1191 Opening Highlights

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to the eighty-fifth Academy Awards, the journey of amusing Tommy Lee Jones is now about to set sail." Seth MacFarlane's first The burden caused a chuckle of laughter.

Summary of the previous situation, at the 70th Golden Globe Awards in January this year, two talented comedians from "Saturday Night Live", Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, jointly served as hosts. Personal jokes and humor, field control and rhythm have received unprecedented praise, and even been hailed as the best performance of the past decade.

After the award ceremony, all the media collectively sent fanatical praise, and the overwhelming news coverage even overshadowed the ceremony and the award itself, becoming the biggest attraction.

The only exception is "Entertainment Weekly", the top entertainment magazine that was controversial last year because of "hypegate", after a year of recuperation and adjustment, they finally recovered, although they stopped bothering with Renly. , but still maintained a gimmicky reporting style, and became the only media to sing the opposite after the Golden Globe Awards.

However, at the awards ceremony, Tommy Lee Jones, who won the Best Supporting Actor nomination for "Lincoln", was indifferent throughout the whole process and remained unmoved. Several scans of the camera captured Tommy's stink. The face has quickly become a popular focus on social networks, and a large number of emoticons have also appeared.

This is the source of Seth's first burden. The scene director's camera was aimed at Tommy for the first time. The old actor also laughed helplessly, even a little shy, and then the audience began to applaud and jeer. When teased, the atmosphere immediately became lively.

"I can't believe it, I'm standing here, in front of billions of viewers, it's really crazy." Seth finished the transition smoothly and said, "I'm standing here now hosting the Oscars, so many people I'm really honored to be unwilling to take over." The audience laughed again, "From Whoopi Goldberg to Ron Jeremy, and finally to Seth MacFarlane, which is me."

Oscar's host is a hot potato, and it was rumored that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were also candidates, but they chose to refuse after careful consideration and went to the Golden Globes. Because the Oscars host seat is a thankless position.

Seth's self-deprecating success wins the house.

"Tonight, the Oscars have a theme for the first time ever, we're going to pay homage to film and music, and there's going to be a lot of surprises below. But first things first, there have been so many great films this year, 'Escape from Tehran,' who watched Is it?" Seth routinely cut into the focus of the best picture work, and sure enough, the first topic was "Escape from Tehran", which lost the best director nomination--

Almost the whole of Hollywood is fighting for Ben-Affleck, it seems that every director chose Affleck in the voting stage, and Affleck still lost. Attempt to pass the buck.

"'Escape from Tehran' deciphers a classified document about an American hostage rescue operation during the post/revolutionary/revolutionary period in Iran." Seth spoke very quickly, trying to speed up the foreshadowing of the baggage, "when we said It wasn't a joke when the classified documents came up, so much so that the Academy judges didn't even know who the director of the film was."

This time, the audience burst into laughter.

The camera is aimed at Ben Affleck under the stage, and he shows a proud and humble smile, nodding to the audience.

Seth also added, "They know they made a mistake, Ben, it's not your fault." But this joke didn't resonate, because the voters were the guests present, and further, the big-name directors, No one wants to respond directly to this.

On the contrary, Jessica, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help laughing, and pursed her lips to hold back her smile. Renly sensed the movement, turned her head, and saw that Jessica's eyes were full of smiles.

Shaking his head lightly, he said it was all right, but Renly opened his mouth and said, "I don't like it."

He doesn't like "Escape from Tehran," a work of the caliber, but far from being a masterpiece, let alone a classic.

Jessica's eyes showed a look of surprise, and without words, the excitement and excitement that she felt were revealed.

The exchange of eyes between Renly and Jessica was only a momentary tacit understanding, and Seth on the stage also noticed the silence below, so he quickly changed the subject, "For American movies, this is a very brilliant one. In 2018, the North American domestic box office totaled $10.8 billion, in fact, for the first time in Hollywood financial staff had to work overtime to prove that a production was not making money."

To make money you need to increase taxes.

The light laughter that sounded again at the scene gave Seth a sigh of relief, but he could still feel it, and he was slightly nervous, "For some of you here, this may be a big day, because we all know that winning An Oscar trophy, which will be a guarantee of long-term success in the business."

A well-meaning laughter sounded from the bottom of the stage, interrupting Seth's rhythm, he tactfully stopped, "You guys already know what's going on, right?" This time won the applause and laughter support from the audience. , and then Seth said, "Look at Renly Hall, who made history last year by becoming the youngest Best Actor winner in Oscar history."

Applause, thunderous applause sounded abruptly.

Ren Li showed an unexpected look, turned his head to look around, and didn't quite understand the source of the applause. The camera lens accurately captured Ren Li's expression, and then projected it on the big screen. After the applause came laughter.

"And then Renly won the box office, got his third consecutive Oscar nomination, and finally, he's the sexiest man in the world, God, I want to be Renly Hall." Seth The laughter of the audience could not be stopped at all, and some people even blew their whistle coaxingly.

Turning his head, Renly saw the source of the voice: Hugh Jackman.

Jackman even winked at Renly, which made Renly laugh too hard.

"Tonight, foreign films were also very eye-catching, and 'Love' was nominated for Best Picture." Seth's introduction made the applause sound again, and the camera immediately turned to Emmanuelle Riva, and the applause suddenly became more enthusiastic. "However, I gave it a name, 'This is ninety years old'." After a half-second pause, there was a low laugh.

Seth briskly turned to the next topic again, "There are some Hollywood nobles coming to the scene tonight, and Roman Coppola won the nomination for Best Original Screenplay for 'The Kingdom of the Moon'." Cheers and applause broke out at the same time.

"This is the sixth Oscar nominee for the Coppola family. It must be very happy to grow up in such a family, right?" Seth said with a smile, "'Mom, I got an A in Spanish!',' Is it? Really? Everyone who's related to you got an Oscar.'"

This time, the audience burst into laughter.

"In addition, we have a real British aristocrat who came to the scene." Seth's words just came out, the laughter stopped abruptly, all eyes were projected in the same direction, and Seth rubbed it. He rubbed his hands together, "Lord Renly-Hall, huh, that's what it feels like to have a sudden heartbeat. So, how does it feel to be a member of the royal family and an Oscar winner at the same time?"

Amid all the attention, Ren Li showed a faint smile.

To be honest, he didn't expect Seth to be at the awards ceremony, in such a calm way, directly and directly joke, after all, it is not easy to control the proportions, but Oscar is originally a carnival party, relax and enjoy Entertainment, that's the truth.

So, in the face of such a question, Renly did not panic or annoy, and responded simply and clearly:

"it is good."

Although there was no microphone in Renly's hand at this time, the voice was clearly spread around the vicinity, and the mouth shape was very accurate. After Seth, who was standing on the stage, caught the information, he couldn't help but be stunned. Then he burst into laughter.

"Okay?" Seth confirmed in a loud voice, then nodded again and again, "Okay! Of course, of course, I shouldn't be surprised. After all, I don't have any, it must be very, very wonderful." With an expression of pretending to be lonely, he successfully created the biggest laugh--

It alludes to every top Hollywood star who is chasing fame and fortune, aristocratic status and a golden man. This is everyone's tireless pursuit, but Renly now has it all.

The back-and-forth dialogue, without too much fancy, successfully created the first happy moment of collective clapping and laughter in the audience.

"In addition, Daniel Day-Lewis, another Englishman who is temporarily determined not to be an aristocrat, also came to the scene." Seth's adaptability once again won the applause and encouragement of the audience, "Daniel, your shooting process really Very interesting, I read the magazine and it said, you're totally in Lincoln's world, 24 hours a day, and you've never been on a show. So if you saw the phone, would you be 'Oh my God, what is that'."

This time the baggage was full of laughter.

Seth himself couldn't help laughing, a little ridiculous, a little spoof, "I'm still thinking, if you met Don Chandler in the parking lot, would you want to rescue him?" The whole audience couldn't stop laughing. After coming down, even Daniel covered his cheeks and laughed happily, "I mean, how deep are you in the play?"

Later, Seth brought up "Django Unchained", "The story is about a man who is constantly fighting to win back his woman, and he is possessed by an unimaginable god of violence, but...Chris Brown and Rihanna calls it a dating movie."

Along with laughter, there were boos.

"Oh? Oh! No! We were worried before whether he would be the same as in the movie." The laughter at the scene couldn't stop, and Seth nodded again and again, "Let me tell you in advance, this is the worst joke ever. , will you feel any better?"