Chapter 2239 Special

The mechanical bird was like meeting its owner's pet bird. It landed obediently on Kailan's shoulder. From time to time, it pecked the soft cheek twice with its short and thin beak that reflected the metallic luster.

Kailan, who was so cute by the mechanical bird's coquettishness, broke off a piece of bread and handed it over.

The mechanical bird put the probe in its beak without hesitation, then tilted its neck back and swallowed.

The bread entered the belly and made a strange sound. The mechanical bird turned around, faced me from behind, and suddenly raised its tail.

This scene left me stunned.

ha?

What is this bird going to do?

Why are you pointing the bird's butt at me?

This is a very insulting action in the human world. What does it mean to birds?

Could it be that just like "dogs sniffing their butts are actually saying hello", birds pointing their butts at me are also saying hello to me?

I tried my best to use kind eyes to explain the action of the mechanical bird turning around and raising its tail to expose its butt.

However, the next second, a small, colorless, transparent crystal the size of a pinky fingernail fell from its excretion hole.

After doing all this, the mechanical bird returned to its lively appearance as an ordinary bird. It kept jumping up and down on Kailan's shoulders and nuzzled her cheek with its beak from time to time.

I wiped it, but fortunately, I tried my best to look at it with as much kindness as possible, thinking about the meaning of its butt-pushing action, and it turned out that it just wanted to poop!

But you are shitting, why do you have to pull your butt in my direction?

Could it be that doing this would make the daily exercise of pooping more pleasurable?

I frowned tightly, with a look of displeasure on my face, and put down the bread in my hand, staring closely at the mechanical bird poop that fell on Kailan's blue skirt.

Kailan was much calmer about the mechanical bird pooping than I was. She took a sip of water, then screwed on the lid, then took a bite of the bread, and then she slowly reached out her hand and pinched the piece. Put the freshly baked mechanical bird poop in front of your eyes and stare at it.

She looked so carefully and seriously that she almost had the mechanical bird poop on her face.

"I said...it's time to eat."

"Hmm" Kailan responded vaguely, then continued to turn around and look at the mechanical bird poop, without even thinking of it as excrement.

"Can you throw that thing away first?" My eyes trembled slightly and I said with disgust: "No matter how crystal clear it is, it can't escape the scope of 'shit'."

Kailan frowned: "Xiaoyi, can you not use such vulgar words to describe it?"

"Call it excrement?"

Kailan's eyebrows were raised, and he gave me two words very rudely: vulgar.

"Low, low, vulgar?"

I showed an expression of disbelief and said I was vulgar? Are you serious? Aren’t the things discharged from the excretion holes just ‘shit’ and ‘excrement’? Is it possible that there are other more elegant, more connotative, and more artistic titles?

This is too difficult!

Kailan ignored me, who was frantic, and didn't try to understand my feelings about to collapse. She still looked at the mechanical bird poop over and over again, as if appraising a businessman, tossing and turning over a priceless gem.

I really can't understand why a good girl would be so interested in bird poop. Is this a morbid psychology that has always been hidden in her subconscious?

Normally, the specific conditions are not met, so it has never been revealed. Today, all the conditions happened to be met, so the morbid psychology cannot be suppressed and breaks out?

If it was a morbid state of mind, it would be fine, but studying a morbid state of mind like shit? Isn’t it a bit too disgusting?

Think about what if one day, we gathered for a picnic, and while we were drinking and drinking, suddenly a lump of bird droppings fell from the sky and landed near Kailan. The environment at that time happened to meet all the needs of a morbid psychology, so she fell into a morbid state, and her face turned pale. Weirdly, he grabbed the bird poop with feverish eyes and started to play with it as if he were a rare treasure.

You can imagine how embarrassing and awkward that scene must be.

As soon as I covered my forehead, I collapsed and always felt that the future was dark.

"Xiaoyi!"

At this time, Kailan's voice rang in my ears. When I looked sideways, I suddenly realized that Kailan had sat next to me, holding the piece of bird poop in his delicate hands, and slowly came towards me.

Seeing this situation, I almost ran away.

But the next second, Kailan's words made me give up the urge to run away.

"Have you noticed that the shape of this small crystal is exactly the same as Daphne's small colorless crystal, and even the hardness is almost the same."

"Is this happening?"

I was startled when I heard this, pondered for a moment, suppressed my nausea, picked up the mechanical bird poop, put it in front of my eyes, and looked at it carefully.

If it is true as Kailan said, this bird poop is almost the same as the small colorless crystal in Daphne's warehouse.

"This thing actually has magic fluctuations?"

The voice of Odachi sounded in my mind, and my tone was slightly surprised.

"Could it be that the mechanical bird can transform bread into these small colorless crystals?"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but look at the mechanical bird again, which was still jumping around on Kailan's shoulder like an ordinary bird.

After thinking again and again, I took out a few pieces of bread from the bag, tore them into pieces, and handed them to the mechanical bird.

The mechanical bird tilted its head and looked at me for a moment, flew up and down again. A pair of delicate mechanical claws firmly grasped my middle finger, and stretched out its short and thin beak again and again, swallowing the palm of my hand. pieces of bread inside.

After eating everything, it flapped its wings and flew back to Kailan's shoulder, but this time, it did not expel the small colorless crystals.

"What's going on?" I asked puzzledly: "Does it mean that the quantity I paid for was not enough? But the bread cubes I fed it just now were several times the amount before!"

"You really only saw what's in front of you. Did you forget to consider the possibility that it might have eaten somewhere else before it flew here?" Odachi reminded me.

"Don't tell me, it's really possible. Hey, it's all my fault that I was too impatient and ignored this factor."

Just when I was blaming myself, Kailan also asked the same question: "Why doesn't it excrete small colorless crystals? Is it because the amount of bread it feeds is not enough?"

I told Kailan the hint that Odachi gave me. She also showed a surprised expression like me, and at the same time blamed herself: "Really, I would ignore this reason."

Although there is no more excretion, it still cannot offset Kailan and I’s curiosity about the mechanical bird.

If you take a closer look, you will find that this little guy is different from the ferocious birds and beasts that could be caught before. There are no abrupt numbers on its delicate body.

This does not mean that it does not have a place for the number to be engraved. You must know that the body of the mechanical viper, which is more slender and compact than it, can also find a place for engraving.

The only reason why it is not engraved with a number is that its inventor did not intend to do so.

At the same time, there is another possibility - it is a special existence.