Chapter 271 The Point of Laughter Is Low

Breaking a stone ax with his bare hands, this guy seems to be unable to show off.

Before I could take action, Zach swung his ax and grabbed the stone shell monster.

So, I walked out of the team again in a swagger.

Rodney looked surprised, and after a while, he said to me: "Holy shit, you can even catch a big ax with your bare hands!"

I sneered disdainfully: "This is called catching a sword with bare hands. I won't scare you if I say it. We have an awesome swordsman named Li Jing in our place. That's called the most powerful swordsman! Any time he makes a move, it's all There is no one in the sky who dares not to pick up the sword with his bare hands."

Rodney looked confused and shocked, and for a long time, he didn't even react.

I patted his shoulder with a confused expression and said with a smile: "By the way, why are you still here killing monsters? Is it time to level up?"

Rodney seemed to have given up on thinking about what he had said before, sighed, and said with a smile: "Isn't it, the main thing is to play with my brothers and sisters~"

Look at what this brother is doing, what a role model!

As soon as Rodney finished saying this second sentence, he came up to me mysteriously and said in my ear: "Hey, how are you thinking about my sister's matter?"

puff!

If it weren't for the relatively dry Gobi Desert here, I would have sprayed him in the face with saliva.

Your sister?

What a big girl you are!

Haven't you seen our fiancée not far away?

You think you are tired of living, and you are planning to push me into the pit of fire too!

But looking at the innocent expression on his face, I always felt that he didn't seem to be just trying to do harm to me, so I whispered: "We can talk about this later."

Rodney actually looked disappointed.

How anxious are you to marry off your sister?

Just at this moment, there was a soft crash not far away. I turned around and saw that the stone shell monster had been hit by one of the three people. I don’t know which one of the three people had hit the vital little ball in the body, so it seemed that , hung up.

After destroying the stone shell monster, Cagalli waved her hand: "Go home!"

Then he led the team towards the exit back with great vigor.

Phoenix, on the other hand, did not move forward with the team. Instead, he looked around and saw me on Rodney's side, talking to Rodney as they walked. He came towards me quietly like a kitten.

In fact, I had already seen these little moves of hers, but I just thought they were cute and cute, so I couldn't bear to directly expose her secretly skipping the team.

You know, cuteness is king!

When she was close at hand, she jumped into my arms and rubbed her head comfortably in my arms, like a kitten.

While I was caressing her little head affectionately, not far away, there suddenly came a roar of a Hedong lion!

I was so scared that I froze.

It's Cagalli!

This girl must have been paying attention to Phoenix's actions for a long time. Just because she is the president, she has been trying to keep a low profile. But she didn't expect that Phoenix would secretly come here to have an affair with me!

Ever since, she exploded.

The above is the process of my guess. Of course, the specific reasons are probably not much different.

Cagalli walked up to me angrily, pulled Phoenix out of my arms, and hit Phoenix on the head with her palm, angrily yelling: "How could you do this! How could you violate the agreement? You are 'stealing' yourself! Xiaoyi doesn't just belong to you, he belongs to the three of us!"

His appearance was full of righteousness and his tone was stern, forcing people to obey him.

Phoenix covered his head, with tears in his eyes, and sniffed in frustration.

I am completely speechless, Cagalli, in your eyes, am I just a commodity for sharing?

Why is the word ownership even used?

By the way, shouldn’t my body belong to me?

Just when I was unhappy and complaining secretly, Cagalli suddenly glared and said: "Xiao Yi, tell me, what I said is right!"

These words seem to be asking for opinions, but no matter how you listen to them, it feels like you are forcing a confession.

"No, that's right! You're right! Hahahaha!" I scratched my head with a stiff smile.

Cagalli nodded with satisfaction, pulling Phoenix back to the front of the team.

Rodney tapped me on the shoulder and let out a meaningful sigh.

After leaving the gate of the dungeon, the sky was getting dark. Rodney and others did not go the same way as us, so they left midway.

His family is in an aristocratic area, so naturally he is not from the same place.

Although the aristocratic area is more luxurious and magnificent, I prefer the bustle and bustle of the civilian area.

Went to the cafe and picked up Barbara and Florence.

On the way, Barbara asked curiously: "Xiao Yi, how did you come back with everyone?"

Cajiali said: "Xiaoyi came to see us, of course we have to go back together."

"That's it." Barbara nodded thoughtfully, then looked me up and down for a while, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyi, where is your 'flagpole'?"

Why does this sound so awkward?

I twitched the corner of my mouth and said with a smile, "I put that knife at home."

"Eh? Xiaoyi, do you have the key to your home?" Cagalli suddenly said: "I remember that only Phoenix, Barbara and I have the key? Did Barbara lend it to you?"

My eyelids drooped and I said calmly: "I climbed over the wall to get in."

Barbara was looking at me seriously. When she heard this, she suddenly couldn't help but covered her mouth and burst into laughter.

I was a little confused: "Barbara, why are you laughing?"

It was okay if I didn't ask. When I asked, Barbara let go of her hands and started laughing out loud on the street.

It's not surprising if you hear a joke and suddenly burst into laughter.

And if you are walking on the street and suddenly burst out laughing and cannot control yourself, then there is a big problem.

Eight out of ten people will think you are insane, and the other two will definitely think you are possessed.

That's how I feel now.

Barbara's inexplicable laughter and smile, although pleasant to the ears and eyes, still frightened me.

Phoenix and Cagalli also looked confused. As for the others, they had long pretended not to recognize us, and suddenly dispersed, hiding wherever they could to cool off.

I looked horrified and said, "Barbara, Barbara, are you okay?"

Phoenix and Cagalli also looked at her with concern. From the way they kept shaking hands, it could be seen that they were both worried and panicked about Barbara, fearing that in this normal day, they could be both sisters and sisters. Something happened to the opponent's guy.

After a long time, Barbara finally put away her smile and took a few breaths. She said: "I'm fine. I just thought about the scene of Xiaoyi climbing over the wall with the flagpole on his back. Hahaha." Haha, so funny!”

I feel ashamed, girl, how low your smile is!