As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 154 Li Nuo and Doraemon

Regarding the matter of cooperation, the two of them have their own agendas.

But there are two points in common.

First, if you are so good at fighting, why don't you abuse others and just have fun with them?

Second, the Ma Le Pi system.

Soren said: "I have experienced a total of ten scripts, and the system has always given me the feeling of being very serious and not saying or doing superfluous things."

"A system that does unnecessary things means it has humanity." Li Nuo said with a smile: "It has humanity..."

The two smiled and said nothing.

As human beings have weaknesses, they can be blackmailed if they have weaknesses.

"Now that we have decided to cooperate..." Sauron opened the backpack compartment.

He took out a piece of parchment and placed it on the ground, and illuminated it with the firelight from the fire folding box, and pulled out the panel so that Li Nuo could see it clearly.

[Contract Rune]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: Exclusively for team signing. The damage between signed teams is reduced by 50% within three scenarios, and the forced blood deduction skill is invalid for both parties. Those who violate the rules more than three times will have their blood deducted to 1%]

[Brief description: An internal product from the "Endless Corridor", a prop created to promote harmonious friendship, priced at 5,000 gold coins]

Li Nuo sat cross-legged on the ground, touching his chin and thinking carefully. He still clearly remembered what Sauron had done in the script of "The Witcher" last time.

This guy can modify his attribute panel to invalidate all detection skills.

Can see through other people's backpack grids.

You can tell at a glance that his folding stool has unlimited potential.

What such a person takes out, who knows whether it is true or false.

"I won't sign the deed of betrayal."

"Sometimes, a little trust isn't a bad thing."

"Do you think I can trust you based on your status and ability?" Li Nuo said straightforwardly. The other party was calm and expected.

"Are you sure my identity ability is to modify the attribute panel?"

"Not sure, but since you said this, it means that there is more than half a probability that one of your [identity] abilities is to modify the attribute panel."

Sometimes, people with strong thinking skills tend to omit some details when speaking. If their conversation is heard in other people's ears, it will be like reading from heaven.

Conversations between smart people tend to be relaxed.

You don’t need to explain too much before the other person can trust you and understand what you mean.

And leave behind the most useless things, such as meaningless intrigues.

Sauron put away the things calmly, pointed in one direction and said, "Let's go. I know a suspicious area. Go there and have a look. I'll tell you what happened as we go."

The two stood up.

At this time, Li Nuo had no need to doubt the path pointed by Sauron. He would have taken action long ago.

And Sauron is not a fool. He understands the truth of talking to others and talking to ghosts. When facing a guy like Li Nuo, you can't do things around the corner, otherwise he will cooperate with you and tie the knot into a knot.

Therefore, without thinking, he explained: "I want to make it clear first that my main purpose from the beginning is to cooperate with you, not to fight to the death."

Sauron's tone changed and he said sarcastically: "Only Shabi can only think about killing. The intensity of the next level of 'Eternal Life Train' is definitely higher than this script. If we can get all the 'high players' together, Let’s reach a consensus on cooperation for the time being, and the next round may be easier. Winning at the starting line is more important than anything else.”

Li Nuo followed him: "In a sense, I think it's dangerous to cooperate with you."

"The same as each other." Sauron walked in front, holding a love stick similar to a magical girl in his hand, pointing forward, and a new darkness would expand in front.

[Magical Girl’s Continuation Staff]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Equipment conditions: Spiritual power 20]

[Effect: Fires "ice-attributed" magic bullets, which are about as powerful as a brain-destroying bullet, but it can also extend the BUFF time of certain skills. Note that this is only in some cases. It can be used at least when the spiritual power is still sufficient. 30 minutes】

[Brief description: Sometimes after overexertion. My waist and legs are sore, my energy is low, and my body seems to be hollowed out. Could it be that my kidneys are overdrawn? Want to make up for your overdrafted kidneys? Try the continuation stick, it's good for him and me. From Sailor Moon. 】

If Li Nuo sees the brief description, he will definitely snatch this thing away.

"When it comes to danger, you are more dangerous than me, right?" Sauron turned his head and glanced at Li Nuo, who was following behind him and looking around like an idiot. When the few of you fight against hundreds of players, in addition to considering the problem of the fighter camp, there is another important factor. Did you do something... to make all the players miserable?"

Li Nuo's expression was very strange.

He was thinking, this man has such a thoughtful mind, almost as good as mine, it's really scary.

Sauron said: "You must be thinking that my thoughts are so thoughtful and as good as yours, it's really terrifying."

Li Nuo asked: "Are you a repeater?"

Sauron retorted: "Are you a narcissist?"

The two of them were still within the dark magic shield, and Sauron's magic staff could make the magic circle move with him.

From time to time, demons would wander in by mistake.

However, under the kind eyes of these two people, they usually have no way out, except for a certain female demon called "Fox Demon" who was forcibly released by Sauron.

Less than a minute after setting off, Sauron began to talk about his experience.

"I found some interesting information in space. I won't go into details about Ignis and the Sound Nest. I believe you should know it." Sauron stood at a crossroads.

Then he took out a [pathfinding cane], put the tip of the cane on the ground, let go, and the cane tipped to the left, and he walked in that direction.

"Let me ask...do you have at least twice as many backpack slots as an average person?" Li Nuo asked: "Is your [identity] ability related to obtaining props or obtaining points for completing missions?"

Sauron ignored him and continued: "Before I came to Earth, I defeated an elite monster with a danger level of C+ in space. The monster dropped a key and had a freshly eaten one in its stomach. A textual description report of how long it took. One of the documents showed that in the other world, Sound Nest established a temporary experimental base. Before looking for you, I cleared the place and found some information. The general meaning is that there is some kind of experimental base. The thing is hidden in the other world, and the voice nest cannot approach the thing. Its special nature makes those who attack rashly fall into a coma or die directly."

"It sounds like the Foundation." Li Nuo said.

"This metaphor is correct. Things in the Foundation all play by the same rules. What else also plays by the rules?" Sauron asked.

"Ah...it's the system."

"So the location expressed in the record is the thing related to the system."

Sauron liked communicating with Li Nuo more and more. He found that the other party would not pointlessly doubt everything he said at critical moments, and he could follow his ideas very quickly.

"But having said that..." Li Nuo changed the topic and said in a rather naughty tone: "You came to Earth early and caused the Night Parade of Hundred Ghosts to arrive early. You already owed me, and you asked me to follow you. You are not serious about being a bodyguard."

Sauron stopped, turned around and said, "It's my problem, I will make up for it, but how do you see that I am taking you to find a reliable partner?"

He used the word "partner" instead of "bodyguard". The meaning of the word is completely different.

Li Nuo laughed: "You also know that I have the genes of a demon hunter. The difficulty of seeing your abacus is no different from seeing how many maggots are in a pot of shit."

Sauron turned around and continued walking, and said: "I will never complain, please stop thinking about it."

Li Nuo curled his lips: "It's boring."

Sauron: "By the way, thank you for the Belmont matter."

Li Nuo: "Pretty words are of no use to me. Stop using your verbal attacks to make me obey orders."

Sauron: "Tch..."

After the two of them walked for a few minutes, Sauron lost his direction.

"Your [identity] ability is no longer useful?" Li Nuo said.

"It's okay for you to know, I can see the coordinate points of all side missions." Sauron said, he didn't care about letting others know about it.

One of the characteristics of [Explorer]: being able to find the coordinate area of ​​any side mission.

As long as you have a map in your hand, you can see a bunch of question marks, large and small, on the city map. These question marks are branch locations, so this ability can also be called "Made by Ubisoft."

"From here on, the mission coordinates will disappear..." Sauron looked around, clicked on his glasses, and turned on the scanning facility on the lenses.

Li Nuo looked aside with squinted eyes.

He couldn't help but asked curiously: "Is your title [Doraemon]?"

"Is there such a title?" Sauron suddenly realized that he had complained and immediately shut up.

Li Nuo grinned almost to his ears: "Young man, you are one step closer to becoming a Tucao servant."

Suddenly Sauron pointed to a puddle of shit on the ground and said, "A demon hunter, right? Don't you have a very sensitive sense of smell? There's something wrong with that shit, go and smell it."

Li Nuo hesitated for a while.

"Sauron, do you have to force me to fight you here?" He pulled out his gun as he spoke.

Li Nuo is like this.

He can take the initiative to smell poop on his own.

But it is absolutely impossible for others to let him smell it, absolutely impossible. It's about dignity.

"How about I give you skill cards or equipment?" Sauron said.

"You should have given it to me." Li Nuo said coldly.

The two were fighting secretly with words.

"You have so many props, there must be something that can smell shit, right?" Li Nuo asked, explaining by the way: "Anyway, identifying props is also one of your abilities. You lead the way based on the key information and master the key points. There should be more than me.”

Sauron: "..."

Li Nuo continued: "But think about it...your abilities are really abnormal...the location of branch lines, the strength of NPCs, changing the appearance of your own panel, and the ability to know other people's basic data."

Sauron rolled his eyes at him: "You pushed pretty fast."

"You exposed yourself." Li Nuo shrugged: "Just saying that you are not in a hurry to ask for the ticket means that you either want to wait until you have used me to sneak attack me, or because you already knew Who has the ticket? First of all, eliminate the first point. Even if you win in the end, you will have to pay a lot of money. It is so unnecessary. Besides, I have no doubt that you want to cooperate, and the ticket does not It is a prop, considered a mission item. It has no panel. It is absolutely impossible to find the location using props. The system will also provide protection, but you know who has it. Doesn't that mean that your [identity] can skip it? Did the system query some hidden information?”

"The ability to explore secrets..." Li Nuo analyzed more and more: "The number of grids in your backpack should be several times higher than that of ordinary people, but it is by no means fixed. If I guess correctly, it is probably the 'backpack in the script' X times the number of players with the most squares' to define."

"What about yours?" Sauron interrupted him and asked: "The probability of obtaining health-loss skills and props is higher than that of ordinary people. Are you prone to self-mutilation and have residual health? Or what?"

The two of them were testing it out.

Although we are temporarily cooperating.

But the other party’s background must be clear. The most basic one is how the other party’s mind is.

But that's it.

Sauron could no longer let Li Nuo analyze it.

After further analysis, he really had to tell everything. He could see clearly from the other party's eyes that Li Nuo had been staring at his pupils, and even the slightest change in expression could not escape those amber snake pupils.

Whenever there is a slight change in one's expression, the other party will guess the truth.

Li Nuo thought the same thing.

"It's up to you to do it," Li Nuo said.

Sauron will not refute anything this time. The more you talk to a Yinbi, the more dangerous it is for you.

There is a person who can analyze the basic experiences of your life for decades through the changes in your eyes and the way you walk.

Sauron even wondered whether Li Nuo was also a [Secret Explorer].

In fact, this is what happened.

Li Nuo really meets the requirements of a [Pursuiter]. He has outstanding analytical skills and is the basis for explosive brainstorming. His various tricks and skills are endless and his character designs are endless.

However, those who know him know...

His brain has never been used for serious matters, so the characteristic of "residual blood" is greater than the characteristic of "insight".

He also became a [person with residual blood].

However, from the side, both identities have their own advantages and disadvantages. For Li Nuo, [Remnant Blood Person] is more suitable for him. After all, he can deceive people hard and he can also have super self-protection skills.

Sauron took out a pig snout...

Wear it on your face.

I smelled it from a distance, and then I saw a stream of blue smoke rising from the rice fields: "It's a man."

"Ah?" Li Nuo was stunned: "Can your pig nose tell the gender?"

Sauron said decisively: "The color of women should be pink."

In fact, this is just a little fantasy Sauron has reserved for women.

The two continued on their way.

To be honest, Li Nuo felt that it was boring to just hang out with a sober-minded guy.

In his mind, he began to imagine the girls in "The Elder Scrolls" who were incarnated with his consciousness. As he thought about it, the shadow of Chabai appeared in his mind.

The more he thought about it, the more worried he became.

Cha Bai suffered from a logic virus.

Although with the help of Victor and Marger, her virus was temporarily delayed by cyber technology.

But once the virus breaks out, people cannot be saved.

Cha Bai seemed to have some ideas, but Li Nuo was still worried.

When I think of Chabai who will one day fall into weakness due to infection with the virus... fall into weakness... fall into weakness of the beauty...

Hey hey hey...

Sauron felt something strange, looked back at Li Nuo's lustful face, and shook his head helplessly: "How can I be as famous as him..."

Bullshit is bullshit.

When these two people work together, the journey is smooth. The strength of the demon may be able to stop one of them, but if you can't stop the two of them, they still have a tacit understanding.

Take a certain earth spider as an example. Sauron attracts monsters from the front, while Li Nuo digs out the vat from behind.

Just like this, they fought and killed quietly all the way. Ten minutes later, the two came to a place with an air-raid shelter.

Sauron took off the pig's snout and said, "The smell has stopped here. There should be something inside the air-raid shelter."

"Dream B." Li Nuo said, "You don't want to be a pig anymore, right?"

Sauron resisted the urge to kill him and stepped into the air-raid shelter.

It's extremely dark here.

Huozhezi's light seemed to be swallowed up by darkness.

"By the way, I still don't know why you are so concerned about finding the location of the system. It's not necessary just to trick the system." Li Nuo rarely talked about a serious topic.

"I have found four hidden world lines in the ten scripts I have experienced before, and I believe the same is true for this script." Soran said with a smile: "I believe that in any script there are hidden places, just like easter eggs. When the players discovered that I appeared in space, on the one hand, the system acquiesced that my ability would disrupt the progress of the script, and on the other hand... the evidence chain in space contained hidden information."

Yes... it is included. You are leading me to decipher the third hidden line... Li Nuo sneered and asked, "You said you found four hidden world lines in ten scripts before?"

Sauron laughed: "Yes."

Li Nuo: "Four out of ten?"

Sauron hummed proudly.

Li Nuo sneered: "Real food."

"I will never complain." Sauron emphasized again, then stood in front of a fork in the road and said, "It will be more efficient for us to act separately from here on."

Li Nuo asked: "What's wrong with you?"

Sauron: "..."

Li Nuo tapped the ground with his cane and said dissatisfiedly: "One of the taboos in horror movies is to act separately."

"No..." Sauron took out a pocket watch, opened it and said, "This pocket watch can identify danger. The pointer does not move randomly, which means there are no wild monsters or hidden dangers nearby."

"Forget it." Li Nuo said, "It's still dangerous to act separately."

Li Nuo also understood what he meant. The two of them were capable of handling most emergencies. They could gain more information by operating separately in a non-dangerous environment.

But Li Nuo still refused.

Sauron had no choice but to take out the pathfinding cane from before, and tilted the stick to the right.

This time I walked about a hundred meters inside.

In a relatively open space, there are three doors in front of you.

At the same time, the two heard the same system sound:

[Easter egg content found]

[Easter egg rewards are in the doors. Two of the doors are fake. You can only get 1 magical candy after opening them]

[That special door, after opening it, you will learn the truth about this world]

"Hey, Witcher, can you tell which one is real?" Sauron asked.

Li Nuo knew that this guy must have some tricks, so he said: "Okay, okay, you are great, I am weak, I am incompetent, you are awesome, that's it."

Sauron felt particularly unhappy.

But he still took out a rather cute-looking laser gun.

【The gun that destroys falsehood】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: The object being shot will not be harmed, but its superficial hypocrisy will be revealed]

[Brief description: What’s wrong with a brave man liking big breasts! 】

Sauron explained: "This gun can tear apart illusory things. In other words, it can break illusions, but the effect is limited."

Li Nuo pointed at the gun and asked: "Speaking of which, is one of your abilities the ability to exchange the contents of the backpack grid with space materials at any time?"

"No." Sauron didn't look at him, otherwise the other party would know that what he said was a lie.

"By the way..."

"You are so talkative!"

"You complained."

"Tch..." Sauron gritted his teeth: "Say it quickly!"

Li Nuo asked: "What will happen if your gun hits someone?"

Soran pulled the trigger on Li Nuo: "It won't cause any harm anyway, like this."

The gun beeped, and Li Nuo fell into a daze.

"Theoretically, the person being shot will elicit the essence of their character, but it is usually not much different from the external appearance of the individual, and you can also feel that your behavior is out of control... You are so serious..." He looked at Looking into Li Nuo's suddenly solemn eyes, he smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to be serious at heart..."

The words have not yet finished.

Li Nuo suddenly crossed his left and right hands at Sauron and shouted: "Specium Ray (Ultraman's sure kill)!"

Sauron: "?"

Li Nuo raised his hands and shouted: "Ha, ha, ha! Infinitely crazy!"

One minute later.

Sauron looked at Li Nuo squatting on the ground and said pitifully: "I won't tell anyone, don't worry..."

Li Nuo was not too sad: "No, Sauron... you let me know my true nature. It turns out that I am already twenty, but I still maintain my innocence."

"It's really rare to see how shameless you are." Sauron said, "Is your identity a [Faceless One]?"

"Stop talking nonsense and find the real door quickly." Li Nuo said.

He looked at Sauron's back.

I was thinking in my heart, no second person can know about this matter today... I will find an opportunity to kill him... I must find an opportunity to kill him.

"Hey! Don't release your murderous intent!"

Sauron frowned and shot at three doors respectively. In the end, only the door on the right remained.

When he went over to turn the handle, he heard the sound of the system:

[Checking information]

[You have not met the entry criteria...]

【Can not enter】

Sauron was stunned and entered the standard...

Could it be...

It suddenly occurred to him that the surface of the earth that he was forced to come to in the other world might have essentially missed some entry conditions.

At this time Li Nuo asked: "What's wrong?"

Sauron shook his head helplessly: "There are still some conditions required to enter, but I don't meet them. Maybe I entered the other world too fast... There should be some clues in the real world. The two complement each other. Only when the conditions are met can you enter."

"You said...real world conditions..."

"This is difficult. Two hours after the script started, we were forced to enter the other world." Sauron said regretfully: "In two hours... we can't actually do anything, unless there is a way to return to the real world now. ...Maybe we can go to the Gate of Underworld...that fire dragon of yours..."

Before Solan finished speaking, he saw Li Nuo coming over and putting his hand on the door handle.

[Checking information]

[Two-thirds of the hidden world lines have been cracked]

【You are entering the third world line, do you want to enter? 】

Li Nuo opened the door.

Sauron was dumbfounded: "What did you do in two hours?"

Li Nuo didn't answer, but took a step inside. Inside was a long corridor.

He closed the door quietly and quickly, leaving only a gap, and asked with a sinister smile: "If I take you in, what are you willing to give me?"

Sauron: "...Ten parts of bone marrow ashes."

"Fifteen copies."

"Twelve copies."

"Twenty copies."

Sauron immediately said: "Fifteen copies!"

"Deal." Li Nuo opened the door.

Sauron was actually able to come in, which was a bit beyond Li Nuo's expectation.

The two of them walked inside, and when they reached the end of the corridor, a voice came from a small room inside.

"Player 5900, player 5870, you two can stop here. Congratulations to both of you for winning the easter egg prize..."

"Your voice... sounds a bit familiar." Li Nuo suddenly interrupted, took out his gun, loaded the bullet and said with a smile: "I have seen a system that flirts with players and is humane, not long ago. So the third hidden worldview is actually the essence of this assessment script, right?"

Under Sauron's complicated eyes, he raised the gun.

""RPG Game Maker"?"

*(I still have a fever, I will resume the next two updates when the fever subsides)

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