Chapter 618: The Boy Pees and Slaps the Kid (September Monthly Ticket Adds 3435)

Zhao Jun sat at Zhang Yuanmin's house for half an hour, told Zhang Yuanmin about tomorrow's plans, then got up and left.

When Zhao Jun returned home with the sheep, Wang Meilan opened the door and poured dirty water out.

Seeing Zhao Jun coming back, Wang Meilan came over at a trot carrying a basin.

"Oh my god!" Zhao Jun said anxiously, "You're not wearing a coat, don't get cold."

"It's okay, it's okay." Wang Meilan said to Zhao Jun: "Son, why did you come back?"

"Oh!" Zhao Jun sighed, but then smiled: "Don't I want to let my dad eat in peace?"

"Alas!" Wang Meilan suddenly sighed and said with emotion: "My eldest son is good and filial!"

Zhao Jun smiled when he heard this and said to Wang Meilan: "Mom, we are summoning my father to show him this sheep."

"No!" Wang Meilan said categorically: "I'll go in first and ask him to go to the house. First, let him see the skin of the tiger cub you brought back! When it's over, you can go directly to the house for the sheep."

"Oh my god." Zhao Jun exclaimed, "You are even more ruthless!"

"Ha!" Wang Meilan sneered and said, "You left, and he still scolded me for a long time!"

After saying that, Wang Meilan turned around and ran into the house, while Zhao Jun took the sheep and waited in the yard.

At this time, the lights were on in the room, and it was pitch dark outside. Zhao Jun was outside and could see inside his house. But when I looked out from the house, I couldn't see anything.

As soon as Wang Meilan entered the room, she shouted to the east room: "His father, come here quickly!"

At this time, Zhao Youcai, who had just finished drinking, was holding his two girls in his arms and telling stories about his past in the Wuthering Mountains and Forests.

Zhao Hong and Zhao Na were unwilling to listen at first, but they couldn't stand it because the doll was hooking them. The two little girls had no choice but to listen to Zhao Youcai's babble.

At this time, Zhao Hong heard her mother calling her father, and Zhao Hong hurriedly said to Zhao Youcai: "Dad, my mother is calling you."

Hearing this, Zhao Youcai glanced at the door and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Come!" Wang Meilan urged: "Come to my son's room! Hurry up!"

Zhao Youcai heard that Wang Meilan's tone was a little anxious, so he immediately lifted his arms from the two little girls, sat up and asked, "What's going on? Is there a mouse?"

"Come quickly!"

After hearing Wang Meilan's repeated urging, Zhao Youcai went down to the ground, put on his shoes and walked to the west room.

As soon as she entered the west room, she saw Wang Meilan sitting on the kang, with two white cloth rolls beside her.

Zhao Youcai was startled, knowing that the rolled up white cloth bag was specially sewn by Wang Meilan to contain valuable leather.

But now at home, that is, the tiger cub skin that I shot in the morning is considered valuable.

But why are there two volumes?

Could it be that I drank too much and saw ghost images?

Zhao Youcai raised his hand and rubbed his eyes. Wang Meilan opened a roll, pulled out a lynx skin from his cloth pocket, and spread it flat on Zhao Jun's Kang.

Then he looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "This is what you shot this morning."

"Ah!" Zhao Youcai was stunned. He didn't know what Wang Meilan was going to do. He just nodded and said, "I did it!"

Wang Meilan also nodded, then pulled another volume, opened it and took out the leather inside under Zhao Youcai's surprised eyes.

Seeing that there was another lynx skin at home, Zhao Youcai was a little confused and couldn't react for a while.

Wang Meilan, on the other hand, moved the lynx skin forward and covered it up one by one. This lynx skin was covering all the other ones underneath.

Wang Meilan raised her head, looked at Zhao Youcai and said, "My son beat me!"

"What?" Zhao Youcai couldn't believe his ears. At this moment, the door to the outer room opened. Zhao Jun came in from the outside first, and then turned around to pull the sheep.

The sheep had never entered the house and didn't say anything. Zhao Jun pulled the rope in with one hand and the sheep's horns with the other, making the sheep say "Ah!"

Zhao Youcai heard the sheep braying and hurriedly turned around and looked outside. At this time, he was standing at the door. When he turned around, he saw the sheep led by Zhao Jun.

Zhao Youcai blinked and frowned: "What are you doing taking the sheep out of the pen?"

Zhao Jun turned around, exposed the sheep's head to Zhao Youcai, and said, "Dad, look, this is the sheep I took away in the morning, and I brought it back again."

"Ah?" Zhao Youcai felt something was wrong, but he still took two steps in front of Zhao Jun and said, "Is this our sheep?"

"Whose family can it be?" Zhao Jun said with a smile: "We have two ewes, one is bigger in the pen, and this is the smaller one."

As he spoke, Zhao Jun pulled the sheep forward fiercely and said, "Look dad, there are still marks on it."

Zhao Youcai frowned and took a look, and wrote the character "Zhao" in blue color on the sheep.

This is the mark of their sheep. Because Wang Meilan used to herd sheep every day, she was afraid that her sheep would get mixed up with other people's sheep or be picked up by others, which would lead to verbal disputes, so she made a mark.

Moreover, this mark has been made for a long time, and the color has not only dimmed, but also lost color in some places.

Zhao Youcai knew at a glance that this was indeed his own sheep. But the next second, Zhao Youcai stared and asked Zhao Jun loudly: "Didn't you say that the sheep were abandoned on the mountain?"

"Who said that?" Zhao Jun said, "I didn't say that, I just said I didn't bring him back!"

"You..." Zhao Youcai felt panicked and secretly thought something was wrong.

At this time, Zhao Jun explained: "I came back this afternoon to put food at my brother Zhang's house. I took too much food, so I tied the sheep to his house."

"Pa!" Suddenly, Wang Meilan slapped Zhao Youcai on the shoulder, which made Zhao Youcai jump. As soon as Zhao Youcai turned around, Wang Meilan said: "Today, my son also beat a tiger cub. Didn't you watch just now? Where is the skin?" Well, it’s a lot bigger than the one you hit.”

Zhao Youcai: "I..."

"What am I...hey? Hey!" Wang Meilan held back a lot of words to say, but when she saw Zhao Youcai leaping to the east room in three steps, he shut the door behind him.

After letting Zhao Youcai be arrogant all night, how could Wang Meilan let him go easily? The key is that Zhao Youcai said at the dinner table that his pocket money would be increased by five yuan next month. This matter must be explained clearly.

But when Wang Meilan chased after him and opened the door, she saw Zhao Youcai already standing on the kang.

He pulled down the quilt and spread the mattress on the kang. Then he threw the pillow to the edge of the kang, sat down on the mattress, and pulled the quilt over. When he lay down, the quilt was already covering him.

Wang Meilan chased to the edge of the kang, only to see that Zhao Youcai had closed his eyes. Wang Meilan stretched out her right hand and tapped Zhao Youcai's forehead with her index finger, but she heard Zhao Youcai say: "Don't poke me, I'm sleeping, I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Haha." Wang Meilan couldn't help but be happy. She had known Zhao Youcai for so many years and knew that this old boy had an eccentric personality and was a bit bad. But this was the first time I saw Zhao Youcai playing rogue.

Wang Meilan turned back and glanced at Zhao Jun, only to see Zhao Jun shaking his head at her and then leading the sheep away. Wang Meilan took off her shoes and got on the kang, spread out the bedding, and asked the two little girls to take off their clothes and sleep.

It was a bit early to go to bed today, but Zhao Hong and Zhao Na felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they all got into bed obediently.

When Zhao Jun came back, the lights in the east room had been turned off. The couple looked at each other and smiled. Zhao Jun went back to the house, poured the hot water from the thermos into the basin, washed his feet, and looked through the little things left by Jiang Hua. book.

Now is the season for planting mountains. If there is no harvest in a few days, we will have to wait until next year.

After Zhao Jun memorized the two methods of making explosives, the water in the basin became warm. Zhao Jun poured out the water and went to sleep on the kang.

…

In the dead of night, Li Ruhai was sleeping soundly in the mail room of Yong'an Forest Farm.

I have to say, this kid is very stable.

Li Ruhai had already thought about it, Zhang Laifa would definitely come tonight, and when he came, he would definitely knock on the window to wake him up first. Therefore, I slept soundly and waited for Zhang Lai to send me messages.

It was just after one o'clock in the morning, when a group of security guards patrolled past the gate, and Zhang Laifa came to the mailroom.

Today, he was still wearing a floor-length raincoat and walked quickly to the window and knocked on it with his hand.

Li Ruhai, who was sleeping soundly in the room, suddenly woke up and heard the whining noise outside the window. Through the thin white curtains, Li Ruhai could vaguely see someone outside, gesticulating and gesticulating.

It's really scary, but now that you know what's going on, the trick doesn't work.

Li Ruhai lifted the quilt off his body. Today he didn't even take off his coat or pants. Li Ruhai quickly got off the bed and came to the door in a few steps.

Before going to bed last night, Li Ruhai placed the feeder at the door. He fumbled and lifted the wooden cover on it, and a stinking smell went straight into Li Ruhai's nose.

Li Ruhai held his breath, lifted the feeder while caressing it, and unlocked the door with his other hand.

Immediately afterwards, Li Ruhai pulled the door with his left hand, jumped out of the door with Feed Luo in hand, and shouted at the "three heads and six arms": "Hey!"

"Oh my God!" He shouted, but Zhang Laifa was shocked.

Zhang Laifa turned around subconsciously. Under the moonlight, his frightened face was clearly visible to Li Ruhai!

Li Ruhai used his right hand to lift Feed Luo high, reached down with his left hand, and used his upper body to push his arms forward.

Wow...

A bucket of child urine was slapped on Zhang Laifa's face!

"Pfft...cough...cough..." Zhang Laibao choked on his urine.

At this time, his nose and mouth were filled with urine, and his face was covered with urine, dripping down his cheeks.

Zhang Laifa raised his hand to wipe his face, and saw Li Ruhai standing opposite him holding a feeder. Zhang Laifa pointed at Li Ruhai and said, "What a coincidence, it's Liwa's!"

"What?" Listening to Zhang Laifa's unclear words, Li Ruhai was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was saying and cursed: "You idiot, you still dare to scold me!"

As he said that, Li Ruhai threw the feeder Luo at Zhang Laifa, then pulled the big broom in the corner and patted Zhang Laifa!

"Qiaoliwa!" Zhang Laifa cursed vaguely, but was knocked to the ground by Li Ruhai with a broom.

The big broom for sweeping the yard was made of willow slivers, and when it was swung it whirled in the wind. Li Ruhai swung the big broom and hit Zhang Laifa on the head, making Zhang Laifa howl repeatedly.

The night wind blew by, carrying Zhang Laifa's screams into the distance. When the two patrolling security guards heard the screams, they looked at each other and instantly took off the semi-automatic rifles on their shoulders and pulled it open with a "click". Tie and load.

Just when I was writing in good condition, there was a power outage, so the update was a little late.