Chapter 26 Tsunade-San Is Really Fragrant

"But then again, how did you know I'm interested in medical ninjas recently?"

Aokiji was a little strange, he probably didn't take the initiative to mention this to her.

"Do you still remember Lake Biwa Jonin who gave you a lecture last time?"

"What's wrong with the impression?"

"Tell you, she is actually our teacher Yuan Fei's girlfriend. Last time when we chatted, we mentioned you, and we happened to be there."

"girlfriend?"

"Yes, she is Teacher Yuan Fei's girlfriend, but they should get married soon."

marry?

Aokiji remembered, it seemed that Hiruzaru Sarutobi really seemed to have a wife in the original book, but he received a lunch box when he appeared.

Because it was a dragon set, Aokiji didn't have a deep memory, so naturally he didn't have much impression of the name.

But how could Sarutobi Hiruzen talk about himself? He probably has nothing to do with the future Hokage, the only thing they have in common is that he has a good relationship with his three disciples.

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen has not yet become a Hokage, but as a disciple of the second Hokage, he is also a high-ranking person in the village. If he is so full, does he even pay attention to a small shrimp like himself?

Could it be that because he is Uchiha, he doesn't even let children go?

No way, this anti-thief-like attitude, I, Daewoo Zhibo, did not pick up your ancestral grave.

Thinking of this, Aokiji broke into cold sweat, never thought that he was so messed up, and still paid so much attention to himself.

If Aokiji is an adult, he can understand being so wary, but the question is, I'm still a kid, should I be so ruthless.

"Then, that...what is your teacher talking about about me?"

Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen has his own eyeliner, and Aokiji can inquire about news at any time.

"What else is there? It's not because of the medical ninja thing. Because everyone is unwilling to be a medical ninja. It's rare for someone to be taken advantage of. Oh no, a compassionate person, so naturally I have to pay attention to you."

What is being taken advantage of, you might as well make it clear.

Medical ninjas are very unpopular these days. Even Tsunade, a representative of future medical ninjas, is not interested, which shows how unpopular they are.

"Why do you want to be a medical ninja?"

Orochimaru analyzed Aokiji's motivation last time, and he wanted to hear what Aokiji himself said.

"Don't I talk about it? Because I'm afraid of death. Being a medical ninja is purely because I don't have to go to the front line. The survival rate is very high. In fact, I don't even want to be a medical ninja. My dream is to make money. , make money, or make money to live a good life.

"If it weren't for the fact that I am too talented in ninjas, those old antiques in the family might not let me take the path of ninjas. I reckon that I will fight and fight and finally take the path of ninjas, so I just take the initiative and choose A kind of ninja that can survive the most, it is only used to nurse others in the rear, and there is no need to worry about the safety of life, it is wonderful."

Tsunade's eyelids twitched: You are the cutest Uchiha I have ever seen. "

"Thank you for the compliment."

Aokiji is the same as hob meat, whatever he says.

"What did you mean by the word "milk" he said just now?"

Tsunade just heard a strange word, combined with the context, he should mean treatment here.

But what about the word "milk".

So very curious.

As soon as I said it smoothly, Qingzhi replied casually: "It's nothing interesting, it's just treatment."

"treat?"

Tsunade frowned: "Your word "milk", is that grandma? The one who doesn't know milk, right?"

"yes."

"I don't understand, what does this have to do with the word "milk"?"

Qingzhi pursed his lips and hissed in his mouth: "This explanation is a bit complicated, let me ponder it..."

This vocabulary is a stalk from the previous life, everyone knows it, but there is a stalk in this world.

How is he going to explain it.

Tsunade asked the bottom line: "Does the word "milk" have a special meaning? Why don't I know?"

Aokiji: ...

After a long time, he opened his mouth: "This is called stalking, a rhetorical technique, because of the power of communication, the original meaning gradually deviates from the original meaning and becomes another meaning."

"don't know."

"Milk has the characteristics of high protein, high nutrition, and easy absorption. Generally, when recovering from a serious illness, in order to recover better, you often need to take in some nutritious things. At this time, like this high-protein, easy-to-absorb milk Milk became the obvious choice."

"don't know."

Tsunade was right that he didn't understand, because even Aokiji himself didn't know what he was talking about.

However, this passage bought enough time for Aokiji to think. He shook his head, pretending to be profound, as if the teacher lamented that his students were not enlightened: "You are really slow, forget it, a good person will do it to the end, and send it to the Buddha." sent west."

After all, he hugged his chest with one hand and dragged his chin with the other, thinking and muttering: "How should I explain it to you, let me think about it, oh, yes. I will give you a real example around me, let you Better understand what it means."

Tsunade was stunned: "A real example around you?"

"For example: really fragrant."

"It smells good?"

A smile appeared on Qingzhi's lips, pointing secretly: "I don't know who it is. Last time, I was so strong that I would rather die than eat stinky tofu. After the incident, she ate the most, and even said : Really fragrant."

(乛乛): "You say yes, Tsunade-chan."

Tsunade:……

Obviously, the person Aokiji mocked was someone from her gang.

Jiraiya snickered, even Orochimaru couldn't help laughing.

Recalling the old story, Tsunade's cheeks were red, like a freshly cooked blue crab, she wished she could find a place to get into it.

It's her fault. At the beginning, the stinky tofu smelled really stinky, it was almost like shit, but after eating it, I found it, oops~ it smells so good.

I couldn't hold back for a while and said this sentence, because of this, I was often teased by Aokiji at that time, and now I was specially brought out by Aokiji, not to mention how embarrassing it is.

"Originally, the meaning of true fragrance refers to delicious taste, but in some special environments, the word changes its taste, such as true fragrance: it becomes a very arrogant rejection of something at the beginning, but in the next second it will be because of The reality was brutally slapped in the face, and I had to accept it obediently. Do you understand what I said, Tsunade-san."

Tsunade blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "I know, don't mention Zhenxiang anymore."

For some reason, she always felt that this word might accompany her for the rest of her life.

Qingzhi stopped teasing him, and went back to the question just now: "Through Zhenxiang's example, the word "milk" gradually changed due to a certain environment, and became a healing effect. For example: if I say Gang You give me two mouthfuls of milk. There is nothing to say about the obvious meaning, but the meaning behind it is very interesting. The translation is Tsunade, you come to treat me. Isn’t it interesting, and milk can also be combined with some words to become other The meaning, such as nanny or nanny, refers to a woman or a man who has treatment."

Tsunade said: "Who wants to give you milk... er... treatment. I'm not a medical ninja."

Orochimaru said in admiration: "Listening to your seat, it's as if you see the sun through the clouds. You can describe the boring words so vividly. I think Aokiji-kun will become a novelist in the future, and he will also be a best-selling author."

novelist...

After a friendly reminder, Aokiji rubbed his chin, thinking seriously about this issue.

It seems that Zilai also earns a lot of money from novels, so he can follow suit if he is not successful?

Although Aokiji doesn't know how to write novels, he can plagiarize, ah bah bah, can the matter of the time traveler be called plagiarism?

That's a tribute!

That's called reference!

Relying on memory to write a novel like The Lord of the Rings casually, it will not be reduced to a blow.

Like dwarves, elves, demons, dragons, etc., people in this world have never seen this thing before, and when the manuscript fee is not earned, the hands will cramp.

Especially the elves will definitely cause a frenzy in the gentleman circle. How do you look like this kind of blond, fair-skinned and beautiful... er... like someone?

Thinking of this, Aokiji gave a meaningful glance, thinking that it would be nice to have another pair of pointed ears.

Tsunade said strangely: "What do you see me doing?"

"It's nothing, Tsunade-san is awesome!"

Tsunade:? ? ?

"That look on your face always feels like you're brewing something evil."

Aokiji coughed twice, calmed down and said, "Tsunade-san, are you interested in working towards medical ninjas?"

"Not interested, unless my mind is squeezed by the door, otherwise I won't do it."

Tsunade said that he is not good enough, so the ghost is going to be a medical ninja.