Chapter 1: The Magical Passenger Seat

At noon in the scorching heat, the sound of cicadas was so weak that several police cars were parked in the parking spaces under the trees in the backyard of the Chengguan Police Station in Wenji County.

Seven or eight policemen are queuing up outside a police car numbered 0088. In order to resist the scorching sun, some of them are holding umbrellas, some are holding newspapers to block the sun, and some are fanning the wind with hats, all sweating With a full face, he looked forward eagerly, and muttered in his mouth: "It's my turn, it's my turn, you should hurry up, one person for two minutes, it's a bit disciplined!"

Even if he was dizzy from the heat, he didn't want to leave like this.

Not only did they not leave, but they insisted on squeezing forward, for fear that their seats would be taken by others.

"Brother Zhang, look at the sun is so poisonous, why don't you just go back and turn on the air conditioner, if you suffer from heat stroke again, it will be terrible." Xiao Li, a film policeman, said to old Zhang, a household registration policeman.

"Fuck you bastard, why don't you go back and turn on the air conditioner?" Resident policeman Zhang was transferred to the household registration police after being injured. He was also very hot-tempered at the beginning. .

After punching Xiao Li twice, Lao Zhang raised his wrist to look at his watch, and hurriedly pulled the car door: "Okay, okay, it's finally my turn!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the thin monkey in plainclothes who was leaning on the co-pilot, pulled him out, and sat in with his own ass.

"Ah..." As soon as he sat in the passenger seat, Lao Zhang let out a sigh of relief. I just feel that the seat fits everywhere and is uncomfortable everywhere. The soft seat, the cool mat cushion, the air blown by the air conditioner in front of me is just right, and the slight vibration of the engine is like a massage.

Old Zhang heaved a sigh of relief, searched his brains, but couldn’t find any words to describe this feeling. If you want to compare it, it’s like chasing fugitives when you were young, working hard all day and night, and throwing yourself on the warm bed at home. Never mind, it feels the same as before I fell asleep.

It was so comfortable and so nostalgic.

Sitting here, it seems that even the old problems on the lumbar spine can't be felt.

"Chen Suo changed the car seat?" When two minutes were up, Lao Zhang stood up with the great perseverance of an old criminal policeman, and asked Xiao Li, who was anxious to get in, wondering: "Where did you change it? How much is it? I'll change it too."

"I want to change it too!" Xiao Li said. He had sat in the co-pilot in the morning, and he didn't feel very comfortable. In such a short time, it is impossible to change the car seat. The only thing that happened in the meantime... was that kid Sit here for a while.

What did you do to this car seat, kid?

Forget it, leave him alone.

Xiao Li shook his head and put aside his unreliable thoughts. He was about to get into the co-pilot. After waiting for more than ten minutes, it was finally his turn.

At this moment, the window on the second floor was pushed open, and a steady voice sounded: "Xiao Li, come here."

"Ah...Chen Suo..." Xiao Li's expression was like being kicked by someone, and he was completely stunned.

It's not easy to get in line, don't bring such a playful person, Chen Suo!

"Chen Suo called you, don't hurry up!" A policeman behind him pulled him away, and slipped into the passenger seat with a snort.

After closing the windows and shutting out the hot air, Chen Wei, director of the Chengguan Town Police Station, shook his head: "What are these guys doing?"

This is a small office, with a half-new executive desk on one side, and two sets of reception sofas in front of it, on which a teenager is lazily lying.

Some of the old air conditioners were beating weakly, desperately trying to lower the temperature in the room, but the room was still stuffy.

When Chen Wei saw the young man, he became furious, and stared, "Sit down for me!"

If other people in the police station were here, they would have stood up at attention in fright. Chen Wei is upright and always majestic, and his subordinates respect him very much.

But the boy made a face, pretending he didn't hear it.

Chen Wei raised his big slap, waved it around, but finally patted the boy lightly on the head: "You! You will drive me to death sooner or later!"

Seeing that the boy wanted to laugh, Chen Wei glared again: "Don't laugh!"

However, in front of the young man, 100% of his prestige is 20%, and this is still the face given to him by the young man.

The boy's name is Nan Ming. Although he is 20 years behind Chen Wei, he is Chen Wei's little cousin.

The director of the Chengguan Town Police Station is already a very important person in this small city. People who ask him to do things can line up from the police station to the Central Street, but this little cousin who has dangled in front of him since childhood, but It was the person who urinated on his neck, and the older generation even held him in their hands and loved him tightly.

Regardless of Chen Wei's prestige in this office, as long as Nan Ming goes out to file a complaint, he will kneel on the washboard at night.

Resisting Chen Wei's prestige, Nan Ming was not at all proud.

As the youngest of many brothers and sisters, Nan Ming likes to pretend to be a fool when dealing with these big brothers and sisters.

But today's matter is not easily resolved.

It is really too big a disaster for him.

"Still laughing, if I laugh again, I'll call my aunt!" Chen Wei had no choice but to take out his weapon.

Chen Wei's aunt is Nan Ming's mother.

Nan Ming finally stopped laughing, and said with a bitter face: "Brother, listen to my explanation. I didn't intend to jump off the building on purpose, there is nothing I can do."

"There is no way? I can jump off the building if there is no way? I was so scared that I almost peed my pants!" Thinking of just now, Chen Wei couldn't help but get angry.

When he heard policeman Xiao Li report that he saw a boy about to jump off a building while on patrol, his heart skipped a beat.

In fact, it is not the first time that Nan Ming wanted to jump off a building. In the past six months, he has been tossing a lot, but he was stopped at the embryonic stage before. This time, he found the opportunity and climbed to the top of an old warehouse.

Fortunately, he, Chen Wei, arrived in time, and after delaying for a while, let the firefighters lay in ambush downstairs, and the catch was accurate, and no one was killed.

"Brother, haven't you noticed that I am different now?" Nan Ming asked Chen Wei as he spread his hands.

"What's the difference?"

"I have superpowers!" Nan Ming said.

There was a "pop", but it was Nan Ming who was knocked out of his head by Chen Wei, who was in a state of exasperation.

However, after Nanming said this, Chen Wei realized that Nanming was indeed different.

Ever since she mysteriously disappeared for a few days half a year ago, Nan Ming has been lazy and sick all day long, weak in speaking and doing things, and even can't go to school.

The family took him to see all kinds of hospitals, even Xiehe Hospital, but the doctor came and said: "Your child is not sick, he is just lazy. If you insist on saying that he is sick, it is lazy cancer."

lazy? Can you be so lazy that you would rather starve to death than eat? Can you be too lazy to lie in bed for a few days without eating or going to the bathroom? Can you be so lazy that the whole family and even the police are dispatched to look for him everywhere, only to find him lying on your bed the whole time?

There are many strange things, but there is no explanation. Nanming's family can only take the doctor's joke of Xiehe Hospital as an acceptable reason, that is, Nanming really suffers from lazy cancer, an incurable disease.

In fact, Nan Ming did not suffer from lazy cancer, but was possessed by the "lazy god".

The so-called lazy god is of course not a god. In the words of this thing itself, it is a "plug-in" attached to Nan Ming's soul.

This thing is not only attached, but also parasitic, constantly absorbing nutrients from Nanming's body to grow.

The savage absorption at the beginning almost sucked Nan Ming to death, first he became thin, and then his whole body became weak. When the energy in Nan Ming's body was absorbed, Lazy God began to absorb Nan Ming's "sense of existence".

It is also because of this that Nan Ming felt the magic and terror of the lazy god.

He is clearly in his room, but no one pays attention to him.

In the end, even the mirror could no longer reflect his shadow, as if he had become a ghost.

Nan Ming didn't even know how he survived. Anyway, he was almost dead when he was discovered. This also let Nan Ming know that if he didn't subdue the "lazy god", don't talk about the life he likes. Can't even live to my next birthday.

Although Nan Ming is young, he has a tenacity.

That's how he jumped off the building later: If you don't compromise, die with me.

Forced to die by Nan Ming, Lazy God finally compromised and reached an agreement with Nan Ming.

It is impossible to stop absorbing energy, because growth is the instinct of the lazy god, but in order for Nanming not to be sucked dry, the lazy god provides special help for Nanming.

The relationship between the two parties has changed from parasitic to symbiotic, with Nan Ming providing nutrients and Lazy God providing a special ability.

The nutrients needed by Lazy God are divided into two types, one is energy and the other is "positive energy".

Energy comes from food, which is relatively easy to save, just eat more and move less.

"Positive energy" covers more aspects. The sense of accomplishment, satisfaction, and happiness are all positive energy, and the sense of existence is barely considered.

All in all, after being "possessed by the god of laziness", Nan Ming seems to have to follow the advice of the god of laziness to live a life of "eating, being lazy, having sex and enjoying" if he wants to survive.

In the corner of Nan Ming's line of sight, there is a row of ten indicator grids, each of which is finger-long and thick with chopsticks, which looks like a row of energy tanks.

According to what Lazy God left before he went dormant, after these ten indicators are filled, Lazy God will evolve, and Nanming will be able to get rid of the life that is worse than death.

As a result, in the "to-do list" on Nan Ming's mobile phone, there was an additional important to-do item marked in red with three exclamation points: "gather ten grids of energy".

Nan Ming has a lot of dreams, but if he wants to fulfill his dreams with a small life, he must first get rid of the restraint of the God of Laziness.

And this goal, the current degree of completion is... 0%.

At the upper left of the field of vision, the last grid has bottomed out, and it is still flashing a faint red. This is the lazy god reminding him that he needs to replenish energy.

If the energy is exhausted, Nan Ming will be absorbed into the existence again, he doesn't know if he can make up for it this time, if he disappears, who can he ask for reasoning?

Moreover, the new ability "Enhancement" given to him by the lazy god also needs to consume energy.

"Chen Suo!" Xiao Li knocked on the door and came in, although he was full of reluctance, but Chen Suo summoned him, even if he had ten guts, he wouldn't dare not to come.

"Well, have you sorted out the record of this kid jumping off the building?" Chen Wei asked seriously.

The record of Nan Ming's jumping from a building is a big killer, and it is best to use it to threaten him.

Xiao Li glanced at Nan Ming who was lazily lying on the sofa, and said in a low voice: "Chen...Chen Suo, I've finished tidying up."

"Why don't you bring it to me after finishing it?" Chen Wei made a straight face, and Xiao Li stood at attention in fright.

Seeing that he was still majestic, Chen Wei recovered a little bit of the frustration he got from Nan Ming, and looked at Nan Ming proudly, but the boy closed his eyes and fell asleep there as if he had nothing to do with him.

Chen Wei was furious again, wishing he could give this kid a good beating.

Seeing that Xiao Li turned around and wanted to get the transcript, Chen Wei stopped him again: "I see a bunch of you are down there, what are you doing?"

Xiao Li was tongue-tied and didn't know how to answer. Nan Ming also secretly complained in his heart. If he knew that he would not follow his cousin back, he used the car seat as a test product to test his "strengthening" ability.

I didn't expect the ability to "strengthen" to be so strong!

Strengthening, the special ability bestowed by Lazy God on Nanming, it can strengthen the attributes of the item itself.

On the way back, Nan Ming sat in the co-pilot, and used the enhanced ability on the seat once, and the result is now like this.

The seat that gives people an unimaginably comfortable experience has indeed provided Nan Ming with a lot of satisfaction, and his last bit of energy is all supplemented by these satisfactions.

In fact, Nan Ming didn't mind telling Chen Wei about his superpowers. During his "lazy cancer", Chen Wei worried a lot about him.

Chen Wei never stayed away from him when he was "lazy cancer". He believes that now that he is a "lazy god", Chen Wei will not betray him.

But now that a car seat has caused such a big disturbance, Nan Ming thinks it's better to be careful.

"Chen Suo." Hearing Chen Wei's question, Xiao Li finally couldn't help asking: "Chen Suo, when did you change the co-pilot's seat? How did it become so comfortable?"

"Seat? What the hell is a seat?" Chen Wei didn't understand at all, and his face was full of disbelief: "You people, you don't take a nap in the middle of the day, and you are basking in the sun, just to sit in my passenger seat ?”

When did his co-pilot become so expensive? It's just an ordinary Santana 3000 police car. Although it's in better condition than the other two Poussin cars in the police station that should have been eliminated long ago, it's not that exaggerated, is it?

Seeing these two people looking at each other, Nan Ming thought it was super funny, and couldn't help laughing beside him.

"Why are you laughing..." Although Chen Wei was the director of the police station, he was a serious criminal investigation expert, and Nan Ming was sitting on that seat just now, thinking about it now, he became suspicious.

Xiao Li had also sensed it a long time ago, and the two of them turned to look at Nan Ming at the same time.

"What the hell did you do just now?" Chen Wei asked Nan Ming.

"Hmm..." Nan Ming finally thought of a plausible reason, "You've heard of a piano tuner, right?"

"how?"

"Then have you ever heard of a seat adjuster?"