Chapter 1012 Typical Standing and Talking without Back Pain

Although the system knows a lot of things, and it comes from the realm of the gods, it knows almost everything about things in the realm of the gods, but because the way of heaven is everywhere.

Song Qingwan and the others did not immediately let the system reveal all the memories of Lu Junhan.

Only one key question was asked first—

In this world, apart from Lu Junhan and Lu Li, how many immortals have been reincarnated?

The system returned: a lot.

Q: How many are there in Haicheng?

The system still returns: a lot.

Q: How many people are in the Lu family?

The system replies: more than five.

When asked here, Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong were already shocked.

Then, they asked one last question:

How could Lu Junhan return to the God Realm after the calamity?

The system only returned one word: death.

For a moment, the whole place was quiet.

...

Ever since I learned that the Lu family has a very beautiful and lovely teacher.

Qu Sinian and the others didn't say a word. Every day after school, they sent Qu Qianqian and the others to Lu's house to finish their homework, and then brought them back.

Of course, they don't care how cute the teacher is, how beautiful they are, or even whether the teacher is a person or not.

What they care about is whether the little guy can finish his homework and whether it will torture them when he comes back.

So, just like this, the system, as a tutor, is in dire straits every day.

To the system's delight, Lu Junhan was punished just a few days after its life was worse than death.

Still a very serious retribution.

"Dad, the teacher said that we are going to go outside for spring play next week, and everyone has to pay 500 yuan."

On this day, Xiao Luli came home from kindergarten and ran straight to Lu Junhan on the sofa.

Without any hesitation, Lu Junhan refused directly:

"No money. Don't go."

Spring outing, as the name suggests, is to be very close to this little thing, even face to face for a whole day, two or three days, or even three or four days.

In short, there will only be more and less.

— a new method of parental abuse that is even more torturous than parent-teacher conferences.

Not only Lu Junhan thought so, but Qu Sinian and the others felt the same:

Haicheng Kindergarten simply changed its name to Haicheng Parental Punishment Department.

If you don't do a good job in your children's study in the classroom, forget about some ways of abusing parents and driving them crazy.

Are these little things going to kindergarten, or are their parents going to kindergarten?

But they also know that this is a normal process, not to mention kindergarten, even junior high school and high school, there will be a spring outing.

But the hearts of the four fathers who do not want to go are also true.

"I know Dad, you have no money!"

Xiao Luli said sympathetically, "But they have it!"

As she said that, she ran upstairs in a "crazy" way, took down her piggy bank, entered the password, and when she opened it, there were nearly dozens of hundred-yuan bills in it.

Most of them were given by Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong during the New Year.

And the one thousand yuan, which accounts for the majority, is the red envelope money sponsored by Lu Junhan's "enthusiasm" during the New Year.

"Dad, look, people are rich!"

Little Loli grabbed a handful of red banknotes from it.

Lu Junhan: "..."

Lu Junhan sat on the sofa elegantly and dignifiedly, without any panic, just glanced at her money box, and said calmly:

"The money is not enough."

"Enough is enough, how can it not be enough!"

Xiao Luli didn't realize that her father was lying to her again, so she only took five cards of 100 yuan seriously and said, "There are 500 yuan here."

Lu Junhan: "..."

Damn.

This little fat girl is so hard to cheat now.

When the system saw this, it was cool beside him.

There is a great joy of "you make me feel bad, don't you think about it".

Then, in the next second, it was hanged upside down by Lu Junhan.

The layers of lace princess dresses that looked like aristocrats fell straight down, and the small floral panties and two soft short legs were exposed in front of people.

Abnormal shame and humiliation, as if they were really seen, and their innocence was gone.

system:"……"

Let it die.

What's the point of it being alive.

...

After tidying up the system, Lu Junhan was silent for a while, looking at the little Loli who was full of expectation in front of him, he paused, and then spoke again:

"It's no use if I have enough money. I'm not free next week."

"what?"

Little Loli frowned in confusion, and said in a milky voice, "But Dad, they haven't said which day is it yet?"

Lu Junhan: "..."

Lu Junhan was expressionless: "I won't be free for the whole next week."

"But,"

Xiao Luli was even more confused: "But when I was in the car just now, I asked Uncle Chen, and Uncle Chen said that you are free next week."

Lu Junhan: "..."

Chen Shuo, who came in from the door for a while, said, "..."

If he knew that the young lady asked about this in order to go to the spring outing and kill him, he would not tell the actual situation.

But I have to say that the little miss is really not easy to deceive.

I don't know if it was because Lu Shao was deceived a lot and became more discerning, or because the young lady went to kindergarten and became a lot smarter.

In short, the current young lady is really a bit difficult to deal with.

There are also Qu Qianqian and the other three who are not easy to deceive.

Lu Junhan's phone began to vibrate desperately again.

Since the last parent-teacher meeting, it was like a backwater, and there was no one person speaking in the group. Because of the spring outing, it became lively again.

Qu Sinian: [Help, everyone! 】

Qu Sinian: [I have said all kinds of methods and excuses, but none of them work! 】

Qu Sinian: [My baby is smart now, all roads are blocked for me, and even learned to preemptive strike, ran to ask my agent if I am free next week, the most amazing thing is that she I also recorded a sound, I can't miss it if I want to! I really don't know what to do now. 】

Lu Junhan: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: [? ? ? That stinky boy in my family also asked my assistant if I was free next week. Coincidentally, I was really free, but then again, with the exact same process, these little guys must have colluded, right? 】

Jian Yi is still succinct:

[My family also asked. I said that I had no money. He also took out his New Year's red envelope and said that he borrowed it from me, and he would pay it back three times next year. 】

Zhang Dazhuang secretly rejoiced: [? ? ? Isn't it just double it? 】

Qu Sinian showed off: [? ? ? ? Isn't it only half of it? 】

Lu Junhan: [Not for nothing? 】

Qu Sinian: […]

Jian Yi: […………]

Zhang Dazhuang: [………………]

Qu Sinian: [Who is the group leader? Can you kick the annoying guy x-on:Lu Junhan out? 】

Jian Yi: [Agree. 】

Zhang Dazhuang: [+1]

Pei Mingzhi smiled: [Whenever this group is so lively, I know that your end is coming again. 】

Typical standing and talking without back pain.

The next second, Pei Mingzhi was kicked out by Lu Junhan.

Pei Mingzhi: "..."