Chapter 2633 Hahahaha

Li Yun looked at her, and she looked at Li Yun. After a while, Li Yun turned his eyes slightly: "I know a little bit."

It seems that without answering about Nuwa, the old woman refused to leave this ancient city to apply for his bodyguard.

"Tell me!" she said in a commanding tone.

"Nvwa's maiden..."

Li Yun said it hesitantly, but in fact there is nothing to say. Empress Nuwa watched the Three Realms with a cold eye in the Wa Palace, and she had nothing to do with her when she was conferred on the gods list, so the beginning of Zhou Wang Yanshi was a little more memorable.

"Yanshi?" The old woman seemed to have a flash of excitement between her brows and eyes, and she immediately asked, "What Yanshi?! How dare that idiot, Di Xin, write a poem to provoke Nuwa?"

Di Xin was the name of King Zhou. Judging from this title, the old woman was quite familiar with King Zhou, or had a higher status than him, so instead of calling King Zhou, he called him by his first name.

"I'm afraid this is not good." Li Yun shied away, always saying that the erotic poem was really unworthy.

"I told you to say it!" The old woman became more and more excited, almost panting, staring at him with bright eyes: "Come on, what did Di Xin say to make Nuwa angry?!"

"Really?"

"Quick, point, talk!"

"Then you promise me a condition."

"All ten conditions are met, say!"

Li Yun was relieved, the bodyguard was done.

"Actually, it's not a good poem." Li Yun shrugged and said, "I read it from an ancient book, so I can't take it seriously."

"Too much bullshit, speak up! ***!"

The ancient curse words unique to the ancient aunt appeared again.

Li Yun clenched his fist and put it to his mouth, coughed, and said, "It is written in the book that King Zhou went to pay homage to the ancient goddess, the goddess Wa. The excited King Zhou wrote a poem on the wall:

Fengluan Treasure's tent is very beautiful, full of gold and delicate makeup... The pear flowers are beautiful with the rain, and the peony cages are full of beautiful makeup. "

"!!!"

The old woman opened her mouth completely, as if she couldn't believe her ears. How dare that idiot Di Xin write such a poem? Especially the last two sentences, saying that Nuwa's face is like a pear flower soaked in rain, shy and moving, and painted with peony flower-like blue smoke eyebrow makeup, which completely shows her charming attitude.

This kind of extravagant poetry, it seems... he really dares!

"The last two sentences are..."

"and also!?"

The old woman was very surprised, the previous erotic poems have been called blasphemous to Nuwa, and there are follow-ups.

"...But you have to be enchanting and able to take back the Changle Servant King."

Li Yun still finished reading the verse. Anyway, it wasn't the poem he made. He just repeated it at the request of the old woman.

As a result, just after he finished reciting, he suddenly realized the surging of the river and the sea in the sea, and Li Yun almost couldn't stand, his head was dizzy, he almost thought it was the wrath of a saint coming from thirty-three days away.

However—.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

The old woman let out a loud laughter that could be called a ghost crying and wolf howling, echoing in the ancient city in the middle of the night, a wave of spiritual force impacted Li Yun's brain, forcing him to retreat three kilometers away, watching this crazy While laughing, the old woman hammered the broken walls of the ancient city with all her might.

This terrifying power made Li Yun stunned, the ancient aunt is awesome!

Vaguely, you can hear her voice full of laughter:

"No wonder you bastard was so angry that day. It turned out that you saw this erotic poem, hehehe... You can go, and you still need me?"

"Hehehe, it's a pity, you don't know where to hide now..."

The old woman has gone mad and carried away.