Chapter 3029 Hangover
So, trouble, save the naughty Becky and fulfill Xilan's promise.
Lying on the bed, I felt like a disabled dead dog, with weak limbs and a blank mind.
Suddenly, my right leg seemed to be kicked, and I groaned lazily: "What for?"
"Is this Xi Lan really the person you are looking for?"
"Well, maybe, probably, maybe."
Turning my head, I asked curiously: "Why do you ask that?"
"He is obviously a good-for-nothing uncle who is addicted to alcohol!"
The blue witch said: "I don't think such a good-for-nothing uncle is really capable of killing the apostle after failing to assassinate him."
"Well, people always have hobbies. For example, if you like to eat, it tastes good, and you like to eat, but you can't be regarded by others as a guy who doesn't have an appetite just because you don't gain weight just because you eat."
The blue witch kicked me again: "Your metaphor is not appropriate at all!"
".As long as you understand."
"Can't understand!"
Three legs again.
After a moment of silence, the Blue Witch broke the silence again and asked curiously: "Hey, let me ask you, is that Alice beautiful?"
"For sure, she is the masterpiece of the apostles."
"Then why doesn't Xilan want to go to Zefeng Continent with you?"
"How do you know he refuses to return to Zephyr Continent?" I asked curiously.
"You'll know based on your status," the blue witch said, "You look worried, so you know your conversation must have collapsed, otherwise you would definitely have a smile on your face."
I grinned and showed an ugly smile: "What do you think of this smile?"
"It's so ugly!" She pouted and reached out to grab my cheek.
"Stop, stop, my face is about to be ripped off!" I screamed again and again.
Xi Lan woke up early the next morning, but he did not leave. Instead, he sat in the restaurant and drank porridge.
I received the tip and when I came to the restaurant, he was fighting with tea eggs.
Speaking of which, the tea eggs in the Demon Realm are different from those on the Blue Planet. They are not boiled and pickled with tea and other ingredients. They are simply boiled with a lot of tea leaves.
This kind of tea egg has the smell of tea inside and outside. It smells good, but it doesn't taste good.
Anyway, I don’t like to eat, and neither does the Blue Witch. Who knows why Xilan loves to eat so much, and eats a bunch of them in one go.
Looking at the tea eggshells piled on the corner of the table, I fell into a brief meditation.
"good morning."
I took the initiative to say hello.
"Good morning."
Xi Lan did not put on any airs of being a senior, but continued to pick at the tea egg shells with one hand.
After a while, the tea egg was finally peeled cleanly. He took a bite with satisfaction and tasted it slowly.
"Did you sleep well last night?" I asked.
"Not good." He took a sip of the porridge and said, "I have a severe headache."
"Hangover syndrome," I chuckled, "You have to rest, otherwise it will hurt for several days."
Hearing this, Xilan nodded. Then, he raised his head, glanced at me, and said, "You seem to have nothing wrong with you. This is wrong. We both drink wine from the same jar. What's wrong with you?" possible"
“I don’t know,” I smiled, patted my chest, and said proudly, “In the Zephyr Continent, I am a man who is known as the Young Master of Wine, who can never pour a thousand cups, never get drunk after ten thousand cups!”
"Young Master Liquor," Xi Lan said expressionlessly, "Who gave me such an earthy name?"
"Uh-huh, that's not important. What's important is that I have a good drinking capacity. You just need to know this."
I ordered a bowl of porridge, a bunch of meat buns, and then packed a bunch of meat buns, a bunch of siomai, a few pork knuckles, and a bowl of sweet and delicious polenta.
I poured myself a glass of water to moisten my throat. I winked and said, "Have a drink later?"
"In the afternoon," Xi Lan said, "It's too early in the morning."
"Tsk, I thought you were a real alcoholic, but it turned out you were just a fake alcoholic."
Xi Lan frowned: "Who would drink during the day, especially in the morning?"
"My old friend does."
As I said that, I told Mr. Taylor some of his drinking stories. Xilan was immediately impressed. After all, he drank alcohol all the year round, even treating it as water. He started drinking it as soon as he woke up, and kept talking until dark. , such a guy must not only have a high alcohol capacity, but also be strong and in good health. If one of the three is missing, he will burp in advance.
"My old friend is quite strong, but I don't know who is stronger or weaker than you."
Xi Lan swallowed the tea egg in her mouth and asked, "What do you think?"
"I think? I think you are more powerful," I said, "after all, you are the Four Swordsmen."
"Four Swordsmen" Xi Lan smiled, with a melancholy and bitter smile: "This is a distant title."
"It's not that far away, at most tens of millions of years old."
"Isn't tens of millions of years far away?" Xi Lan looked at me and laughed: "If I hadn't come into contact with Shilok and gained a little bit of the apostle's power, I would have been buried here and turned into dust."
"Can Sirocco give power to others?"
I asked curiously: "How come I haven't heard of it?"
When Xi Lan heard this, he was startled and asked uncertainly: "Do you know Sirocco?"
"Of course, we have a good relationship. I mean from my side. If we start from Shilok's side, that woman is most likely coveting my beauty."
puff!
Xi Lan almost squirted.
His head was covered with black lines and sweat was dripping from his forehead, and he said, "You said that Sirocco coveted your beauty?"
"Well, I think so."
Xilan burst into laughter, laughing so unscrupulously that the house shook with laughter. The guests around him thought he was sick and then turned around and ran away. I had no choice but to take out the money to pay for the customers who ran away.
Although I really want Xi Lan to pay for it, his money was exchanged for a pair of anti-air wine jars yesterday.
Today, Xi Lan is a pauper. Except for the knife, clothes and a pair of shoes, he has nothing.
After laughing, Xi Lan touched the corners of his eyes and said, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh."
Not on purpose?
Is it intentional?
This is worse.
"Although Shilok and I have a hostile relationship, I don't think there are any apostles who can look down on mere humans."
"Really?" I asked in surprise: "Is it possible that my beauty has reached the sky?!"
Xilan was speechless.
Seeing him with a dark face and speechless state, I chuckled and said: "Okay, no more joking. In fact, tens of millions of years is not a long time. Among the people I know, there are at least five people who are older than There are tens of millions of years old, or even hundreds of millions of years old.”
"Are you referring to Shalan and the others?"
"Hey, you know Shallan!"
Xi Lan nodded: "We have dealt with him before."
I grinned: "Were you introduced through Alice, or did you approach Shalan specifically to get to know Alice?"