Chapter 2013 Farts Can only Be Smelled by Oneself

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"Nice job, Chou."

Somewhere on the sea, Jiang Siming stood on A Chou's head and praised him with a smile.

Of course it was the monster that attacked the Dongying aircraft carrier.

Being praised, Ah Chou seemed very happy.

Just when Jiang Siming was about to finish his work and go home to sleep, a huge blue whale jumped out of the sea and swam towards Jiang Siming.

Ah Chou thought that an enemy was coming, and immediately wanted to kill the whale to protect its master.

"This is an old friend, don't do it." Jiang Siming said with a smile.

I didn't expect to meet with a blue whale again, it's really fate.

This blue whale is the whale that Jiang Siming rescued from the Japanese whaling ship, especially listen to Jiang Siming's words.

But Jiang Siming didn't expect that this time the blue whale had a litter of calves behind him.

These little whales followed behind the blue whale, and when they saw Jiang Siming, they all felt very kind, but Ah Chou was more afraid.

"Yeah, you're a mother, okay, where's your husband?" Jiang Siming squatted down with a smile and patted the blue whale's head.

The blue whale seemed to understand, and patted its tail back. Sure enough, an equally huge whale appeared, and looked at Jiang Siming a little cowardly. It was probably the first time he had contact with humans, and he was still very vigilant.

Jiang Siming noticed that the male blue whale's tail was bound by a bundle of plastic rings, and it looked like it had been out of shape for a long time.

This should be because it accidentally came into contact with marine debris and was entangled by innocent people for many years.

Alas, even without nuclear pollution, marine litter pollution is just as bad.

Jiang Siming beckoned to let it come over, and the male blue whale swam over cautiously.

With a stroke of Jiang Siming's hand, the plastic ring on the male blue whale's tail broke apart and broke away from the male blue whale's tail.

The male blue whale found the relief on his tail and knew that Jiang Siming helped it, so he immediately came over and swam around Jiang Siming for a few laps, expressing his gratitude.

"You're welcome, take care of your wife and children, you know, live a good life, be careful of marine litter, let's go, see you next time."

Jiang Siming waved to them with a smile.

The two blue whales and the blue whale babies reluctantly swam three times and gradually left.

Jiang Siming looked at them and suddenly remembered something.

You can't just build a city on your own planet, right?

After the city is built, there will be no living creatures...

On his planet, cells have not yet been conceived. If he wants to wait for the birth of beasts, he will have to wait for at least ten million years. How can he afford to wait?

In this case, we have to find a way to bring the earth's creatures a little over, so that they can live and reproduce well on another planet.

If nothing else, the environment on his planet is simply paradise for animals.

The air and water sources are not polluted at all, and no urban garbage will be seen.

There is no need to worry about being hunted by humans, except for the free competition of the biological chain, there is no need to use any survival pressure.

It's just that if you want to bring this thing, the project is too big, and Jiang Siming can't carry them one by one.

The Qiankun Ring cannot store living things, but plant seeds can be brought casually.

Jiang Siming plans to collect some plant seeds that are not available over there and spread them all over his planet.

Jiang Siming now regards transforming the planet as a simulation game, building an 'Earth' little by little.

This feeling is pretty good.

When he finds a way to bring the animals, Jiang Siming can ask the whale couple if they are willing to move with him and move in.

After everything was done, Jiang Siming returned to Shanghai.

At this time, the old man and the others didn't even know that Jiang Siming had returned.

Japan has completely blocked the news, and satellites can't detect it, so the old man really doesn't know what happened to Jiang Siming.

And Jiang Siming didn't plan to report to them so soon, so everyone knew that his ability was extraordinary.

The ability to travel back and forth between Japan and China will be treated as a superman by the old man.

At that time, it would not be beautiful to assign himself a lot of tasks, or arrange a lot of apprentices for him to train, and he would have to refuse even more headaches.

Instead, it's better to act weakly and report back after a nap.

In this way, not only does it appear that he has worked hard all night, but it can also dispel their doubts. They feel that they are just a hermit master who is a little more powerful than the sky, so why not do it.

When it comes to fishing, Jiang Siming is a professional, a proper grandfather!

On the second day, Jiang Siming finally returned a message to the old man and reported the results of the battle. He had to pretend to be very tired on the other end of the phone.

The old man was very moved, and repeatedly told Jiang Siming to pay attention to rest, and then the elder also called to condolences, and said that he would give Jiang Siming another great credit and plan to give him a military rank at the end of the year.

It made Jiang Siming feel embarrassed. Of course, the acting must continue.

As soon as the phone call was over, Jiang Siming turned off the phone and continued to sleep with his daughter-in-law in his arms...

At noon, Japan suddenly announced that it would cancel the plan to dump nuclear waste water into the Pacific Ocean.

This is no nonsense, the nuclear waste water has been drained, and they can't pour it now if they want to.

Japan also claims to do this entirely for the well-being of all human beings, and they have made a righteous decision to sacrifice the ego to fulfill the

Big I.

The losses are all lost, and you have to gain some reputation and word of mouth to come back.

However, they said this, not only did not get everyone's appreciation, but they all suspected that Japan was engaged in other conspiracies, and they all asked to check the nuclear waste water station to see if the nuclear waste water was still there.

Because of their serious suspicion, Japan has secretly drained the nuclear waste water.

This time, Japan is dumbfounded, this is really yellow mud falling off the crotch, not shit but shit.

If they agree to everyone's inspection and don't see the nuclear waste water, they will definitely think that the nuclear waste water has been secretly dumped by them, which is even worse.

Therefore, they could only ruthlessly refuse and say nothing.

If you doubt it, you doubt it, there is no evidence anyway.

Then, other countries discovered that why are Japan's military bases closed?

Japan can only say that this is because it wants to change military bases.

Then it was discovered that the scientific research base was closed, and they could only say that they were doing secret research, closed research on nuclear pollution purification technology.

But everyone found out why the emperor lost his legs and sat in a wheelchair?

Japan quickly came out to explain that the emperor thought he was too fat and cut his legs to lose weight...

In this way, Japan uses lies to explain lies one by one, and more and more lies are told, and they are becoming more and more outrageous.

This is called the mute eating berberine, self-inflicted.

After all, Japan took it all by itself.

The most important thing is not to let others know. If their aircraft carrier is found to be scrapped, then they will suffer even more.

Therefore, this pain can only be endured alone.

No matter how stinky you are, you can only smell it all by yourself, and you can't let others smell it.

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the third

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