Chapter 837 Killing You, a Sycophant

In terms of this matter alone, Lingxu really went the wrong way.

Originally, Lingxu also felt that Li Wuxian could live for at least hundreds of thousands of years if he didn't talk about eternity. Those mortals don't understand, so what's the rush? The old Taoist remained calm.

But this time he panicked.

Lingxu is a very traditional Taoist priest. Observing qi, fortune-telling, and alchemy are all basic skills. When Li Wuxian fell ill, he tried to settle the blame, but he broke out in a cold sweat, and realized that he could not count as His Majesty's future existence. !

It seems that it is not the same as death, but this is equivalent to death... Lingxu is a secular national teacher, not a practitioner who is born out of this world. Everything in his Qianlong Temple is based on the powerful Da Li. It fell apart in an instant, and he still plays ball?

Even if the disease can be cured, Lingxu can also lead to other things, such as whether he will be assassinated or not... It seems that those ministers can see clearly that no matter how long you can live, leaving a seed is always for others. assured.

Therefore, he, who is used to licking the dog as His Majesty, wore a pair of trousers with the courtiers this time, and must try to make His Majesty stay behind.

However, Lingxu is different from others in that others bite the bullet and risk His Majesty's wrath to persuade him for the sake of the country's great plan, but he knows that this time he might not offend His Majesty... Someone fell from the sky yesterday, Lingxu knew of.

Maybe if you are forced, who will fall into the hands of you, hee hee.

The old Taoist said to the disciples beside him comfortably: "Go and get the compass for measuring skill. If you become a teacher for a while, you will definitely be admitted to the palace. That thing is useful."

The disciple was puzzled: "That kind of compass is not practical at all. Who can perceive the strength of cultivation? If we hide it well, we can't perceive it, and neither can the compass. Just test the two people who look similar. Whoever cultivates a little higher."

"Nonsense, otherwise, why would you throw the warehouse to eat ashes? If you tell you to get it, just go and get it." Lingxu stared: "Let's not say, ordinary people know what the compass is for? After teaching you for so long, you know how to practice , how to mess around in mortal society, watch it carefully, study hard!"

Before the words fell, a notification sound came from outside: "Guanzhu, Your Majesty announces the audience of Guanzhu."

"Sure enough." Lingxu stroked his beard and smiled: "Don't go get it yet!"

In the dormitory over there, Tang Shangshu was persuading Li Wuxian earnestly: "If your majesty is interested, we can look for it right away, whether it is literary and military strategy, handsome appearance, or piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, what does your majesty want? Shenzhou can always have something to satisfy, it is up to His Majesty to choose..."

Li Wuxian rolled his eyelids and looked at the ceiling: "I'm sick, do you want to make me even more ill?"

Tang Shangshu paused: "I really didn't intend to do that, it was just to please His Majesty..."

Gu Shizhong said: "I have a plan."

"explain."

"We can publish the list and let the world's heroes come to take the exam, and His Majesty will watch it from above. Even if we don't choose people, watching a theater can be regarded as resting and recuperating..."

"Pfft..." Qin Yi finally burst into laughter.

The two of you are Zaifu, you are more embarrassing than a country matchmaker...

The two prime ministers glanced at Qin Yi. They also knew that he was funny, but there was nothing they could do. Recommending candidates will be scolded, and it may even harm the young man; Things are given.

They really didn't believe that the vastness of China would not have a single man in His Majesty's eyes.

But what the heck, this man laughed at will while the Lord and Prime Minister were discussing matters, and His Majesty was not annoyed?

Huh... By the way, His Majesty's attitude is also a bit strange this time. He doesn't explode at once like before, as if he wanted everyone to say a few more words on purpose.

Is this a bit...

Which one of these is not a human being? In terms of the level of observing words and expressions and trying to figure out the level of Shangyi, it is even better than Taiqing. Liusu didn't understand the meaning of this, so Tang Shangshu suddenly changed his tone: "For His Majesty's plan, for the heir of the country, even if His Majesty wants to condemn the old minister, the old minister will do it too! Minister, etc. Let’s make a list now, and then come and ask His Majesty for your sins!”

After speaking, turn around and leave.

Fuck, do you want to do this! Qin Yi couldn't bear it any longer: "Wait! Are you planning to go out and make cooked rice like this, and kidnap His Majesty?"

Tang Shangshu stole a glance at Qin Yi, and said with a straight face: "The truth has been told, and I apologize!"

Qin Yi was in a hurry, he was really going to be put on the list by them, Wuxian was really tied to the fire, what's the use of killing him? For such things as recruiting relatives, the world puts up a list, and afterwards denies that it is false. This kind of lace jokes can make the world laugh for ten thousand years. Li Wuxian is a yellow-flowered girl, can she stand it?

If you hold your nose, you have to really recruit one, and whoever you want to punish the Nine Clans is an afterthought.

But Wuxian is sick and confused, so he doesn't say anything at this time? Shouldn't there be an order, and a group of guards outside blocked up and restrained this stinky minister? Why is there no movement?

Qin Yi finally couldn't help standing up for his apprentice: "How much is your head worth? Can you afford to make a joke?"

Li Wuxian's eyes suddenly became a little bright, hiding the meaning that he couldn't see clearly.

"What's a joke?" Tang Shangshu said bluntly, "Boys should be married, girls should be married, Your Majesty is nineteen, and the false age is twenty-one..."

Li Wuxian finally interjected: "I'm one year old, not that much..."

Qin Yi: ""

This is what you care about? Are you stupid?

Tang Shangshu repeatedly apologized: "The old minister is confused. Well, your majesty is already twenty. If it is an ordinary woman, the child will be three or four years old at this time! What's more, the country cannot live without heirs, which is far more important than ordinary women? It is only natural to recruit relatives like this. , What a joke! You wait for a courtier, blindly catering to your wishes, disregarding the country, old man... I will kill you, a courtier!"

Old Shangshu grabbed one side of the lampstand and was about to hit Qin Yi.

"Hey, hey, shit..."

Qin Yi ran around the table in the middle of the bedroom, Liu Su laughed so hard that he almost rolled off Qin Yi's shoulders, and the loyal guard Yu Chang covered his mouth and smiled, not showing any intention of helping her husband.

Flying around, the eunuch outside said weakly: "Master Lingxu has arrived."

Li Wuxian smiled and said, "Xuan."

Lingxu entered, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Tang Shangshu who was chasing and beating Qin Yi: "Hey, you are a dignified minister, why are you beating people here?"

Tang Shangshu put down the lampstand angrily: "I want to make a list to recruit a son-in-law for your majesty, the foundation of this country. This courtier said he would make a joke. Is this a joke?"

Lingxu secretly said that you are really good at acting, I admire you.

He took a peek at Li Wuxian's shiny appearance, and suddenly said with a smile: "Making a list to recruit a son-in-law will indeed make people laugh. People love to talk about it and make up all kinds of jokes, who can bear it?"

Tang Shangshu said angrily: "The national teacher is also acting out of treachery!"

Lingxu smiled and said, "I'm a cultivator, so I have my own tricks."

After watching the play for a long time, Gu Shizhong, who deeply felt that he still needs to learn a lot from Tang Shangshu, finally said: "What is the master's plan?"

Lingxu took out a compass and said with a smile: "This is a marriage disk. Pindao has entered His Majesty's birthday horoscope. As long as you read the spell, this pointer will automatically find a good match for Your Majesty. You can use this disk to search for it in secret. You don't need to open it publicly." It's a list. I don't know what your majesty...how do you think?"

Li Wuxian hesitated for a moment: "Is it credible? You won't point fingers?"

Lingxu patted his chest to guarantee: "The poor way will guarantee it!"

Tang Shangshu said: "If this is the case, it is a strategy to get the best of both worlds."

The most important thing is that His Majesty seems to have given in and agreed to recruit a son-in-law. Whether the plan is open or secret is a trivial matter. Even this pointer, no matter who it pointed to, in fact, the two prime ministers don't care anymore at this time.

Gu Shizhong said: "Master, why don't you cast a spell and let everyone see how it moves?"

Lingxu made a formula and pointed at the compass. Sure enough, the pointer started to move.

The two prime ministers both poked their heads and watched helplessly as the pointer on the compass gradually stabilized, pointing to...

Qin Yi's shoulder.

That's tassels.

Of course, mortals can't see the existence of tassels, otherwise they would have made a lot of fuss. The pointer they saw was of course Qin Yi.

It's late today, there's nothing tonight