Chapter 2443 Things Are Changing

What is taken from monsters, what is used for monsters

What a great and difficult sustainable path.

It's all lies.

The truth is this: the average length of the horned snake is more than ten meters, the diameter of the snake's belly ranges from half a meter to one meter, and the average weight is about one ton.

Dragging one of such a behemoth is enough to attract people's attention. Dragging two of them has reached the limit of what I can bear. If there are three, four, and five, I will lose face!

I believe the Moonlight City Daily News will publish it the next day: Shocked! A certain elder actually behaved like this in broad daylight!

Or: In front of everyone, an elder dragged these two things home, leaving the onlookers stunned!

Anyway, the wave of public opinion set off will definitely not be one of praise and praise.

As dusk approached, Gordo dragged two horned snakes, which were more than ten meters long and about one meter in radius, toward the portal with great effort.

He dragged along with difficulty, attracting countless adventurers to watch. They didn't point fingers, but they whispered and snickered from time to time, which still made me feel uncomfortable.

I really wanted to leave Gordo and lead her family to leave first, but Cagalli was not happy. She is the actual president of the Fearless Guild, and she always keeps in mind the rules and principles of the Fearless Guild: never abandon, never give up, and share the blessings. When there are difficulties, we all face difficulties. When we are prosperous, we are both prosperous. When we suffer, we are both hurt.

Well, now that the actual president has expressed his stance, what can I, the honorary president, do?

Anyway, we have lost all face, so why not put aside the issue of face completely, it would be more enjoyable to be silly with our companions, and it can also resolve the embarrassing situation. After all, no matter who it is, dragging two long things does not look good. .

So under my command, with me taking the lead, all the male companions took action together, lifted the body of the horned snake high, shouted slogans, quickened their pace, and ran towards the exit of the dungeon.

What spirit does Yu Gong Yishan promote?

Unity, mutual aid, unity, mutual help, and unremitting perseverance.

Our group of people, who possess the four traditional virtues of unity, mutual assistance, unity and mutual assistance, coupled with a firm spirit of shamelessness, suddenly transformed into an unstoppable transport team like a torrent, carrying the huge body of the Horned Serpent. At a speed comparable to a flood, we rushed out of the portals, rushed out of the dungeon, and returned to our home.

After we got home, we immediately threw the horned snake into the yard, and then lay down on the ground in a mess, wiping away tears while comforting our gradually disappearing faces.

I can even imagine that our move will definitely be published on the front page of Moonlight City Daily tomorrow morning.

But fortunately, I am no longer the only one who is unlucky. If we die, we all die together. Hum, this is the greatest comfort to me so far.

A lively snake cooking dinner was held that night, attended by all the members of the Fearless Guild, neighbors, Carter Rodney, Carter Eva, Achilles, and some of the new Brave Guild cadres.

During the banquet, I secretly left the party and sent the roasted snake meat to a tree house not far from my home and to the Elf Palace.

A certain descendant of the elf royal family who looked half-dead lying in the tree house swallowed the roasted snake meat with a tragic feeling of taking poison. After that, he was conquered and ate five kilograms in one breath.

After the Elf Queen heard about the glorious deeds of a certain brother who seemed half-dead, but ate five kilograms of roasted snake meat in one breath, she hid her face and sighed, and kept blaming her brother for losing the majesty of the royal family.

But after eating the roasted snake meat, she was also conquered by the strange taste. Fortunately, she was well-groomed, so she also called the palace maid to enjoy the food together.

At first, the palace maid refused, but after eating a piece of roasted snake meat, she was also conquered by this strange delicacy.

So a large-scale fragrance scene was staged in the Elf Palace.

Some people may ask, where is the Fairy Queen? Didn't she eat? Is it true that the goblin royal family is also not allowed to eat meat?

Humph, the Fairy Queen has no taboos. She is dressing up as an ordinary grandma, accompanying little Remi, and enjoying the comfortable time between grandparents and grandchildren.

When a bright ray of morning sun shone on my face through the window, I heard a familiar sound at the door. It was the sound of the newspaper deliveryman from Moonlight City Daily stuffing newspapers into the crack of my door.

I got up and walked to the door, picked up the newspaper, couldn't wait to sit back on the sofa, and flipped through the front page. The next second, I was shocked.

The trembling hands explained my mood at the moment, but it was not excitement, but anger.

I really want to yell at the guy who wrote the front page headline of today's Moonlight City Daily, did I dig up your ancestral grave? Or dug your sewer pipe? Or stole your toilet paper? Or steal the seasoning packet from your instant noodles?

It's obviously a group of people who are stupid, okay! Why are you just holding on to me?

Snap, my hand slipped, and the newspaper fell to the ground.

I saw a line of bright red characters written on the front page of Moonlight City Daily: Shocked! A certain elder took the lead in doing such a thing in broad daylight!

Then there was a picture, and the most eye-catching person in the picture was me.

With a silly smile on my face, I raised my hands and carried a giant horned snake carcass on my head. The two groups of people following me all had blurry faces, as if they were born with mosaics, perfectly covered. The facial features.

This is obviously a trick on me!

No honest person would be bullied like this!

Believe it or not, I carried a knife and ran to the magazine office in a matter of minutes to destroy the place!

Just at this moment, Cagalli also woke up and came out of the room in a daze. When she passed by me, she squinted her eyes and stared at the front page headlines that happened to be open for a while.

The next second, his sleepy eyes immediately widened, and after standing still for a moment, he let out a burst of wild laughter like a drum set.

This laughter immediately woke up all the members. Everyone thought it was an earthquake alarm, so they put on their clothes and rushed out of the room.

After realizing that it was Cagalli's violent laughter, they suddenly felt unlovable and went back to the room one by one, but some of them didn't come back, curiously asking why Cagalli was laughing so exaggeratedly.

After seeing the headlines on the front page, they couldn't help laughing. It wasn't as exaggerated as Cagalli, but it also alarmed others.

So everyone stopped sleeping and went back to their cages. They gathered together in the living room and asked about the origin of the laughter.

After hearing the explanation and seeing the headlines, everyone laughed happily.

Of all the people present, the only one who didn't laugh was me.

Usually when others are in trouble, I always like to joke, "Tell me your pain and it will make me happy." Now that I have become a person involved, I understand how sad it is.

Is this the legendary turn of events?

Or is it his own fault that he will not survive?