Chapter 1529 Principal, He Touched Me
Chapter 1529 Principal, he...he touched me
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A burst of white light bloomed in front of his eyes, wrapped around his body, expanded and collapsed quickly, and disappeared in the room in the blink of an eye.
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Another gust of wind.
He first heard a chaotic sound of footsteps, the harsh friction of the table legs moving on the concrete floor, the collision of clothes zippers and hard objects, and then a dongdongdong, dongdongdong, a bit like the sound of a mallet hitting a leather drum.
What is this?
The surroundings are in a mess. Is this the plot of Ma Dongmei chasing Xia Luo at the wedding?
Soon, he woke up, the double images and color spots in front of him faded, and the scenery became clearer and clearer.
There are many stickers on the table. In the middle is Binghe without the white bird head, on the left are snake spirits and centipede spirits, and there is an Optimus Prime dyed blue by ink. In front is a pile of books that were not sure whether they were gnawed by mice or flooded. Lin Yue dares to guarantee that if this is a martial arts novel, it will definitely not be ruined like this.
This...isn't the wedding scene? Is it... the classroom?
In other words, the plot directly starts from Charlotte's travel, or it can be said that it starts from a dream?
At this moment, the sound of "dong dong dong" came in front of him, and with a gust of wind blowing in his face, his eyes blurred and there was an extra person in front of the desk.
He looked up, oh, isn't this the first idiot in Class 2 of Grade 3, Dachun?
No, there is not only one person in front of the desk, but also another one, who was wearing glasses crookedly, pointing angrily at the big idiot who was about to step on him and said, "What do you want to do!"
That's right, it was Teacher Wang, a role model.
The double-star shoes, which were less than a foot away from his face, stopped in the air.
The big idiot smiled and said awkwardly, "Teacher Wang, do you think my new shoes look good?"
Lin Yue rubbed his temples and shook off the remaining dizziness in his mind, thinking that it was a famous scene as soon as he came.
At this moment, a stream of information was injected into his mind.
Lin Yue, male, 18 years old this year, graduated from the third grade liberal arts class of the Seventh Middle School of Xihong City, lives in Wulitun, a village in the city. His parents are still alive and he is an only child. His academic performance... is fourth in the class, counting backwards. He has better luck in the exam and can compete with Ma Dongmei for the fifth place.
Well, it's still a body, not a soul, and he is quite satisfied with this.
Qiu Ya is not a great beauty, but the part where she came out of the bath in the middle is also very tempting, isn't it?
The key is that I really want to cheat on Charlotte.
This is not good, we are all classmates, it's not good to do this...
Lin Yue tried his best to rein in the horse in his mind, forcing himself to divert his attention to the system space and confirm the content of this mission.
Main task: Without changing Charlotte's entry into the entertainment industry, let him become a Luther.
Side task-stage task (student period): Make a big news.
Task difficulty: Normal.
Task time limit: 1997-2012.
Without changing Charlotte's entry into the entertainment industry, let him become a Luther?
Is this mission still worth doing? It's a free gift, isn't it? In the movie, didn't he regret it in the end and wanted to exchange his life as a poor man with Dachun?
In comparison, the side missions are a bit difficult. Big news, what is big news? Murder, arson, and robbing women? This stuff depends on the system definition.
Or... jump off the building?
"This dream is so cool!"
At this moment, the word "cool" woke him up, and he quickly put aside the task settings in the system space and looked in the direction of the sound.
The movie's male protagonist, Xia Luo, stood in front of the blackboard with the poem "Remembering the King-Yiyi Palace Willow Brushing the Palace Wall", dancing with his hands and feet, and then winking at the desk below.
To be precise, he was looking at Qiuya, the class flower of Class 2, Grade 3.
According to the plot of the movie, what should happen next?
Oh...
Sure enough, Xia Luo walked down the stage, and Qiuya stood up with a puzzled look.
Lin Yue turned his head to look at Dachun squatting on the ground, left the desk, walked over and picked him up.
"Lin Yue, what are you going to do? Teacher Wang has fainted, so we can't beat him anymore."
Look at this guy's ecstatic expression. He thinks that finally there is a classmate who is slower than him in reaction, so he just remembered to beat the teacher now, right?
"Dachun, can you bear it?"
Dachun didn't know what he was going to do, but he nodded out of trust in his classmates.
"Okay, okay..."
He just said the word "okay" and suddenly found that his body was out of control and was pulled forward. I don't know who pushed his head from behind.
Then he felt his body tighten, and two pieces of warm, hot meat were printed on his mouth.
It felt good, and he even stretched out his tongue to lick it. Hmm, it tasted like swill, a little salty.
Then, he saw the second stupid face of Class 2, Grade 3.
"Charlotte, why are you kissing me? Haha, could it be...you like me?"
Zhang Yang, a student with buck teeth, slapped the table and laughed.
The fake woman Mengte held her chin with both hands and twisted her body shyly: "It's too exciting."
"Who the hell wants to kiss you." Charlotte slapped him, wiped his mouth fiercely, and spit two mouthfuls of saliva: "I want to kiss Qiuya."
After saying that, he looked to the side and found that the class beauty was protected by Lin Yue, who always had his martial arts novels confiscated by the teacher and could be said to be the least noticeable in the class. She looked miserable like a little white rabbit who met a big bad wolf.
"Qiuya, why did you run there, come, come here, come to me."
Lin Yue said: "Charlotte, be honest, if you molest a female classmate in class, believe it or not, I will send you to the police station?"
Speaking of the protagonist of this movie, it’s very cool for ordinary people to take on the role. After all, who doesn’t want to go back in time and rewrite the hard life, be a hottie in the class, play as a young model, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. But to be fair, a man who has graduated ten years ago spends all day lying in bed, staying at home, not going to work to make money, eating and drinking from his wife, and even using his wife’s money to buy a three-wheeler to show off at the wedding of his classmate. He's a waste, it's a bit too much. Call him a diaosi... It's really embarrassing for those men who earn five thousand a month but are called diaosi by a woman who earns three thousand a month. Diaosi earn less, but they also work hard, right? It’s not shabby to make money with your own hands, but what about Charlotte? He doesn't even deserve the title of "diaosi".
"Police station? What is a police station? I'm telling you, Lin Yue, don't try to scare me." Charlotte rolled up her sleeves as she walked forward: "Look at you, you are so quiet, but you can talk to girls. How dare you be so arrogant in my dream after blushing for just one lesson? I won’t twist your head off and use it as a ball today.”
After saying that, he picked up the book and smashed it.
According to the ranking given by Wang Yu, Dachun is the big fool. He is the second fool. He is the master who strives for the first place in his studies, but he loves to make trouble. Who doesn't know about it among the classmates? Most teachers don’t dare to force them to study, right? Where is Lin Yue? I am not good at studying, I am not good at sports, and my relationship with my classmates is average, so I give them the magical powers of East Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor, and Northern Beggar, Yang Guo, Huang Rong, Little Dragon Girl, Zhang Wuji, Wei Xiaobao, Chu Liuxiang, Ximen Chuixue, etc. It’s okay to rank them in terms of martial arts, but what’s the use of that? , do you really think that when you see injustice on the road, you can do justice to heaven by just shouting? You must have watched too many cartoons.
Lin Yue quickly turned around and hugged...no, protected Qiu Ya like an old hen: "This kid is going to molest you, I'll help you block him, run away."
"Lin...you..."
"Hey, ah, hey, ah... let's go quickly!"
"you……"
Qiu Ya pursed her lips and ran towards the back door.
Charlotte quit and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, I didn't even kick you, why are you howling?"
He kicked several times in succession, but missed and dodged them all.
"Hey, hey, I don't believe it anymore. Why can't I hit you?"
At this moment, the door opened with a bang from the outside, and the principal and dean arrived together, just in time to see Charlotte kicking someone.
"Charlotte! What are you doing!"
The whole class was silent.
The principal and dean hold the big stick of expulsion from school, which is still very deterrent to graduating students, except, of course, those who have no plans to enter college and those who are not afraid to call their parents.
Lin Yue turned aside and found Yuan Hua hiding behind the principal.
"Principal, Charlotte is crazy. He first hit Teacher Wang, then molested Qiu Ya, and now he wants to hit me."
"Pretend, pretend it for me again."
Charlotte was furious. Did he hit someone? After so many kicks, no one was hit.
"headmaster."
At this time, Qiu Ya, who was hiding in the corner of the room, spoke. Everyone thought she was going to testify for Lin Yue, because everyone saw what happened just now. If Lin Yue hadn't acted like a fool, she would have been kissed by Charlotte. .
However, to everyone's surprise, her eyes moved from the principal to Xia Luo, and then to Lin Yue. When she was done, she raised her hand and said, "He...he touched me."
After saying that, he crossed his arms across his chest, making a look of shame and anger.
The whole class was in an uproar and looked at Lin, who was upright not long ago.
Special thanks to Zhan Yun for the 5,000 starting coins, your brother Z from society, the 1,23,45 for the 200 starting coins, the nickname Tang Wenpeng, CZ3 for the 100 starting coins.