Chapter 117 Accident

"Yuanzi, what are you doing? Come and sit for a while!"

Li Yuan entered the middle courtyard, and greeted a group of old women sitting on the front porch of the west wing listening to the radio.

Lou Xiao'e was also sitting there, sitting in the middle with the deaf old lady, looking at Li Yuan with silly joy.

Li Yuan's expression was worthy of the words "pure and flawless", he shook his head and said: "I have to go in and read medical books for a while, and then study and study, so I can treat Aunt Jia again tonight."

The smile on Jia Zhang's face froze, and there was a hint of fear and despair in her eyes...

The second aunt couldn't help but smile when she saw this, and asked, "Yuanzi, how did you treat your Aunt Jia? It doesn't hurt when other people treat it, so why is she so afraid of it?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Don't look at Aunt Jia's fat, but her body is actually weak. How about she can always take painkillers? There is no way, I can only fight poison with poison and treat her with fire needles."

The third aunt came out today with a big belly. When she heard about the fire needle, she felt that it was not simple. There was knowledge in it, so she hurriedly asked for advice: "What do you mean by the fire needle?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "There are many kinds of needles used for acupuncture. There are nine kinds, including round needles and sharp needles. The smallest one is only one and a half inches, and the longer one is seven inches. But in fact, there is a kind of plum blossom needle above seven inches. It can reach nine inches, but this kind of needle is generally not included. The sense of energy must be integrated with the plum blossom needle itself to stay upright. From ancient times to the present, few people can do it."

A group of old women were chattering away in confusion, and the eldest mother couldn't help but ask: "Yuanzi, not even you?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Where have I been? It's far behind!"

Liugen's daughter-in-law asked: "How big is your penis now?"

Li Yuan corrected him seriously: "It's the size of the silver needle I used..."

A group of women wanted to laugh for no reason, and then started laughing.

It can be said that a group of demons danced wildly, and the demons roared together.

Silly Zhu was cooking in front of the stove, and he was startled by the sound.

The young and old men in the courtyard also looked over and were quite envious when they saw Li Yuan "among the flowers".

After finally calming down, Li Yuan explained: "I can barely use the fire needles now. The fire needles are large, and they are burned with fire and then acupuncture. In fact, if Aunt Jia is willing, I can also use the huge ones. The effect is authentic!" "

Aunt Jia was so frightened that her head almost flew off her neck, and she kept saying, "No, no, no, no, no!"

Li Yuan said regretfully: "Forget it, let's take our time. Everyone, please take your time and chat while I go in and study more."

After he entered the room and closed the door, Liu Gen's wife said to Lou Xiao'e: "Your man is really up to date. You are not like the other men in our hospital who are nothing when not at work. They either lie on the kang and don't move, or hang out with the street." Take a stroll for a while. Look at your man. He is either treating others or reading a book by himself."

Fu Laosan's third daughter-in-law smiled and said: "Sister-in-law Liu, what's the use of talking about this? Everyone has their own destiny. If you are like me, you deserve to find someone like that. We can't even hope for someone like Yuanzi."

Qin Huairu came out of the house holding Xiaodang in her arms. The mark of the slap on her face was so faint that it was almost invisible.

After hearing this, his eyes fluctuated slightly, and a smile actually appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Who says you can't hope for...

But the next topic made people a little angry. Fu Laosan's daughter-in-law asked Lou Xiao'e in a low voice: "Xiao'e, your man looks so gentle and elegant. Do you have strength on the Kang?"

Amidst the roar of laughter, many ladies stared at Lou Xiao'e who was blushing.

These are a group of fierce women who dare to look at melons in the factory. Don’t underestimate them. How can they be so simple and shy as to use them on others...

Lou Xiao'e was so embarrassed that she blamed her: "Third sister-in-law, what are you talking about..."

The third daughter-in-law Fu didn't think it was anything, she was quite honorable, and said: "There is nothing unspeakable about this! That damn guy in my family is a loser. He was half exhausted in just two moments, and he lost his energy when he screamed. If it weren't for the fact that the two children are older. , I wish I could kick him!"

There was another burst of shrill laughter, and the other daughters-in-law also started to abuse the men of each family.

After a while, they all started to attack Lou Xiao'e again. Lou Xiao'e blushed terribly and could only whisper: "Yuanzi is very powerful. Every night I...two or three times..."

Damn it!

A group of ladies almost died of soreness. They were doubtful. The second aunt laughed and said: "That's true. I went to the toilet the night before and heard some noise... Ouch, that's amazing. Amazing! I really can’t see it..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't stand hearing it anymore and cursed: "You are so shameless! You are so shameless! You are so shameless!"

The second aunt was not someone to be trifled with, so she retorted, "Did your Dongxu spring out of a stone? She's an old widow, and she's pretending to be like that."

Then a bunch of chicks accused her of being innocent.

Just when Mrs. Jia Zhang was about to raise her eyes and curse, the deaf old lady lectured: "Zhang Erya, what are you saying in the crowd of women? Why are you making noise there? If you don't want to hear it, go home!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Old lady, you are also an old widow. Why are you listening to this?"

The deaf old lady was furious: "What nonsense, I'm an old widow now, didn't I have a man before? Shut your stinky mouth, and if you keep talking, I won't give you a crutch!"

Others accused Jia and Zhang one after another, and she was so aggrieved that she straightened her mouth.

At this time, Li Yuan's door opened, and someone walked out. He looked at Jia Zhang's face and said in surprise: "Aunt Jia, what's wrong with you? Come and have a look!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was startled, waved her hands and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine, I don't need you!"

Qin Huairu helped: "Yuanzi, please stop bullying my mother-in-law. If you want to treat her, wait until night."

Li Yuan said regretfully: "It's done. I just learned a new method, what a pity..."

Banggan, who had been paying attention to the movement on the front porch, saw Li Yuan coming out to talk to his grandma, and immediately ran up and called: "Uncle Yuanzi!"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Banggan, did you just grab the candy?"

Banggeng nodded and said: "I grabbed it and gave it to my grandma to eat!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was stunned: Did you give it to me? Did you give it to me?

Seeing that her mother-in-law had a wrong expression, Qin Huairu hurriedly scolded her: "Banggen, tell the truth, did you give grandma candy?"

Banggeng said aggrievedly: "Yes, I gave it to dad and asked him to give it to grandma. Grandma was not in good health, so I took the candy and gave it to grandma."

Qin Huairu still didn't believe it. She knew her son's virtues very well and asked, "Then why didn't you give it to grandma yourself?"

Banggeng lowered his head and said: "I wanted to grab another one for mom, so I asked dad to give it to grandma first, but I didn't get it..."

Jia Zhang's heart almost melted, she hugged her and shouted: "My great stalk!"

Banggen was embarrassed and struggled out. Li Yuan praised: "Banggen, you did a good job. You are worthy of being a child of our Qinjiazhuang. Do you still want to eat sweets?"

Banggeng nodded repeatedly, and Li Yuan said: "Come in with me, I seem to have another piece here."

BangGeng followed him into the house and came out after a while, holding a piece of red shrimp cake in his hand.

Mrs. Jia and Zhang were so happy that they swallowed hard and looked at Bangjie eagerly.

Just when Liu Guangqi brought his wife to the door, he gave her two pieces of candy.

She only ate half a piece, Banggan ate one piece, and Jia Dongxu ate half of it.

Half a piece is not enough, and the fruit candies are not as delicious as the red shrimp cakes.

If only Banggeng was still so filial and insisted on stuffing this piece of candy into her mouth...

Unfortunately, Banggeng ran away happily after taking the candy, shouting to go back to the house to soak in water and drink it.

Jia Zhang was very unhappy and turned her eyes to Jia Dongxu, who was chatting with people in the courtyard, but then she gave up with a twitching of her lips.

Although this son is her life, but when it comes to filial piety... let's forget it.

"Genko, have you finished reading the book?"

Lou Xiao'e raised her face and asked with a smile.

Her skin is extremely white, her eyes look like crescent moons when she smiles, and she is cute and cute.

Li Yuan nodded and said: "I have figured out a difficult point, today's task is over. You sit and chat with the old lady and the first mother, and I will go and see if there is any help. Guangqi is my buddy." .”

Lou Xiao'e nodded and smiled: "Okay!"

Li Yuan greeted everyone, made eye contact with Qin Huairu, and then went to the atrium.

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"Dongxu, you are too picky, you are almost catching up with the third master!"

After Wang Cailiang asked Jia Dongxu for cigarettes but failed, he couldn't help complaining.

He didn't dare in the past, even though he was seven or eight years older than Jia Dongxu, but Jia Dongxu has Yi Zhonghai as his backer. rash.

But recently, Lao Yi's aura has faded a bit, and they dare to speak out.

Jia Dongxu took out the cigarette case and said, "Look for yourself, is it gone? Can I not give it if I have cigarettes?"

Fu Laosan sneered at the side: "Dongxu, you may really be related to the third master. Who in our steel rolling mill doesn't know that you usually put two cigarette cases in each of your pockets. One packs one in each, and four packs are enough." You smoke for a day. Every time you take it out, isn’t there only one stick?”

Everyone laughed loudly, Yan Bugui smiled forcedly, and complained in a low voice: "If you can't eat poorly, you can't count poorly."

In fact, they said that there were fewer. Jia Dongxu carried a total of six cigarette boxes, each containing a cigarette. He would smoke six during the day and two more when he came back at night.

It's just how can you admit this kind of thing, Jia Dongxu scolded with a dark red face: "Fu Laosan, don't fart! Come and search me now, if you can find one more cigarette case, I will give you a year's worth of cigarettes." !"

Fu Laosan said loudly: "Okay! Just search!"

Jia Dongxu poked his neck up and said, "What if we can't find it? You buy me a month's worth of cigarettes, a pack of golden leaves a day, dare you?"

Yi Zhonghai observed his apprentice's expression, he knew it, nodded and said, "That's good, don't wrong anyone, don't bully anyone, it's very fair. Dongxu, if you lose, you have to admit it, and you can't lose it." It’s a man’s fault, do you understand?”

Jia Dongxu nodded and said, "Master, don't worry, I know. A man is a real man. I'm not a coward!"

Xu Damao and several young men were also booing beside him, but the youngest Fu had no choice but to bite the bullet and go forward to search because he was squeezed out.

Nature finds nothing...

Qin Huairu, who was under the front porch of the west wing, looked at Jia Dongxu, who was complacent in the courtyard, and felt a sense of disgust in his heart.

Jia Dongxu was not taken out of the cigarette case because he vomited all over this morning and changed all his clothes.

But on weekdays, he does have six cigarette cases hidden on his body, each containing one...

If a man doesn't study the righteous way, he knows that he can't get on the table if he thinks about these stupid things. No wonder he can't get up in the grade test after several times.

Mrs. Jia Zhang was overjoyed, and said loudly: "Lao Fu, you have to be a man, don't renege on your debt!"

Fu's third daughter-in-law was unhappy. Although she had been scolding her for eighteen generations, she still said firmly: "Isn't it just one pack of cigarettes a day? Our family recognizes this!"

Fu Laosan looked ashen and could not imagine what kind of encounter he would face when he returned home.

His wife is worth more than two of him...

Yi Zhonghai was also happy and said to Jia Dongxu: "Since you have won a month's worth of cigarettes, go back and get a pack to share with everyone. It's a happy event, and everyone who sees it has a share."

The people watching the excitement became more and more happy, and said: "How about we still take the lead? It's a bad situation!"

Jia Dongxu was also happy to be a good person and strive for glory. After glancing at Li Yuan indifferently, he went home to get a cigarette.

He put one in his mouth first, and when he came out, he lit up the cigarette case, and said, "Authentic gold leaf, look, it's not economical cigarettes! Brother Fu, don't buy the wrong one!"

Fu Laosan smiled very reluctantly and said: "Give me one, I will try it." He usually only smokes eight-cent economy cigarettes.

Jia Dongxu chuckled, took the root and gave it to Yi Zhonghai, saying: "Master, you smoke it first."

Yi Zhonghai doesn't usually smoke, but he does smoke. After taking the cigarette, he looked at Jia Dongxu and walked around.

When it came to Li Yuan, Li Yuan declined with a smile, and said, "I don't know how to smoke, and I have a headache when I smell the smoke. Dongxu, listen to my advice, quit, smoking is harmful to your health."

Jia Dongxu rarely had the upper hand and laughed loudly: "If a man doesn't know how to smoke, can he still be called a man?"

Li Yuan actually didn't refute much. He retreated to the front porch again, glanced at Lou Xiao'e, and said, "A pack of cigarettes costs 26 cents. My family really can't afford to smoke."

A group of old women actually felt distressed and cursed the man who smoked.

Jia Dongxu smiled disdainfully, picked up a match and lit it first for Yi Zhonghai, then for himself, and started puffing...

This is the first time in a long time that Li Yuan is defeated, so happy!

The master and the apprentice took a deep breath together!

However, Fu Laosan, who was standing opposite the two of them, felt that something was wrong. How hard were the two of them sucking, and sparks were flying from the end of the cigarette?

Just as I was about to make a joke, I heard "stick" and "stick" suddenly explode twice, and two puffs of black smoke rose...

Everyone was stunned. Many people didn't even notice that the cigarette in their mouths had fallen to the ground. They stared blankly at the master and apprentice Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu.

The two black faces stayed there like the African girls, as if they were in dizziness...

"Dong...xu...ah!!"

It was Jia Zhang who was the first to react. She ran into the courtyard crying, hugged Jia Dongxu and started crying to summon the souls.

Qin Huairu was also startled, stood up nervously and ran forward with Xiaodang in her arms.

She had a big problem in her heart. If Jia Dongxu died, their family would be over. Who would make money...

Li Yuan also stepped forward to check. Taking advantage of the opportunity to move around, he stepped on a few firecracker flying debris, and the debris disappeared quietly...

At the moment, everyone's attention is on Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, master and apprentice, but no one pays attention to him.

Jia Zhang was worthy of her reputation as an expert at summoning souls, and she quickly summoned Jia Dongxu's soul back.

Jia Dongxu shook his head numbly, wiped his face, and looked down at the remaining cigarette in his hand...

What the fuck? What kind of cigarette? !

what happened……

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