Chapter 938 Dark Cuisine

Feeling the eager eyes of the people in the room, I smiled and then said no: "I won't go."

In an instant, disappointment filled the entire hall, and even the three little lolita put down the candies in their hands because of the gloomy atmosphere.

I touched my belly and said, "It's almost five o'clock. It's time to prepare dinner."

"It's boring~~~" Susan said: "I'm so disappointed that I don't have the energy to go into the kitchen."

"Me too" Maggie echoed.

Kunna said nothing and looked at me wiltedly, her eyes full of disappointment.

"I still have strength, let me cook!" Phoenix volunteered.

I grabbed Fenghuang and comforted her: "You don't need to worry about small things like cooking."

Phoenix eyes colon.

I turned my head, glanced around, glanced at me, and said, "Everyone, it's time to prepare dinner!"

"Ah, yes, I'm hungry." Cagalli was the first to sit up from the sofa, changed her previous disappointed look, and swooped into the kitchen.

Following her was the Ice and Fire girl. Maggie ran to the kitchen while shouting: "Ah ah ah, cooking makes me happy, cooking makes me happy!"

Susan pulled Belle and quickly walked into the kitchen, saying as she walked: "Let's wash the vegetables."

Lilea also swooped into the kitchen, leaving a lingering voice: "I'll chop the vegetables, my knife skills are very good~"

In an instant, the kitchen became very lively.

"Ah~~I still want to show off my skills," Phoenix said disappointedly.

I touched her hair and comforted her: "Only those critical and big things are worthy of your attention. Small things like cooking don't require you to work hard."

In fact, I deliberately prevented Phoenix from entering the kitchen. If she went into the kitchen to cook, it would be a disaster!

It’s not that Phoenix can’t cook, but the pure dark cuisine she makes. No, if you use the word dark cuisine to describe Phoenix’s cooking skills, it is simply a compliment to her cooking skills. What she makes cannot be food.

I can make this analogy. If you capture a rotten flesh puppet and force it to eat Phoenix's food, the result will be 100% certain that the rotten flesh puppet will commit suicide by breaking its core due to the unbearable humiliation.

Yes, Phoenix's cooking skills are so domineering.

I can be regarded as the first victim of her cooking skills. It was when I was living in Airui City. One day, Phoenix suddenly said that he wanted to show me his skills. At that time, I was looking forward to it. Could this be a legend? The beloved wife’s bento~~~however! When Fenghuang came over with a plate of dark stuff, I was stunned on the spot.

The thing was dark and wilted, with a bit of dark green in the middle. It looked a bit like asphalt. Not only was the color touching, but the smell it gave off was equally touching. It wasn't unpleasant, but it was definitely not unpleasant either. All in all, it's a strange smell that I can't describe.

I used chopsticks to pick up the things on the plate and found that the texture was a bit like wet cotton. It was soft or not, but it was not elastic.

I cautiously asked Fenghuang what was on the plate, and Fenghuang told me that this was her cooking, all made from vegetables in the kitchen.

When I heard this, I started to doubt my life. What kind of dish could make a plate like the one in front of me?

Thinking of this, my eyes changed when I looked at Phoenix. Are you cooking or creating things?

Little did I know that Phoenix's expression was extremely cute, even so cute that it could kill someone. After seeing Phoenix's expression, I was instantly ready to commit suicide by eating food, but in my heart, I still felt I'm struggling, you know, it's okay to just hang up, but if I can't hang up right away with this plate of stuff in front of me, then I'm in trouble!

It’s better to live and die and then throw myself on the street. If I survive, but suffer from sequelae, it will be painful for the rest of my life!

Thinking of this, I tried hard to restrain myself from eating food and wanted to try to refuse.

However, Phoenix's next words completely shattered all my defenses: "I've tried it, and it tastes pretty good~"

Hearing this, I had no reason to refuse, so with great resistance in my heart, I ate a whole plate of unknown objects.

Then, I knew nothing.

When I woke up again, I felt that my whole body was so sublimated. Phoenix stood beside me with tears in her eyes. I asked her how long I had been in a coma. Phoenix told me that it was a day and a night. I asked her, are you just going to stay with me like this for a day and a night? Phoenix told me yes, and then I asked her with concern if she felt uncomfortable in any way. Phoenix touched his face, shook his head and told me not at all.

At this point, in addition to knowing that Fenghuang's food is terrible, I also understand another thing - this girl's stomach is made of iron.

I didn’t tell anyone about Phoenix’s stomach, but I did tell others about her poor cooking. Although I feel sorry for Phoenix, it has only one purpose, to prevent others from being affected by Phoenix like me. Cooking persecution.

Seeing that Princess Analita still looked disappointed, I sighed and said, "We'll go after we finish eating and have a rest."

"Really?" The princess looked at me doubtfully.

I looked hurt at her: "Of course it's true, why don't you always believe me?"

After that, Emily came to my house to have dinner together as usual. During the meal, Emily asked me, "Have you come back from the mausoleum?"

I stuffed a mouthful of rice into my mouth and mumbled, "Yes, I came back early this morning, but I'm exhausted."

"Which tomb are you going to?" she asked again.

I told the location of the mausoleum, and Emily nodded: "I have been to that mausoleum too, and there is nothing valuable in it."

"Have you ever robbed a tomb?" I couldn't help but wonder.

She frowned: "Is there a problem?"

I shook my head: "Ah, that's not a problem. I'm just curious. You have a high position. If others find out about your tomb robbing, once word spreads, will it be easy to say or not?"

"No," Emily said, "I received instructions from the higher-ups of the elves to go there."

"The higher-ups actually assigned you to rob the tomb?" I was extremely surprised, but suddenly, a suspicion popped up in my mind: Could it be that the higher-ups of the elves also went there for the moonlight scepter?

"Yes." Emily nodded slightly: "It's impossible to figure out the thoughts of the higher-ups. They often issue some tasks that go against the ancestral teachings, and tomb robbing is one of them."

"Often assigned?" I asked curiously: "Then what other tasks have you been assigned to do that go against the ancestral teachings? Ah, don't mind, I'm just curious, pure curiosity, and it has nothing to do with gossip or anything. "