Chapter 1453 Stealing Guevara

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Both he and Xiaoxian discovered that someone was stealing motorcycles outside at the same time.

These days, there are thieves who dare to steal from him?

Jiang Siming laughed happily, and then said unhurriedly: "No need for now, after buying water, go out and look for him."

After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to fetch water before paying the bill.

When he came out, the locomotive at the door was gone. Just two hundred meters away, a thin and short man with long hair was pushing his locomotive and running hard.

He doesn't have the key, so he can only push the car.

Jiang Siming not only didn't panic, but took a leisurely drink of water, and then lit another cigarette.

Then he walked slowly towards the other party, and within a few steps, he walked up to this person.

"Dude, this car is pretty cool, is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.

The man was so focused on pushing the cart that he didn't have time to turn his head. He immediately replied, "Yes, yes."

"Then why don't you drive? It's so tiring to push and walk." Jiang Siming persuaded with 'kindness'.

"Well...my car is out of gas, there's nothing I can do."

"Well, I happen to have a barrel of oil here, do you want it?"

"No, no, I..." The man finally turned his head, looked at Jiang Siming's clothes, and instantly understood.

Immediately threw down the car and ran wildly into the distance.

"Almost knocked my motorcycle over and skinned you, brat." Jiang Siming held on to his bike firmly with his hands so that it didn't get hurt.

At the same time, seeing the guy running away, Jiang Siming got on the bike, took out the key to start the car, and easily chased after him.

Seeing that the man was running harder, he must have exhausted all his strength, but Jiang Siming's motorcycle still followed behind.

After running for a while, he couldn't run anymore. The man suddenly stopped running, and sat down on the ground, panting heavily.

"Brother, let me go, I will never steal motorcycles again, I will only steal batteries."

Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile, "Did you only steal batteries before?"

"Yes, I just passed Jieli today and saw how beautiful your car is, so I wanted to steal it to maintain my life."

Jiang Siming found that this buddy's accent and tone sounded like the voice of a car thief who used to be very popular on the Internet.

Can't help but curiously said: "You raise your head up."

This buddy really looked up honestly, and Jiang Siming felt more and more familiar when he looked at it.

"Your... surname is Zhou?" Jiang Siming tried hard to recall, as if the person who stole the car was surnamed Zhou, and he didn't know the specific name.

"Yeah, brother, why do you know me? What's going on now? People know me everywhere. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. ~It’s so annoying~"

The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.

Jiang Siming didn't expect that it was really him, so he searched on his mobile phone and found that he was indeed right.

Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly detonated the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens.

"It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life. You can't do business. You can only steal things to maintain your life."

"Entering the detention center is like coming home. Everyone in the detention center is talented, and they speak nicely. I really like it here."

Wait, these few quotations have been popular on the Internet for more than four years and are still talked about by many people.

Later, some netizens named Zhou as Che Guevara in Cuba because he resembled Che Guevara in Cuba.

At first I thought it was just a joke, but I didn't expect this guy to become an Internet celebrity, and so many people knew him even after he was released from prison.

"Then why don't you become an Internet celebrity? This is more profitable than stealing batteries." Jiang Siming asked curiously.

"Being an Internet celebrity is also working for others. I don't want to work for others. I will never work for others in my life. Besides, a person like me must never become an Internet celebrity. It will bring bad children."

The man answered with reason.

After listening to Jiang Siming, he couldn't help but praise his words, which is exactly what he wanted to say.

A person like Zhou can be ridiculed by everyone on the Internet, but he must not be imitated by everyone.

Do you know why Zhou became popular? The main reason is his words, which expressed the aspirations of many contemporary young people and stepped on the pulse of the current era.

"I don't go to work tomorrow, it's cool, it's very comfortable...you don't need to see clients pretending to be a grandson...you can live a little real."

This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a rapper in Chengdu is obviously just a saliva song, but it hits the pain points and resonance of many people.

It is impossible to work part-time in this life, and it is the living conditions that countless social animals want to get rid of, but it is difficult to get rid of, which vents everyone's desire for freedom.

So he became popular, even if he was released from prison, he would be targeted by those bad Internet celebrity companies, trying to package him as an Internet celebrity to make a fortune.

For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are glad they didn't meet him, otherwise he would destroy one by one!

This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money. They only look at popularity and traffic, and they don't care what this person does.

Why can't Zhou become an Internet celebrity? As he himself said, he is a bad boy, even though his character is not a bad guy.

But if he becomes an Internet celebrity, he will easily lead young people to bad

year and child.

Many children may think that a car thief can become an Internet celebrity, and I will steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal and bad tricks.

Therefore, Jiang Siming absolutely disapproved of Zhou appearing in the public eye.

It is estimated that many people will ask why Lu can rebroadcast.

Everyone needs to be clear that Mr. Zhou committed a crime.

As for Lu, he instigated the fans and ruined the atmosphere of the live broadcast.

In addition, during that period of time, he happened to be rectifying the unhealthy trends in the live broadcast industry, so he was banned. He did not commit any crimes.

So he was just banned and not legally sanctioned.

That's why.

And Zhou himself knows this truth, but don't those Internet celebrity companies know?

They just pretended not to know, because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.

"Then do you want to continue stealing cars?" Jiang Siming asked, he actually said these two words to Zhou, and he didn't intend to argue with him anymore.

This person is actually a good person. Although he is uneducated, at least he is not an outright bad person, and he still has a conscience.

"If I don't steal the car... I won't be able to live..." Zhou said with a downcast face.

Jiang Siming smiled and said, "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm the land? Since you don't have a diploma and you don't have any skills, farming is not bad."

With a bitter face, Zhou said: "I thought about it too. I thought about it when I got out of prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house. My family members don't like it when they see them taking so much money." I kept persuading me to agree, so I had no choice but to run out."

After hearing this, Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically. Zhou became angry, but he didn't go away, but his family did first.

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