This Is What Cultivating Immortals Is Like

Chapter 991 It’s Chaos, It’s All Chaos

The Tai Chi Diagram descended from the air and landed firmly in the hands of its owner - Lu Bei.

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he swallowed the Tai Chi Tu in one gulp at the speed of light. After making a grunt, he clasped his hands in his fists and said, "Old Sect Master, I accept the concession. Although Lu deserves everything, I still accept the concession."

Abandonment Sutra: "..."

The Great Heavenly Lord's face was extremely distorted, his eyes were red and bleeding, and he was about to undergo a second corpse transformation on the basis of his corpse transformation.

Tai Chi Diagram is very important, it is an important part of Qi Li Jing's planning for the future. To be on the safe side, he gave up all the magic weapons in the world of conferring gods this time. If he wants the best, he only wants Tai Chi Diagram.

Unexpectedly, the two Tai Chi pictures merged to make a wedding dress for Lu Bei.

Since the birth of his spiritual wisdom, he has only suffered two major losses.

For the first time, Tai Su left a message on the coffin board in person to visit here, but he later returned it.

The second time, it was the Tai Chi diagram. I was fully prepared and could be said to be foolproof. In the end, I missed a move and the Tai Chi diagram reproduced by countless insights was defeated by the Lu Bei small world + the Yin and Yang creation diagram + the lotus platform of creation.

Not only that, the two Tai Chi diagrams merged together, taking the mystery to a new level. He was squatting in a small dark room, comprehending prostitution, and worked for a long time, all running errands for Lu Bei.

It is unbearable, and this hatred must be paid back no matter what.

The strong purpose made Qi Lijing give up revenge on the spot. Lu Bei was the top brother in the container rankings, and he was the noble man who settled down in his life. No one could touch Lu Bei. This hatred...

I can only remember it for now.

Thinking of his previous operations, Qi Lijing's expression improved a lot. It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years, but it will not affect the interest collected during the ten years.

If the emperor's backyard hadn't exploded, he would have changed his surname to Lu after abandoning Li Jing!

"Young Sect Leader is joking, you don't deserve anything, it's just good luck. Luck is a part of strength, you just deserve it, it's just a fluke." Qi Lijing's facial features were distorted, and his smile was particularly far-fetched.

Lu Bei looked embarrassed, scratched his head, and said sheepishly: "Who says it's not the case? Luck is also a part of strength. People, sometimes they are just a little bit unlucky. It is up to Lu to take charge of this Tai Chi Tu."

Seeing that Lu Bei had taken advantage of him and still behaved, Qi Lijing became even more angry and stood aside with his eyes closed, pretending to be calm.

If the fist wasn't clenching, it was more like it.

Lu Bei was so happy that he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He had never been so happy since he met the Sutra of Abandonment. He was happier than Sun Houhou and the Seven Fairies, and Marshal Tianpeng happened to pass by the Pantaoyuan.

Both of them feel that the other party owes them too much, and now they are just getting back the interest, and the real good days are yet to come.

Cultivation may not be like this, but being invincible for a lifetime is really like this. Every drop of blood should be repaid with a spring of water, and no loss can be taken.

No, no one died?

Yun Zuoyu looked regretful and lamented that the Abandonment Sutra could achieve great things. After some comparisons, he felt ashamed that he was far from being truly invincible. He still had to learn more from Lu Bei and the Abandonment Sutra.

Lu Bei collected the Tai Chi diagram and looked at the other magic weapons in front of him. There was not even one out of ten, and they were all at the level of acquired spiritual treasures.

The treasured money and golden scissors are gone.

Luobao Money is the first decent magic weapon that Lu Bei has planned after entering the world of gods. He has a deep understanding that he is not lucky to survive. It is the crystallization of his hard work and sweat.

Jin Jiaojian probably means the same thing. During his years on Sanxian Island, he spent a lot of time exploring the Jiuqu Yellow River Formation in Sanxiao. He worked hard every day, and his hard work eventually yielded good results.

God rewards those who work hard, and God favors those who work hard. The ancients are honest and do not bully me!

It's a pity that Nuwa's map of mountains, rivers, and the country, as well as the banner that attracts monsters, he obviously worked very hard.

There is also Hunyuan Jindou. He has obviously given the golden dragon and scissors. Is it because he is not diligent enough?

"Why are you sighing, young master?"

"I feel sorry for the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls, which can evolve into the twenty-four heavens. They complement my identity as the second leader of the Western Sect. I am extremely sad that I was unable to bring out this treasure."

Lu Bei covered his chest and looked at the Abandonment Sutra bitterly: "This pain is difficult to resolve even with Tai Chi diagram. Does the old sect leader know?"

The corners of Qi Li Jing's eyes twitched wildly. If he hadn't essentially died once, he would have died suddenly on the spot.

People who have goals are not the ones who can tolerate it. Qi Li Jing smiled slightly and calmly expressed that he did not understand the pain. He waved his hand and showed Lu Bei what it meant to be a Great Heavenly Lord.

But when he saw the immortal life chart spread out, the eyes of the Abandonment Sutra burst out with white light, and he clicked with his ten fingers, using the power of the immortal life chart's heavenly book to materialize all the laws he had realized in the world of gods into reality.

Groups of divine mist condensed, and the five-color fairy light dispersed into the sky, revealing the dazzling treasures inside.

The Four Swords of Zhuxian, Six Soul Flags, Qingping Sword, Purple Electric Hammer, Fishing Drum...

The Sutra of Abandonment didn't know whether it was to relieve his anger or to regain face for his failure. He exerted all his strength and showed no mercy. Even the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls that Lu Bei cared about were materialized.

He swept away all the magic weapons in one breath, leaving only the Qingping Sword hanging on his waist, with his hands in his sleeves, looking like a master who should be a fool in this world.

This scene made Yun Zuoyu look sideways, and Lu Bei was speechless.

Brother, the birth of the acquired spiritual treasure has great cause and effect, and you can’t just practice it if you want to. Have you taken advantage of this setting?

It is indeed the body of the Great Heavenly Lord, it is really edible!

To say that the person who knows the Heavenly Book best in the world is undoubtedly the Abandonment Sutra, and the Great Heavenly Lord is not just talking about it in his physical body.

Even if Lu Bei has a heavenly book in the Heavenly Palace, even if Yun Zuoyu creates his own heavenly book of the underworld, and even if the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace creates his own heavenly book of the fairyland, they cannot compare with the Abandonment Scripture.

Hard work and luck are just trivial matters, and they cannot compare with others' good fortune. When the Great Heavenly Lord ruled the three realms, he finished the work of the Abandonment Sutra.

Yun Zuoyu's face darkened as he saw the birth of the acquired spiritual treasures one after another. He silently put away his Pangu flag and Yuxu palace lantern, and fell into silence without saying a word.

He could do it before, but now he can't. The Underworld Book has been divided up, and now there is only an empty shell left. It is impossible to mass-produce magic weapons like the Book of Abandonment.

Even if he could, he spent 99% of his time in the Fengshen World fighting against Shen Gongbao's fate. He only found the invincible magic power at the last moment, and had no time to study the laws in the magic weapon.

After taking ten thousand steps back, all the good magic weapons were taken away by Lu Bei. He felt that he had nothing to lose.

Lu Bei was shown off in front of his face, and he congratulated without conscience: "The old sect leader has good tricks, Lu is showing off, it turns out that there is such a way to play the immortal life chart. It's a pity that the Four Swords of Killing Immortals cannot be broken except by the Four Saints." The treasure of the Suppressing Sect has actually been reduced to an acquired spiritual treasure, far inferior to Lu’s Tai Chi diagram. The old sect leader took it out earlier to catch up with the creation of the world just now, hey, maybe the four swords of Zhu Xian will be innate!"

A heartfelt speech, mainly about gloating over misfortune, which made me feel like abandoning the Sutra and making it rain.

He did so, and after one punch, Yun Zuoyu disappeared into the sky.

"ah---"

"Brother Yun's reaction is a bit delayed!"

Lu Bei immediately burst into laughter. Before he could finish his joy, he saw Qi Li Jing smiling and saying, "Young master, you don't know something. You are the Emperor of Heaven and carry out your destiny on behalf of Heaven. In the fairyland, you can also turn your insights into something like Qi Mou." As a magic weapon."

I know, I'll be ready to do it when I get back.

"More than that, if we get help from the Emperor of Heaven, the Four Immortal-Slaying Swords can be transformed into an innate thing."

I know, so I didn’t say anything just now.

The Four Swords of Zhu Xian missed the great opportunity to create the world, and it is almost impossible to evolve into innate. Even if Lu Bei holds the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven, he can use the Heavenly Book to make the laws become true. The impossible is impossible.

Unless we create a new world again, or sacrifice a lotus seed.

But there is no doubt about the ability of Qi Li Jing to cheat. With the complete laws of the Four Swords of Killing Immortals, as well as the countless laws and Taoist rhymes he has practiced in cheating over the years, it might be possible to achieve qualitative changes through quantitative changes.

A heaven-defying destiny change that cannot be accomplished by a heavenly book, coupled with the combined power of the immortal horoscope...

After Lu Bei thought about it carefully, let alone say it, it was really a bit messy.

But will the Abandoned Sutra ask him?

Impossible, what kind of thing is he? He takes advantage of others unreasonably. He won't spare others when he gains power. How can he not know the sutra of abandonment?

Taking the initiative to ask for help is equivalent to offering the opportunity to raise prices with both hands. It is no less unwise than Zhu Xiushi who got too close when watching the fun and turned himself into the fun.

Furthermore, Abandoning Sutra is cultivating the way of heaven, he is really not a sword cultivator. It is the same whether he has the Four Swords of Killing Immortals or not. People don't care at all.

After some analysis, Lu Bei got rid of his doubts and found that Abandonment Jing must be digging a hole.

"If the young sect leader is willing to help, Qi is willing to make up for your great sorrow." Qi Li Jing handed over the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls and smiled extremely humbly.

Lu Bei was a little unsure. He pushed and accepted the Dinghai Divine Bead: "What the old sect leader said, Lu will never be vague about where he can help. Giving gifts or something like that is not an insult to Lu. I can do it next time." No more."

No matter what pit Qi Lijing dug, the advantage lay with Lu Bei. He was the one who took the initiative and decisively accepted the offer that came to his door.

After saying this, the two of them headed to the Heavenly Palace in Fairyland.

Before leaving, Lu Bei followed the principle of making the most of things and used the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven to sweep away the five immortal islands. Daiyu, Yuanqiao, Fangzhang, Yingzhou, and Penglai were all wonders cultivated by the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace, and were released to the human world. , it should be moved to the fairyland to serve as the summer resort of the Emperor of Heaven.

Qi Li Jing smiled slightly, there was no need to dig a hole, he was just looking for an excuse to stand at Nantianmen and watch the fun.

No, the small bench is ready.

There is another thing that Abandonment Jing has been holding back, and Yun Zuoyu may also be aware of it.

There is a Western religion in the Fengshen world, and the two leaders are Jie Yin and Zhunti respectively. There is also a Western religion in the Kyushu world, which was created by Lu Bei through a combination of circumstances.

At first glance, it seems purely coincidental.

In other words, all things are unified. Under the guidance of destiny, everything has the same starting point and end point.

But looking at the coincident magic weapons such as Fantian Seal and Immortal-Slaying Flying Dagger in Lu Bei's hands, the coincidence is no longer a coincidence. Especially Lu Bei's familiarity with the world of Fengshen shows that he has already known about Fengshen. The course of the world.

The Abandonment Classic had a brief exchange with Huangdi Zhonggong, and knew that the latter was also being plotted by others. After analyzing the Great Five Elements Zhou Tian Mote Formation and the Book of Conferred Gods, he had already guessed the origin of Lu Bei.

The ninth incarnation of this Great Heavenly Lord was not born in the Nine Provinces Continent, but in the Blue Star where the Master of Ten Thousand Daos is located.

The Master of Ten Thousand Ways has calculated all the Great Heavenly Lord's incarnations, even the Great Heavenly Lord's physical body, Qi Li Jing. Lu Bei, who was born in Blue Star, is obviously a pawn of the opponent.

To be bolder, Lu Bei should not have been born in Blue Star. He was a native of Jiuzhou mainland, but was cut off by the Master of Ten Thousand Ways and taken away to the birth of Blue Star.

Abandonment Sutra smiled and said nothing. I understood it, but just didn't say it.

Without him, he is petty. Firstly, he wants to recover the interest, and secondly, he waits for Lu Bei to fall into a trap and beg him.

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The Heavenly Palace was unusually deserted today, and for some unknown reason, there was a solemnity in the air.

Lu Bei looked around and saw that the wings were all in retreat. Even the mounts and dogs were locked in the room. He was confused. He had promised to double the wings and double the happiness. Where are the twin sisters per capita?

With Qi Lijing by his side, he didn't express his doubts, so as not to let the other party see him having fun, he pretended not to care and led the other party directly to Daluotian.

This move is almost equivalent to putting the Heavenly Book in the hands of the Great God.

There are two results. One is that the Great Heavenly Lord directly takes away the Heavenly Book, and the other is that the Great Heavenly Lord tears the Heavenly Book into pieces.

Any other Heavenly Emperor would never commit suicide like this, but Lu Bei was different. He wished he could abandon Li Jing and take away the Heavenly Book to replace him as Heavenly Emperor.

This rotten coward will do whatever he likes.

The same goes for the Book of Abandonment. He could tear up other heavenly books without even frowning. For this book in Fairyland, even if he were killed, he wouldn't dare to take the throne of the eldest brother on the Lubei list.

Brother Bei is not the Emperor of Heaven, and he, Xiao Qi, is the first to disagree.

Similarly, Huangdi and Zhi in the middle palace expressed their dissatisfaction. The position of Heavenly Emperor was occupied by a virtuous person. Beige was born to be the Heavenly Emperor, and it would not be easy for anyone to succeed.

It can be seen from this that how deep the Great Heavenly Lord is. Nearly a hundred thousand years after his death, all the invincibles in the world of immortality are competing to show their weakness.

Of course, their weakness is not really weak. In the current world of Invincible, Lu Bei, apart from being able to win through the clouds and rain, has to weigh everything he chooses.

Their show of weakness was a protective look. They took a step back and protected the strongest Lu Bei in front of them, making Brother Bei a target to attract the firepower of the Great Heavenly Lord.

Back to the subject, Lu Bei arrived at Daluotian and raised his hand to ask Qi Li Jing to take the Heavenly Book for use.

Take it as you like, use it as you like, and the Emperor of Heaven will not be angry if you use it badly.

Abandoning the Sutra, he looked coldly at Lu Bei's stand-up comedy. The latter curled his lips, took out the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor, summoned the will of Heaven to descend, arranged the insights of the world of gods, and integrated the laws into the Heavenly Book one by one.

This move undoubtedly accelerated the process of great changes in the world and made the Heavenly Dao that would return in the future even more powerful. At the same time, after the laws entered the Heavenly Book, they became part of the Heavenly Dao and had the possibility of materialization.

After that, Lu Bei held the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor and made these laws come true.

Qiankun Ruler, Purple Gold Bowl, Immortal Binding Rope, Changhong Rope...

Qiankun Bow, Sky-shaking Arrow, Yin-Yang Mirror, Tai Chi Talisman...

Pure glass vase, Hunyuan banner, Moxie sword, heart-saving nail...

Hunyuan Golden Dou, six pure bamboos, Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield, Immortal Killing Flying Knife...

Maps of mountains and rivers, demon-beckoning flags, fantian seals...

Lu Bei manifested all the magic weapons that he had touched in the world of gods, such as the map of mountains and rivers, the demon summoning flags and other incomplete laws, and filled them with the local laws of heaven and earth in the Kyushu continent. If it didn't work, he would use similar functions. The magic weapons are combined into one.

In the early years when he held the Xuanwu Cauldron, he often did this. Practice makes perfect, and he could do things neatly and neatly.

After Lu Bei finished his work, he borrowed Brother Tian's help to forge the Five Fires and Seven Birds Fan that he had been thinking about for a long time. It wasn't that this treasure was so important that there was no room for accommodation. But he had a lot of hair, and the little yellow croaker and Brother Xiao had a lot of hair, and he would feel bad if he didn't practice it.

After success, this treasure is an acquired spiritual treasure. Phoenix, Kunpeng, Golden Crow, Peacock, Dapeng, Hongwan, Luan. All seven kinds of magical birds can display one or two magical powers. There are also five elements of innate fire. The magical effects are endless. The attack power of Houtian Lingbao can also be ranked high.

Another combination of Tianyin, Qiankun Bow, Sky-shaking Arrow, Earth-Hate Tiance Bow, Phoenix Arrow, Immortal Binding Rope and Dragon-binding Rope were combined, updating the equipment on his body.

At this point, Lu Bei got the Heavenly Seal, the Qiankun Bow, the Heaven-shaking Arrow, the Immortal Binding Rope, as well as the treasure money and the Immortal-killing Flying Knife for his own use, and planned to give the rest to his wings for self-defense.

Buddhist treasures such as the six pure bamboos and the Dinghai Divine Pearl, as well as the ninth-grade white lotus upgraded from the sixth-grade lotus platform, were all sent to the underworld and handed over to the control of the Eclipse Demon Buddha.

He didn't even intend to keep the magic weapon Five Fires and Seven Birds Fan that he refined himself. In addition, with the immortal-killing flying knife, the original fake jasper gourd + innate gold spirit returned to its original owner and returned to Zhu Qilan's hands.

He thought that in the world of immortality, giving flowers, plants, pearls, diamonds, houses and cars was of little significance. Giving magic weapons would show sincerity. Facing such a dead ghost with such deep affection and loyalty, even thinking about it with Xiao Lu Bei's head, he would be unable to escape for some time in the future.

Double happiness is at hand.

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The magic weapons on Lu Bei's body are mainly innate and acquired spiritual treasures. The most powerful one is Tai Chi Tu. He is standing in the fairyland, holding Tai Chi Diagram, the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor, and the thirty-sixth Heavenly Gate. He dares to challenge Qi Li Jing and Zhong Gong one to three. Huang Di, Li, and Yun Zuoyu also smiled slightly and did not panic at all.

Innate spiritual treasures are definitely stronger than acquired spiritual treasures. Once they reach the level of invincibility, acquired spiritual treasures are useless against the enemy in most cases and can only be used to show off. The exception is functional magic weapons such as the Underworld Gate of Life and Death, which can sometimes be used to show off. Life-saving, as an unexpected trump card, is more meaningful than the innate spiritual treasure.

Then there is the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor. This treasure has no grade. It was born after returning from the fairyland. It is the agent of the Great Heavenly Lord and also the token of the Heavenly Emperor. The usage is written on the instruction manual.

Rule over the three realms and summon all spirits.

Lu Bei holds the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor. He is the only orthodox person recognized by Heavenly Dao. He is the supreme royal authority among the supreme divine authority, and the thirty-sixth level of the Heavenly Gate of the Innate Spiritual Treasure must also be controlled by him.

This is how Taisu was defeated.

The rest, such as the false regime of the Yellow Emperor in the Zhonggong, jumped out of the Three Realms and were beyond the control of Heaven. But once they returned to Heaven, Lu Bei, who had the seal of the Emperor of Heaven, had all the power to control the false regime.

They take life and death and act recklessly.

If Huang Di in the middle palace hadn't resigned in time and ran away, Lu Bei would have arranged for him to clean the toilet.

What, there are no huts in Wonderland?

How can it be unreasonable? If the Emperor of Heaven says there is something, it will be there. If it is not there, it will be built. An official as dignified as the cleaning staff of the Heavenly Palace, how can he carry a bucket if he has no post to guard!

The five fairy islands were brought back to the fairyland by Lu Bei and placed according to the Five Elements, becoming a new wonder created by the Emperor of Heaven.

As for the four great immortals, Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, and Xuanwu, their luck was not so good. They were all rebellious officials, traitors, and prisoners of the fallen dynasty, and they were all brought back to their original forms to serve as mascots to suppress the four parties.

When will the Emperor of Heaven be happy, will he let them change back to human form and continue practicing?

Return to the Great Immortal, go and dream!

There is no Great Immortal Lord in Lu Bei's fairyland, and if there are a few of them, they will not be used. He can't arrange it with his own people, so there is nothing to do without them.

The Xuanzun, the Great Immortal, was the most unlucky. His true form was Xuanwu. After returning to his original form, he was suppressed in the underground palace. He was entangled in chains and unable to move. He was currently frightened, fearing that if he closed his eyes and opened them again, he would lose everything after experiencing the pain.

She thought too much. The emperor's harem was so powerful that even her own sisters couldn't tell it apart. Not to mention the sweetness when it was her turn, there wasn't even a drop of the sweet soup.

Lu Bei didn't plan to do anything to her. He would lock her up for now, and wait until one day he remembered such a powerful figure, and then pull her out to see if she had repentant loyalty.

Lu Bei did indeed imprison the bald bird in the basement. This woman was the maid of the Yellow Emperor in the middle palace and knew a lot of information. Maybe she could get some useful information out of her after being tortured.

Considering that Huang Di in the middle palace has become a mature man, there is a high probability that this Luan bird will not be able to ask anything. It is really just a vase carrying tea and water.

Let’s talk about some lotus seeds.

Lu Bei helps abandon Li Jing to improve the level of the Four Swords of the Immortal, but the outcome is doomed to failure, and the acquired cannot evolve into the innate.

The two took the opportunity to take out the lotus seeds, compare and study them, and exchange their own ideas.

The lotus of creation is knotted on the lotus platform, giving birth to four lotus seeds. At the beginning of its birth, these four lotus seeds were yellow, red, blue, and white, symbolizing earth, fire, water, and wind.

With one lotus seed as the center, three lotus seeds extend in three directions, opening up a three-dimensional world like coordinate axes, creating an independent world.

After the failure to create the world, the four lotus seeds changed, and their colors also changed drastically. They were divided into four colors: black, white, gold, and red, and they no longer represented earth, fire, water, and wind.

Lu Bei and Qi Li Jing couldn't understand how many uses of lotus seeds, how many great magical powers it had, and how many possibilities it had.

I only know that this item can give birth to an innate spiritual treasure. If you are lucky, you will get a few more.

This usage obviously spoils the lotus seeds. You must know that a single lotus seed can transform into any of the three realms of heaven, earth, and underworld. It is not impossible to gather four lotus seeds to give birth to a heavenly book. There is a chance to compete with heaven for the three realms. authority.

What’s more, the lotus seeds will take root and sprout and form a lotus platform. At that time, four lotus seeds can be regenerated, and there will be endless descendants...

It's obviously impossible.

There are four colors of lotus seeds, each with different meanings. They are no longer the creation lotus seeds.

"Wonderful, abandoning someone to get a lotus seed, raising the four swords of killing immortals, and having the innate spiritual treasure at your fingertips is really a blessing among misfortunes."

Qi Li Jing said happily: "Young Sect Master, no, the same is true for the Emperor of Heaven. The twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls have endless magical uses. If they are innate, there is no need to worry about the failure of great things!"

Lu Bei nodded repeatedly: "What the old sect leader said is absolutely true. How about...you give me a sample first?"

"The Emperor of Heaven is joking. How dare you abandon someone's white body and focus on the beauty before you?"

"It doesn't matter if you are white, there are still many positions available in Tiangong!"

"Xianyun Yehe is used to purity. Thank you to the Emperor of Heaven for your appreciation."

The two of them made some calculations, and even though they knew it was impossible, they still fought for a few words, abandoned Li Jing and left voluntarily, leaving Lu Bei no need to send him off, and wandered towards the direction of Nantianmen.

He went to chase Huangdi and Zhonggong, saying that once there was news, he would recruit Lu Bei and Yun Zuoyu to help.

The chess-killing team fought three against two, breaking the tens of thousands of years of planning of the Yellow Emperor in the palace, and also breaking the years of waiting of Li, and successfully seized the initiative. From then on, the three brothers chased the two bereaved dogs and fought.

The situation was great, Lu Bei happily sent Qi Li Jing away, turned his head and rubbed his hands, looking for his double happiness.

So what, where is the lonely Queen Jiang?

Lu Bei didn't find Queen Jiang, nor did he find any doubled wings. He couldn't help but think about Sister Qi. He weighed all the magic weapons in his hands and thought about holding a treasure sharing conference to invite the wings to have fun together.

Just do it!

Lu Bei sent messages around, but was frustrated everywhere, and no one responded.

A series of question marks floated across his head, and he suddenly felt that something was fishy. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to go find the Taifu to find out.

If the student is stupid, please ask the teacher to take off his clothes and teach him!

Bang!

Lu Bei kicked open the door of the quiet room and looked around. The master was meditating with his eyes closed, his back to him.

"Qing'er, I haven't seen you for a few days. Do you miss me?"

"Whether you think about it or not, I miss you so much..."

"Qing'er, speak!"

Lu Bei raised his hand to poke the Taifu's weak spot. Seeing that he was unmoved, he raised his hand to remove the other man's shoes and socks and hooked the soles of his feet.

Still motionless.

No, she's obviously the most ticklish.

Lu Bei's heart suddenly suddenly felt more and more uncertain. Compared with frowning and cold eyes, cold and violent ignorance was the scariest thing.

But he has been honest recently and hasn't messed around outside. Even if he did, why would you be angry with him without any basis?

Humph, that doesn’t make sense at all!

Lu Bei pouted: "Ignore it, let's see how long you can endure it!"

It is said in the art of war that those who are good at fighting will make the most of their situation.

There is another saying in the art of war: the way to use troops is to attack the heart first, to attack the city next, to fight the heart first, and to fight the army second.

To sum it up in one sentence, use your strengths and avoid weaknesses, use your own advantages to confuse the enemy's position, and achieve strategic results through psychological warfare without spending a single soldier.

To wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, it is very simple, just offer him a bargaining chip that the other party cannot refuse.

Lu Bei took out the Tai Chi diagram and fanned the wind. The dispersed yin and yang energy suddenly became stronger and weaker, making the Taifu unable to stop like a cat scratching his heart.

From Xiantian Yiqi, to Yuanshi Shangqi, and now to Tai Chi Tu, Lu Bei's tactics have remained unchanged. If the Taifu fell into his hands in this life, he must have done a great evil thing that destroyed the world of immortality in his previous life.

I saw the Taifu's eyelashes trembling slightly, biting his lips tightly. After a while, he couldn't bear it anymore, surrendered, opened his eyes and glared at Lu Bei fiercely.

"Qing'er, you're awake!"

"Hmph, why is the second leader here?"

The Taifu gritted his teeth, and every word of his short sentence came out from between his teeth.

Lu Bei blinked, thinking for a moment that he was still in a dream. He hurriedly woke up and found that you were still in the world of gods. Breaking out of the situation was just a sweet dream after the faint king was overworked and exhausted.

Lu Bei raised his hand and pinched Taifu's waist. He glared angrily to confirm that it really hurt.

In this case, it is no longer a dream.

So the question is, how did the Taifu know about the second leader?

boom!

Thunder exploded in Lu Bei's ears, and his brainstorm was spinning rapidly. He was a sensitive person, and he figured out the key after just a little thinking.

"Abandon, abandon, abandon..."

Lu Bei Aba Aba opened his mouth, his tongue tied, and he didn't even pronounce the name of the cheater for a long time.

I regard you as my elder brother, and this is how you stab me?

"Qing'er, listen to my explanation."

"If the king has nothing important to do, go find your Queen Jiang. I am a cheap concubine, Pu Liuzhi, and the youngest and ignorant of the three sisters. She only wants immortality in her life. She does not deserve your majesty's love! "The Taifu said bitterly.

Among the three Yunxiao sisters, Bai Jin is the eldest sister Yunxiao, Zhu Qilan is the second sister Qiongxiao, and the Taifu is the youngest Bixiao. This is nothing. According to the Lu family rules of first come, first served, her Taifu is Bai Jin’s idol. Zhu Qilan's teacher really had to call her sister when he saw the two girls.

The problem is that Abandonment Sutra is not a human being, so he slightly modified the plot and added some personal stuff.

The inherited memory, Abandonment Sutra, did not take action. He only wanted to watch Lu Bei have fun, and did not intend to antagonize Lu Bei. He would not use such small tricks to cause the two to turn against each other.

Even because the average person has eight years of memory, each wing corresponds to its own face, which is of great benefit in practice. It is an opportunity given to all the brothers and sisters as a gift from the Abandonment Sutra.

The only thing he modified in the plot was that the world of gods was not established by the Yellow Emperor in the Central Palace, but by Lu Bei on his own initiative. In order of preference, whoever loves them the most has the highest status in the world of gods.

This just stirs up a hornet's nest!

Even though Taifu has never argued and worked hard for the peace of the dead ghost's harem, he can't swallow this bad breath at this moment.

I have endured so many grievances for you, and when I meet students, I always call them sister. It would be better for you to rank me last among the three sisters. I am still that silly and sweet person who is very easy to deceive.

Why, I was too obedient to you before, right?

The Taifu's grievance was not for anything else. It was simply because Lu Bei looked down on her. She didn't fight because of love. It didn't mean that she really didn't care.

All this time, she thought she was Yun Xiao, or even Queen Jiang, but it turned out that this was how Lu Bei saw her.

Seeing the beauty in tears and feeling aggrieved, Lu Bei couldn't help but feel his scalp numb. A sane and sober person like the Taifu has started a palace fight. Others such as Bai Jin, She Zhang, and Zhu Qilan are going to explode.

Abandonment Sutra, Abandonment Sutra, you are trying to make my life worse than death!

Thinking about the endless intrigues and intrigues that will emerge in the Heavenly Palace in the future, and the plastic sisters in dozens of chat groups, Lu Bei is not feeling well.

Also, his face and identity are beyond his control, so why should he bear this responsibility?

Lu Bei still didn't know what happened here. He only knew that Taifu was wronged, and he was still wronged!

You have to endure the grievances. Who asked you to flirt with others in the first place? What did you do long ago?

Lu Bei held the beauty in his arms and expressed his love with slanderous words. He pinched and calculated with his hands hidden in his sleeves and swallowed. Oh my god, there are so many sins to be suffered. He is already scumbag. Is there no hope?

The last time Qi Li Jing opened a platform in the Tianjian Sect to act as a demon, he revealed all his old tricks in front of all the wings. He had no choice but to send all the wings except the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom to the Heavenly Palace. This knot has reached It's not unlocked yet.

One wave after another, it makes my balls hurt just thinking about it.

You know, in the world of Fengshen, he relied on his wings and face to devote himself to the Tao, and often organized unobstructed conferences. Beauties such as Han Suyan and Xie Yunling who usually passed by with a smile also became famous in the world of Fengshen.

The worst thing is...

Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang are the hardest working pair!

To die! ! !

At this time, Lu Bei realized the seriousness of the matter, but he did not realize how serious it was. He only knew that he had abandoned the tunnel and dug a hole, but he did not know how deep the hole was.

He actually felt that he could be saved!

"Mr. Qing'er, it's all an illusion. It's just a trap set up by Qi Li Jing. If you really believe it, you have fallen into the trap." Lu Bei rescued him. He believed that the Taifu understood the righteousness and as long as he dumped the blame on Qi Li Jing, the other party would definitely forgive him. he.

As long as Taifu can get through here, the others can also get through one by one.

That's alright, let's practice now, Master.

"Huh, hallucination?"

Seeing that Lu Bei still wanted to quibble, the Taifu raised his foot and kicked him in the face. He was not wearing shoes or socks, and his white little feet were pressed against his innocent face, and his eyes were wandering.

She knows punishment.

Seeing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, the Taifu said coldly: "If it is an illusion, where does the law of practice come from, and is it a chance that falls from the sky? You are an ignorant and ignorant king, but you don't know that those beauties of yours did not suffer disaster because they were in the Heavenly Palace. What they got is not Just eight years of absurdity.”

The Taifu exposed Lu Bei's lies. Facts speak louder than words. There is no so-called hallucination. The Sutra of Abandonment is pure and clean. All memories really happened.

She just wanted to ask why she wasn't arranged to be Queen Jiang!

Lu Bei made some quibbles and was kicked out of the door. He took out the Tai Chi diagram, separated out a sub-diagram and stuffed it into the crack of the door. He said a few sweet words at the door, turned around and rushed straight to the rest of the palace.

The process was not complicated, just a bit thrilling. Bai Jin wept silently, while Zhu Qilan sharpened his knife with a cold face. They both felt that they were the ones who came first, and no matter how they were sorted, they should be the queen of the stupid king.

Even if it wasn't them, it shouldn't be that witch, she was so shameless!

She Yan also felt that she was here first. While she was happy that she had a unique status in Lu Bei's heart and was the only saint who was superior, she was also angry that she was not arranged to be the queen.

She didn't want to be a saint, she just wanted to be the first wife of the matchmaker. When she saw Lu Bei approaching cautiously, she raised the golden-scaled snake to wipe away her tears, saying that the two sisters had a hard life, and their lives were ruined when they met a cruel lover.

“Hissssssss——”

Sister Snake: Why didn’t she get involved?

Lu Bei said that he would not ask for children, pushed the unreasonable golden-scaled snake aside, comforted him with some kind words, made a promise that he would die with all his energy, and turned around to go to other places.

Dache and Baimao are still emotionally stable. They feel sorry for themselves and say that they are the diplomats who came to the door. If the leader can remember to arrange a role for them, they are satisfied and don't dare to ask for too much.

This strange mood cannot be called emotional stability.

Zhan Hongqu's eyes were red and she felt extremely aggrieved. She didn't know where she was aggrieved. Anyway, she just felt aggrieved.

Such as Zhao Shiran, Zhu Baiyu, and Gu Mi. These two people are really emotionally stable. Elder Zhao never fights. Housekeeper Yu is trapped in her background as a maid. Gu Mi has long been mentally prepared to be betrayed, and will create an extra paragraph out of thin air. Memories are regarded as good memories, focusing on a well-behaved and obedient person.

Lu Bei was almost moved to tears, and Lin Jushui, who was willing to do anything, had two pairs of reasonable wings as the Emperor of Heaven looked at the arrangements.

Zhu Xiushi: As promised, brother, why did you recruit me into the harem and arrange the identity of a jade pipa spirit as a witch?

Tu Yuan: What does apprentice mean? He is worse than a dog. A dog can at least play with his master, but an apprentice has no hope at all!

These two were just adding to the chaos, so Lu Bei patted his butt and passed away.

There are those who are causing trouble, there are those who feel aggrieved that they came first, there are those who are weird, and of course there are those who are just watching the fun and don't think it's a big deal.

The two pairs of masters and disciples from the Luan Palace and the Fu Yao Palace happily waved to the Hunjun/leader and asked Lu Bei to come over to play. Especially Han Miaojun, she was the most joyful in jumping around. Yingying Yanyan had no shame at all, look. Lu Bei was so hardened.

The fist is hard!

Lu Bei has settled the lightweight players for the time being, and will then face the two heavyweight players, who are also the two most difficult to defeat.

Huang Yu.

Huang Xiao.

The little yellow croaker was okay. He was prepared to be killed. If he didn't struggle or resist, the other party would definitely forgive him when his anger subsided.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have forgiven you in vain!

Brother Xiao's side was difficult to deal with. Looking at the silent door of the quiet room in front of him, Lu Bei took a deep breath, gently grabbed the door and entered, and tiptoed to stand in front of him.

To Lu Bei's surprise, Huang Xiao was neither angry nor shy, and said very calmly: "Your Majesty, there is no need to say anything. I have long passed the age of making unreasonable things. Everything is a conspiracy and calculation by abandoning the classics. I will not let your Majesty." Shame on you."

Look at this person, eight years of being a wife was not in vain, and five thousand years of honing her Taoist heart were not in vain. She deserved to be Queen Jiang, and her state of mind was beyond words.

Lu Bei was greatly moved and said subconsciously: "A good wife understands the righteousness and is devoted to her husband..."

"shut up!"

Huang Xiao was furious, and his guard was broken by a word. He raised his hand and shot Lu Bei in the head with an arrow, and then started to curse loudly. He was so shameless that he bowed his head and did not dare to speak back.

Well, I'm still a little excited.

He pondered that, in a sense, Qi Li Jing had indeed sent a divine assist.

Of course, this kind of rebellious thought can't be expressed even to death in my heart.

On Huang Xiao's side, he was so angry that he felt dizzy. After he staggered to sit on the ground, he found that he had burst into tears at some point.

Lu Bei handed over his cuffs, and Huang Xiao pushed them away. The flames of the phoenix burned on his body, and his tears dried up, restoring the calmness of an ancient well.

At the same time, Lu Bei was also fainted by the Phoenix Flame. He had practiced dual cultivation too many times and was out of control at all, so he touched it by himself.

The two phoenix flames blended together, making it difficult to tell them apart.

Lu Bei was stunned and quickly suppressed the cross-border flames back into his body. Huang Xiao was in a state of despair, looking at the ceiling with dull eyes, muttering: "Your Majesty treats me like this, I will repay you in the next life, but in this life Well, your majesty asked me to have the dignity to meet the Demon Queen. Do you think I will have the dignity to live in the future?"

"Brother Xian... Xiao, let me tell you the truth. You don't need to worry about this. Everything is an illusion and there is no need to take it seriously." Lu Bei said with a shy face.

Huang Xiao: "..."

Is it an illusion? Don't you know it, Hunjun? Just forget about deceiving others, don't deceive yourself too!

"Also, the little yellow croaker has long believed that we are having an affair. It's just a mistake after mistake. You don't have to worry about it..."

"roll!"

Huang Xiao raised his hand and pointed, and Lu Beima slipped away. Before leaving, he gently closed the door.

In the quiet room, Huang Xiao had mixed feelings in her heart. She hated the Hunjun for setting her up for injustice, and was also angry at the memories of those eight years of absurdity and lewdness. She had been practicing for five thousand years, and some memories could not mess up her Taoist heart, nor would she be able to do so in another eight years. Don't panic.

The problem is, in her memory, Hun Jun is not the only one who dotes on her, the little yellow croaker is also there, and the little yellow croaker also has the same memory.

I have a splitting headache and there is nothing I can do!

Huang Xiao raised her hand to her forehead. The sky was so big and the earth was so big that there was no place for her in the world.

"In order of preference, I am the queen..."

"Too plain, too dark...Lu Bei..."

"You fooled me!!"

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Bang!

In the Demon Palace, there was a loud noise. The two vixens guarding the door didn't understand why the Demon Queen had such great desire today. From the sound, it was clear that another jade bed was crushed.

Bah, don't you feel bad if you sit badly? Other witches haven't tasted any sweetness at all!

In the room, Lu Bei clung to the edge of the bed, staring blankly at the sky. A drop of hot tears slowly fell down, showing the pity for Chu Chu.

With the holy destiny of creation around him, as an eternal chicken, he shouldn't be like this. It was purely for acting. He didn't seek to win Huang Yu's sympathy, but just wanted to make her happy.

The effect was average, and the little yellow croaker was full of resentment. She was already extremely jealous, and she was really driving Lu Bei to death.

Usually it was sneaky, out of sight and out of mind, so it didn't matter. But now it was better, a ridiculous and shameless memory was directly instilled in her, but it happened to be real.

What do you mean, just cook it from raw to cooked, peel off the fig leaf, and make her have to accept it even if she doesn't want to?

Impossible, there is no door!

The Demon Queen solemnly told the Demon Emperor that it would be best if she gave up her will and said good things ten thousand times, and she would not let the demon girl enter the Demon Palace as her sister.

In the end, she is the Demon Queen, and she is the queen!

Two hours later, the little yellow croaker burst into tears and beat and bit the betrayer.

In sharp contrast, the Abandonment Sutra is being told by the Tianjian Sect. Today, I won’t talk about anything else but the family affairs of the Emperor of Heaven.

After having fun in the Abandonment Sutra, they thought they still hadn't had enough fun, because the audience was too small, all of them were weak and tight-lipped, and they didn't dare to spread rumors even if they knew about it.

In order to spread the joy, Qi Li Jing looked intently into the distance. Between heaven and earth, there was a place that could be called Lu Bei's hometown.

Blue Star!

Abandonment Sutra can't go to Blue Star, at least not now, but he has a way to pass the news.

Use the words of players.

This group of fools has no fear of heaven or earth. The per capita advantage is mine. They dare to laugh before dying even in the face of the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven. They are the best tools and mouthpieces.

Ever since, the player received the mission for the first time.

A high-level mission from the Invincible and Immortal Sword Master's Sutra of Abandonment.

And then, the story of the Emperor of Heaven playing tricks on his mother-in-law spread wildly not only in the Nine Provinces Continent, but also spread across borders and universes to Blue Star.

Good things don't go out, bad things go across the universe.

Abandonment Sutra was greatly relieved that all his hard work was not in vain, and only in this way could he be worthy of the status of the Emperor of Heaven.

Through the observation of the Abandonment Sutra, he discovered that there was a stratification between players, and some players had a strong sense of awe for him. Seeing him was like seeing a god, and they no longer had the normal heart of laughing and joking before.

"Interesting, it seems that the other side has noticed it too..."

"Is there going to be a border?"

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Bang!

"This is unreasonable, who is spreading rumors!"

In the Demon Emperor's Palace, Lu Bei heard Huang Lu's report that there were rumors in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom that the Demon Emperor had slept with his mother-in-law, the former Phoenix Clan leader, and the Demon Queen's biological mother, Huang Xiao, and he immediately became furious.

"The old patriarch is pure and pure, and Gu is famous for not being a womanizer. Who is talking nonsense? Find out, find out Gu and destroy his whole family!"

Lu Bei was furious, and this time he really planned to kill the demon head Gungun.

"Excuse me, Your Majesty, this is spreading across the entire Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters." Huang Lu said with a headache. We can't just kill all the monsters in the country just to cover up the royal family's ugliness.

"Kill, kill them all."

"Your Majesty, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm not talking nonsense. Every word is the truth." Demon Queen Huang Yu entered with a sneer. After hearing her words, Lu Bei immediately lost his temper.

"Good wife, you can't say this..."

"Shut up, I am not your good wife, she is."

"..."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes, glanced outside the hall, and saw the fox's tail sweeping back and forth, and he immediately became energetic.

Fox three probe.JPG

Lonely Daji, bah, Lonely’s good brother is here to save her.

Lu Beipianpian leaned forward, but before he could speak, Hu San grabbed her and said, "My lord, you are so cruel. You haven't touched me for eight years."

"puff---"

Why do you even have memories?

"Stop pretending to vomit blood. Your beloved concubine, my mother, is waiting in the Queen Mother's palace. Let me call her dear son to come home for dinner!"

"Then, what, it's a bit messy, can I not go?"

"What do you think?"

"..."

It's chaos, it's all chaos.

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