Chapter 1887 Money Has Gravity?

Everyone pricked up their ears and looked forward to Jiang Siming's "new song".

General Ma's version of "Universal Gravity"? What is that, so strange.

Just before everyone could react, the accompaniment sang with Jiang Siming's first lyrics.

"What I regret most is creating Ali."

"I can't support the employees of the company."

"There are only hundreds of billions in the wallet."

"It's just enough to buy a few yachts."

....

puff!

The audience laughed directly.

Dong Qing, who hadn't had time to leave, also laughed for a while, and quickly moved the microphone away, covering his mouth until the crow's feet appeared at the corners of his eyes.

The horse in the audience didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

This guy, did he really come here to write songs?

It's not over yet.

"Double Eleven year after year."

"I put my claws in your bag."

"Empty your bag at night."

"Ali was created for you."

"I'm not interested in money."

"It's just a hundred million strings of numbers."

"It's all in the hands of my wife."

....

The laughter grew louder, and some audience members even burst into tears.

Mr. Ma's classic stalk was perfectly integrated into the song by Jiang Siming, and it rhymes quite a bit, and there is no sense of disobedience at all.

One of the things I regret the most in my life is the creation of Ali bb. I have no interest in money, and my salary is handed over to my wife. I have never touched money...

Aren't these the classic quotations of Mr. Ma?

The key is to match this accompaniment and Jiang Siming's brisk singing, which injects soul into the whole song.

For a time, all the audience forgot that there were two singers, Jay Chou and Fei Chen, who had not yet come on stage, and they all threw themselves into the "General Manager Ma".

The most terrible thing, the chorus part comes.

"Our fate is the agreement of the Double Eleven arrangement."

"It's like the old horse next door occasionally sells q coins."

"Actually, it has nothing to do with me."

"I've never touched the money thing~"

"To tell you the truth, singing is my real talent."

"Making money is just an accessory for me."

"Mr. Ma said that there is something called money that has gravity."

"Whenever your Taobao opens."

"I have more~several~a~billion~"

....

As soon as Jiang Siming finished singing, he couldn't help but start laughing.

The audience even laughed like a big goose zoo.

goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose...

The penguins and horses next door are all lying down.

Many viewers patted their own thighs while laughing, and may even pat other people's legs when they couldn't help it.

Everyone joked that Jiang Siming should sing this Ma Zong version of "Universal Gravity" to solicit votes, and he would definitely get a higher bounty (laugh and cry).

For a time, the audience was filled with laughter.

Those who didn't know thought it was the scene of the "Comedy Story" show.

Jay Chou, who had just finished his creation, came out of the closed room and heard a huge wave of laughter on the stage outside, which left him at a loss.

"What happened? Why is the audience laughing outside?"

The staff held back a smile and said: "This can't be explained, Jay Chou, you will know it when you go home at night and watch the replay."

The laughter outside continued for a while, and finally stopped.

Dong Qing also knew that Jay Chou had completed his creation, and both Jiang Siming and her tasks were successfully completed.

Dong Qing went back to the backstage, while Jiang Siming didn't go back to the backstage for the time being. Anyway, he had nothing to do, so he simply stepped down and went to the VIP seat to chat with President Ma.

"Mr. Jiang, you are too boring. You are making fun of me like this, and you even composed songs. It's too much!"

As soon as Mr. Ma saw Jiang Siming coming, he grinned.

In fact, he was quite happy too.

"Just ask you if it's good or not." Jiang Siming asked.

"It doesn't sound good at all, and it's not appropriate at all. I'm afraid that after you finish singing this song, our Double Eleven transaction volume will decrease in the future."

Mr. Ma said with 'anxiety'.

Jiang Siming gave him a contemptuous look and said, "If a single song can reduce the transaction volume of Double Eleven, then you underestimate the shopping ability and determination of Chinese women?"

Mr. Ma couldn't hold back any longer this time, and burst out laughing.

After laughing, Jiang Siming was invited to sit down, and the two chatted and watched the stage show.

Jay Chou and Fei Chen appeared one after another, each bringing a new song to everyone.

Jay Chou's new song is not bad, but in fact Jiang Siming feels that it is completely incomparable with his own "Gravity".

But there is no trick, this guy has too many fans, and with twice the reward, his bounty easily surpasses him.

520w+.

However, Fei Chen's is really average, which also proves that he is indeed not very capable in his own creation.

The final bounty pool is only 101w+.

Under twice the bounty, there is only 101w+, which can be said to be quite miserable.

But this is an attempt by Fei Chen himself. He just wants to know if he really has no creative ability.

I want to see if I can write a good new song miraculously under such pressure.

Seeing the result, he understood, and he no longer had this idea.

Fei Chen's bounty number also proves that it is not useful for anyone who chooses high difficulty.

Now the audience is shrewd. They will spend money if they sing well. If they sing badly, unless they are die-hard fans, they will not be willing to spend money.

Jay Chou has too many iron fans to do anything.

Dong Qing took the stage and announced that the bounty ranking of the second episode of the show was released.

The first Nintendo, 542w+.

Second place Jay Chou, 520w+.

The third place is Jiang Siming, 505w+

....

The next three are Deng Qi, Gigi Leung and Fei Chen.

Even if the three of them were eliminated in this period, as punishment, they would have to go to charity tomorrow with the bounty from this period.

There is even Jiang Siming's daughter-in-law.

But the rules of the show are like this, even though Jiang Siming didn't want her to go.

On the other hand, Deng Qi knew that he was going to do charity work, so he behaved very actively. He went home with Jiang Siming that night and packed some luggage, ready to leave tomorrow.

Knowing that Deng Qi was going out, Huo Wu and Bing Meiren were all right anyway, so they took the initiative to ask Ying to protect Deng Qi all the way.

Jiang Siming also agreed, and he was relieved to have them with him.

Although the second episode of the show is over, Jiang Siming's "Gravity" and "Money Has Gravity" have been fermented overnight.

The next day it became popular on the Internet. "Gravity" was beautiful, and "Money Has Gravity" was hilarious.

It even attracted a lot of god editors to start working on other versions and songs of other rich people.

What is the Penguin Horse version of "Happy Landlords", Wang's richest version of "Nothing" and so on.

Always because of this "Money Has Gravity", there has been a wave of changing songs and ghosts. Among them, the Xiaopo Station of Jiang Siming's family is the most lively.

Later, for a while, the two horses and one king were angry when they saw Jiang Siming, and the resentment grew high, like three resentful women.

Jiang Siming said that he is very innocent. Who asked you to often fill up cups in talk shows, and you won't let everyone have a good time after filling them up.

Justice must win! Black dog!

[Author's digression]: Yesterday's fourth update~