing. I'm really suitable for a pop singer like Jay Chou. , you can at least hum a few lines to the tune, right, Ye Sheng."
"That's right! I also really like Jay Chou, especially his "Blue and White Porcelain", which sounds very Chinese when I hear it!" Ye Sheng quickly agreed, lying on Yaji's arms with his head up like a good baby. She looked at each other.
"Oh, is it a music website?" Aki asked suspiciously.
Ye Sheng nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice. Nuonuo, who was opposite him, suddenly let out a silver bell-like laughter, covering his stomach and lying on the table, causing everyone to turn their attention.
"Sorry, my stomach is a little itchy. Keep going, keep going." Nono patted his face, adjusted his facial muscles and sat up again, without hiding the smile at the corner of his mouth.
Caesar tilted his head, as if suppressing a smile.
"You guys chat slowly, I haven't had dinner yet." Lu Mingfei wanted to take advantage of the chaos and get away, "I went out to pick up some food, but suddenly I remembered that my favorite roast chicken wings didn't seem to be picked up yet."
He picked up the plate and prepared to stand up.
"No, I have it here. You can take it and eat it." Nono took out a roasted chicken wing from her plate and put it on Lu Mingfei's plate. She said with a smile: "This fork is clean." , I haven’t started eating yet, don’t feel sorry for me.”
"What kind of fool with black stockings and a pullover would feel sorry for him?" Lu Mingfei sat back holding back.
"Senior Sister Nuonuo is so kind to me, Brother Caesar won't be angry." He stuffed the whole chicken wing into his mouth, and spit out two chicken bones with his flexible tongue and teeth.
"If he dares to get angry, I will divorce him. Come on, there are some here, and I'll give them to you to eat." Nono patted Caesar's chest with his hand and pushed the entire dinner plate over.
Lu Mingfei finally figured it out. This woman was just making fun of him. Brother Caesar, please speak up!
At this time, you should not stand up and roar: Lu Mingfei, you green tea bitch! Any woman who dares to seduce me, get out of here!
Are you a man? Can you tolerate this? If you don’t tell me, why am I running away with a dinner plate?
Lu Mingfei looked at Caesar shrugging his shoulders with a helpless look, letting Nono's evil hands wander over those strong chest muscles. He then looked at Ye Sheng who was lying in Ya Ji's arms and had not gotten up. Suddenly I felt my appetite was greatly reduced and I felt an inexplicable desire to sing.
I should be under the car, not in the car~
Lu Daxia has been wandering around the world for decades. He thought his heart was as cold as a knife, but he didn't expect to be severely injured in this lonely night.
"Alas." He sighed slightly, looking up to the sky forty-five degrees.
Maybe, this is life.
"Why are you sighing?" Nono asked, "Didn't you have dinner? Eat."
"I just think that Professor Mance's homework has not been completed, and I have a headache." Lu Mingfei said.
"Professor Mance, he is indeed very strict." Nono said: "But he is a good person. You must have a correct attitude when you treat him. Just act like I was wrong. Please forgive me. I will never do it again next time." If you show a bold expression, he will let you go. He is actually quite easy to talk to."
"Is that so?"
Lu Mingfei remembered that Professor Mansi was Nono's supervisor. On the eve of the Three Gorges Operation, he went through the procedures with the principal to change Nono's supervisor to Professor Manstein.
Nono definitely knows Professor Mance better than he does.
"Nono, you are wrong." Aki suddenly said, "I have never seen Professor Mance be soft-hearted. It's just because you have good grades, Nono, that's why he is easy to talk to."
"Yes, Lu Mingfei, don't be careless, otherwise you will eat a pot of it." Ye Sheng was still lying in Rouwenxiang, unwilling to get up.
Nono spread his hands and didn't explain too much.
The five of them chatted casually for a while, and the topic turned to tonight's dance.
"Why are you and Caesar holding a dance party tonight?" Shuode Aki asked.
"To find true love." Lu Mingfei said seriously.
This was what they had agreed upon before. If Shutoku Aki asked, they would use this reason to excuse him.
"Love?"
"That's right, true love." Lu Mingfei said: "I have always longed for a true love, without materialistic desires, without the cheers of the crowd, a beautiful desire and love that sprouts from the deepest part of my heart after taking off the luxurious coat. move."
"In today's party, everyone is wearing a mask. Only in this way can I have a chance to pursue my true love. I asked Brother Caesar to help."
"I didn't expect that you still have such troubles." Aki said softly.
"'S-level' people have a lot of worries. They have to deal with love letters every day. They are so busy." Nono interjected.
"Isn't there a small game being held over there? Why don't you, Lu Mingfei, sign up?" Ye Sheng snorted, "A lot of girls are playing there. If you go late, the good girls will be snatched away by others."
Lu Mingfei knew that Ye Sheng was trying to change the subject, and didn't want Jiude Aki to get too entangled in the reasons for holding the party.
"Then go pick one. Do you have any recommendations?" Lu Mingfei thought to himself, brother, you have to sacrifice your chaste body for your lifelong event. It is really a heavy sacrifice.
"How about carrying balloons? Partners put the balloons in the middle and carry them to the finish line back to back. The one who carries the most balloons within the specified time wins. This is a test of the cooperation of the two. If they are too close, the balloons will pop. If they are too far, or the pace is uncoordinated, The balloon will fall, and if you can find someone who walks the same steps as you, it means your personalities are compatible."
"I want to play too." Nono said, "Caesar and I are in a group."
"Then let's go together. There are three groups in this game. If we add another girl to Lu Mingfei, we will be all together." Ye Sheng said.
The dragon fruit tycoon pushed his "Street Fighter" game ID, "hasaki".
Soon, a friend request was sent.
After passing, he pushed the new group friends introduced by "Mingming" to their console game communication group.
This group is not big, with only 192 people. A bunch of amateur players gather here and occasionally meet up to play games. It is a very Buddhist hobby group.
The only way to join a group is through push from group friends, which cannot be found by searching.
"Eriyi's QQ" has joined the group chat.
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: Welcome newcomers, don’t think about leaving once you’re here~
Wolf Boy: What?
The eldest son of the Yakumo family: Fishing.jpg
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"This is a foreign friend who can't read Chinese." The dragon fruit tycoon said in the group: "My friend introduced me here and said he wanted to find someone to play with, who knows how to play "Street Fighter" and "Uncharted 2". Does anyone want to compete with foreign friends?"
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Ugly Swordsman: Foreigner? Yours is great.
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: It belongs to the flower girl, hand it over.
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Dragon Fruit Tycoon: Stop talking nonsense. Others can’t understand. I’ve added friends in “Street Fighter”. How about it? Does anyone want to come and play?
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: Please turn on the screen projection, I will wait and see first.
Ugly Swordsman: I don’t want you to be a noob, Dama, if I can’t even defeat the tycoon, then I might as well play with the human machine.
Dragon Fruit Tycoon: OK, let me play first.
The dragon fruit tycoon has never been a person who likes to argue with each other. He will use his actions to tell these unscrupulous friends who is the real big daddy!
In order to maintain activity, the group holds events every month, and as the group leader, Dragon Fruit Tycoon has a very complete set of equipment to broadcast the battle to the group members - a laptop with a camera.
As long as you turn on the camera, connect to QQ Video, and then point the laptop screen at the TV screen, you can forward the battle situation on the TV.
With that said, the tycoon issued a battle request to Eriki.
What he took out was his most confident hero, Chun Li. Once upon a time, he also used Chun Li to dominate the arcade and beat the pupils of the Qinghe Elementary School next door until they screamed. It wasn't until a fifth grade master from the other side called out that he Defeated, I reluctantly bought a bottle of Wahaha for each of the group of primary school students.
The eldest son of the Yakumo family: Here it comes, here it comes! The tycoon used his signature Chun Li, and his record was an impressive 7 wins and 21 losses, with a winning rate of an astonishing quarter! He is his strongest character and is invincible in group chats!
Ugly Swordsman: At the opening, I bet that Tycoon will play GG within 30 seconds.
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: You don’t trust the tycoon too much. I’ll bet you 20 seconds! Come on, tycoon! Prove yourself well!
Wolf boy:
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The corners of the dragon fruit tycoon's mouth showed a hint of sarcasm, coolness, and indifference.
"I'm just a network card. If it wasn't stuck, I would beat you all down and make you kneel on the ground to sing "Conquer"." He held the controller with a focused expression. Just looking at this posture, I don't know if he thought he was. Where did this hidden master come from?
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!
When the battle begins, Eri chooses Zangief. Chunli fights Lao Sang. How can she lose? Tell me how to lose?
He has seen the analysis table of Tieba Brother. Lao Sang has been ranked as the weakest character in several versions. Anyone who beats him is a weak character. Chunli is among the top characters on the list. At his worst, he is also the weakest character. He didn't fall out of the top five. When Lao Sang beat Chunli, he could almost open 3-7. How could he lose?
"It's time to show off your true skills." He rushed forward without hesitation.
What is important is the momentum. Use the momentum to suppress the enemy first, and then take advantage of this opportunity to directly launch a combo without explanation.
What is buried under this routine is the wails of countless primary school students!
Ugly Swordsman: The tycoon rushes forward! He rushed forward! He is not fighting alone!
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: Look! He's about to pull out his famous stunt!
After a while of silence.
The eldest son of the Yakumo family: New record, 17 seconds.
As expected, the tycoon's Chunli was crushed by Hui Liyi's Lao Sang in 17 seconds.
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: He must be a dragon fruit tycoon.
The Ugly Swordsman: He once again proved that he is still the unsurpassable man.
"The accelerator just broke and the network card broke." Pitaya typed without changing his expression, "I'll give it another try."
Wolf boy: x-on:Hui Liyi’s QQ, like.jpg
Pitaya never cares about the rumors in the outside world. He firmly believes that his Chunli is the strongest.
There is only one server for "Street Fighter". In Japan, as a Chinese player, he must use an accelerator to play online smoothly. Otherwise, various unexpected situations such as packet drops, high delays, and framerate freezes will occur. It must have been just now It's stuck. Otherwise, how could Lao Sang not lose any blood when he used the unexplained combo? It's definitely a network card!
He sent a battle request again and continued to fight Chun-Li.
Eriyi changed to Blanca, who was one of the bottom three with Lao Sang, and the other one was Eagle.
"Hmph, you are not so lucky this time." Pitaya sneered, "It's impossible to get all the network cards, so prepare to die!"
The most important thing is momentum, strike first!
Chunli stepped forward with her long legs and rushed forward again. Blanca's movement speed was slow, so she simply stayed where she was and waited for him to make a move.
"Fuck me, don't explain the combos!" The tycoon stared angrily, pressing his fingers on the handle wildly, with veins protruding on his forehead.
15 seconds later.
K.O.
The two letters filled the screen, and Blanca's health bar looked like brand new, not even a crack could be seen.
Ugly Swordsman: (takes a breath) He is indeed a tycoon. He is so terrifying. I haven’t seen you for a few days and my level has improved so much. I am willing to be defeated.
Nuclear Fission Buddha∞: Heng said: "I have to examine myself three times in a day: Are you disloyal to Chunli? Are you disloyal to me when you interact with an accelerator? Are you not used to passing on consecutive moves?"
The eldest son of the Yakumo family: x-on:Eriyi’s QQ, great.jpg
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Wolf Boy: What's the matter? I just went to the toilet and finished typing. The Question Mark Master actually stopped tying the question mark?
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