Chapter 461 How Much Is Specific, 3500
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"Boss, you have a nice voice, very similar to the voice of Graves' male gun!" Miss Bixin praised.
"That's right, I practiced it after more than 30 years of smoking." Jiang Siming said with a tobacco and alcohol voice.
"Wow, how old are you then? After more than 30 years of smoking, aren't you at least in your 40s?" the young lady asked.
"No, I started smoking when I was five years old. I'm only 36 years old this year. I'm still very young, you can tell from my voice." Jiang Siming was talking nonsense.
"Uh... yes."
The audience laughed.
"Mingshen, is it really okay for you to lie to the young lady like this?"
"Sure enough, people on the Internet can't believe it. You can see it when you see it."
"Miss sister wanted to laugh, but held back."
"Miss: ???? You call young?"
....
"Then can I call you Uncle?" the young lady said.
"Why do you call me uncle, I'm still very young and haven't found a wife yet." Jiang Siming pretended to be dissatisfied.
"You misunderstood. Uncle is a very popular title now. It represents a middle-aged man who is a little older but very attractive. We call other middle-aged men 'Master' or 'Big Brother'." Miss Sister explained. .
"Then why do you think I'm very attractive?"
"Your voice, your voice is the best I've ever heard. It's much better than those warm-hearted male seiyuu. I like to hear such a voice."
"Well, to be honest, I just recently broke up, and I smoked more and more, so my voice was hoarse." Jiang Siming continued to be silly.
"Uncle, have you fallen out of love? How old are you talking to?"
"I'm 18 years old, my voice is similar to yours, and at the beginning I said I was very attractive, called me Shu Mi, deliberately approached me, and then when I got tired of playing with me, I kicked me away and ran away with the other little brothers. , my heart is so cold, woo woo woo..."
Jiang Siming said that he came to Duan rap... No, he came to the scene to burst into tears, humming scum, but shameless.
The audience laughed out loud, and Mingshen's bullshit was really bullshit.
"Uncle, don't cry, it's alright, the old won't go and the new won't come, you will always find a better one, why did she break up with you?" Miss Sister quickly comforted.
"She asked me what I was doing, and I said I was a cattle herder, raising cattle at home, and then she abandoned me."
"That's because she hates the poor and loves the rich. It's a good thing for such a woman to find out early and get rid of it early," said the young lady.
"Then if you fall in love with me, will you dislike my family's cattle herding?"
"Of course I won't. I think as long as you truly love each other, you should marry a chicken, a dog, a dog." The young lady had a serious look on her face.
"You said it very well, then I will go to your city to find you tomorrow. Let's get married. I sold my cattle, and I will sell pancakes downstairs in your house."
Jiang Siming's expression was moved, and his voice of tobacco and alcohol almost didn't pay attention to change back to the original voice, but fortunately he braked in time.
The audience covered their faces one after another, what the hell, Mingshen, you have a big span, so you want to show up with the young lady so soon? You're thinking about ass!
Unless you reveal your true identity, people will agree to it.
Also, what's up with selling cows and pancakes...
The young lady was taken aback and said quickly, "Uncle, I didn't say I love you, I just told you my view of love, we don't know each other."
"It's alright, once we are born and we are familiar with each other, we will get to know each other after more contact." Jiang Siming is quite cheeky~
"Uncle, I know you've lost your love, but we can't give up on ourselves. We have to cheer up at this time. Let's do it. I'll take you to play a few games. Which area do you play, I'll take you." The young lady said righteously.
"I play the education network zone."
"Ah... I really don't have a number. Uncle, do you have a number?"
The Education Network area is the most remote area in the League of Legends. It belongs to the frontier area, and no one plays at all.
"I'll just have one number." Jiang Siming said.
"Then why don't you come to my area, I'm in Ionia, I have another number, okay?" said the young lady.
Jiang Siming also agreed, and the young lady immediately sent Jiang Siming a trumpet in District 1 with a golden section.
"By the way, uncle, what's the tier of your tuba, can we play the golden tier?" the lady asked.
"The strongest king in my education district, the golden tier looks down on me too much, ask me for a district king, and I'll take you to fly." Jiang Siming said boldly.
The young lady looked bitter and said, "Uncle, I'm still just a master myself, and there is a difference between the king of the education area and the king of the first area, so let me give you a diamond 1. No, my master, let's fight in a double row and let you experience the horror of high tiers in District 1."
"A certain question! If I win with you, how about you give me a picture of you?"
Jiang Siming started to deceive the photos, this guy, shameless, ah tui... But nice job, hehe.
"Okay, if you lose, you have to give me a picture of you. It must be taken now, not a picture you found online."
"Okay, it's such a happy decision."
Jiang Siming agreed immediately, took the account of the first district sent by the other party to log in, and looked at the day after tomorrow, and it was indeed the number 1 of drill 1.
The other party dared to give Jiang Siming such a high account to play foolishly. At this point, Jiang Siming felt that this young lady was still very good.
It seems that Tang Song has indeed managed Bixin well, and the accompanying players should have been strictly screened and trained.
Not long after taking the number, someone pulled Jiang Siming's double row, and it was naturally this Miss Bixin who pulled it.
Jiang Siming agreed, and the two began to wait in the ranking.
The waiting time was very boring, and the young lady started to find a topic to talk about.
"Uncle, you know, I went to the steakhouse I've been looking forward to eating today, and it was delicious."
"Okay you are awesome."
"Uncle, one of my best friends got pregnant recently, and she became pregnant before she got married. Fortunately, her boyfriend was not a scumbag and finally got a certificate from her."
"Yeah she's awesome."
"Uncle..."
"Okay this is awesome."
"I...."
The young lady wanted to cry very much. Why is this uncle a topic terminator? She is so tired. Every time she wants to talk about a topic, she is cut off by Jiang Siming as soon as the topic starts.
The young lady was angry and helpless, but Jiang Siming's voice was very nice, she could only endure it and enjoy it, the ice and fire were twofold.
"Uncle, is it hard for you to raise cattle?"
"It's okay, there is a cattle farm at home, just put the cows in it during the day, and just put them back in the cowshed at night."
"Then how much money can you make a month?"
"Less than a million."
"So many! How much?"
"Three thousand five."
"..."
Three shifts, three shifts~
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