Chapter 880 Wei Saosao

Wang Ling: "."

This guy is too lively. With just a few words, Wang Ling was left speechless.

You don't want to let Xiao Hei suffer, so you should carry some things yourself. These are all your luggage! It's a good relationship, but it's all thrown at me, and they say I'm not tired. How come I'm so good at having fun after just going out?

Xiao Hei has lost weight like a dog? So when it's not thin, is it a pig?

Originally, these words were enough to make people speechless, but unexpectedly, Wang Ling's unexpected words came next: "Brother Hei, you are my brother. We must get rid of the shackles of species and aspire to be adults! Such shit." It’s inedible, I can’t just watch you eat shit!”

"I" Wang Ling stumbled and almost threw away everything he had on him. These words shocked him to the core!

Damn, no one in the city is as good at playing as you, right?

"Woof!"

Not to mention Wang Ling, even Xiao Hei couldn't listen anymore this time. He raised his paw and covered Wei Bowen's mouth. He shook his head with disgust, signaling him to stop making shocking remarks.

Those humanized movements and expressions are really like becoming a spirit. His spiritual intelligence has gradually opened up to this point. Xiao Hei's IQ is no worse than that of ordinary children and teenagers.

Wei Bowen was stunned by this scene. After blinking in confusion, he really stopped nagging Xiao Hei. Instead, he scolded Wang Ling: "Wang Ling, you are going too far!"

"What's wrong? Can't I help you carry all the luggage?" Wang Ling's face turned dark and funny.

I originally thought that Wei Bowen would be more serious, but unexpectedly, this guy blurted out: "Brother Hei is already so smart, and you still haven't taught him to speak human language!"

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This time, Wang Ling was stunned, and Lei's brain seemed to be short-circuited.

After Xiao Hei was strengthened at the intermediate level and his spiritual intelligence was activated, Wang Ling did joke and asked Xiao Hei to learn human language. However, no matter how smart Xiao Hei was, he was still a dog. If he was allowed to learn human language, wouldn't it be difficult for him to do so? No, it should be difficult for a strong dog! People are smart enough, but why can’t they learn dog language?

"Oh my God, you guys are really worthy of being in the same dormitory, competing against each other!" Not only Wang Ling, but also Uncle Hei was so shocked that he couldn't help but tease Wang Ling.

Wang Ling's mouth moved for a long time, but he couldn't say a word.

I originally thought that this guy was joking like he did before, but I didn't expect that after he finished complaining, Wei Bowen actually squatted down and taught Xiao Hei how to speak human words: "Come on, Brother Hei, learn from me, look. I’m saying, brother, um, get out!”

"Woof!"

Xiao Hei was dumbfounded, as if his IQ had been seriously challenged.

But this was not over yet. Wei Bowen continued to teach, pointing at Wang Ling and teaching one word at a time: "Hit! Shit! You!"

"Miwu."

Xiao Hei couldn't bear it anymore, he let out a plaintive cry, and simply hid behind Wang Ling.

And Wang Ling really didn't want to accept these funny words that made him at a loss. He shook his head, carried all the luggage alone, and walked towards the dormitory building, with Xiao Hei following closely behind.

With no one to tease, Wei Bowen could only follow him angrily.

Nothing shocking happened along the way. Wang Ling easily carried his luggage up to the sixth floor in one go, went to the dormitory and put it aside.

Xiao Hei was also very casual, but Wei Bowen was already out of breath. When he found his bed, he didn't have time to tidy it up, so he lay down on it and kicked off his leather shoes with a flick of his legs.

Seeing his funny look, Wang Ling couldn't help but laugh: "It's a hot day and you have to wear work clothes. What are you thinking about?"

After Wei Bowen heard this, he sat up immediately, made a gesture, and said with joy: "Look at my outfit, do I look like a successful leader? People want clothes, maybe some school girl will take a fancy to me and ask me Do you want your mobile phone number?"

Wang Ling laughed and said, "I don't look like a successful leader."

"What's that like?"

"Like selling insurance."

As soon as these words came out, Wei Bowen was stunned on the spot, and then he seemed to have been slapped on the butt: "You are the one who sells insurance!"

It’s not surprising that he had such a reaction, because there was a popular saying on the Internet: The wilted ones are afraid of the horizontal ones, the horizontal ones are afraid of the stiff ones, the stupid ones are afraid of the desperate ones, the desperate ones are afraid of the shameless ones, and the shameless ones are afraid of selling out. Insured.

This saying first became popular, probably because some people were annoyed by insurance people and went crazy, so they changed the saying and came up with this version.

This is not professional discrimination. After all, life is not easy, and it is understandable that those insurance officers are too dedicated. However, even if it is not discrimination, in Wang Ling's age group, it can still be used to harm others.

Wang Ling smiled and said nothing, and after Wei Bowen was injured, he really didn't want to continue wearing work clothes in the hot weather. Anyway, he had nothing to worry about in the dormitory, so he simply took off his clothes very neatly, leaving only Just take off your shorts and you will be naked!

"It's great! I'm so suffocated, but it's still comfortable to wear small underwear!" Finally taking off his work clothes, Wei Bowen felt refreshed, moved his limbs, and shouted happily.

But Wang Ling reminded: "Even if you indulge again, don't take off your clothes so cleanly, at least wear big pants!"

But Wei Bowen disagreed: "Well, what's the matter? It's a boys' dormitory. You can wear whatever you want, and there are no girls hanging around."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lily's voice was heard in the corridor: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, I bought you your favorite jerky and nutritious dog food!"

"Woof woof!" Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei immediately pricked up his ears with a satisfied smile.

However, Wei Bowen was stunned and blinked blankly. At this time, Lily and Lao Xue had already entered the dormitory, so...

"Ah!" This was Wei Bowen's scream.

"Ah!" This was Lily's scream.

Wei Bowen thought that there would be no girls in the boys' dormitory. He was dressed in a dissolute way, with only a pair of shorts, almost naked. Lily happened to look at him, and he blushed on the spot and hurriedly got out of the dormitory. .

Wei Bowen was also frightened: "Wang Ling, didn't you say you don't have a sister? Then who is she?"

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "That's not my girl either!"

Lao Xue also had a strange expression on his face: "That's my girl! By the way, buddy, can we put on our pants first?"

When Wei Bowen heard this, he ignored the protest and hurriedly opened his suitcase, found a pair of short sports pants, and put them on. As for the upper body, don't worry about it. Lily can live in Lao Xue's dormitory anyway, and she's not too conservative.

After the application was completed, Lao Xue Cai called Lily in as if he couldn't laugh or cry.