Chapter 1369 Really Peeing...

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And without making them wait too long, Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of Taniguchi.

The hearts of both Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were about to jump out of excitement.

The two hid at the end of the valley, and followed all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous grass, not even daring to breathe, for fear of alarming Jiang Siming.

Both Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang prayed frantically in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!

But what surprised them was that Jiang Siming had already reached the valley entrance with his army, but suddenly stopped and refused to go in.

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were so anxious that they couldn't help shouting in a low voice: "Come in, come in quickly..."

But no matter how much they prayed, it seemed to have no effect. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at the entrance of the valley.

At first Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang wondered if Jiang Siming had seen through their plot?

But what he did next made him dumbfounded. Jiang Siming seemed to be holding back, got off his horse, quickly found a corner, and started...

pee!

Yes that's right, this guy is really peeing...

Depend on!

Liu Zhu and the two felt powerless to complain in their hearts. The trick at the critical moment was really scary, and they thought they had been seen through.

It's okay, when Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley, so don't worry.

The two began to wait quietly, looking at the back of Jiang Siming urinating leisurely, but it was a pity that this guy was not urinating in front of them.

Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will definitely go crazy with jealousy. Why is this guy so 'majestic'? ? ?

If Zhuge Liang saw it, he would probably ask a sharpshooter to physically castrate Jiang Siming.

Tell you to take away my Yueying, and tell your wives and concubines to gather in groups!

Let you become a eunuch, full of children and grandchildren, hahahaha!

This vicious thought passed through Zhuge Liang's mind, but it was just for fun.

Liu Bei's army was still waiting for Jiang Siming to finish urinating.

But for some reason, Jiang Siming didn't get on the horse after peeing, but went into the woods, and he hasn't come out for a long time.

How long has it been? Not finished yet? How many liters is this urine?

Liu Bei even wanted to ask: You drank all the water from the Yangtze River last night, right? Pee so much?

In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination, urgency and incontinence, otherwise they would definitely think that Jiang Siming had a problem with the front rank X.

After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still didn't show up.

Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but at this time Sima Yi's operation surprised him.

I saw Sima Yi grabbing a pile of leaves and shouting loudly: "My lord, the march was too urgent and I didn't bring toilet tokens (meaning toilet paper), I only found leaves."

After speaking, Sima Yi ran into the woods.

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they really wanted to curse: "His uncle!"

Pooping after peeing? ? What the hell are you doing so much!

This is fighting, not traveling?

Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little?

But even so, they still had to wait quietly, not daring to make any movement.

Compared to letting Jiang Siming into the urn, this waiting is nothing.

After a while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and he even lifted his pants, showing a happy and comfortable expression.

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were speechless for a while, can you fucking get on your horse and enter the valley quickly!

Jiang Siming finally got on his horse, but his eyes were looking in the direction of the valley. There was no one there, but he seemed to see through everything.

And with a smile on his face.

Liu Bei looked suspicious, why is this man looking at Yan Zhong and giggling? Are you fucking stupid?

But then, Jiang Siming suddenly yelled at Gu Zhong: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for Gu to enter the valley?"

Liu Bei was taken aback for a moment, Zhuge Liang's eyes were also lost!

Then came Jiang Siming's voice: "Look at your backs!"

Liu Bei subconsciously turned his head to look in the direction of the entrance of the valley, and saw that there was a group of densely packed soldiers outside the valley at some point!

Liu Bei was so frightened that he almost lost his soul, and subconsciously let out a scream.

Zhuge Liang was not much better either.

When you are concentrating on looking at one direction very carefully, when you inadvertently turn your head, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting beside you.

It would be strange not to be frightened.

"No! My lord, we've been tricked! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that Jiang Siming had seen through his scheme.

And he simply didn't enter the valley on purpose, pretending to be shitting and peeing, the purpose was to delay the time, let this army infiltrate behind them, and surround them in the valley.

Form an anti-ambush and anti-encirclement.

Zhuge Liang's scalp tingles when he thinks that the valley is covered with kerosene and hay. They must not be blocked in the valley! Must rush out!

"My lord, rush out, or we will be finished!" Zhuge Liang got up scrambling.

Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter, stood up hurriedly, greeted his soldiers, and rushed to Guwei to break through, wanting to rush out.

But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of equipment that was all the same.

Liu Beiding

At a glance, what these soldiers are holding in their hands are all crossbow arrows!

Moreover, it is Huang Chengyan's carefully developed ten consecutive arrows, which are amazingly powerful and can be fired in succession.

Liu Bei hadn't even seen it, but he vaguely felt that something was wrong, so he quickly pulled a few soldiers to the front to block it.

Whoosh!

Tens of thousands of crossbow arrows were fired continuously, continuously, without stopping. Tens of thousands of soldiers fired nearly tens of thousands of crossbow arrows at this moment.

Liu Bei's soldiers who ran to the front were shot into a hornet's nest on the spot, and thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, dead or wounded.

Luckily, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang hid behind his pistols, so they escaped the end of sudden death.

"They need to load arrows, let's take this opportunity and charge!" Liu Bei thought that the other party was holding bows and arrows.

After all, he had never seen a crossbow arrow that could be fired continuously.

This is also the first time that Jiang Siming has brought out a newly developed weapon.

The soldiers believed it and rushed towards Guwei again, but what greeted them was another round of arrows.

This time the casualties were even greater, and Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why are the arrows loaded so fast!"

"My lord, these are crossbows. I have seen them at Huang Chengyan's house before. They must have been developed by Huang Chengyan. These crossbows can shoot several rounds in a row!"

Zhuge Liang enviously said that if he had managed Yueying by himself, Huang Chengyan would definitely hand over this technology to him.

It's a pity it's too late to say anything now.

"Jiang Bei, you and I cannot stand together!"

Liu Bei cursed angrily, but before he finished speaking, the sound of horseshoes came from behind him.

Jiang Siming, led the army and rushed in!

Now it's really dumpling...

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