Chapter 309
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"Xiaojiang is fine, you are perfectly suited to survive in our chicken strips." Wang Xun said with a smile.
The PT director who followed also agreed very much. Jiang Siming stole everyone's limelight just after he came here.
Especially in terms of appearance, compared with the sheep Xingdu, this episode of the show is going to attract a lot of female fans.
"I think Xiao Yueyue must hate us to death." Reba smirked.
"That's no trick, it's life, I don't want to help him fight so many things, it's terrible." Xiaozhu recognized Jiang Siming's approach just now, um, the essence of deep chicken strips!
The remaining five people got off the car at different places in turn.
In the end, only Jiang Siming and Reba were left, because they were the furthest away, so they had to stay in the car longer.
"It's so boring, can you tell me a joke?" Reba said to Jiang Siming.
She didn't know why she took the initiative to chat with Jiang Siming, and asked the other party to tell jokes to her. She generally never took the initiative to communicate with strangers.
Jiang Siming did not refuse, but instead asked, "What is the standard of jokes you can accept?"
"Ah? Are there scales?"
"certainly."
"Then come to a normal scale."
"Okay, let me ask you, do you usually go to the toilet with your left or right hand?"
"Is this your normal scale?" Reba blushed, how could anyone ask such a question!
"Then what is your answer?"
"Of course it's your right hand, could it be possible that you still use your left hand?" Reba answered naturally.
Jiang Siming said with a strange smile: "How can you use your right hand, we all use paper."
Reba was stunned for a second, and finally understood that she was tricked by Jiang Siming.
"You bully people, I won't mess with you!" Reba said angrily, but the 'anger' on his face just surfaced and he couldn't help laughing.
Yes, of course, you use paper to go to the toilet. Why do you say you use your right hand? It's so stupid.
"You have another one, I'm sure I won't fall for you, come on a large scale!" Reba simply fought and gave up.
"Is it so cruel? Did I say the show will be broadcast?" Jiang Siming expressed doubts.
"Don't worry, anyone who is not allowed to broadcast will be pinched, you can come." Reba blushed, she didn't believe it, Jiang Siming dared to say anything too big.
"Cough, okay, I dreamed of you last night, and woke up in the morning with a lot of wet pants." Jiang Siming said in a low voice, "I'm very embarrassed."
Reba's face turned even redder, and said angrily, "You actually have a spring dream!"
"No, you misunderstood. I dreamed that you took off your makeup and scared me to pee."
"roll!!!!"
During the quarrel with Jiang Siming, Reba also arrived at the designated place, and the little girl before getting off the bus even expressed 'curse' to Jiang Siming.
"I wish you ten pounds of meat today!"
Jiang Siming crossed Erlang's legs and said, "It's okay, I'm just too thin. It's good to be ten pounds fat."
"Humph! I'll ignore you." Reba said, making a face to Jiang Siming, getting off the car and leaving.
The director in the car watched it with relish, and he also felt that the idea of making Reba and Jiang Siming a CP was very interesting.
It was the first time that Reba talked to a guest like this. Although Jiang Siming got angry with her many times, she didn't seem to be angry at all. That little 'curse' was simply that the little girl was a little bit less to the people she was close to. Just a little coquettish.
It's not that I hate it at all, it's not like this when Reba gets along with other guests in the show group, it seems very distant.
And Jiang Siming is like an old friend who has known each other for a long time.
If they didn't communicate privately, it was the first time they met, and it was rare for him to get along like this on the first meeting.
Not long after Reba left, Jiang Siming also arrived at the destination, which was actually a supermarket.
In the supermarket, there are discounts and promotions for sliced cakes, and there is an oversized sliced cake on the table, as well as a knife and a steel scale.
The staff explained to Jiang Siming: "Next, you need to cut the cakes of the weight they need to buy for the customers who come here. Note that you can only have one chance. If the weight of the cut is one or two different from the weight the customer wants. Within, even if you pass the level, if the difference is one or two, you have to eat all the sliced cakes until you cut them correctly or eat all the sliced cakes on the table."
I rely on!
This time, it was Jiang Siming's turn to be dumbfounded.
This task is too perverted.
One size fits all? There is still a gap of one or two, who can cut this accurately!
Sure enough, there is no such thing as a pie in the sky for extreme challenges!
"let me try."
Jiang Siming could only choose to try it first. He took a knife and cut a small piece to measure the weight. He probably knew the weight, and Jiang Siming began to formally challenge.
The first person who came to buy the cake was an uncle.
"Give me twenty dollars to cut the cake."
A pound of sliced cake is five pieces, and twenty pieces is four pounds.
Jiang Siming took the measure, raised the knife in his hand and dropped it.
But once the weighing was finished, a full 5.5 jin was cut, which was 1.5 jin more than the standard.
That is to say, Jiang Siming needs to eat the whole 5.5-pound cake.
Mom, this task is too devilish!
Jiang Siming stuffed the cut cake into his mouth with a bitter face, the first piece was okay
.
But the next two times in a row made the wrong cut, and Jiang Siming had already eaten nearly ten kilograms of cut cake.
Jiang Siming, with his bulging cheeks, can't speak well. Although he eats a lot, he doesn't like to eat cakes.
And if he continues, he will definitely have to eat, who can stand it.
"No way... I have to find Yue Yunpeng... I can't do this task."
Jiang Siming resolutely gave up this task and called Yue Yunpeng.
Of course, Jiang Siming didn't cheat him, but just told him the difficulty of his task and asked him if he wanted to change it.
Yue Yunpeng, who was working so hard that he was about to die, agreed without thinking. He would rather die than be a coolie!
The two happily exchanged tasks.
Jiang Siming drank a large mouthful of mineral water before swallowing the choking cake from his throat.
"Director, can you tell me what the other four foods are?" Jiang Siming was a little curious.
"Pig trotters, dumplings, noodles, watermelon." the director told.
Jiang Siming was so full, he said goodbye and left immediately.
Yue Yunpeng arrived soon, for fear that Jiang Siming would go back on his words, so he took a taxi.
"Brother Jiang, you are really my brother. I'm about to fall apart with those goods. You saved my life~"
As soon as Yue Yunpeng came over, he gave Jiang Siming a big hug.
"It's alright, leave the physical work to me, and leave the task of eating to you. I'll give you more than half of this first food." Jiang Siming said.
"No problem! Brother, look at me, my meat is not white." Yue Yunpeng swears.
Jiang Siming prayed for him in his heart, hoping that he would not regret it for a while, there are still a lot of choking things behind.
Even if Yue Yunpeng could eat these things, it would be enough for him.
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Three shifts~
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