Chapter 2 Kill the Buddha!
I counted on my fingers: "1. The demon now has powerful members like the Great Wheel Pluto; 2. The demon has always hoped to obtain a status beyond the heaven; 3. The demon is gathering troops; 4. The demon cannot be with you. Joint operations. With these four points, what do you think they are planning?"
Erlang Shen and Jiji Xingjun looked at each other, and then asked: "So we can't fight the battle against Buddhism?"
"It's not up to us to fight or not. The Jade Emperor can't say anything about it anyway. Besides, this opportunity is indeed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so we have to fight. Just pay attention to the protection of the rear and don't do it too much. Passive, at least keep more reserves, and protect important places to avoid unnecessary losses."
"Okay, I'll report to the Jade Emperor right away." Mr. Polar Star took out a piece of paper crane folded with his fingers and threw it into the sky. The paper crane immediately flew up and disappeared into the distant sky.
Watching the paper crane fly away, I said to Erlang Shen and Polar Star Lord: "I came to you two not just for the sake of demons."
"I know that you are a person who can't afford to do anything early. Tell me, what do you need our help with?"
I smiled and said to Erlang Shen: "Actually, it's not a big deal. I just hope that you two can command the heavenly soldiers to save us some benefits after the battle begins."
"benefit?"
"It's human life." I said directly: "You also know that we adventurers practice differently from you. The benefits gained from killing the enemy are very great for us, so I hope that the heavenly soldiers can seriously injure the enemy during the battle. , just wait and let my people finish it off." Although the experience value in "Zero" is calculated based on the percentage of effective damage, there are also many rewards for the last blow, so the last one to destroy the enemy Local people can get quite a lot of experience points. However, these NPCs cannot gain experience, so let them kill enemies. Might as well leave the final blow to us.
Erlangshen thought for a while and agreed. It's not a big deal anyway, and you can still show your kindness to me. Why not?
After getting the consent of Erlang Shen and Polar Star Lord, I left the cloud. Anyway, I had nothing to do here. There is chaos in Xiuyuan City below, and those Buddhist players are tearing down houses and smashing things. According to their thinking, Xiuyuan City will no longer belong to them immediately, so they can take away or sell whatever land they can move. Anything that cannot be taken away will be dismantled or burned. It cannot be left to us anyway.
I flew to the top of Xiuyuan City and watched with interest the Buddhist people working hard, with a proud smile on my lips. Because I flew very low, some Buddhist people saw me. A player pointed at me and shouted: "Humph! We won't leave anything to you, and it's useless for you to look at it."
I spread my hands with a faint smile on my lips. "Don't worry about me, you can do whatever you want."
"Aren't you angry?" Those people stopped in surprise when they noticed my strange expression.
"Angry? Why should I be angry?"
"Aren't you angry that we smashed your things?"
I deliberately looked confused and asked them: "Anyway, the system will fix it for me in a while, and I have no loss. Why should I be angry?"
"Will the system repair itself?" A player shouted: "Don't be kidding, this system costs money to do anything, how can it help you repair the city for free? You just want to stop us from smashing your things."
"Then you go on, I don't care." In fact, I almost laughed out loud. The landlord system of "Zero" is a simplified version of "Nuwa", and its functions are still very powerful. In front of the powerful artificial intelligence of the main system. Exploiting loopholes is not that easy. For example, others have already thought of the current behavior of deliberately destroying things lost in the agreement. Therefore, the system has also made compensation for this situation, that is, the transaction items in this agreement have a protection function within three hours after the transaction takes effect, and anything that is smashed will be automatically repaired. certainly. This restoration is indeed not free. "Zero" is a financial bomb. How can there be a free lunch? The repair cost is indeed not paid by me, but by whoever damaged it. When the balance of the saboteur's account is insufficient, the system will automatically start a random auction of his equipment. If all the equipment is sold out and you continue to smash it, your experience points will start to be deducted, and the deduction will be very severe. If you can't smash a few items, you will return. It’s novice village.
These idiots below obviously don't know this setting exists. And they don't seem to pay attention to their own accounts. After all, the funds in the game do not belong to combat data, so they will not be displayed unless they specifically check it. But I figured someone would notice something was wrong after a while.
Sure enough, before I had laughed enough, I heard a surprised cry from below. "Huh? Where did my helmet go?" A player who was helping Buddhists was looking for his helmet everywhere. It was obvious that his account had been depleted and the system was selling his equipment.
Before the sound on this side finished, someone shouted again on the other side. "Oh my god! My Wind-Breaking Sword! Where is my Wind-Breaking Sword? That is Holy Spirit equipment!"
The city instantly became chaotic. People's things kept disappearing, and some people even started to lose second items. Only then did those people react and start checking the data. As a result, I found that my money had become zero. Moreover, a lot of inconspicuous equipment on his body has been lost.
Seeing those people below in a mess, I couldn't stop laughing in the sky. There are not just one or two people like them who want to take advantage of the system but are tricked by the system. I've seen plenty before. The guys below suddenly remembered that I was still in the sky, and someone immediately pointed at me angrily and asked, "Did you steal our equipment?"
"Haha! You bunch of idiots, let's take a look at your system information records!"
After listening to my words, those guys started to check the information records together, because most of them were useless information, and 99% of the players had set the status not to be displayed, so no one knew anything happened. When they checked the information, they immediately became angry, but the fire returned to fire, but no one knew who to direct their anger at. Smashing things is their own smart behavior, and I didn't ask them to smash things. The system's response methods can be seen in the forum and system help, and there are warnings when things happen. You can't blame others if you turned off the information display and didn't read it.
Although they themselves are unreasonable, human beings are always unreasonable. Interest is the reason. Those who do not agree with my interests are unreasonable. Based on this point of view, the guys below began to denounce me one by one, simply saying that I knew there was such a rule early in the morning but did not tell them, and as a result, they suffered heavy losses. As for their own unreasonable behavior, they have collectively chosen to forget it.
I just smiled at their insults and was not angry. I didn’t even scold them. Since the last time I quarreled with General Wu at the base and announced that the dragon race has officially become a race, I feel that I have become very weak on many things. Maybe it's because the dragons' overly developed intelligence and physical fitness far exceed that of humans. In my opinion, humans are almost the same as ants, so I won't care about anything with them. Pastors in the church often say that God loves the world. Those gods probably have the same thoughts as me! However, our tolerance is limited to general aspects. On the issue of interests, I will not care about the life and death of human beings. After all, we are no longer a member of the human race.
The people below were scolding vigorously, but I smiled and reminded: "The one-hour limit is coming soon. Forced teleportation also costs money. Don't you want to lose one or two pieces of equipment?"
After my words, the people below immediately regained their composure, and ran out of the city one by one while scolding me. If they didn't run, their money would be deducted again. Many people have already started dropping equipment. If you deduct more money, more equipment will definitely drop.
Under my deliberate stimulation, the city was quickly evacuated, and I took all my people into the city. The furnishings and buildings in the city were automatically repaired after we entered, but I did not intend to occupy this city for a long time. The geographical location of this Xiuyuan City is of little significance to our guild, and the scale and architectural style of the city are difficult for an international guild like ours to accept. I plan to sell it to other guilds after the battle, but I won’t want it anyway.
After a night of preparation, everyone managed to assemble the troops, but due to the rush of time, it still felt a bit messy. Although they wanted to wait a little longer for the troops to be ready to go out to fight, the warring mood between the two sides was no longer stable, and small-scale conflicts broke out from time to time between personnel from both sides. I can't suppress it even if I want to!
Early in the morning, I was discussing the specific battle arrangements with Ying, when suddenly I heard a burst of bells coming from the mountain, accompanied by Miao Miao Sanskrit sounds. "Are they planning to strike first?" Eagle asked me, looking at the mountain.
"The devil knows." I looked at the heavenly soldiers in the clouds. "If the top doesn't move, we won't move. Anyway, without the support of the heavenly soldiers, if we rush up, we will die."
Eagle asked me worriedly: "What if this is a large-scale spell that is being prepared?"
"Then don't worry." He just pointed at Yunshang. "Heaven has a spell blocker. If it really attacks the 'sex' spell, they can react faster than us."
"Okay, I'll ask everyone to hold back and not take action."
"Wait a minute." I grabbed the eagle who was about to deliver the order. "There is movement above. Let everyone prepare first. There may be a fight. I'll go up first to check the situation." After saying that, I took the lead and took off.
Three Buddhas flew out of the virtual space on the top of Wutai Mountain. Erlang Shen and Polar Star Lord also flew out from the clouds here, and I quickly followed from below. Joined them. The two sides came close to a distance of only ten meters and stopped. The Buddha on the opposite side first raised one hand in front of his chest and made a bow. "My heavenly generals, what do you want to do by leading troops to surround our sacred mountain for no reason today?"
Erlangshen chuckled. "Wallace, please stop talking to us. We know your situation, and you also know what we are here for. There is no point in being polite."
"Alas... I, the Buddha, am merciful! I don't want you to be in the immortal class, but you still can't quench human desires. How pitiful!"
Wallace Raffles said it nicely, but he was actually scolding the gods in heaven for not forgetting the evil in the human world after becoming immortals. In fact, when did they themselves forget **? What kind of Buddhism can be developed without ***? Wanting to promote Buddhism is a kind of desire in itself, and it can also be classified as the desire for career, which is one of the main desires that all humans have.
After hearing what Wallace said, Mr. Polaris immediately said: "Stop talking about those useless things, Wallace. Things will definitely not be good today. If you are sensible and know how to advance and retreat, you can simply surrender and it will save you money." We take the trouble.”
I really didn’t expect Mr. Polaris to have such a tough attitude. I had never seen it before. This old boy has quite a temper.
Another Buddha next to Robert Wallace said very angrily: "Although I am a compassionate Buddha, I am not easy to bully. Lead your troops to retreat quickly, otherwise don't blame me, the Dharma Protector, for being unkind."
Gutuo? Are these two the kind of Buddhas who specialize in fighting? I couldn't help but take a closer look at these two guys. The inspection results showed that there is no difference between them and other Buddhas at all. The costumes of these Buddhas are almost the same style. Even if there is a difference, it is not too big. I can't tell it anyway. Plus, these guys have unified distribution. It's the kind of release that's packed with stuff. As for their facial features, apart from their rounder faces, they don’t have any extra features.
"What's wrong with Gutuo?" Erlang Shen said proudly: "I, the Heavenly Court, are not like your Buddhists who pretend to be kind all the time. We are just the strength that we fight openly and honestly. You Gutuo are just Buddhas who are good at fighting. My eight hundred thousand heavenly soldiers It’s not just to look good.”
Neither party had any intention of continuing the conversation, and their tone became more and more irritating. This hopeless conversation soon entered an irreconcilable state. Wallace, who took the lead, was the first to strike. Unexpectedly, Erlang Shen was already prepared and started fighting with him immediately. Mr. Polar Star and I both took action when we saw Erlang Shen. Nothing more to say. I threw something like a flashlight out casually, and then rushed towards one of the tutu.
The thing I threw out turned around a few times and suddenly shot up with a sharp whistle, and then exploded into a huge thorny rose image high in the sky. This thing was developed by the guild's blasting expert Crystal Chocolate. It is said that she made it after watching an old movie called Shanghai on the Beach. Anyway, this thing is very convenient to call brothers.
The signal blasted. Immediately there was a cry of killing from below, and the heavenly soldiers also started to move, and the pace was very well coordinated.
Don't worry, little brothers, I just have to concentrate on dealing with this Gutuo in front of me now. They specialize in fighting Buddhas. He is still very powerful in combat. I am no match for him in a head-to-head fight based on damage output alone, but I have no intention of fighting him.
"Little Dragon Girl, set up the formation." The night time has passed and the magic pet has cooled down. Now I am level 999, and my strength is full. No matter how powerful Gutuo is, it will only be level 2,000. I have heaven to help me. Special skills and medicines to combat Buddhist magic. This gap is not insurmountable.
I don’t know how many times I had sex with Tian Zhao when we were in RB. Our demon pets are already very familiar with this kind of thing where there are many people bullying others and there are few people. There is absolutely no need to worry about cooperation. As soon as the little dragon girl left the Fenglong space, she threw a bunch of magic spells at the Gutuo. The last one was a golden light magic circle. This thing was modified using the skill brought back from the heaven. It is said to be specially designed to restrain Buddhist magic power. .
A golden ball of light suddenly lit up next to the Gutuo, and all the spells cast by Xiao Longnu were blocked. However, when the magic circle finally hit the protective shield, it was like cold water pouring into the boiling oil. With a bang, the two things exploded together.
Xiao Longnu said happily: "The thing given by Heavenly Court is indeed designed to overcome Buddhist magic power. I didn't expect the effect to be so good."
The Gutuo didn't expect that his invincible defense status could be easily knocked out, so he quickly retreated. But he suddenly felt that there was danger behind him. He turned around suddenly and saw a large ball of flames rushing towards him. He was so frightened that he quickly dropped down. The lucky dragon flame flew past his head, but a flame below accurately covered the Gutuo. Soon a fireman flew out of the flames, but his clothes had been burned through in several places, and his face was blackened.
The dragon's dragon flames are of different types from the eastern flame spells, so it has no special restraint effect on Buddhists and immortals, nor is it completely ineffective. At least this Gutuo was obviously burned.
"Despicable, there are so many...!" He wanted to scold me, but before he could finish his words, he was wrapped in another ball of flames, forcing him to shut up and concentrate on defense.
Everett chased Gutuo with a billowing heat wave and slashed at him. Although this Gutuo's flame resistance was pretty good, it couldn't withstand the continuous high temperature! Everett's combat effectiveness is actually not very high, but his actual combat effectiveness is better than many of my demon pets. This is entirely due to his high temperature. Imagine if you were to fight with a kindergarten kid whose whole body was exuding thousands of degrees of heat. Do you think you had any hope of winning? This is the case with Everett. His fighting skills are actually very average, but his temperature is too high and no one dares to stay around him for a long time. Therefore, many of his tricks cannot be used. Many masters who are forced to perform abnormally . The same goes for this Gutuo now, being chased by Everett and flying all over the sky, unable to get close at all.
"It's ready this way." Amynis suddenly appeared in the air and then moved away. Behind her were Ling and Xiaochun standing side by side. At this time, the spells of the two of them were completed.
Everett, who was chasing vigorously, suddenly disappeared on the spot. Two light balls, one black and one white, separated from Ling and Xiaochun's staffs. They first gathered together, and then turned into a black and white ball of light, spinning at high speed. He rushed towards Gutuo.
A golden light shield suddenly appeared next to Gu Tuo, and then he began to take a defensive posture. Wallace, who was having a heated fight with Erlangshen, took the time to shout to the side: "Don't take it, you can't stop that move." After shouting this, Wallace was distracted and was hit by Erlangshen's three-pointed blow. The two-edged knife made a big gash.
Although Gu Tuo, who was about to take the attack, heard the reminder, it was too late to dodge. The ball of light hit the golden light shield, then penetrated as if through a layer of tissue paper, and directly hit the palm of the Gutuo. A bright line appeared between the sky and the earth, and then a dazzling ball of light shone at the middle point of the bright line. At that moment, the surrounding area became completely white, and even the sun was outshone. The sound of the explosion and the shock wave arrived after the light, and everyone present was blown away by the shock wave. However, Erlang Shen and Polar Star Lord were both masters, and the remaining two Buddhas on the opposite side were not easy either. After all, we put the things here ourselves. We were prepared in advance and didn't hurt ourselves.
The explosion in the sky spread rapidly, and a light blue light mask rippled away from the explosion circle. It first hit the mountain on the ground, and then it was like a mountain pressing down, where the light mask came into contact. When the ground hit the ground, all the big trees fell to the ground as if they were crushed. Even Xiuyuan City, which was far away, was also affected. Several houses fell down. Fortunately, it was far away and the entire city was not flattened. Otherwise, the whole city was not flattened. There is nothing left to sell.
The power of the explosion was slightly beyond expectations, and Ling and Xiaochun themselves were frightened. They had only used this black-and-white hybrid technique three times before, and almost every time they had defeated boss-level masters, but we overlooked a problem. We were not at a high level when we used this trick before, but it is different now. Our level has increased, and so has the power of our spells. What's more, the power of Ling and Xiaochun's moves is not the sum of their separate powers, but multiplication. Therefore, every time the two increase their power, the final total power will double. Calculated in proportion, the current explosion The power is at least hundreds of times greater than before. No wonder it is so terrifying.
The Fenglong space has been opened, and Amynis flew in while carrying Ling and Xiaochun. The move just now is indeed powerful enough, but its shortcomings are also obvious. If the enemy does not die, you will die. This move drained both of their mana in one breath, and now they couldn't even maintain flight.
Everyone in the sky was stunned, and it took Erlangshen nearly ten seconds to react. "Well done Ziri, I didn't expect you to get the top prize today."
The Gutuo who fought with us just now has been bombarded to the point where there is nothing left. Now the Buddha and I have a complete blood feud! But I'm not afraid. Anyway, I have my back against a big tree so I can enjoy the shade. I have heaven covering me, so I'm afraid of him.