Chapter 265 The Past Events of the Bureau! Bureau Chief: They Asked Me to Sign. I Thought I Was Getting My Pension!
"Hahaha! Isn't this wave just in the atmosphere?"
"Aren't our weather weapons deployed above the atmosphere!!"
"The one upstairs, let me correct you, is not a weather weapon, but a global climate management system."
"Haha! Yes, yes! It's the climate management system! Look at my memory!"
Netizens have already come up with a lot of tricks based on the bureau's answers.
At the same time, the director looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh twice, and then explained helplessly:
"Why doesn't everyone believe what I said?"
"When have I ever lied to everyone?"
"Right?"
"This is really not a weather weapon. Its full name is "Global Climate Detection Security System." If you say that, everyone understands it, right? "
The bureau representative once again explained it carefully to everyone in the live broadcast room.
"Our system is a weather system used to help improve the global climate and ensure the safety of life."
Netizens saw this and immediately began to express their opinions.
"Global climate detection security system? ×!"
"Global extreme climate combat meteorological weapons! √!"
"Hahahaha! It's clear!"
"After you explained it like this upstairs, it will be completely clear!"
at the same time.
On the other side of the ocean, Eagle Sauce, Exxonburg secret military base.
Black conference room.
"Global climate detection security system??"
"Can their position tell such nonsense?"
"Does this make us all blind?!"
When Wilder heard the other party explain that this was not a "weather weapon" but a "safety climate management" system, his eyes suddenly widened.
Next to him, Speaker Kensis and a group of Eagle Sauce researchers all nodded.
They are not stupid!
This is clearly a weather weapon!
However, since Xia Guo explained that it is a "global climate management system", then it is not easy for them to attack. After all, there is no way to define it as a "weapon".
But this weather management system can indeed be used as a weapon.
As for the concept of "weather weapon", there is no treaty to manage and restrict it. It is precisely because of this that Wilder and others are so eager to know whether this weather weapon was manufactured by Xia State.
And now.
It was clear that they had gotten the answer they least expected.
On the other side, in the official live broadcast room of the Bureau of War and Terrorism.
The bureau chief could only scratch his head as he looked at the heated discussions on the Internet, then cleared his throat and continued:
"Then, let me answer the second question for you."
"Regarding the wildfires in Australia and South Australia, our national team immediately started planning rescue operations after receiving their request for help."
"Obviously, the rescue went very well."
"And everyone is also very concerned about the method of extinguishing the fire this time. As everyone can see, the method of extinguishing the fire was adopted in the eye of an extremely cold storm."
"Because, according to our calculations at that time."
"If water is used to extinguish the fire, first of all, a small amount of water will only make the fire develop faster. To extinguish this super mountain fire that has reached Level 11, a huge amount of water is needed. Although we can Use the method of general rain.”
"Let it go out."
"But in that case, although the flames will be extinguished, at the same time, such a terrifying huge amount of water will cause extremely serious waterlogging in the land area below Australia and South Africa."
"So, our national team adopted the method of creating a super extreme cold cyclone storm this time to relieve the super bushfire crisis in Australia and South Africa."
"certainly."
"Don't worry too much. In the next one to two weeks, our national team will also use the global climate safety management system to lift the ice area there."
"There's not much loss."
When the bureau chief said this, he deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the words "global climate security management system".
After the bureau officer finished answering the questions.
Netizens also began to speak.
"Let me summarize for everyone the answer just given by the bureau chief."
"That is."
"The cross-continental super storm circle that appeared over Australia and South Africa was created by us!!"
"Hang!!!"
“So awesome!!!”
"You still say this is not a weather weapon? This is not a weather weapon. I will give you the special code and give it to you!!!"
"Fuck it guys! Here comes Ollie!!"
"A super cold cyclone spanning the entire continent! It's getting more and more magical every day! Our national team is too cruel!!"
"Wait for the third question!"
“Can we control climate on a global scale?”
"Good guy! If this is possible, doesn't it mean that... we can bring an Ice Age to the other side of the ocean anytime, anywhere?"
"Taka-chan:????"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Are you trying to scare them to death?"
The barrage on the Internet was also seen by people on Wilder's side.
When they saw this comment, all the members in the black conference room swallowed hard.
Because, it really works!
After all, they can directly and silently create a storm over Australia and South Australia, so why can't they create an identical, even more powerful one above our heads?
Thought of this.
The expressions on the faces of everyone present were so extreme that it was difficult to see them!
Because, this kind of weather weapon... with their current technological strength, there is no way to stop it! !
A deep sense of powerlessness suddenly filled everyone's hearts.
If other weapons are fine, then you just use weather weapons? How to stop this? How do you want us to play with this?
What a fool! !
How to defend against weather weapons?
Take a shower and go to sleep!
wipe!
The more Wild thought about it, the more angry he became.
At this time, in the live broadcast room of the official account of the Terrorism Bureau of Xia State, the bureau leader also began to answer the third question for everyone.
"This is the third question."
"Can global climate management be carried out..."
"Well, how do you put this?"
"Let me put it this way, after all, the earth is the home that we humans depend on for survival."
"The global climate management system developed by our national team can immediately and accurately control which areas have extreme weather."
"Then, we can respond immediately and carry out meteorological control over the area with extreme weather."
"In this way, the hidden danger of this extreme weather can be eliminated immediately."
"This is a good thing."
The director said with a smile.
After saying that, the barrage in the live broadcast room started rolling again!
"Hahaha! Well, this is a good thing! For our country, this is of course a good thing, but for some countries, this is really a bad thing!"
"Yingjiang: You might as well just call my name!"
"Pfft hahahaha!!"
"Let me summarize for you the answers to our bureau's live broadcast today, that is, first! Our country has created a weather weapon!"
"Second! We used weather weapons to create an extremely cold storm circle across the continent directly over Australia and South Africa!"
"Third! Our weather weapons! Can perform global strike missions!!"
"Hahaha! This sums it up perfectly!! Applause!!!"
"Snap, snap, snap!!!!"
"..."
And at the same time.
In the Taiping Sea Area Scientific Research Base, in the No. 1 Base Field.
【Ding! A large wave of shock points is detected! Start harvesting——】
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining technological shock points: 2.05 billion points! Start converting it into a technology reading point...]
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining technological shock points: 1.47 billion points! Start converting it into a technology reading point...]
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining technological shock points: 1.21 billion points! Start converting it into a technology reading point...]
【……】
At this moment, Lu Chen, who was in the base hall, was also watching the bureau's live broadcast room and watching the bureau's explanations.
Good guy!
Full of overpowering flavor!
Even Lu Chen couldn't help but clicked his tongue and said: "As expected of the bureau seat!!"
"This time, Zhan Hu really turned into fear of war." Even Mr. Ye on the side showed a smile that couldn't help but laugh.
Originally, he wanted to ask the bureau chief to come forward and explain that what we are developing is really not a "weather weapon", so that the whole world can rest assured.
result?
It seems that, after such a covert explanation from the bureau, good guys, now all the countries in the world know that we have the ability to carry out global weather strikes.
But that's not bad.
It’s time to knock the world out.
Not to mention, the next “dual-domain cruise” plan!
【Ding! A total of 5.52 billion technological shock points were obtained in this round! Start converting it into a technology reading point...]
【Ding! The host's current remaining technology reading points: 42 billion 90 million points! 】
Lu Chen looked at his current remaining technology reading points, and a long-lost smile appeared on his face, what a technology reading point! This thing is naturally Han Xin's order, the more the merrier!
Anyway, Lu Chen never has too much!
Besides, this is only over 40 billion!
It’s not more than 400 billion!
If you want to complete the overall great leap in science and technology, this little bit of technology is far from enough!
What's more, technology can't always be developed on the ground. The vast starry sky is the way forward!
The words “our journey is the stars and the sea” are definitely not empty words!
"Brother Lu! Mr. Ye! The special plane is ready."
At this time, outside the base, Zhang Heng quickly walked in, came to Lu Chen and Ye Lao, and said immediately.
"Well, okay." Mr. Ye and Lu Chen nodded.
Now that the matter here has come to an end.
Then, next we have to go to the "Epee Shipyard Technology Base" to review the manufacturing results of the "first batch of survey motherships"!
As the red transport plane slowly took off.
On the other side, the live broadcast on the bureau's side has basically completed the answers.
Afterwards, the bureau chief said with a smile: "Now that I have answered all the questions, I will close the live broadcast room."
"I also hope that everyone can pay more attention to Long Yang's news."
"If there is any other first-hand information, Longyang News will release it to you as soon as possible."
Just when the bureau was about to close the live broadcast room.
A netizen quickly posted a barrage:
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Seat!!"
"Wait a moment!!!!"
After the director saw this barrage, he was about to turn off the live broadcast. He paused and then asked: "This netizen, do you have any questions to ask?"
"I have one last question! A vital question!!"
This netizen quickly posted a barrage.
"what is the problem?"
The bureau seat is curious.
"Bureau chief, have you signed this round of weather weapons review?"
The netizen asked extremely seriously.
After he asked this question, the director fell silent.
All the online viewers in the live broadcast room were also silent.
After a long time.
"Pfft hahahaha!!! I thought our brother would ask some earth-shattering questions! But! He actually asked our bureau chief if he had signed on to this project?"
"Hahahaha! However, this question is quite earth-shattering!"
"Look, everyone in the bureau has been silenced!!
"Hahahaha! That's not the case! The director has thought about all the questions our brother would ask, but he didn't expect that this is the question he asked!"
"Secretary: I'm paralyzed!"
"Hahahahaha..."
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, the director could only smile bitterly, and then said extremely seriously: "No."
Netizen No. 1: “I believe it!”
Netizen No. 2: “I believe it too!”
Netizen No. 3: “Do you think I believe it or not?”
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
An uninformed netizen said: "What are you laughing at? Why can't I understand?"
An informed netizen said: "Come! Give this simple netizen a lesson!"
"I think back then, when a certain interview department interviewed our bureau chief, the bureau chief directly asked three questions about "I don't know". The bureau chief has three major 'don't know' techniques!"
"The difference is: I don't know this, I don't know that, I don't know anything."
"At the beginning, when we had been looking forward to the J-20 fighter jets, the bureau chief came out and tried his best to explain that there was no such thing as a J-20, it was just a J-10 modification!"
"But in the end, the interviewer asked our bureau chief, since you don't know anything, why does the J-20 acceptance document have the bureau chief's name on it."
"Our bureau chief said: I am just a retired old man. When they asked me to sign, I thought I was going to receive my pension."
"Pfft hahahaha!!"
"It's okay to receive a pension! Bureau boss! As expected of you!!"
At this moment, when the director saw his "past events" being mentioned, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Then, he spread his hands and smiled, "That's all I know."
"Okay, the notification is complete, let's start broadcasting."
After saying that, the director closed the live broadcast room.
If this continues, the netizens will expose me for being so old.
And the other side.
Lu Chen, Mr. Ye and others also began to slowly arrive at the epee shipyard base!
The first batch of super survey carriers is about to begin acceptance! !
…