Chapter 2483 Expired and Spoiled
I deeply suspect that the person who drives the magic airship with his eyes closed is not a man of great skill, but a driver of fatigue.
It's just that veterans are experienced and will act pretentious after waking up, while novices are mostly guilty and look panicked, which can be seen at a glance.
The airship moved forward slowly.
Lying in the cockpit, I breathed out of boredom, rubbed my eyes, looked at the driver, and found that he was holding a cup, sipping distilled water containing purple heart grass juice, his eyes widened. Looking forward without blinking.
Through the glass window, I saw nothing in front of the airship except floating white clouds and the endless blue sea. Not even a flying insect could be seen.
"What are you looking at?" I couldn't help but wonder.
"Sea and clouds."
His answer was concise and to the point.
"How long have you been a driver?" I asked again.
"What happened after more than a year?" He finally came back to his senses and looked at me with questions in his eyes.
"No, it's not a big deal, I'm just curious."
"What are you curious about?"
"You've been watching the clouds and the sea for more than a year. Don't you feel tired of it?"
"Not at all."
"You are so strong" I admired sincerely.
"This is nothing," the driver said sincerely, "My seniors are stronger than me. Sometimes, they can keep an eye on a flying insect lying on the steering wheel for a whole day."
"Flying insects?" I asked in surprise: "Why are there flying insects in the cockpit? Aren't they disinfected and removed every day?"
"Yes, sir," the pilot said with a smile, "flying insects are not real bugs, but stickers brought into the cockpit by some veterans. They will stick the stickers on the steering wheel when the airship is flying smoothly."
I couldn't help laughing: "It turned out to be such a flying insect."
The driver also laughed, drinking water while laughing, not much each time, but very frequently.
Although distilled water mixed with purple heartgrass juice is a healthy drink approved by doctors, I still think it has problems and is prone to addiction. The driver in front of me is proof. In less than an hour, he drank half a liter of water. .
When I get home, I will definitely list this drink as a taboo food and write it into the family law. Whoever dares to offend will be whipped with a whip. The more times the offense is committed, the harder the whipping will be. If you are injured, you are not allowed to see a priest or doctor. treat.
I don't believe it. Even if my descendants have my bloodline, they may not inherit my super self-healing ability - this is an acquired ability, an ability that is unique to me!
The more water he drank, the more he peeed. In the next hour, the driver went to the toilet at least four times.
This guy goes to the toilet so frequently that I began to consider whether this kind of drink should be included in the banned list of airship bases.
After coming back from the toilet again, he frowned and stared hard at the glass bottle for a long time. He murmured: "Isn't it expired?"
I, who was watching him from the side, heard this and asked again: "What? Did you say it was expired?"
"Ang," the driver said, "I had diarrhea several times just now. Didn't you notice that I lost a lot of weight?"
"No," I said bluntly, "You're still as fat as ever."
"Sir, what you said is really hurtful," he said heartbrokenly.
"I just prefer to be truthful," I said, "and what, you didn't pee when you went to the toilet just now, but you had diarrhea?"
"Yes," the driver said, "This person has probably expired, otherwise this situation would not have happened."
"Distilled water also has a shelf life?" I chuckled twice and said, "This is the first time I've heard of it."
"No, sir, distilled water has no shelf life, but the purple heartgrass juice mixed in it does. I suspect that the juice in this bottle of water has expired and gone bad."
After that, he took the bottle and walked towards the door.
"Wait a minute," I stopped him, "Give me the bottle."
"What do you want it to do?" the driver asked in confusion: "Extract the purple heartgrass juice, it's just an ordinary bottle of water, and the water bottle is just an ordinary glass product."
"I want to find a doctor to identify it," I said, "to see if the purple heart grass component in it has expired and gone bad."
The driver curled his lips: "Okay, here you go."
After taking the water bottle, I looked at it, put it aside, and said, "After the test is completed, I will return the bottle to you."
"No need." He reached out and took out another bottle of water of the same style from the driver's personal cabinet: "Look, I still have it, and there's a lot of it."
As he said that, he showed me the secret collection in the cabinet.
Good guy, there are several rows of them, all filled with transparent liquid and identically styled water bottles.
"You have so many spares at one time?" I asked in surprise.
"Being more prepared can save a lot of energy. Otherwise, you have to run every time you get off work, which is too tiring."
Speechless
The airship finally reached the sky above the forbidden land. Below were the islands and the blue sea surrounding them.
Looking down anxiously, the pilot asked, "Sir, where is the safest place to land?"
"As long as you don't land in that crater, you'll be safe anywhere."
"Then I landed on the same spot?" he asked softly.
"I suggest landing on that island with the volcano."
Gudu.
He swallowed and said dryly: "It doesn't look very safe there."
"It just looks like, in fact, it's safe there."
"Really?" He looked at me with panic in his eyes.
"Why should I lie to you? You should know that I will not joke with my life, at least not now."
The pilot hesitated for a moment, but finally listened to my words and landed the airship on the largest island with a volcano, but the landing position happened to be on the edge of the island.
Is it convenient to escape at any time?
He is really afraid of death. No, at this time, he should be called cautious.
I got off the airship and walked quickly towards the volcano.
Along the way, I encountered muddy ditches, heat-resistant plants, gushing hot springs, and meandering lava streams. I even saw fish swimming up and down in the bubbling lava streams!
This really surprised me.
The temperature of the magma is at least hundreds, or even thousands, and there are fish swimming in it, and I read that right, it is alive!
What a miracle!
I exclaimed.
After stopping for a moment, the swimming fish seemed to notice that I was looking at it, and it dived into the magma and disappeared.
I said my regrets and continued walking towards the crater.
When they arrived at the crater, Antuun did not sleep, but looked around with nothing to do. Although it only poked out a few pairs of eyes, the huge head still looked ferocious and terrifying.
Fortunately, there was thick smoke coming out of the crater, hiding its true appearance, otherwise the driver would have been scared enough to turn around and run away.
"the weather is nice today."
I said hello to Antoun as usual.
"Yes." Antuen did not open his mouth, but his voice still reached his ears clearly: "This kind of situation is not common either in the devil world or in my hometown."
"Do you like it here?"