Chapter 2360 What Does His TV Station Want to Do!
, I am picking up fragments in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds! Is cultivation more important than work?
Xinheng Yui said that she really didn't know this, and it felt like a proposition.
Jiang Siming helped her and said:
"Of course, cultivation is important. Going to work is just to make money. Your husband has plenty of money, but cultivation is for your health and self-protection ability. So for your safety and health, you should focus on Do you know about cultivation?"
Jiang Siming's tone was full of sincerity and earnestness.
Yes, for the safety and health of his wives, he did not know how much he was worried about.
Even for the sake of their lifespan, he worked hard every day and tried every means to let them practice with him.
After all, practicing once, the effect of yin and yang kung fu can add one year to their lifespan.
Jiang Siming thought to himself, he is now a Huashen, with a lifespan of 100,000 years.
Wives are still generally building foundations, even if they become golden pills in the future, there is still a big gap from his lifespan.
Even if it is Jindan, they will at least leave him with a lifespan of more than 90,000 years.
Calculated in this way, he would have to practice with them 90,000 times one by one.
But how many times have you practiced with them in such a long time? The average is less than a thousand, far from enough!
Therefore, Jiang Siming has a long way to go on this road.
He is really thinking about how his wives can live longer in the future. As for getting better, he only thinks about applauding. Everyone must have misunderstood him.
When Jiang Siming said this, Xinheng Yuyi subconsciously believed it, and nodded obediently.
Jiang Siming nodded with a teachable expression, and hummed old-fashionedly.
Then he hugged Xinheng Yuyi's Qianqian slender waist, and walked towards the bedside step by step...
The next day, the whole world hadn't faded from the heat of Jiang Siming's violent 35 kills in the third round, when he was attracted by another news.
Today's news is very strange.
In the past, any hot news around the world should be broadcast by the BBC, the world's most famous news media TV station.
But this time the focus of the hot news is actually the BBC itself!
This is equivalent to the reporter's own whole news. If it weren't for the fact that this incident was too weird, everyone would think that it was the BBC deliberately trying to catch people's attention.
The content of the news is that the bbc TV station suddenly canceled all the program arrangements, and replaced the entire TV station's columns and channels with a cartoon.
The name of this cartoon is... Calabash Baby.
Yes, all the TV stations under the BBC, no matter which branch they are, are not broadcasting any other programs. They are all broadcasting a cartoon called Cucurbit Baby.
As for this gourd baby animation, some foreigners soon found out that it was a very old and classic children's animation in Huaxia.
But why did the BBC suddenly cancel all the original programs and replace them with this cartoon?
Everyone is incredible and incomprehensible.
BBC's method of forcibly withdrawing and changing gears will actually face claims from its partners and huge compensation.
How dare they do that?
Not only the programs, but also the news columns have been replaced with various scandals, gossips of country y stars, and all kinds of ugly history of country y politicians.
This has caused a global stir. Netizens from other countries moved out of their small benches to hold Xiaoguazi, watching the farce created by the BBC.
Netizens all over the world are discussing this matter hotly. What everyone is most willing to believe is that the BBC should have been attacked by some Chinese hacker, which is why this kind of nonsense came up.
But the BBC has never made any explanations or explanations, not even a tweet, as if it completely acquiesced in this matter.
It wasn't until the British government asked them what happened that the truth finally came to light.
It turned out that Jiang Siming bought all the shares of BBC, and was ordered by Jiang Siming to change the TV program and the content of the news column.
It turns out that all of this is the work of the richest man in the world.
Netizens all over the world burst out laughing. Jiang Siming really knows how to play. In order to get revenge on the BBC, he directly bought the BBC and became his own boss.
Let the bbc play however you want.
The people of country y and the ZF personnel were very angry about this, thinking that Jiang Siming was insulting them.
It is also insulting the TV station they are most proud of.
How can this work?
So country y directly put pressure on bbc, asking them to change it back immediately, and asked Jiang Siming to apologize immediately.
Some BBC staff obeyed the order and wanted to change it back, but Jiang Siming found out and fired him immediately.
This time the staff of the BBC began to go on strike.
It seems that they are all using this method to threaten Jiang Siming to submit.
But Jiang Siming's operation in the next second left them dumbfounded.
With a big wave of Jiang Siming's hand, they were all laid off, and all the wage earners from Country Y were told to leave.
Then he asked the people from the Chinese embassy to help him recruit Chinese employees for BBC in country y.
And tell them that they can play whatever they want on BBC, with only one purpose, to make BBC a global joke.
As for losing money or something, it doesn't matter, he will pay as much as he wants, and he can afford to lose!
This time, the bbc has completely become China
People's territory, even reporters have become Chinese...
These Huaxia employees began to think of their own schemes to make the BBC "exciting".
Some people continued to play Cucurbit Baby or Black Cat Sheriff, and some directly played the Northeast Errenzhuan, which is very Chinese, and it lasted a whole day.
What's more, Guo Degang's cross talk, Huanzhugege, and Happy Girl's Voice were all arranged.
The most exaggerated thing is that at night, BBC TV becomes an adult channel, playing adult movies and adult advertisements non-stop.
That guy is exciting.
The people of country y and zf were dizzy with anger, and later ordered Jiang Siming not to broadcast the black history of country y, otherwise it would mean insulting them, and they have the right to investigate and deal with it!
Jiang Siming said that it's okay, it's okay not to write about their black history, and it's fine to do something else.
There are a lot of talented people in the news column, and there are all kinds of news, all kinds of exaggerated news.
Arranging a news for a picture of surfing on a certain beach is called:
Unbelievable, Gao Chao is coming! Men and women are overwhelmed with excitement!
Or editing news about a photo of some school kids doing eye exercises called:
Can not bear to look! In broad daylight, boys and girls rub their sensitive parts vigorously!
Or there is another news called:
Shock! A doctor inserted a 50cm tube into the body of a female college student! Is it the loss of human hearts or the loss of morality!
And the picture below is just a doctor doing gastric lavage...
Wait, there are a lot of party news about these headlines, too many to count.
Many foreigners clicked in excitedly when they saw these titles, and after reading it, people were dumbfounded...
Author's digression: the third