Chapter 123: Smart Idiot
Zhang Yong belongs to the kind of awesome guy who can't see it at all.
Yang Yi belongs to the kind of person who is still far from being a great person, but he looks very good.
To put it bluntly, Yang Yi knows how to pretend, and it's not that Zhang Yong can't pretend, it's just that he has already passed the era of pretending.
Hank was a very winky man, and his wit saved him from a beating.
Does Yang Yi need any reason to beat someone now? He beat people for no reason at all, this Hank was acting like a big boss in front of him, it wasn't just looking for a beating.
But at the moment before Yang Yi was about to make a move, Hank's attitude changed drastically, so Hank was spared a beating, but was only slightly punished by squatting.
The standing punishment is for children, and the punishment for squatting is for Westerners, because his receding Achilles tendon lacks stretch, and squatting with the heels on the ground will make them very painful, but this movement can be done with practice Yes, for example, people who practice yoga can easily squat down.
But Hank is clearly not on this list.
Hearing Yang Yi's question, Hank, who had been staggering and trying to keep his balance, was about to stand up, but Yang Yi just hummed lightly, and immediately squatted down again.
"Yes, I am very good at picking locks. I can open all locks."
The expression was painful, but Hank answered very simply.
Yang Yi nodded, and then he continued: "Then, tell me why you escaped from prison, and why you were arrested again just after you escaped from prison?"
Hank took a painful breath, and then he begged: "Let me stand up and say yes? Please, since I'm still wearing shackles, I really can't hold on."
Yang Yi said lightly: "Keep going, you can make a long story short."
Hank spoke quickly: "That's because I found out that it was a conspiracy. They wanted to kill me. I surrendered to the nearest police station immediately after realizing this. I would rather go back to prison than I was killed by legal means!"
Yang Yi frowned, and then he whispered: "You can stand up now."
Hanke immediately stood up straight, wiped his sweat, and smiled wryly at Yang Yi: "The way you punish people is really...special."
Yang Yi said slowly: "Now tell me, what did you do to be sent to prison."
Hank touched his sweat, and then he leaned against the wall, standing like a schoolboy, and said solemnly: "Last fall, I entered a very luxurious house in Los Angeles, and I went in without triggering the alarm system at all. , then I opened the safe and stole about $20,000 in cash, three paintings worth $2.4 million, jewelry worth about $100, and a watch worth $100,000, and then, by the way, I also Took a laptop because I was planning to buy it and after seeing it I thought I could save money on a computer.”
Yang Yi couldn't help but said: "You stole so many things, and you still want to save money on a laptop, you really..."
Hank said with a frustrated face: "Who said it wasn't, my bad luck came from this computer, but it's not good to waste it."
Yang Yi waved his hand to let Hanke continue, so Hanke shrugged and said, "I sold the stolen thing and exchanged it for 800,000 dollars, and then I remembered that computer, so I opened it and looked at it. , found something good in it, wow, there is only one male lead, but there are sixteen female leads, all of them are beautiful, and then I found out that the male lead is a senator who usually looks serious, so I put The video was posted on the Seqing website."
Yang Yi shook his head and said, "You're really good, why did you do that?"
"I'm just angry. I hate rich people."
"It's not good to hate the rich, keep going."
Hank said helplessly: "I thought this matter was over, but four months ago, a friend of mine told me that he found a very good target with a lot of artwork in it. I have a special feeling for artwork. Preference, so I went to steal it, but I felt too relaxed when I first entered the door. There is no electronic alarm system. Although this thing is useless, it makes me feel uneasy without it, and the safe is not placed in the right place. So I wanted to leave immediately, but I was surrounded by the police, it was a trap."
"And then? If it's a trap that wants to avenge you, why not kill you directly."
"When the police came in, I had already surrendered on the ground, and the police still had law enforcement recorders. Under the circumstances, they couldn't kill me. They wanted to make a solid case, but I won't give them this chance."
"Go ahead."
"They found out where I kept my art, they took over my house, damn it, I've worked so hard to save it, it's all I love..."
"You stole it."
"That's all the art I stole for good measure, and my money, Falk! That's five million dollars..."
Yang Yi shook his head, he felt that he couldn't continue the conversation with a thief with a bad outlook, no, it was because he didn't communicate with a thief with a bad outlook from the perspective of a normal person.
"Okay, tell me about your escape."
"They squeezed all my money and tried to sentence me to life in prison but I had the best lawyers and I was prepared for this day, so I was sentenced to eight years, but just a few days ago , I found a chance to escape, so I unlocked the cell door, unlocked the cell, unlocked the door, and ran out."
"It's that simple?"
"Of course it's not easy, but I still ran out. I ran into downtown Los Angeles. I wanted to go to my secret stronghold, but I suddenly thought of a problem. If this is what they want me to escape, then there is a A reasonable reason to kill me?"
"Makes sense."
"So I went straight to the nearest police station and surrendered. Before I entered the police station, at least four gunmen came out. Haha, I saw through their plot again. I fled into the police station, surrendered, and then I Came here and it cost me four years, but I saved my life, didn't I, man?"
Yang Yi nodded and said: "That's right, you have a good vision and can always make the right response at critical moments, so I don't know if you are a fool or a smart person now, maybe you are a little clever the fool?"
Hank shrugged and said, "Everyone gets carried away at times. No one can be right all the time. No one can. Of course I'm no exception, but I'm not an idiot."
Yang Yi shook his head and said: "No, if you are not an idiot, you should at least find out who I am before coming in. Oh, I see, I think I understand why you came back here."