Lazy God Possession

Chapter 872: Killing Cats and Dogs

Huge water waves splashed in all directions, blocking everyone's sight. Didikas Island is a volcanic island. The sea water around it is very shallow, and the splashing water waves are sprayed in all directions. Even the rock bed by the sea is exposed. out.

The two landing craft were overturned by the huge waves, and the soldiers who fell into the water were rolling, screaming, and struggling in the waves, but they were like toys, rolled up by the waves, thrown high or sucked into the bottom of the sea, and they couldn't help themselves.

In this huge wave, a black figure slowly stood upright.

At noon in the northern waters of the Philippines, the sun was dazzling. The huge figure, covered with water droplets and standing in the center of the splashing water waves, was like a holy image bathed in divine light.

"What the hell is this!"

Everyone on the three ships participating in the exercise was stunned.

Whether it was the Murasame, Chunyu, or Pilar, or even a small boat behind, observers from various countries watched the exercise with binoculars from afar.

Just now, they thought that the two Japanese warships were crazy and wanted to kill Hu Zhuofei and others on Philippine soil.

In the blink of an eye, two huge Black Hawk helicopters were destroyed, and no one on board was spared.

The landing craft has also been overturned by this force.

But what appeared in front of them was a scene that should never have appeared here.

This Japan-Philippines joint military exercise is very important to the Philippines. Although only a pitiful helicopter and dozens of soldiers actually participated in the operation, they can still make them write a lot and make a lot of publicity .

So they brought reporters.

The reporters were all staying on the Pilar. At this moment, the reporters were all stunned, not knowing whether to continue filming or shut down the ship.

"Is this... an alien invasion?"

As far as the eye can see, it is a huge, humanoid robot.

Its appearance is very simple and unadorned, its body proportions are the same as those of human beings, only dozens of times larger, like a giant wearing armor, standing in the sea water three to four meters deep, but the sea water only reaches its calf .

Can this thing be made by humans?

impossible!

This must be alien technology!

Aliens have invaded!

At that moment, the people on several ships suddenly had a sense of sight of the Hollywood movie "Super Battleship".

Who will win when giant ship cannons face off against alien invincible technology?

no hope...

On the Murasame and Chunyu, the young sailors who still had the full aura of the second class made all kinds of voices in their mouths.

"Zaku!"

"Gundam!"

"EVA!"

"Machine No. 1!"

They yelled one after another, and even the young crew members on the Pilar couldn't help calling out these names.

"No, this is... Mech God Soldier..." The captain of the Murasame shook his head slightly, feeling extremely bitter in his heart.

He remembered that such a name was mentioned in the briefings collected before the operation.

I thought that this was just a child's babbling, even if it was Lanshen Technology, it would be impossible to create such a thing, but now it has appeared in front of everyone.

His eyes focused on the huge "mecha" standing in the sea water, and he saw at a glance that there were two prominent logos on its chest.

On the left is the whirlpool logo of Lanshen Technology, which looks like a fantasy galaxy. On the right, it is the head of a little boy with a bad grin and a tooth missing. Below it is written five small characters the size of fists: "Bear Kid Technology."

On its belly, there is also a line of inscriptions that look like laser-etched: "Mech God Warrior Trial Model Small Bench No. 1."

The text is not large, but it is clearly visible under the telescope, clearly explaining the origin of this giant robot.

At this moment, the giant robot shook its head lightly, like a person emerging from the water, shaking its head on the surface of the water, shaking the water from its ears and hair.

This movement is very human-like, light and fast. Although it still looks a little slow because of its huge size, its movements are not like a robot at all.

It's more like a human being magnified countless times.

"This thing...can really move?"

And, still so mobile?

It seemed that shaking its head made it lose its balance. It naturally took a step back, supported its body, and regained its balance. Its balance was no different from that of a human.

Then it lowered its head, and the mask on its face suddenly rose, revealing a tough and handsome face like an ancient Greek statue.

It's just that the entire cheek is made of silver-white metal, not flesh and blood. The next second, the corner of its mouth twitched, revealing a similarly contemptuous smile.

Even if all the languages ​​in this world are exhausted, it is still impossible to describe the shock that everyone felt when they saw this scene.

And, the unspeakable fear in my heart.

In this world, there is a theory called the "uncanny valley" theory, which is a hypothesis about how humans feel about robots and non-human objects.

When a robot is similar to a human, humans will find the robot very cute, but when the similarity exceeds a certain level, humans will suddenly become extremely disgusted and sensitive to it, that is, even a little difference between a robot and a human will appear very conspicuous and dazzling , so that the whole robot has a very stiff and terrifying feeling. At this time, the more simulated, the more terrifying.

To give a simple example, people think the fluffy puppet toys are cute, but when they look like C-3PO in Star Wars, people feel a little uncomfortable. If they look like the one invented by Japanese scientists, they can make facial expressions At the level of the robot, it can already make people feel disgusted and frightened.

At this time, what they felt was such a strange awkwardness.

The gigantic robot in front of him is like a human in armor, no matter in appearance or mode of action.

But it is not, it has a stiff, metal face, and this metal face can still make a weird look of contempt.

Fortunately, after showing this expression, the mask closed again with a click.

"How about it, the expression I designed is very good, it shocked them all!" In the communication channel, Chen Haocong said triumphantly.

This nervous guy actually didn't realize that these people were overwhelmed by something.

Lu Rongrong rolled his eyes at him, ignored him, and just said, "Uncle Chen, how do you feel?"

"Everything is normal!" Chen Yong's calm voice came.

In the chest and abdomen of "Small Bench No. 1", there is an airtight space about two meters square. Chen Yong, who is not tall, is wearing a modified powered exoskeleton in this space. He was suspended on a bracket, and beside him, after splicing and processing of cameras, a 360-degree real scene projection was performed.

This is the operating principle of "Small Bench No. 1", which directly connects the mecha with Chen Yong's powered exoskeleton, and controls the mecha through Chen Yong's automatic reaction and program correction.

This feeling is a bit strange, like a scratch in the boots, always feels unreal, but Chen Yong soon got used to it.

What shocked him the most was that he landed from the sky at such a high speed. Even though the mecha automatically squatted down to buffer with his body, he didn't feel any discomfort in his body.

In fact, as Elke and others had previously worried about, an extremely fast aircraft such as the White Bird cannot be manned, because no one can withstand such a large gravitational acceleration and momentum.

The same goes for small bench number 1.

Although Chen Haocong and the others installed a powerful magnetic shock absorber on the control cabin, it was still impossible to completely counteract the acceleration of gravity. The method they used was also like cheating.

That is to throw Chen Yong into the Lazy Gym to recharge for two hours, and then resist this acceleration of gravity, and the weight will be lifted as lightly.

This method of operation is extremely simple and direct because it directly corresponds the mecha to the body. For example, some cameras were stained with water droplets just now, and they were a little blurry. Chen Yong just shook his head, and his vision immediately became clear again.

The auxiliary control system automatically detects and locks on the people around to help Chen Yong analyze the situation.

This combat assistance system is hundreds of times easier to use than the assistance system on the best aircraft that Chen Yong has ever driven. He fell in love with it as soon as he used it.

At this point, a prompt sound is heard: "Camera found!"

"Camera found? Looks like there is a reporter?" Travis's voice sounded: "Hurry up, open the ad!"

"Can you not open the ad?" Lu Rongrong asked weakly, "We've only been handsome for three seconds!"

"That's not okay. We got sponsors and received advertising fees. If we break the contract, we will be accused of bankruptcy." Travis said, "Who made us too poor?"

"Open the advertisement." Chen Haocong ordered sullenly.

Even Chen Yong, who is used to obeying orders, felt a little helpless at this time. He was silent for two seconds before replying: "Yes, open the advertisement." Then he directly ordered in a low voice: "Recycle the double swords!"

With a sound of "嗤", like the sound of steel wires popping out, the two steel wires on his shoulders tightened instantly, and the two swords that flew out were retracted.

When the swords were close to him, he raised his hands, grasped the two swords precisely in his hands, and crossed them in front of his chest.

The two swords were in hand, and then suddenly lit up, showing two lines of writing on them.

When the two swords of the Mecha Godly Soldier lighted up, everyone present thought it might be some kind of high-tech laser sword or high-frequency sword.

Who would have thought that after the light was on, everyone would be dumbfounded, there were only two lines of words on it.

About a few hundred meters away, on the small boat that had just approached, a major observer from China saw the words on it, and spit out his saliva, spraying the head of a Thai officer who was half a head in front of him.

A military officer from Taiwan next to him also looked constipated.

Mech God Soldier Bench No. 1—let’s not complain about the name for the time being—stands there handsomely, with two swords crossed in front of his chest, as if he is about to launch an extremely fast attack in the next second.

The two swords in its hands are radiant and extremely bright, at least they are 16 million true-color RPG lights of faith.

I saw two lines of radiant words flowing on it.

On the sword in the left hand is written: "Multiple pictures to kill cats, the last wave of 618 store celebrations, Jingdong's full discounts are free of interest."

The sword on the right hand reads: "Slaughter dogs for righteousness, buy furniture, gourmet food, electrical appliances, 3C, go to Tmall, and buy them."

"What's written on the two swords?" Everyone stared wide-eyed, wondering what was written on the two swords.

"I guess it's about Prajna Paramita, Namo Amitabha..." This is a Nepalese military officer.

"It's time for all fighters to stand in front of the army!" This is an Indonesian military officer.

"I guess it's a poem about killing a person in ten steps and not staying away for a thousand miles?" A South Korean officer stared wide-eyed.

"Could it be a haiku?" An American wondered.

"Bah, that's from Japan." The military officer in the country finally came to his senses, but he stared at it for a long time, not knowing how to explain it to them.

These two are really worthy of the domestic e-commerce giants, the advertisements are well played, and the timing is too good...

The officer from Taiwan next to him laughed so hard that he said with a serious face: "The names of the two swords written on it, these two swords, one is called Killing Cats, and the other is called Butchering Dogs."

"Killing cats and dogs? This name is not very domineering!"

"However, for it, killing us small humans is as easy as killing cats and dogs..."

Everyone was discussing, discussing the meaning, charm and other of these two swords.

They all gave birth to the feeling of looking up to the mountains.

Lazy God technology is worthy of Lazy God technology!

The two officers from the mainland and Taiwan looked at each other and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.

Being educated is really a lonely pain!

How can you two-faced young people understand the Jianghu of my Greater China!

At this moment, the mecha soldier took a step forward, turned his body sideways, and exposed his back.

Everyone was startled, and suddenly remembered that Hu Zhuofei and others were swallowed by the torrent of steel fired by the machine gun just now.

Now I'm afraid it's going to be bloody.

Then they saw, behind the Mech God Soldier, a huge shield-like object nearly 20 meters high was inserted obliquely in front of the pier. The cannon's attack was still intact, leaving no scratches at all.

Just now, before the mech magic soldier landed from the sky, he must have dropped his shield first, blocking the deadly torrent of the machine gun in a dangerous and dangerous moment.

Everyone's eyes were subconsciously attracted to the shield. This shield looked like fiberglass and was completely transparent, but it could withstand falling from a high place, and it was not broken when it was inserted into the rocks on the seabed. Its performance was astonishing.

You know, the basalt formed after the volcanic eruption is extremely strong.

The person behind the shield, while narrowly escaped death, was staring blankly at the huge mecha soldier in front of him, unable to recover for a long time.

When they reacted, they realized that there were streaks of light and shadow reflected on the shield in front of them.

A commercial featuring a man and a woman: "Hey, this is your Yida!"

The woman looked back and smiled: "It's your Yida."

"What are you talking about?" Many observers on the observation ship turned their heads to look at the officers from the mainland.

"They are saying that this shield is called Yida Shield." The officer looked constipated.

At this moment, the advertisement switched again: "Sophie is super fast asleep, taking care of you..."

On the Silence, Travis, who was monitoring the "Small Bench No. 1", nodded again and again: "The effect of this advertisement seems to be good. I will receive a few more advertisements, and I will soon be able to earn back the later research and development expenses..."

"I said..." The four brats next to him stared at him covetously: "Do you even know what advertisement you are accepting?"

"I don't know, it's an advertisement..." Travis was confident, if it weren't for you poor ghosts being too poor, why would the bear child technology accept advertisements?

The four bears are about to cry, killing cats and dogs is fine, Yida... well, Yida is fine, Sophie, you are so tall!

When I appear handsomely, why is it that I am always handsome for less than three seconds!

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