Lazy God Possession

Chapter 633: I Am Doudou

Now that Wang Ziyang stood up, he didn't plan to sit back. He strode towards the podium, waved to Wan Keke and said, "You can go."

"You...you are bold...I, I am dadoudou..." Wan Keke persisted like a wounded lone wolf, insisting that this might be the last straw.

"You're not beating Doudou, you're just Doudou." Wang Ziyang smiled. He bowed his hands to the audience and said, "Sorry, I didn't expect to interrupt the meeting like this, but I really can't stand it anymore."

There was an uproar in the audience, and they all looked at Wang Ziyang with incredible eyes. Such a young man in his early twenties said that he was Wang Ziyang, and that dadoudou's teacher?

Although many people's achievements were made when they were in their twenties or even in their teens, the prince Yang in everyone's hearts should be an octogenarian and respected old man.

Is this Prince Yang twenty years old?

The person in charge of the meeting said a few words to the security guard, and the security guard said a few words into the walkie-talkie, walked up to the stage, and said to Wang Ziyang, "I'm sorry, sir, please return to your seat."

Prince Yang shrugged, and didn't intend to object. He didn't think that he was a special soldier like Zhao Gaofeng, who could take down ten security guards by himself, and there was no point in conflicting with people here.

"But before I step down, please let me tell a story." Wang Ziyang smiled and said, "To be precise, this is a little joke."

The person in charge waved slightly to stop the security guard.

"This joke was originally circulated on the Internet. It said that a reporter went to Antarctica to interview a group of penguins. He asked the first penguin, what do you do every day?"

"Penguin said, eat, sleep and hit Doudou!"

Wang Ziyang told this story in Chinese. After saying this sentence, those who knew the story in the audience started to laugh.

And Wang Ziyang listened carefully to the English translation of the simultaneous interpreter, and nodded. The simultaneous interpreter obviously got the essence of the joke. When translating, he specially matched Da Doudou with "playPeas, hitpeas", and quickly Explained a sentence.

Now, everyone got the meaning. Hitting Doudou is not a name, but an action.

But where's the joke?

"Then the reporter asked the second penguin, and that penguin still said, eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou. The reporter asked the other penguins with confusion, and the answer was the same, so he kept asking 99 penguins."

"When it was the hundredth penguin's turn, the penguin replied: eat and sleep."

"The reporter was puzzled and asked it, why don't you hit Doudou?"

"The little penguin cried immediately and said..."

Having said that, Wang Ziyang turned to Wan Keke and said, "Let Professor Wan tell everyone what the little penguin said next."

Wang Ziyang bowed to the audience, raised his eyebrows, and quickly stepped off the stage.

Everyone in the audience was curious about this story, and whispered to each other. Some people thought about it back and forth, and they roughly understood what the little penguin didn't say, but those who knew the story all looked at Wan Keke. understand what.

Wan Keke stood on the stage in a daze, still wondering what the little penguin said.

Why should he say this sentence?

As I said before, Wan Keke is a person who lives in the "second world" away from the turmoil of the Internet, and he has never heard of this story.

So when people in the audience asked him what the little penguin said, he was still puzzled.

He only saw his student Xiao Cheng anxiously waving to him from the audience, but he didn't understand what Xiao Cheng was anxious about at all. He pointed at Wang Ziyang and shouted to the security: "Catch him quickly! He It's disrupting the meeting place, he's plotting something wrong!"

The person in charge was confused, until a staff member trotted over and handed him the mobile phone in his hand.

The person in charge took a look and immediately widened his eyes.

In the audience, some people also raised their phones and compared them with Wang Ziyang.

A commotion passed back and forth, and finally someone shouted loudly: "He is Prince Yang!"

"He is Prince Yang!"

"It's really Wang Ziyang!"

Lu Ben, the review editor of the "Science" journal, finally found the real body of Wang Ziyang, and after discussing with the person in charge, they posted the news on the website of the "Science" journal, and attached Wang Ziyang's real body. photo.

That's right, it's him!

This looks like a young man in his twenties!

He is the mentor of Doudou!

Wang Ziyang didn't know what happened, even if he knew, he didn't care, walked off the stage quickly, said something to Shu Haiqing, and planned to leave.

There's no need to stay here. Judging from the situation, even if they don't make a move, the idiot Wan Keke can kill himself.

"Sir, please stop!" The person in charge hurriedly stopped him, "Mr. Wang!"

"Is there anything else?" Wang Ziyang was not happy, you asked me to come down just now, and I am coming down now.

You let me stay again, and you still want to arrest me?

"Excuse me, is this you?" The person in charge took out his mobile phone and showed Wang Ziyang the photo.

"That's right, it's me. Have you ever seen someone else so handsome?" Wang Ziyang looked at the phone, the photo was a bit handsome, a bit ugly, and of course only his second brother Wang had such a temperament, who else could have such a temperament? Such an outstanding appearance and temperament?

"Are you really Prince Yang?" At that moment, the person in charge felt absurd.

"Is it interesting to ask so many times?" Wang Ziyang became impatient.

"Then he..." The person in charge pointed to Wan Keke on the stage.

"Sorry, I don't know him." Wang Ziyang shook his head.

Who knows this kind of garbage?

The sweat of the person in charge immediately flowed down.

Oolong, super big oolong, this is troublesome!

And at this moment, the staff responsible for the verification also came back, and the "Science" journal swears that this person is indeed Wang Ziyang!

Wang Ziyang was invited to the stage by the person in charge, and now everyone understood.

Looking at Wang Ziyang and Wan Keke standing next to him, he felt that there was a good show to watch.

"Hi, my seniors. My name is Wang Ziyang. I have little knowledge. So far, I have only one achievement. I have made metal hydrogen." Wang Ziyang smiled, took out a disc from his pocket, put it on the table, and then took it out again. A shining cube was placed on top of the disk.

Yes, above.

A small cube was miraculously suspended above the disc, without any support, but it stopped there firmly, and the invisible magical force fixed it there, motionless.

Wang Ziyang stretched out his hand and flicked it lightly, and the small cube circled around the top of the disk, as if the moon was orbiting and revolving around the earth non-stop.

Superconductors are completely diamagnetic and quantum tunneling effects determine that when an ultralow body is placed above a sufficiently strong magnetic field, it will be locked in a position in the air, or slide on a fixed track.

This is the so-called "quantum levitation".

And this small cube was taken out from Wang Ziyang's pocket. There is no liquid hydrogen, no liquid nitrogen, no dry ice, and no fog generated by the air being cooled around. The room is very warm, about 18 degrees. room temperature... superconducting!

"Wow!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Ouch!"

The cup shattered, the chair fell to the ground, the notebook shattered, and the sound of screams and screams rang out at the same time.

This is metallic hydrogen!

That small cube, like a jewel, seems to be able to run forever, at this moment, it surpasses all treasures and attracts everyone's attention.

Metal hydrogen! The brightest pearl on the crown of human material science!

No one knows how beautiful it is until they see it!

It is more beautiful than any precious metal or gemstone in this world.

Metallic hydrogen is, of course, the most expensive metal on earth!

Wang Ziyang said that he has little knowledge and only one achievement so far, that is, the production of metallic hydrogen.

This feeling is like saying: "I'm not targeting someone, I'm just saying, everyone here is rubbish."

"Metal hydrogen!" The moment Wan Keke saw the metal hydrogen, he rushed forward almost irresistibly, wanting to grab the metal hydrogen in his hands.

His thesis has been written, but he does not have metal hydrogen in his hands, because metal hydrogen is guarded by heavy soldiers in the research room of the Seventh Institute.

And now, the material was right in front of him.

Before he rushed up, he felt a tight shoulder, and several people grabbed him and pressed him to the ground.

"You can't do this! I'm a guest speaker, I was invited by you..."

"Kick him out." When watching Wan's scientific research, the person in charge looked so ugly, "I'm sorry, Professor Wan, you are not qualified to participate in this conference. We will sue the police in your country for what you have done. You're trying to cheat..."

Then when he looked at Wang Ziyang, he showed a friendly smile again, dear!

If Wang Ziyang hadn't come out, I'm afraid he would have become a laughing stock.

But now, this conference will become a legend.

Wan Keke and Xiao Cheng were thrown out of the conference room, and someone kicked him in the ass taking advantage of the chaos.

"You can't do this, let me tell you! I'm Wan Keke, I'm the master..." Wan Keke didn't give up, and wanted to go back. Several security guards pulled out their batons and stared at him.

Several police officers in charge of security came over, and Wan Keke frantically pushed them away: "You can't touch me, I can peel off your tiger skin with just a phone call! I warn you!"

The angry face of the person in charge appeared at the door: "Get him out!"

When Wan Keke was strung up and thrown onto the road, his whole body seemed to be hollowed out.

He sat there for a while, and asked Xiao Cheng beside him with a livid and silent face, "What's the meaning of that kid's joke?"

Xiao Cheng didn't speak.

Wan's scientific research is over, and as a student of Wan's scientific research, he is also finished. His scientific research career has just begun, but it has already been covered with a layer of stains, and his future has ended before it even started.

Xiao Cheng took out his phone, searched it, and handed it to Wan Keke.

Seeing what the little penguin said, no matter how slow Wan Keke was, he understood.

He wanted to cry and laugh, but what Wang Ziyang asked him to say was: "I am Doudou..."

It turns out that I am Doudou... (To be continued.)

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