Chapter 1173 The Emperor Was Amazed

One day, Hao Ren will understand what extraordinary foresight is, what the wisdom of a goddess is, and what a crow's mouth level of speaking skills is. When Raven 12345 said that she was just analyzing a few sentences casually to show off, she was actually We have already surmised certain truths. It is obvious that mental obstacles have not hindered the intellectual power of the fairy sister.

However, now Hao Ren just felt that his boss was really sick and could he still maintain the corporate atmosphere well.

"Let's eat some fruit first. We've been talking for a long time," Raven 12345 continued to look at the strange-looking face of a paralyzed virgin, while pushing the unidentified fruits on the table in front of Hao Ren, "Don't be polite to me. Our unit doesn't have that many rules anyway. These are all prepared for inspections. In the end, the inspection officer just ate three or four melon seeds and left."

Hao Ren still admires Raven 12345's amiable and amiable sister style. Of course, it would be better if the other party could replace the "special emoticon package for dealing with the boss's inspection" that has been solidified on her face. He casually grabbed a fruit that looked like a nectarine from the plate and asked curiously: "Eating three or four melon seeds? That's an exaggeration..."

"It's not an exaggeration," Raven 12345 waved his hand, "The person who came to inspect the post was a superior Crow God. You know the Crow God, right? The one you saw last time was just that big..."

As the goddess sister spoke, she drew a palm-sized length: "It's only this high when stretched straight. Fortunately, I also prepared a lot of fruit plates, but the little one was full after eating three melon seeds. Later, I thought about it, this is not possible. , eating such a small amount would be considered poor hospitality, so I shoved the fourth melon seeds in for her with my chopsticks..."

Hao Ren was sweating all over his head at that time: He felt that there was something wrong with the goddess sister's understanding of the words "thorough hospitality"!

Next to him, Raven 12345 was still stroking his chin and feeling good about himself: "In this case, I should be rated as the best this year..."

Hao Ren's white hair sweat has almost flowed down to his feet: he still commented on the advanced! You didn't kill the imperial envoy with chopsticks!

But then again, Hao Ren was really impressed by the palm-sized crow god. At that time, he heard that this kind of figure goddess was the god of "messengers, travel, and inspection". He is a patrolman everywhere in the macro world. Now he has a deeper understanding of the work of the Crow God. The nature of his job is just like wandering around the campus... Oh no, he is almost the same as a dean who checks the quality of education...

Optimistically, Raven 12345 will have nothing to do with the year-end ranking in this life.

Hao Ren gnawed at the various strange fruits in the fruit plate. These things were obviously not produced in the human world. They were probably natural treasures from the divine world. They had the same properties as the original golden apples, but their taste was much more wonderful. , such as the "nectarine" he is holding in his hand now. Although it looks like a nectarine, it is actually black pepper steak flavor...

"I thought I was hallucinating after the first bite," Hao Ren stared at the fruit in his hand, "Didn't you spoil it?"

"No way, they are all fresh," Raven 12345 smiled slightly (the only expression she could make now was a slight smile), "They are all specialties cultivated by the gods and studied by the goddess of life herself. The ones above us A boss is particularly good at eating, so the food in the God Realm is also unique - come and try this again, I mainly want you to taste this."

Hao Ren took the thing handed over by the goddess sister with some suspicion. It looked like grapes, felt like grapes, and smelled like grapes. But with the nectarine base of the black pepper steak he just swallowed, he was now I really can’t believe the appearance of the divine fruit: “You tell me what this is called first, and then I decide whether to eat it or not…”

"The emperor was amazed." The goddess sister casually threw out a name that was shocking to the world.

Hao Ren immediately felt that he couldn't survive without eating: "What the hell?"

"The emperor's exclamation, because this thing once made our boss gaffe at the table - it was a state banquet where the three gods gathered. You know the power of this fruit. Why don't you try it?"

This time, Hao Ren didn't wait for Raven 12345 to finish speaking and stuffed the "grapes" directly into his mouth. While stuffing it, Hao Ren shouted vaguely: "Eat, eat, eat. If you don't eat, you are not a human being. This sounds like he is meow." It will increase your gong by at least a thousand years... Poof!"

Before Hao Ren could finish his sentence, a shock burst from his mouth and rushed to the end of every nerve in his limbs. He popped out on the spot, and then the indescribable taste began to linger in him. On the tongue, even in the brain. At this moment, he even felt that he had broken through human senses, broken through the neural structure of carbon-based organisms, broken through the material barrier of this world, and touched another inhuman realm experience with his tongue - it is no exaggeration, what the hell is this? What does it taste like! ups and downs? You can't describe the taste at all. It feels like every nerve on your tongue is trembling as if it's been hit by electricity. Sting after sting surges from your throat to your brain. Then your whole body is itching and feeling like nerve poisoning. Usually, this kind of impact lasts for ten minutes, ten minutes!

It took ten minutes for Hao Ren to breathe normally after a "grape". He regained consciousness in a daze, and there were still indescribable "tastes" oscillating on his tongue. But the amazing thing was that after this impact, his He was in great spirits, and he could even exclaim with a loud tongue: "What the hell is this thing that I'm strangling?!"

Raven 12345 flicked a small ball of light and hit Hao Ren on the head: "What did you say about the employee code? Have you forgotten? Civilized words and deeds should be followed when on duty. You are not allowed to curse in the unit during work - you must wait for the leader to finish scolding you before scolding you. .”

Hao Ren tried hard to straighten his tongue: "Um...so what exactly is this?"

"The Emperor is amazed," Raven 12345 leaned back on the chair, "It must be amazing."

Hao Ren felt that he had been tricked by the goddess sister: "Can this thing be called 'Emperor's Marvel'?"

"Yes, the big boss was amazed when he finished eating," Raven 12345 said in a very serious tone, "Just like you were amazed... Oh no, he didn't say 'I'll pinch you' at that time, what he said was 'Fuck'. After the big boss finished marveling, this thing was given the name 'Emperor's Marvel' by the God of Time."

Hao Ren jumped half a meter high: "...What does 'Emperor's Excitement' dare to love mean like this?!"

"What do you think?" Raven 12345 glanced at Hao Ren, "Our Xiling culture naming method has always been simple, straightforward and easy to understand."

Hao Ren's brain was so dizzy from the impact of a grape that he originally had a few questions that he wanted to ask but now he can't remember them. He shook his head and sat back on the chair, pointing to the remaining bunch on the plate. The emperor exclaimed: "By the way, there are no side effects after eating this thing, right?"

"It's okay, don't worry. The food safety in our God Realm is perfected. These newly cultivated things have been specially added with the function of 'preventing power explosion'. Not only will it be fine for you, but it will be fine for your family. "

Hao Ren rolled his eyes, took out a plastic bag from his pocket, and put the bunch of "grapes" into the plastic bag with a wicked smile: "Then I'll take some back for my family to try..."

Raven 12345 was shocked by Hao Ren's face: "You came to the leader's house and you even took food with you?"

"I have pity on my family. They are either old, their careers have been frustrated, they were born in the wrong child and are confused on the road of life, or they have been wandering for half their lives, and there are even orphaned seedlings whose entire family was wiped out. I am eating outside. With the treasures of heaven and earth in the God Realm, they..."

"After you finish pretending, leave now!" Raven 12345 raised her hand and pointed at the door (to emphasize that she still had the Virgin's smile on her face), "I was not as shameless as you are now when my brain was broken!"

Hao Ren received the order and left directly with the plate...

After Hao Ren left, tranquility returned to the courtyard surrounded by green walls and a small stream. Raven 12345 sat on the chair without moving. He just picked up the tea cup and took a sip, tilting his head slightly: "Standing there for so long Aren’t you tired of time? Your stealth skills were taught by me.”

The air not far away shook out of thin air, and the space rippled like water. A woman who looked exactly like Raven 12345 but had a dignified and calm temperament appeared: "Say, why did you specifically ask me to bring you from Shadow City?" That thing--I thought your taste suddenly became too strong. You are really nice to him."

"Excellent employees deserve special treatment," Raven 12345 smiled, "By the way, 23333, can you stop keeping a straight face and be more approachable like me?"

"Affinity and insincerity are not the same concept," Raven 23333 corrected seriously, and moved to the next topic before Raven 12345 jumped up, "By the way, do you think that thing he ate will come in handy?"

"Definitely," Raven 12345 nodded, "I have read all his reports and analyzed all the samples. There is at least one attribute that cannot be escaped from that thing in the Dream Plane, and that is the corrosiveness of the mind. I will give it to you desperately. Hao Rendui's soul resistance is correct. The 'Emperor's Exclamation' is something personally blessed by the Soul Reaver. It is a divine blessing at the level of a great goddess. I don't believe that this level of permanent spiritual protection can be obtained by an urban or rural person. The reactionaries at the junction have been broken."

"The great goddess personally blessed you." Raven 23333 looked at a "grape" on the table, which Hao Ren accidentally dropped when he was carrying the plate and leaving. "This thing is good. I heard it was just cultivated." The taste was quite normal back then, but why did it change to this taste after Your Majesty Sandora gave it a blessing?"

Raven 12345: "...This must be a high-level miracle. We don't understand it, so don't study it."

"It doesn't matter," Raven 23333 frowned slightly, "But I don't think it's right for you to just change the name of this thing casually. The 'Emperor's exclamation' is not an official name."

"Let me tell you, I can't even listen to the original title. How can I say 'The Emperor's F*ck'... I am mentally ill, but I also have embarrassing cancer, and these two diseases are not in conflict."

"That's true."

"Yeah, mental illness and embarrassing cancer don't conflict."

Raven 23333: "..."

She felt that she still couldn't communicate with her senior, who was suffering from brain problems...