Chapter 1: Being Cooked

Chapter 1: Being cooked!

Among the clues I have so far, the most direct one comes from the demon bandits, so this is the first stop. Following the map I got from the Fulcrum City Contact Station, I quickly found the camp hidden in the forest. Just as he was about to land, a javelin suddenly shot up from below. I ducked and grabbed the javelin. "Hey, fight after you see clearly!"

"Hey! It's the principal!" A monster with a tiger head kicked the little monster who threw the javelin. "Those two things on your face are buttholes? Principal, do you dare to throw them away?" Because I took guidance classes at the Bandit Academy, I am now called the principal by these monsters with a background in science.

I fell to the ground and handed the javelin back to the little monster. "Who is responsible?"

"It's me." The tiger-headed monster nodded and bowed in salute: "My name is Dahu, the battalion commander here. I was listening down below when the principal was in class."

"You said you were the battalion commander? I don't remember assigning you a regular army formation!"

"No." Dahu quickly explained: "I am the leader of this camp, so I am called the camp commander."

"How is the camp organized? Is it arranged casually?" I asked casually.

"No. The establishment of each camp is different. It usually includes a team of left-behind personnel, ranging from a dozen to three to five hundred. It mainly depends on the size of the camp. Ours is a large camp, with more than 480 left-behind personnel. Each camp also has an intelligence team, which is responsible for collecting intelligence on fat sheep to facilitate action. The intelligence team in our camp has thirty-seven people, and ordinary small camps only have a few people. Finally, there is the action team, which is responsible for taking action. Action The establishment of the teams is fixed, with a group of thirteen people, each with its own division of labor. The number of action teams varies depending on the size of the camp. We have more than 130 action teams here, and one or two teams are assigned to small businesses. , encountered a large group of people. Sometimes we had to contact the brother troops in nearby camps to eat underground. But that was big business. Except for things ordered to be intercepted by the superiors, we generally rarely accepted such large orders of business. "

"Very good. If you want to achieve scale, you must have a complete plan. Now it seems that your arrangements are good. How was the harvest during this period?"

When Dahu heard me ask about his harvest, he immediately showed off. "I'm not bragging. The locals have been tortured by us recently. Those guys were robbed more than ten times in a row before they were sure it was not an accident. After that, they mobilized all the guards from the city to go up the mountain. Looking for us, we notified a dozen nearby camps to attack their city. We took the guards to drill into the ravine and climb the hillside. They were exhausted from the tossing. After receiving the signal from the city asking for help, they started to rush back. As a result, we waited Teams from other camps over there not only looted the city, but also ate up the guard team." As he spoke, Dahu pointed to the strange hat inlaid with gems on his head. "This gem was found in that city. It's really enjoyable."

It can be said that the monsters were trained and sent to us, but they are not our subordinates. The monsters only have a cooperative relationship with us. Our guild will provide them with some intelligence and various special supplies, as well as other material support. In return, they need to complete the interception tasks assigned by us quantitatively. Of course, we will arrange tasks according to the strength of the monsters and will not let them die. In addition, all the supplies they looted. Including the items grabbed in the quantitative tasks, the bank will pay for them. This is good for both of us. The materials we bought from the monsters are more than half the price on the market, and the monsters get a lot of money. They can buy what they need. In fact, most of the money was spent by monsters on luxury goods produced by the guild, so the money did not actually leave the pockets of our guild. The worst thing is the rb people, because the monsters and the advantages we took were all taken from them.

After listening to the report, I asked Dahu: "You should have been notified before I came, right?"

"Yes, I have received it before. Does the principal want to go and do something now?"

"Yes, this matter is urgent."

"Then I'll go and call Pathfinder."

After a while, Dahu came over with a guy nearly two meters tall and ugly. This guy was shirtless and had a rag around his waist. Although he is dressed like a poor farmer in the old society, no one would think so when seeing his appearance. There's nothing decorous about this guy's face. There are no scars or pockmarks. The reason why he is ugly is entirely because of his fleshy face. In addition to this ugly face, his figure is also too aggressive, and his muscles seem to be made up of muscle groups. If there is such a person in reality, others will definitely walk around him when walking on the road.

"Is this the spy who discovered the target?" I asked Dahu in disbelief.

The strong man suddenly laughed, but his voice was extremely soft. Like a little girl acting coquettishly. "Principal, don't judge a book by its cover!"

Dahu turned around and vomited for a long time. Then he turned around and wiped his mouth, and explained to me, who was turning green, "Shi Niu was made from rocks. Although she looks like this, she is still a girl. Principal, just get used to it." "

I stared at Dahu with a livid face: "Then you are still vomiting?"

"I have made progress. The first dozen times I vomited until I fainted. Now when she says a word, I only need to vomit once or twice and it's almost... vomit!" Dahu said and suddenly couldn't help it. He turned around and vomited again, and then turned back and said, "Principal, will you follow Shi Niu to find clues?" I was about to reply, but when I opened my mouth, I felt sick in my stomach, and all the yellow water in my mouth vomited on Dahu. Dahu didn't mean to be unhappy at all, but instead extended a thumbs up. "The principal is really not what we ordinary people can compare to. The first time I saw Shi Niu, she only spit out one mouthful. I admire her, I admire her!"

"What...!" I quickly wiped my mouth. "Doesn't anyone know the location?"

Just as Shi Niu opened her mouth to explain, Dahu and I reacted quickly and waved our hands to her at the same time: "Wait a minute, let Dahu answer!" Good guy, if she opens her mouth again, I will have to spit out my overnight meal!

Dahu said to me: "Actually, it's not that no one knows, but that the other party has moved to a heavily guarded place. It's not easy for other monsters to sneak in there, let alone the principal."

I pointed at Shi Niu. "She can get in like this. How come you still can't get in?"

Dahu did not explain, but directly said to Shi Niu: "Show it to the principal."

Shi Niu nodded, then suddenly squatted down. In an instant, Shi Niu disappeared, but a stone as big as a watermelon appeared on the ground. No need to explain now, she is indeed very suitable for penetration. A stone hidden on the side of the road is almost the most easily overlooked thing.

After seeing Shi Niu's transformation, Dahu said: "Actually, we fairies know the art of transformation, but there are many local monsters in that place, and many of them can sense the monster energy emitted by other fairies. , so we can’t get in. Shi Niu is a stone spirit. She belongs to the earth vein, and the evil spirit is not heavy and is not easy to be discovered. "

"Then lead the way."

Shi Niu is a stone spirit, a type of stone giant in Europe. It is understandable that she looks like a male or female, but her voice matches this image and the vomiting effect is too obvious. I really can't stand her voice, so I just asked her to give it to me. When he got to that stronghold, he sent her back. I have seen the image of the target person in Essinger. Once you know the place, you don’t need a guide.

To be honest, this place looked more and more familiar to me. It wasn’t until I saw that particularly eye-catching card gallery that I remembered where I had seen it before. Damn, isn’t this the Yasukuni Shrine? Little rb is really tenacious. He was able to rebuild it after it was completely destroyed by me last time.

"Who is it, come out quickly. I saw you, don't run away." A voice suddenly shouted, startling me. Could it be that without training for a long time, my level of stealing chickens and petting dogs has dropped? Or maybe Xiaorb’s anti-theft awareness has improved? How come it was discovered so quickly?

Just when I was about to run away. A figure suddenly flew up from a pile of weeds not far from me. This man moved very quickly and was on top of the archway in one go. Two people also flew out from the long steps of the card gallery opposite. As soon as the three of them came into contact, they separated immediately and ran away in three directions. From my side, I can see that they seemed to exchange something before they separated.

The Yasukuni Shrine immediately became lively, and a large number of people rushed out. Finding that the enemy troops were divided into three groups, they also divided into three groups and chased them out.

Go chase them all, it’s better if there’s no one at the shrine. Taking advantage of the chaos is the most convenient way. I'm really lucky today. I left the grass where I was hiding and ran to the archway to stand invisibly. The Yasukuni Shrine is actually built on a hill. The foot of the hill is surrounded by a wall and there is a gate on the front. Behind the gate is a long staircase that leads to the real main part of the Yasukuni Shrine on the top of the mountain. There is an archway at intervals on this long step, so it is called the Staircase Archway. I observed the environment at the front of the archway and made sure that the guards had chased them out before I stepped onto the steps of the archway. Except for this staircase corridor, the hills are covered with trees. Ordinarily the only way to go up is through the woods. But I knew it was a trap. The trees in the forest are all derived from the power of the Yasukuni Shrine, and they are the eyes and ears of the shrine. Not to mention walking through the forest, even if you go over and 'touch' the leaves, you will immediately attract a large number of guards.

The last time I went to the Yasukuni Shrine, I was fucked badly by the goblins on the edge of the pavilion. This time I had experience and didn’t touch those things at all. I just went all the way up and reached the top of the mountain in no time. The situation here is not as cold as down the mountain. There is a huge building complex on the top of the mountain, and there is a square in the center. At this time, the square was very lively. Hundreds of people gathered here, and it seemed that some kind of ceremony was being held. Most of the nearby guards had apparently gone after the three men, and the remaining few were all staring intently at the incense burner-like thing in the center of the square.

While no one was paying attention, I quickly approached the building, and finally jumped onto the third floor of a tower. Lie on the tiles here and activate the invisibility technique. You can clearly hear the conversations of the people on the scene here. A man in a strange robe was desperately dancing a strange dance in front of the incense burner. About ten minutes later, the voice suddenly shouted to the incense burner: "Great divine wind, please blow around the purple sun and send him to us!"

Huh? Why did you mention my name? When I was confused, a whirlwind suddenly appeared around me, and it became stronger and stronger. If no one pays attention to such a big movement, then these must be dead people. Everyone in the audience looked at the whirlwind blowing on the tower with surprised faces. What they just used should be some kind of magic, and listening to the last words of the leading mage, it seemed that the function of this ritual was to bring me to the scene. Of course the rb people knew the effect of this magic, but they didn't expect that I was behind them.

Now that it's been discovered, there's no point in hiding it. I wanted to leave immediately, but the cyclone was getting faster and faster, and it was moving with me, making it impossible to escape. The pressure under my feet became less and less, and I was gradually carried into the sky by the whirlwind. What on earth do these Japanese devils want to do?

Although there was a short period of confusion, those Japanese people all laughed when they saw me being swept into the air by the whirlwind. A guy wearing an ancient armor said something to a woman next to him, and everyone around him laughed. I was blown all over the sky in the whirlwind, and I couldn't hear what they were saying.

"Let you laugh." I raised my hand, and the head of a dragon tendon shot straight out, but it failed to hit the target due to the interference of the whirlwind.

The mage who presided over the ceremony suddenly took out a staff and a book, then opened the book and started reading. The armored man who just spoke to the woman next to him suddenly reacted and started scolding the people around him. A large group of Japanese people poured some water and many strange things into the big incense burner as the man shouted. Looking at this posture, why do you think they want to cook?

Just after those people finished, the mage suddenly ended the spell and pointed to the big incense burner. The whirlwind around me suddenly accelerated and took me out of the air, then threw me head and feet towards the big incense burner. Although I tried hard, it didn't work.

With a crash, I was thrown into the big incense burner, causing a large splash of water. Before I could get up, a huge lid suddenly fell down on my head. Damn it, what kind of incense burner is this? Is this purely an alchemy furnace? But it’s not right! What do they want by leaving me here? Are you planning to use me to make elixirs? I'm not Sun Wukong!