Chapter 810 "Insects Fly"
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As soon as they entered the room, Jiang Siming and Reba smelled the smell of poop.
Jiang Siming looked bitter and hated, but Reba walked in anxiously to see which child was stinking.
In the end, it was found that it was pulled by the youngest girl, and Reba hurriedly picked her up to change the baby's diaper.
Jiang Siming was left in the class to take other children. Seeing these children who gradually came to their senses, Jiang Siming was one big and two big.
He swears, he really doesn't like children, especially bear ones!
"Wow! I want mom!" A little kid cried suddenly after waking up.
It didn't matter if he cried, he directly led the children next to him to cry together.
That's how children are, someone laughs and laughs, and someone who cries is easily led to cry.
This is good, the detector lights up directly. Although Jiang Siming has a big head, he has to coax them.
"Little handsome guys and little beauties, don't cry, uncle is begging you, uncle will kneel down for you." Jiang Siming had no experience at all.
The previous experience with Jiang Wanwan has long been forgotten. Besides, with such a small child, they won't understand what you told them.
Unlike his niece, although she is also small, she is very sensible, and she is related to her by blood, so they get along well.
But where did these little kids know Jiang Siming? When they saw such a big and tall man running in, they didn't know him at all. They were scared when they saw it.
The crying got louder and louder, and Jiang Siming's head got bigger and bigger.
"Okay, okay, gentlemen, I'll show you a show, don't cry, okay?" Jiang Siming said something.
Finally, a few children stopped crying. They may be curious about what show Jiang Siming is going to perform.
Jiang Siming quickly glanced at what was in the class. When he saw a small electronic organ, he was overjoyed. He hurriedly brought it over and started playing it non-stop.
Although it's just an electronic organ played by children, it's actually a real piano, except that the sound is smaller than the normal electronic organ, there is no other problem.
Originally wanted to sing love songs, but when he thought about how these children could possibly understand, Jiang Siming thought of a children's song.
Soon a very nice tune came out.
"Okay, Uncle Jiang is going to sing."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, his voice was extremely gentle, for fear of scaring these children.
"The dark sky hangs down
Bright stars follow
worms fly worms fly
who are you missing
The stars in the sky are crying
Withered roses on the ground
…”
Jiang Siming's singing immediately attracted the children, and the little boy who was crying to find his mother also sniffed a few times and looked at Jiang Siming curiously.
The children have never heard such a beautiful song. Although they don't understand the lyrics, they still think this song is so beautiful.
"Cold wind blows cold wind blows
as long as you are with me
Insects fly and flowers sleep
One pair after another is beautiful
Not afraid of the dark, just afraid of heartbreak
whether tired or not
No matter the east, west, north or west
…”
After Jiang Siming sang a song, no one in the class cried anymore. The children all looked at Jiang Siming as if they saw the teacher.
The photographer's uncle admired Jiang Siming's body, and he could coax any child to sing such a beautiful song.
It is estimated that this children's song, which was sung casually from Jiang Siming's mouth, will become popular again in this episode of the show.
It's really nice, and adults and children can't resist this song.
Reba, who came back from diapers for the little girl who pulled up her pants, was surprised to find that the class was quiet.
"I seemed to hear them crying just now, why are they all quiet? How did you do it?" Reba asked with surprise.
Jiang Siming froze immediately and hummed: "Just kidding, who is my brother, can a group of children still not figure it out?"
"awesome."
As soon as Reba finished speaking, a child started to cry again because Jiang Siming stopped singing.
Jiang Siming was in a hurry and hurriedly sang again.
Only then did he stagger to coax this group of 'Demon Kings of Confusion'.
In the end, Jiang Siming sang over and over again, and these children gradually learned to hum along with Jiang Siming.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Jiang Siming sang this song with the children.
Unexpectedly, this version has become the most classic version of this song.
The two-hour experience with the baby finally came to an end, Jiang Siming and Reba walked out of the room, both of them were relieved.
Fortunately, Jiang Siming has skills, otherwise the two hours would have to be spent in the cries of the children.
However, when the director was counting the detectors, Jiang Siming and Reba were still the worst.
They were added a full ten years to 38, not much younger than the others.
At present, the youngest are Huang Lei and Wang Dan. They are only 37 years old, one year younger than Jiang Siming.
In the Leifeng Pagoda, the two of them were very close to Jiang Siming, and this time they were taking children.
Huang Lei is very experienced, because he has two daughters, coaxing these children is a piece of cake, and making these children obedient, obedient, and sensible.
This time he and Wang Danjia are the youngest.
The other tallest are Sun Meimei and Xiaozhu, both of whom are already 45 (covering their faces).
"Okay, when you are in your forties, you are already an old husband and wife, but it is still possible to encounter a middle-aged emotional crisis and divorce. The following test is very simple, a tacit understanding crisis."
The director said that the task of this link was very simple, it was a guessing game.
One makes gestures and the other guesses idioms.
Jiang Siming and Reba ended the idiom guessing session, which was not difficult for them both, with a crushing posture and a very tacit understanding.
Everyone else looks stupid.
Because of these two people, no matter what gesture Jiang Siming makes, Reba can always guess it right away. The two seem to have grown a heart, and they really feel at home.
Others are not so easy, each of them only guessed a few idioms correctly, and the final result came out, the young OnePlus, they are all running to the sixth...
This also ushered in the last part of the show.
"You are all retired old people now, facing the crisis of injury and illness and the crisis of orphans. Next, go to the dressing room with our staff, and we will do an elderly makeup."
After the director shouted, everyone went to the dressing room together. At the thought of wearing old age makeup, everyone was looking forward to seeing what they would look like when they were old.
Huang Lei and the others have been transformed long ago. They have already played the old man on the Long Life Road show.
So they are more looking forward to what other people look like with ageing makeup.
The makeup time is very long, it took more than three hours for everyone to get it done.
When everyone got up from their chairs, they almost couldn't recognize each other's appearance.
Jiang Siming subconsciously glanced at Reba's direction, the two looked at each other, and suddenly both laughed.
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