Chapter 345: It’s Really a Cheating Equipment
"Let me try it." Although Hades and the others sounded very dangerous, since this thing is such a powerful artifact, it would be a pity not to use it. Besides, I am a player, so I have to look at this issue from a game perspective.
If the game we are in is reality, then after Hades and the others warned me like that, I will definitely never touch this thing again, because that is reality, a reality more cruel than anything else. Any misfortune or luck, Once it happens it is impossible to change. And, crucially, there is no fairness in reality. In the game, some people may be strong and some may be weak, some may be lucky and some may be unlucky, but that is just your illusion. A powerful game system is actually fair to every player. It will give everyone the same opportunity, but some people have super abilities and seize opportunities when they arise, so they become the lucky ones, while some people They are relatively ordinary, or simply useless. They watch opportunities passing by without being able to capture them, or they simply don't notice that it is an opportunity, so these people become the unlucky ones.
Therefore, the lucky and unlucky people in the game are actually just everyone's illusion. In front of the system, every player has the same opportunities. The real difference between me and those people who work hard to level up but are still low in strength is that I passed most of the tests the system gave me perfectly, while those people failed the test or simply gave up because they felt they couldn't complete it. Opportunities, so the results we get vary wildly.
In reality, this kind of in-game fairness does not exist. The game system will give every player a fair chance. As long as you have the courage to face it and really have the strength to pass the test, you will gradually become stronger and continue to receive further tests. As long as you can complete it perfectly every time After the test, you will become the best among people and become a real master, master, master. However, in reality there is no such thing as a game system to give you a fair chance. Although most people's luck is actually relatively average. But in reality, there are indeed such things as super lucky people and invincible unlucky people. Even if we do not take into account the differences in status and opportunities brought about by family conditions at birth, even if two people have exactly the same basic conditions, their different luck will bring completely different results. Some people obviously have outstanding abilities, but they are extremely unlucky. They make mistakes and fail in whatever they do, and every time it is not their own fault. There are also people whose abilities are obviously average. If you look at an ordinary person, he would just be a small bourgeois person waiting to die, but he is born with good luck. I can always get some free rides, and what I hope to do can always get some help from outside inexplicably, and then I will succeed inexplicably. This is luck in reality. There is no fairness at all. If you are unlucky, you are unlucky. Even if you are rich and you are born to be the best among people, it is normal for your family to be ruined in a matter of minutes if you are unlucky. On the contrary, even if you are still sleeping on the street today without any relatives or friends. , tomorrow suddenly a billionaire-level biological father and mother will pop up out of nowhere. It is normal to rise from hell to heaven in an instant.
Although the above is just an extreme manifestation of personal luck in reality, you cannot deny that this situation can indeed happen in reality. But in the game, this kind of thing will never happen. Any player, if you think you are lucky, it must be that you have completed the test given by some system and performed well. You think you are lucky and discovered the benefits. In fact, it is a system reward, but it is more obscure. As for if you feel that you are unlucky, it goes without saying that you must have performed poorly in a test given by a certain system and were punished.
Of course, what I said above is just about the impact of the game system on players. If it is the influence of one player on another player, then it has nothing to do with the system.
It is precisely because I know that the game system will not make a player's combat effectiveness suddenly disappear for no reason, but will only punish someone when he fails the test, that I dare to insist on using this item.
Even though what Hades said is so terrifying, it is still a prop set by the system. It is not an attack weapon brought by the player, but a prop created by the system. Therefore, if this thing will hurt me as soon as it comes up, it will violate the principle of fairness and justice of the system, so I am sure that this thing will never cheat me right away. The greatest possibility is that using this thing will force me into some kind of task, and as long as I complete this task perfectly, then this little naughty old handkerchief will not cause me any losses, and according to system convention, Not only can it not hurt me, but it should bring me some benefits. This is consistent with the consistent style of the system.
Because I knew that this thing would not cause harm to me for no reason, I finally insisted on using this thing despite repeated warnings from Hades and the others.
Hades and the others were only fulfilling their obligations by preventing me from using the little naughty handkerchief. Judging from the situation of the guild, they had no way to really influence my decision, so they could only do it after their persuasion failed. He reluctantly agreed to let me try this thing and told me how to use it.
The Little Naughty Handkerchief is not an offensive weapon, nor is it a defensive equipment. Although to a certain extent, the Little Naughty Handkerchief does have a similar effect as a defensive equipment, but that is not its original function. Because it is not an offensive weapon or defensive equipment, the way of using the little naughty handkerchief is very different from normal weapons or armors.
It is very simple to use this thing. The method is to fold this handkerchief, which is almost the size of a large silk scarf, into a triangle and cover your face like a masked robber game between children. Be sure to cover your mouth and nose. Only in this way can this thing take effect.
Although this method is very simple, when Hades and the others warned me to be careful while putting that thing on me, I didn't feel nervous at all. On the contrary, I wanted to laugh.
Hades looked at me in surprise and asked: "President, why are you laughing? We are not joking with you. This thing is really dangerous!"
Originally it was okay if Hades didn't say it, but when he said it, I couldn't control my laughter at all. "Sorry, sorry, I wasn't laughing at this little naughty old handkerchief, but I suddenly thought of what you said before that Zeus used this thing. But when I think of Zeus wrapping himself up like a masked snitch, I just can't help it. Got it!"
Hades was stunned for a moment after hearing what I said, and then the corners of his mouth began to twitch. Finally, Aphrodite next to him couldn't help laughing, and then all the gods from the Olympus clan in the room turned around. We all laughed together, but unfortunately, those gods who were not from Olympus did not understand the meaning of the joke at all, and could only watch in embarrassment as a large group of us laughed so hard that we almost rolled on the floor. .
"Hahahaha... It really made me laugh to death!" Hades laughed and stretched out a hand to put on my shoulder with difficulty, and then said intermittently while laughing: "Hahahaha, President... Hahahaha then. The thing...hahahaha has started...haha...to take effect....Haha...we...laugh...hahaha...can't control it! Hahahaha..."
I didn't pay attention until Hades said it, but now I was suddenly stunned when I heard his words, and then I realized that I was the same, and I really couldn't stop laughing. Hades and the others just said that this thing was a scam, but they didn’t expect it to be this deceptive! It even has the effect of making people laugh wildly. If we can’t stop, won’t we all laugh to death? Isn't this too cruel?
"Hahahaha... me too... I hahahaha... I can't control it either... haha... help, haha... really stop... hahahaha... I can't stop!"
"President, you are not really controlled by that naughty old handkerchief, are you?" The other Chaos and Order gods who had been expressionless before because they couldn't understand the joke all gathered around this time. Vina came directly over and used a reduction spell on me, which turned out to be completely ineffective. I still couldn't control my laughter, because I was laughing so hard that I even started to feel hypoxic. I really didn’t expect that this little naughty old handkerchief was so powerful and gave us such a big surprise right away. However... this thing still did not exceed my guess. Although it made us laugh wildly, this thing did not really cause us any substantial damage, at least not yet. If you keep laughing like this, you will indeed laugh to death sooner or later, but I think this is actually a test. It actually takes a long time to be laughed to death, so we can also use this time to find ways to solve this problem, and As long as we can complete this task perfectly, it is equivalent to completing the system test. Therefore, we are not harmed by this naughty old handkerchief, we are just entering a new test.
Amid the inquiries from the Chaos and Order Gods who were not laughing around me, I laughed and said to Vina: "We just...hahahaha...we were...hahahaha...affected by that thing. ...ha Haha...you have to find a way to let us regain control of our bodies!"
"This method is simple." After hearing what I said, Wei Na immediately threw a soul cutter on my body without hesitation. A tearing pain was instantly transmitted to my body, but the pain came and went quickly. . The feeling disappeared in an instant, along with my laughing-hard syndrome.
"How did you do that?" I asked in surprise, looking at Vina who looked indifferent and seemed to have done nothing. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)