Chapter 330 From Now on, I Will Sleep on the Couch, and You Will Sleep on the Ground

Dark clouds cover the moon, half ashamed and half hidden. Insects chirping in the corner, sometimes strong and sometimes weak.

In the courtyard where Guan Fangyi lives, the pane lights are bright.

Niu Youdao came in the moonlight and was stopped at the gate of the courtyard. Niu Youdao smiled and asked the blocker, "Do you still know who the current owner of Fufang Garden is? I want you to be kicked out by Hong Niang." Leaving Fufang Garden?"

The guards at the gate looked at each other, one of them stayed behind, and the other quickly went inside to report.

Niu Youdao didn't care about it, and forced his way in, but the other person stopped him, and he didn't stop him.

Niu Youdao didn't pay attention to that person's mood. At this time, many people's moods were different, and he couldn't figure it out.

The reporter came back, passed by Niu Youdao, and looked back at Niu Youdao's back with cold eyes.

A servant girl came out of the closed door, quickly closed the door, blocked the door, and said nervously: "Sir, my master is taking a bath, please wait."

Niu Youdao sucked in his nostrils, and there was indeed a fragrant smell of bathing. It shouldn't be a lie, but he didn't know how long this unhappy woman would let herself dry, and immediately shouted: "Matchmaker, I will give you a moment, a moment Then I broke in."

Immediately, Guan Fangyi cursed from inside, "I just soaked in the water, I don't have enough time for a moment, wait!"

"What you say doesn't count!" Niu Youdao replied, turned around and went back to the courtyard, looking up at the moon that was sometimes covered by dark clouds.

"Bastard..." There was a murmur of cursing in the room, and no one was named, but both the scolder and the scolded knew who they were scolding.

The servant girl stood guard at the door and stared at Niu Youdao whose back was on this side.

Guan Fangyi was still punctual, and within a moment, she opened the door and came out, and two maids carried the big bathtub out.

Guan Fangyi, with long hair draped back, walked to Niu Youdao who was standing with his hands behind his back, looked at his indifferent side face with his head up and looking at the moon, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Niu Youdao leaned back slightly, stretched his head sideways and sniffed close to her body, "It's really fragrant, you can recognize a beauty by smelling the fragrance, what kind of spice do you use?"

Guan Fangyi was amused by the phrase "Smell the beauty" and said, "Guess for yourself."

Niu Youdao: "There are ready-made raw materials in Qingshan County. When I return to Qingshan County, I will get you some perfume. Sprinkle it on your body to make sure you like it."

Guan Fangyi didn't seem to believe it, and said contemptuously, "We'll talk about it when you go back alive."

Niu Youdao turned around, pulled her arm to turn her around, stroked her back, and brought her back, "Said the room."

"Don't move!" Guan Fangyi turned around and shook his hand twice.

Niu Youdao leaned on his sword as a crutch, took a step forward with a smile, entered her room, looked left and right when he entered, there was still a faint lingering fragrance after bathing in the room.

Guan Fangyi followed up, "You're making such an effort, you really want to sleep with me, right?"

Niu Youdao paced around the room and said: "Delicate and elegant, the furnishings are simple and stylish, it doesn't match your reputation."

The corner of Guan Fangyi's mouth twitched, "Stop beating around the bush, tell me clearly, why are you staring at me?"

Niu Youdao walked up to her, stood in front of the sword, and teased: "It's not that complicated, I just want to sleep with you."

Guan Fangyi scoffed, "I can sleep if I want, but I have to follow my rules."

Niu Youdao said with great interest: "What rules, tell me?"

Guan Fangyi: "You have to be able to sleep with me."

Niu Youdao: "What ability?"

Guan Fangyi: "If you can make me irresistible and force me to sleep, that's your ability. If you don't have this ability, there must be something you can get. I like talented men, such as Qin Chess, calligraphy and painting, if there is one thing that satisfies me, I will follow you."

Niu Youdao asked with a smile, "What's the standard to satisfy you?"

Guan Fangyi walked to the side of the couch, turned around and tossed her long hair, sat down, and crossed her legs, "My standards are divided into upper, middle and lower classes. The top class will naturally sleep with you, and the middle class can only sleep on the ground." , get out of the way."

Niu Youdao said with a half-smile, "It seems that you can decide whether the standard is good or bad. If you don't want to be taken advantage of by others, and you don't want to offend them, most of you can only sleep underground, but no one can tell the difference. What do you say?" Yes or no?"

Guan Fangyi stared at him suddenly.

Niu Youdao turned around, walked to the door, closed the door first, then came back, sat on her couch, sat beside her, and lowered his voice, "Can't you hear what you are talking here?"

"Of course I can't hear you if I don't yell." Guan Fangyi replied, and looked him up and down again: "What are you doing sneakily?"

Niu Youdao took out a piece of paper from his sleeve and shook it out. It was her deed of prostitution. He showed it to her, then crumpled it into a ball, and crushed it into fine powder in his hands.

Guan Fangyi was a little surprised, and immediately raised her eyebrows and said: "Don't think that this will make me thank you. Now that everyone knows about it, it doesn't matter if you have this piece of paper."

"At least I can't sell you around casually. If my heart is not with me, there is really no point in keeping this piece of paper." Niu Youdao said, looking at her, and said seriously: "Before returning to Qingshan County, sleep with me." Together, don't get me wrong, I'm not sleeping with you, I'm not interested in you, I can sleep on the floor."

Guan Fangyi's mouth twitched when she was not interested in her, "I'm still thinking about going back to Qingshan County, can you go back?"

Niu Youdao asked: "If I kill Wei Chu, will I be able to escape smoothly?"

Guan Fangyi was startled, "Are you crazy? Is he so restless? Not to mention that he is Jin Wang's confidant, if he can live to this day, if he is so easy to kill, Jin Wang's opponents would have already attacked him. It's not your turn to do it. Let me tell you, don't mess around and drag me into the water."

Niu Youdao ignored this and asked, "Do you know Su Zhao, the proprietress of Baiyunjian?"

Guan Fangyi was stunned, "Don't change the subject, you can't mess around, I want to live a few more years."

Niu Youdao: "Do you recognize Su Zhao?"

Guan Fangyi: "Of course I know her. I've seen her many times. Why do you ask her?"

Niu Youdao: "Can you remember her appearance?"

Guan Fangyi: "Nonsense, I'm not blind."

Niu Youdao got up immediately, walked to a table, took out another roll of white paper from his sleeve, spread it out on the table, and pressed the corners with random things on the table.

Guan Fangyi was curious, took a closer look, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Niu Youdao took out a prepared charcoal pencil, "What's her face shape?"

"Goose egg face!"

As soon as Guan Fangyi finished speaking, Niu Youdao had already started to draw a rough outline of an oval face on the paper.

Guan Fangyi was surprised, it was the first time she saw such a painting, only to hear Niu Youdao asked again: "What kind of hairstyle does she usually use?"

Having already roughly understood what he meant, Guan Fangyi replied: "It's just a regular woman's hair in a bun, nothing special."

She said, he drew, asked and answered.

The more you look at it, the more novel it becomes, and you don't need to ask anymore, she reminds you from time to time, "The eyebrows should be longer...the eyes should be bigger...the cheeks should be rounder..."

After a while, the portrait of the woman after continuous daubing and modification was completed, but some places were daubed so black that it was unremarkable.

Niu Youdao tore off the top piece of paper, and copied it again on the bottom one. His brush strokes were fast, and he quickly copied a clean portrait.

After the painting was finished, Niu Youdao stepped aside and asked her to look at it again, "Look, how about it, does it look like it, isn't there a big difference?"

Guan Fangyi nodded slightly, "It's nine points like this, it's about the same, the only thing missing is the charm. Let me ask, what kind of painting are you doing?" His eyes glowed a little.

Just like it! Niu Youdao pulled his hand and looked at it, feeling in his heart that he should have drawn after meeting Yuan Gang, but the two had no way to meet and did not dare to meet.

In fact, even if it wasn't for a portrait, he still wanted to see Yuan Gang. He believed that Yuan Gang also wanted to see him, but the blood experience in his previous life told them that they couldn't see him in this situation!

"Drawing in front of you will definitely make up for the lack of charm. Do you want me to draw a picture for you?" Niu Youdao asked while folding the portrait in his hand.

"Think!" Guan Fangyi nodded with eyes shining, and suddenly said vigilantly, "There won't be any conditions?"

"Really smart, two conditions."

"What conditions?"

"From now on, I will sleep on the couch, and you will sleep on the ground."

"Are you still a man? What about the second condition?"

"Someone call Shen Qiu over."

"This is the second condition?"

"Are you going to agree? If you don't agree, I won't paint anymore. One of my paintings is worth 100,000 gold coins!"

"Ghosts believe it!" Guan Fangyi gave him a blank look, but she still hurried over to open the door, and someone called Shen Qiu to go.

Not long after Shen Qiu came, Niu Youdao called him aside, gave him the folded painting, and whispered in a low voice: "Send this thing home immediately, and let the family forward it to Beizhou..."

After exhorting, Shen Qiu silently nodded, finally agreed, took the things and left quickly.

Guan Fangyi said contemptuously: "Sneaky, you can tell at a glance that you are not doing good things. What do you mean by following Su Zhao? Let me tell you, behind her is the King of the West Court. That prince is in charge of the royal family. It has a lot of influence."

Niu Youdao closed the door, turned around and asked, "Are you still painting?"

Guan Fangyi immediately walked to the dressing table, sat in front of the dressing table, and took the comb, "Wait a minute, I'll tidy up first, my hair is disheveled like a crazy woman."

"No, just draw like this."

"How can I do that, it's so ugly."

"It's fine if I say yes. You are old and your appearance is not as charming as yours. Believe in my eyes, there is nothing wrong with it."

"Niu Youdao!" Guan Fangyi was angry, and turned her head to stare.

"Are you still drawing or not? Get on the couch and lie on your side..."

In the end, Guan Fangyi was fooled into lying on the couch by him.

Under Niu Youdao's instigation, he supported his head with one arm, bent his legs, and posed in a coquettish and seductive posture, which made the woman look annoyed, obviously dissatisfied, but obedient and at her mercy.

Niu Youdao took the small incense burner in the house again, lit it, and placed it in front of her, as if lying on his side to smell the incense.

Then he moved the painting table to the front of the couch, and just started painting.