Chapter 1395 One and a Half Years Old
Hao Ren walked down the street holding the list given to him by Vivian, followed by Lily who was looking around all the way and Lorissa who was transformed into a human form with magic again. It was the first time for the latter to see the daily life scenes of humans on earth. , so she seemed particularly curious. Although her inner reserve prevented her from being as careless about her image as Lily, she still couldn't help but have her eyes wandering around. Everything on this street made her particularly fresh.
Hao Ren looked back at the two of them and asked Lily a little funny: "By the way, aren't you going to give Doubao psychological counseling? Why did you follow me on the street?"
"Don't worry, don't worry. Anyway, that guy has been kicked out for more than half a month. Even the psychological counseling is not in a hurry for a day or two." Lily waved her hands repeatedly, "It's rare for Lolisa to visit the earth. I will accompany her around. Shopping."
"You are the one who wants to go shopping," Hao Ren couldn't help but glance at the husky. As the saying goes, if you have a dog, you need to walk it, and if you have a husky, it's even more inevitable. This guy usually pesters people to accompany her out all day long. Taking a walk was said to be shopping, but every time Hao Ren felt that he was going out to walk her, "By the way, Lorissa, it's your first time shopping on earth. How does it feel?"
"It's very lively, but not as prosperous as I imagined," Lolisa said matter-of-factly. "I was shocked when you described that there are at least seven billion people on the earth. I thought it was such a crowded planet. But he looks just like King Horleta."
Hao Ren smiled: "There are seven billion people in sparse and dense areas. The place I live in is considered a suburb, and the population is incomparable with that in the city. Next time I take you to the city center, then you will know that the population crisis is What do you mean?"
"Is there a population crisis? I didn't expect you would say this," Lorissa suddenly showed a nostalgic look, "When the Magic Empire was at its peak, our planet was crowded with nearly 10 billion people. We built Cities can reach into the sky, and even the bottom of the sea is covered with immigrant cities that can continue to operate, but this is still not enough to cope with the ever-expanding population, so we even built colonies on the moon... At that time, everyone felt that our Civilization is already unstoppable, and will soon rush into the deep space of the universe...sigh."
Lily's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard Lorissa's sigh, and she shook the other person's arm happily: "Hey, I suddenly realized that we should be considered colleagues!"
"Colleague?" Lorissa looked at this guy who was said to be a husky spirit with confusion, "Are you also a queen?"
"I am also the former emperor!" Lily looked particularly happy. "I was the leader of the demon hunters in my previous life, and then I died. You were the queen of elves in your previous life, and then your empire was gone, so we both are considered first. Emperor. Oh, you are a copy of the Elf Queen, but you both have the same memory, so it almost means the same thing."
Lorissa: "..."
Is "the former emperor" still a profession?
At this time, Lily continued to sigh: "Oh, if you really want to talk about it, I have never been richer in my previous life. Back then, I was the boss of the demon hunters. Although our life was a bit hard, at least it was not like other races. We didn’t do anything during the war. We just lived near the Arctic Circle without disturbing anyone. At least we had enough food and warmth. Later, we got a different space called Corpus, and suddenly we had a territory and a house. Even energy has become unlimited. At that time, everyone thought that the Demon Hunter was going to soar into the sky, but they didn't expect... Sigh."
Then the two of them sighed in unison: "My kingdom... is just gone..."
Hao Ren listened with goosebumps all over the floor: "Okay, okay, you two suddenly started sighing - it's understandable that Lorissa lamented about the country back then, Lily, why are you following along? Lively, can you really remember what happened in your previous life?"
"Didn't I recycle some memory fragments last time?" Lily put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "Landlord, let me tell you, sometimes I can dream about going back to the court. Do you know how prosperous I was back then!"
Seeing Hao Ren's expression of "You continue to brag and I'll listen", Lily shook her head angrily: "Forget it, I can't explain it to an ordinary person like you, it's just fine for us two to chat. Lorissa Can you tell me about your experience of being a queen?"
Lorissa shook her head helplessly: "The experience of being a queen? That is not my experience. I am just a copy. I never think that the inherited memories are my own - although I often confuse them. In In my own memory, in addition to experiments, they are experiments, and there are a lot of people giving orders to me, including the real Elf Queen. Ah, clone one does this, clone one does that, in most cases They won't even call me by my name, because even that name is not mine. Sometimes I feel as if I am schizophrenic, half of me is the Elf Queen. I have her memories and part of her personality, but But these things are like books placed in a library, sealed up lifelessly without any signs of activity. I occasionally look through them, as if looking at a stranger from a cold third-party perspective; The other half is a newly created clone, accustomed to obeying orders and arrangements, and does not think about where it comes from or the meaning of its own existence, because thinking about these issues itself is of no use."
Lily lost her cheerful look as she listened. She looked a little sad: "It sounds so pitiful."
"Really?" Lorissa looked indifferent, "Actually, I don't think it's a big deal, because I've been living like this since I can remember. Maybe by your standards... that's not a good life. Anyway. As for him, it’s all over anyway, and now no one gives me orders, and no one arranges my schedule for tomorrow. I’m trying to learn how to arrange my own life, which feels good.”
At this time, Hao Ren suddenly thought of a question: "By the way, Lorissa, it depends on your own perception. How old are you now?"
Lorissa replied casually: "One and a half years old, what's wrong?"
Hao Ren: "..."
Not to mention Hao Ren, even Lily, who had always had a sharp mind, was a little confused all of a sudden. They both stood there silently. Lorissa was confused by them: "Why don't you two talk? ?Can’t I do it when I’m one and a half years old?”
Hao Ren held it in for a long time before he finally managed to say: "It's okay, it's okay. After all, time has stood still for you in the past ten thousand years. It's just that your age of one and a half years is a bit different from your image..."
Lorissa looked down at her body, then raised her head with an innocent look on her face: "I can't help it, I was like this just after I was born."
"Okay, one and a half years old is one and a half years old," Hao Ren waved his hand helplessly, "You will have to call me sister when you see Doudou later."
Lorissa obviously hadn't thought about this issue before. She was stunned for a moment. After a long time, she muttered: "This is true... If you really count my age, I am the youngest."
"She's not the youngest," Hao Ren waved his hand, "There is someone younger than you in the family."
"Still young?!" Lorissa was shocked, "Isn't that fish small enough?"
Hao Ren sighed: "It will take a few months for the little chicken to turn one year old, what do you think? When the house was noisy, I always thought I was running a kindergarten, but just now I realized that I was just a nursery nurse... …”
Lorissa & Lily: "..."
Just walking and chatting all the way, the three of them wandered around the vegetable market for a long time before finally buying all the things Vivian had listed - Hao Ren hadn't noticed it after a cursory glance before, so he waited for this round to buy. Only after he got down did he realize that the list of items listed by Vivian was so huge. He almost felt that he could go home and open a fruit and vegetable store, and he wouldn't have to stock the goods for the first half month. Lily helped carry two large bags of things, and muttered as she walked: "Bat must be unkind. Maybe only a small half of the things we bought are materials to be used in the ceremony, and the rest is from her taking the next half of our house." We bought a month's worth of groceries at once..."
Hao Ren himself was carrying two bags of things, so he didn't have any objections: "If we really let us buy food for half a month, you should be happy. This means that you can start eating these things when you get them back."
When she told Husky that this really worked, Lily instantly felt that it made sense, and then she stopped complaining.
"By the way, don't you have that kind of carrying space? Why do we still carry things like ordinary people?" Lorissa discovered something she couldn't understand again, "And you just bargained with the merchant. Aren't you the Pope?"
"Life, do you know what life is?" Hao Ren glanced at Lolisa and said in a particularly old-fashioned tone, "You have to learn to enjoy these peaceful days, otherwise most of the fun in your life will be gone. I have Spending more than two hundred days bombing outside... No, carrying out a mission, and finally getting home for a few days, it is almost a pleasure to go out and pay the utility bill, do you understand?"
"I don't understand," Lorissa shook her head matter-of-factly, "I'm only one and a half years old anyway."
Hao Ren: "..."
He had only one thought in his mind: Sister, you said this with an adult face, making it very difficult for those who heard you! And didn’t you say you were one and a half years old?
The three of them returned home. As soon as they entered the door, Vivian saw the large and small packages they were carrying. She quickly stepped forward to pick them up: "Oh, thank you for your hard work. I didn't expect there would be so many after buying them... Hao Ren, you can carry them yourself." Why are you holding it? Why don’t you just let Lily hold it? She’s very energetic anyway.”
Hao Ren handed the thing over and muttered: "I wanted to do this, but she bites."
"Hey, you eat more than anyone else when you eat." Vivian curled her lips and summoned a group of little bats to pull, drag, carry and kick those things back. Lily watched carefully from behind, and suddenly He jumped up and said, "Look, landlord! She really moved to the kitchen, really moved to the kitchen!"
Hao Ren: "...Why don't you put so much food in the kitchen and put it in your house?"
Lily thought for a while and continued to dance: "Okay, okay!"
Hao Ren: "..."