Chapter 438 A Woman Is Like a Smartphone
"well……"
Seeing him sighing again, Tsunade couldn't help but wonder: "Seriously, what are you sighing about?"
Qingzhi sighed: "You also know my current body..."
"Do you want me to treat you?" Tsunade offered herself: "My medical skills are very good."
Qing Zhi shook his head and said: "My situation is quite special and I can only rely on myself."
Tsunade was not going to give up: "If you don't try, how will you know."
"forget it……"
Tsunade narrowed her eyes and looked suspicious: "It's very suspicious... You must be hiding something from me."
"Um."
Qing Pheasant admitted this frankly.
"Tsunade said "Huh", slightly surprised. She didn't expect Aokiji to attack so quickly, and she didn't say anything."
"I don't want to lie to you."
"Then you still..."
"I don't want to add to your current troubles. I believe I will take care of it."
Tsunade didn't want to embarrass the other party: "Okay then..."
Qing Zhi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Thank God, he could get away with it so easily.
Tsunade changed the topic, raised a finger, and said solemnly: "But this is the first time and the last time, you know?"
Qingzhi agreed: "I promise."
"We are husband and wife now, and we should bear everything together instead of silently bearing everything alone."
Qingzhi lowered his head and put his four eyes as if they were gold-plated and pressed his ears to receive instruction: "My dear wife, this is a lesson. I will definitely keep it in mind in the future."
Tsunade glanced at him: "...You agreed so quickly, but I don't believe it."
Qingzhi changed the subject: "Oh, by the way, I have something I want to give you."
With that said, under Tsunade's curious gaze, he took out a delicate box from under the bed and opened it.
The thing that appeared before her eyes looked like a potion. Tsunade asked in confusion: "For me?"
Qing Pheasant gave it a try: "Guess what this is for."
Tsunade pursed her plump lips and looked coquettish: "There's no hint at all, how could I possibly guess it?"
"That's right."
Qingzhi didn't think too much about this, and just ignored the mystery: "In that case, I'll give you a little hint. What do you usually think about the most?"
Tsunade's eyebrows were curved and her smile was bright: "You."
"……wrong answer."
"Eh, isn't it?"
"Nonsense, it looks like it can't be me. Do you think I'm just a potion?"
Tsunade suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out it is really a potion."
Qing Zhi was startled: "You are trying to trick me!"
"Because you are stupid."
Damn woman... Qingzhi thought to himself, if it weren't for my health problems, I really want to press you on the bed tonight and give you an injection in your buttocks to let you know what it means: My penis is big, you have to...
Bah, this is no longer a toothpick.
Tsunade picked up the potion, looked at it, and then without saying a word, she injected an injection into her body. Aoji was dumbfounded: "W-what are you doing?"
Tsunade said frankly: "I can't guess, I'm going to give it a try."
"What if..."
"I know you won't hurt me."
"You're awesome..."
This potion is a special product that Aoki asked Orochimaru to extract from Bai Zetsu. It is very precious.
Originally, Aokiji wanted Tsunade to obtain the Wood Release directly, but in order to do so, Tsunade would have to inject a large number of Hashirama cells. Aokiji was afraid of the risks and turned to develop in another direction.
Tsunade immediately gave feedback after using it: "What a powerful thing. I can clearly feel that the chakra is increasing visibly with the naked eye."
Qingzhi smiled and said: "This is just a side effect, this potion is really more powerful than that."
With anticipation in her eyes, Tsunade asked, "The real effect is..."
Qing Zhi smiled and uttered a few words from his mouth: "Let you awaken Mu Dun..."
Tsunade said in surprise: "Awakening Wood Release?"
"This potion has the effect of guiding. As long as you fuse Earth Escape and Water Escape, you can successfully awaken Wood Escape."
Aoki explained: "Your grandfather, the first Hokage, has a very special body. If a normal person uses the fusion of earth escape and water escape, it is impossible to create a wood escape. But after injecting this, you can have the qualifications like your grandfather. However, There is no one who can use this potion. First of all, you must have chakra with two attributes: earth type and water type. Secondly, you must be from the Senju clan. You are a direct descendant of the first Hokage. It can be said that you used this. The potion has a high probability of awakening wood escape."
"Okay, so awesome..."
"How's it going? Do you like it?"
"Does that need to be said?"
Tsunade kissed Aoji's cheek hard, but because Aoji's body was too cold, she didn't dare to enjoy it too much: "Your body is too cold. I will thank you again when you become a normal person that day." "
"How can you thank me?" Qingzhi asked excitedly, "Is that that kind of thing?"
"One look at you makes you think about unhealthy things."
"I don't smoke, I don't drink, what's the matter with being a bit perverted?"
Qingzhi became depressed: "Besides, I feel very healthy."
Tsunade was speechless after hearing his sophistry: "Where is your health?"
"What's unhealthy?" Qingzhi analyzed rationally: "Doing this kind of thing is a test of explosive power and endurance. It can effectively exercise the strength of the waist and abdomen, and even exercise the strength of the arms from time to time.
"Generally, people will inevitably feel tired after exercising for a long time and don't want to move anymore. However, the more you exercise, the more excited you become. Is there anything in the world that is healthier than this exercise?"
Listening to the other party's description, Tsunade imagined many scenes in her mind, blushed and started bleeding, and fled the scene screaming.
Aoki watched the shy Tsunade escape and couldn't help but shake her head.
The two have become husband and wife, but after all, they did not break the window.
"Now I suddenly discovered that a woman is like a smartphone. Only by sliding it in can you unlock some postures."
Qing Pheasant felt this and came to the room while talking to himself.
At this moment, Tsunade was wrapping herself up like a rice dumpling, guarding against anyone using her as fitness equipment.
"Hey, why don't you be so exaggerated?" Qing Zhi looked at it and was speechless: "I am your husband, not a flower-picking thief."
Tsunade thought it was right and immediately rolled up the quilt.
Qing Zhi scolded: "Look at you, your wedding dress has been wrinkled."
"Humph, it's not you yet." Tsunade left the bed, stood up and said, "Get out."
"what?"
"Change."
"What does that have to do with me?"
"Why doesn't it matter? How can I change you here?"
Tsunade still hasn't adapted to married life, and she still follows the same old routine.
"Okay, I'll go out to the main office." Qingzhi raised his hands to express surrender and took steps. Just as he was about to leave, a voice came from behind and told him to stop.
"What's wrong, my wife?"
"Uh, we are husband and wife now, right."
"What do you think?"
Tsunade's voice was thin and weak: "Then, you can stay, I won't drive you away."
Qing Pheasant twisted his face.
Tsunade's two index fingers collided with each other, and she said in confusion: "Anyway, I'm going to do that kind of thing in the future, so it's better to get used to it now."
When she said this, Tsunade blushed so much that she buried her face in her chest, not daring to look at Aokiji, and she didn't want Aokiji to see her current expression.
This action is a test of physical talent. First of all, it needs to be big, and secondly, it needs to be erect. A woman would not have this talent at all. Fortunately, she is extremely talented, and even doing this action is overflowing.
Qing Pheasant pondered undecided.
To be honest, this temptation is very strong. If you are not tempted, it would be a lie. I hesitated: "Forget it..."
Tsunade looked at Aokiji strangely.
"Please don't look at me with colored eyes..."
Aokiji waved his hand and left gracefully, closing the door. In the empty room, Tsunade was messy and dull. Was the sun coming out in the west?
Qing Zhi leaned against the door, tears overflowing from his eyes. Making this decision was painful, but it was nothing compared to the pain of "looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst".