Chapter 271 Sakura, the Sakura of the Gods (Two in One, Please Subscribe!!!)

"The store manager... does seem to be in some trouble." Even a robot man like Chu Zihang, who is not afraid of trouble, can't help but have a headache when he thinks of the top store manager who put on a whale tail and swam across the dance floor.

"Why don't you ask that Fujiwara-senpai?" Caesar suggested. "That fat transvestite seems to be doing well in this store. He just asked about interview techniques. He didn't set questions or cheat. It’s not a violation, right?”

Chu Zihang glanced at Caesar unexpectedly: "You seem to have changed a lot since coming to Japan."

Caesar was stunned.

"You used to despise opportunistic behavior the most. You gave people the impression that you were extremely proud, as if justice was flowing in your bones instead of blood." Chu Zihang looked at Caesar and actually showed a faint smile. "Has Cassel College's greatest student body president ever encountered a bump in the road?"

"Really? People probably change. This is also a kind of growth. Coming to Japan and doing as the Romans do..." Rarely, Caesar did not quarrel with Chu Zihang.

He exhaled a thick puff of smoke and spoke in an old-fashioned tone, as if he had aged fifty years in an instant, and in his heart he had become a seventy-year-old man.

Caesar felt that he had grown up a lot since coming to Japan. He knew that there were things in the world that he could not do, and he also met people like Turtle, who were both just and hypocritical... To be honest, Caesar couldn't do anything before. It was imagining that these two contradictory qualities, justice and hypocrisy, could actually appear in one person, but until now, he still couldn't hate the other person, he just wanted to punch that guy in the face as delicate as a woman.

The twenty-two-year-old student union president smoked cheap cigars that he had never tasted before, drank low-quality cocktails that he had never tasted before, and experienced the life of a cowherd that he had never experienced before. He was full of emotions.

Suddenly there were footsteps outside the door. Caesar and Chu Zihang immediately looked at each other, each feeling alert.

With brisk and steady steps, he headed straight for their underground bathroom.

The bathroom where Caesar and the others are located is located in the deepest part of Takamawara's basement. Basically no one visits here. Except for Fujiwara Kansuke who occasionally comes to convey the store manager's orders, even the patrolling security guards rarely visit this area.

But the owner of the footsteps was obviously not a fat man like Fujiwara Kansuke who could step on them, and there was an almost undetectable vibration from the wooden floor.

If Caesar and Chu Zihang hadn't received counter-reconnaissance training and were always alert, they probably wouldn't have noticed someone approaching them quickly.

Caesar and Chu Zihang turned over and jumped out of the bucket almost at the same time, with minimal splashing.

One of them picked up Dick Lado from behind the sofa and quickly hid behind the door. The other took out a gun from under the cushion of the sofa, loaded the gun, and nestled behind the sofa with only half of his eye exposed.

The door panel was slowly pushed, and there was a "creaking" sound. Caesar and Chu Zihang's eyes were fixed on the bottom of the door... The feet would be the first to step into the door. Normally, You can tell a person's approximate identity based on the shoes they wear... or at least their gender.

The crimson and gorgeous toes of the shoes stretched across the threshold, followed closely by a long leg wrapped in stockings, and then the skirt of a pink cheongsam. Both Caesar and Chu Zihang were stunned... This dress was quite good. It’s different and strange.

Seeing this, Caesar and Chu Zihang basically confirmed that this uninvited guest was someone they didn't know.

Even transvestite Kansuke Fujiwara would not dress so fancy. Few women who come to Takamagahara to spend money tonight are wearing cheongsam, let alone a cherry pink alternative cheongsam... This outfit does not look like a cowherd. It's more like what's sold in a strip club than what's consumed in a store.

The ace commissioners of Kassel Academy reacted quickly after a moment of confusion. The back of Dick Tuduo's sword swung down like a scythe, and Chu Zihang's gun was also aimed straight at the intruder, ready to attack at any time. Prepare to hit back.

The figure pushing the door seemed to have sensed the approaching danger. The moment the hunting knife approached, he quickly bent down and jumped to Caesar's feet like a cheetah. He used his body as a shield and hid in the blind spot of Chu Zi's aiming point.

Damn, this guy is surprisingly skilled!

Caesar's face was solemn, he tightened his grip on the handle of the knife, and no longer held back his hand. The back of the swung knife flipped in the air at a strange angle, drawing a sharp arc and slashing towards the back of the man's neck... This knife was extremely cruel. , slashing straight down, probably capable of cutting down even a bison.

"Damn it, it's me, bastard!"

The door to the bathroom was too narrow, and the man saw that he could not avoid Caesar's fierce blow, so he hit Caesar's lower body and shouted loudly.

"We don't know a guy named 'bastard'!"

Caesar was thrown off balance by the man's attack, and fell towards the bathroom floor, shouting while slamming the man's back with the hilt of Dick's knife.

"Lu Mingfei! I am Lu Mingfei!"

"Don't try to lie to me, Lu Mingfei doesn't have a transvestite!"

The two were rolling and wrestling on the floor, like street gangsters dueling for the girl they love.

Chu Zihang, who had been staring at the two of them behind the sofa, leaned out and suddenly said: "Caesar... he seems to be really Lu Mingfei."

"What?" Caesar was suddenly stunned.

The two men, who were fighting until the sky was dark, stopped at the same time. Caesar stopped the continuous blunt blows with the handle of the knife. Lu Mingfei finally let go of his big teeth that were biting Caesar's chest, and the two separated.

"Is it necessary to be so cruel, boss!" Lu Mingfei held his waist, looking sad, "I'm not married yet. If there are any fertility risks, you can support me in my old age!"

"Hell, who knew it was really you!" Caesar looked down at the two neat rows of deep red tooth marks on his chest and grinned, "You're not too gentle with your words! If you can't get rid of them even tomorrow, What should I do? I have a performance tomorrow night!"

"Did you think of performing the first time you were injured? You are very dedicated! It seems that you have taken on the role of Cowherd very well." Lu Mingfei praised, "Boss, you are indeed very talented in this industry. What a talent, have you found your own 'man's ikebana'?"

"How can you be as virtuous as that second-rate boss? You're not his illegitimate son living in China, are you?" Caesar looked up and down at Lu Mingfei, who was dressed as a seductive woman, with vigilant eyes, "And when did you cross-dress? Addicted to it? You seem to have more taste than that fat guy Fujiwara Kansuke. Have you always hidden this unknown hobby in your heart? When you come to Japan, a perverted country, and step into this Cowherd shop, your nature Finally liberated?”

Lu Mingfei took off his sexy female clothes and joined Caesar and Chu Zihang's army of naked men. He jumped into Chu Zihang's bucket and let out a happy groan.

"It's a long story." Lu Mingfei sighed, "To put it simply, I secretly went to the Tamamo-mae Club under the Inuyama family, met the principal, and had a fight with him. The original innocent student outfit and wig were fucked to pieces by the principal. If you are disheveled on the streets of Japan, you will be arrested, so I rummaged around in the dressing room in front of Tamamo, and it turned out that the place only had women's clothes for me. choose."

Lu Mingfei pointed to the pink cheongsam suit that was taken off on the sofa: "This is probably the most conservative suit among them."

"Pretending to be a pure student sounds more perverted, okay?" Caesar rolled his eyes fiercely.

"The principal has also come to Japan?" Chu Zihang asked.

"Well, the head of the Inuyama family was also his student. The principal has many acquaintances in Japan." Lu Mingfei nodded, "But the principal has his own purpose, and we also have our own things to do. To be honest, I don't know either. Where has the principal gone now? We probably won’t be able to meet him for the time being.”

"It doesn't matter, it's better for each to go his own way. We were assigned to Japan to perform tasks. If the principal flies to Japan specially to protect us, and the cadres of the student union know about it, I, the team leader, will lose face." Caesar's pride would never allow that to happen, "And we are being cowherds. This is not a glorious job. If the principal finds out, it is one thing whether or not the credits will be deducted. It is inevitable to be laughed at." of."

Should I say that he is worthy of being the son of Pompeii? Your father still needs to spend money to pick up girls, but you ask the girls to pay you back. Sure enough, compared to slaying dragons, the gene evolution chain of the Gattuso family is developing in the direction of picking up girls. Yeah...Caesar could imagine the ugly smile on the principal's face when he said these words.

"So, boss, have you thought about how to write the mission report after returning to the academy?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Of course, as long as the words 'Gao Tianyuan' and 'Cowherd' are not mentioned, it will be easy to explain." Caesar raised his eyebrows, "I can write in the report that we were cornered by the Snake Qi Eight Family and the Fierce Ghosts. I found a job as a directional psychological counselor, just like Teacher Masashi Toyama, but our service targets are mostly women who are troubled by their families and are physically and mentally tired. We are responsible for enlightening them and allowing them to regain hope in life."

"The clients we serve are all Tokyo's top socialites, female lawyers, or female chairmen of listed companies. Our colleagues are also celebrities from all walks of life in Japan, such as the store manager who is the chairman of the Men's Service Industry Association. , former Japanese sumo semi-national champion Fujiwara Kansuke..." Caesar smiled, "Very inspiring, right? I didn't add any deceptive content to the report, I just omitted some dispensable pronouns, I believe it. This experience will definitely be a plus in our mission reports!”

As soon as Caesar finished speaking, there was another knock on the bathroom door. Everyone was too selfless to notice it while chatting.

With quite a tacit understanding, Caesar once again picked up the Dictado at hand, and Chu Zihang also turned over and went behind the carved wooden screen. Only the old god Lu Mingfei was on the ground and continued to rub the bath in the barrel.

The door opened, and standing at the door was Fujiwara Kansuke, who was once the most beautiful man in the Japanese sumo wrestling world. At this time, he was no longer a fat transvestite with high heels and short skirts, but with the samurai hair style commonly used by sumo wrestlers. , wearing an oversized maple red kimono, his flesh-covered face no longer had a trace of obscenity, but was as serious as if he was about to step into the sumo ring in the next second and give his opponent a fierce hug.

Even Caesar, who was quite fit and well-built, seemed to lose his momentum in front of this would-be national sumo wrestler.

"Basara King, Ukyo, you have ten minutes, pack yourselves, the store manager is waiting for you in his room... huh?" The expressionless Fujiwara Kansuke suddenly noticed Lu Mingfei in the bathtub, "Sakura-chan too Are you back? Then let’s go together.”

Kansuke Fujiwara finished explaining in English and closed the door.

"Little Sakura?" Caesar frowned slightly, "Do we have a guy named 'Little Sakura' here?"

There were only three people in the bathroom. Basara King was his nickname, Ukyo Tachibana was Chu Zihang's nickname, and Sakura, a name that was both stupid and slightly kawaii... Caesar's eyes subconsciously Glancing at Lu Mingfei.

"Hey, hey, boss, what do you mean by that look in your eyes? Are you thinking that I am a pervert with some special hobby again?" Lu Mingfei said dissatisfied, "Do you think I want to call you Sakura? Store manager It is said that Takamagahara must have flowers blooming in sequence, and all types of cowherds must be complete. I leave you with the domineering and poetic names of Basara King and Ukyo. You must bear the shameful flower name of "Sakura". Don't you praise me? You are so loyal and yet you treat me like a pervert!"

"Really?" Caesar stared at Lu Mingfei doubtfully.

Lu Mingfei felt a little guilty after being stared at by Caesar, because the name "Sakura" was indeed chosen by him, but he just didn't want to admit it... In the dream story, this name symbolizes the preciousness that he shares with Eriki. This memory has a very special meaning to him, and he doesn't want to give it up.

I still remember that when I decided to call him "Little Sakura", the store manager clapped his hand and shouted excitedly: "Wonderful! This name is really wonderful! It's like a pitiful rare treasure, what's wrong with you, Little Sakura?" Who came up with such a beautiful flower name like 'Little Sakura'? Share your thoughts with me now, I can't wait!"

Lu Mingfei thought to himself, why did he come up with it? It wasn't the shameless name you, Erque, gave me back then! It made me almost run out of breath and faint when I read this paragraph in my dream. I wanted to rush into the book and slap the bald whale hard several times and say: "Little Sakura, your whole family is called Little Sakura!"

"Maybe this is the flower arrangement engraved in the bones of every man. The moment I entered Takamagahara, the flower arrangement sleeping in my heart seemed to awaken, and the name 'Sakura' appeared in my heart unconsciously." The abuse can only stay. In his heart, Lu Mingfei still had to make excuses to the store manager.

"What we should be discussing now is the interview, right?" Chu Zihang walked out from behind the screen, "It's coming faster than expected."

The bathroom door was pushed open again, and it was Kansuke Fujiwara. He poked half of his head through the crack in the door: "The store manager has told me that Basara King and Ukyo don't need to ask Sakura for interview tips. This store is all Under the supervision of the store manager.”

"He is looking at you with those whale-like eyes, and he knows everything."