Chapter 856: The Struggle Against the Capitalists

This time he went out to sea with the Silence, and Song Shengbo was basically watching and studying. What he saw along the way really opened his eyes.

For the Silence, he had only heard of its name before, and only after meeting him did he realize how awesome the lazy god technology has become.

And I also found that being a crew member of the Silence is not as good as I imagined, because catching anglerfish is really too hard.

Even so, the people on the Silencer were very serious about catching fish, and never thought of going to the market to buy an anglerfish to make up for it.

After all, everyone is from a military background, and the orders must be executed if they understand them, and they must be executed if they don't understand them.

But some soldiers are still sneaky and sneaky, especially Lu Xingcheng, otherwise how can they be called the insidious little Lu?

The order must be executed, so wouldn't it be fine if there was no order?

Today's dinner is still hot pot. The top-quality wagyu beef is sliced ​​into thin slices, and the entrance is springy and tender.

Next to it are slices of chilled anglerfish fillets, as thin as silkworm wings, bright as crystal, and melt in your mouth.

While eating happily, Lu Xingcheng arrived at the door.

"You wait here and watch me kill the capitalists!" Lu Xingcheng said to his new first mate proudly.

Then Lu Xingcheng broke in with a transparent water tank in high spirits, and said to Nan Ming who was eating happily: "Look, Mr. Nan!"

"What?" Nan Ming was taken aback.

Lu Xingcheng poked the water tank in his hand towards Nan Ming's face: "Anglefish! It turns out that this thing can live off the bottom of the sea! The reason why it died before is that the power of the sonar is too high! This time, it was adjusted and caught three at a time! Live! Look! Look!"

As soon as Nan Ming turned his face, he met the extremely ugly face of Angler Fish, and quickly closed his eyes: "Take it away! Take it away! It will affect your appetite!"

Lu Xingcheng smiled sinisterly, hehe, it's just to affect your appetite!

Not only did it affect Nanming's appetite, but he desperately moved the anglerfish closer to the other people.

"I rely on Brother Lu to kill me!"

"Take it away!"

"If you don't take it away, I will call security!"

"Old Lu, you are courting death!"

Only Tiedan remained unmoved.

"I think it looks pretty good." Tie Dan took the water tank, held it in both hands, and stared at the anglerfish.

A big shiny black face, full of innocent protruding eyes, a big mouth as wide as the sea, and big nostrils pointing up to the sky, no matter how you look at it, why do you have eyes? Why do others think it is ugly? how cute.

Across the water tank, an anglerfish swam over and looked affectionately at Tie Dan through the transparent water tank.

Looking at the anglerfish in the water tank and the iron egg carrying the water tank, even Lu Xingcheng was dumbfounded.

No wonder I always feel a little uncomfortable when catching anglerfish. It turns out that...

"I also suddenly felt that the anglerfish is not so ugly anymore." Nan Ming picked up the chopsticks and went to pick up the fish fillets next to him.

not good! It seems that the trump card is going to be used!

One plan failed, but the insidious Xiao Lu made another plan. He quickly shook his head and said to Nan Ming, "Mr. Nan, actually the anglerfish is a very miraculous fish."

"What kind of magical method?" Nan Mingxin said, is it more magical that he looks like Tie Dan's long-lost brother?

"Have you noticed that the anglerfish we eat are all females and there are no males?" Lu Xingcheng said, "Do you know why?"

Everyone shook their heads because they were all scientists after all, and immediately started discussing: "Androgynous."

"Self-reproduction?"

"It's never going to be mitosis."

"It's not right!" Lu Xingcheng said, "I don't know if you have noticed that there are occasional granulation-like protrusions on the body of anglerfish. Many people think it is a parasite, but it is not..."

"Could it be..." Feng Tianyou made a milk-grabbing dragon claw on his chest.

Could it be Mimi?

"Actually... this is the male fish!" Lu Xingcheng ignored Feng Tianyou's wretched movements, and grabbed Feng Tianyou's shoulder.

It was like he was holding a male fish tightly in his hand.

"The male anglerfish is hundreds of times smaller than the female!" Lu Xingcheng pressed Feng Tianyou's shoulder, poked his head out from behind him, and said in a low voice, "The digestive tissues of male anglerfish will disappear after they reach adulthood. , so once it hatches, it will follow the scent and look for the female anglerfish everywhere, and when it finds it..."

Lu Xingcheng suddenly pushed Feng Tianyou's back: "It just bit the skin of the female fish..."

Feng Tianyou was pushed forward and almost fell into the hot pot. Before he could get angry, Lu Xingcheng had already pinched his face and dragged him back, saying: "Then the blood vessels in the head of the male fish will merge with the blood vessels of the female fish. The veins of the blood are connected together, and then..."

Feng Tianyou's face was stretched out, as if there were really blood vessels connected.

He was in so much pain that he was about to cry.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xingcheng slapped Feng Tianyou's stomach suddenly: "Then it got into the body of the female fish, and the body of the male fish disappeared!"

"The shoulders are gone, the stomach is gone, the guts are gone..."

He said and patted all the way, and suddenly slapped Feng Tianyou's head: "In the end, even the head and brain disappeared!"

"The brain is gone?" Feng Tianyou even forgot the pain in the face and anger, and felt that his whole body was chilly, as if everything had disappeared.

It has to be said that Lu Xingcheng, an insidious guy, is really good at telling stories, and through such a burst of patting, Feng Tianyou completely empathized with him.

Which organ is the most important to humans?

Everyone may think differently.

But for scientists like Feng Tianyou, it is obviously the brain. Without the brain, is it still an independent individual?

"At this time, the male anglerfish has lost everything, do you know what else is left?" Lu Xingcheng, who was playing with Feng Tianyou as a prop, asked everyone.

In the eyes of everyone, Lu Xingcheng squinted down, and everyone's eyes followed him.

Feng Tianyou suddenly felt that it was chilly below him.

"That's right, only little Ding Ding is left, and the tadpoles are constantly releasing in the female body! In the blood vessels, in the flesh, release, release, release..."

"Ouch..." Everyone was about to vomit, and suddenly felt that they could no longer look at the angler fish squarely.

good! good phenomenon! make persistent efforts!

"More importantly!" Lu Xingcheng stood up straight, "A female anglerfish is not just a male fish..."

"Sometimes, it will be parasitic..." Lu Xingcheng patted Feng Tianyou on the shoulder, "One..."

His magic hand patted Wang Ziyang's shoulder next to him: "Two..."

He patted Yang Ji's shoulder again, whose face turned green again: "Three..."

Going to take another photo of Tie Dan, who looks affectionately at Angler Fish: "Four..."

Finally, it caught the pale-faced Nan Ming's shoulder: "Five..."

Lu Xingcheng opened his hands and swiped lightly, enclosing everyone inside: "There are five, six, seven or eight male fish with only little dicks left, and while eating the meat of the female fish, they are happily releasing the tadpoles. Eat, let go, eat, let go..."

"Ouch..." Feng Tianyou finally couldn't hold it anymore, "Brother Lu, what are you doing, we just eat a piece of fish, how can we form a group and have a meeting!"

Dirty! It's really dirty!

No wonder Xiao Lu is the most shady! This filthy rank is earth-shattering!

"So, the anglerfish is a miraculous fish." Lu Xingcheng finally ended his tirade: "I wish you a happy meal!"

After speaking, he turned around and left. He was dressed in a white navy uniform, and his movements were more chic than Chow Yun-fat's gambling king.

I come, I see, I conquer!

With a flick of my sleeves, I won't take a single cloud with me.

I am the king of the world!

Xiao Lu made his triumphant return, but everyone was still in the mood to eat.

"Okay... Congratulations, I lost my appetite." Nan Ming dropped the chopsticks, sighed, and greeted: "Old Ma, clean up the hot pot, change the soup, and replace the anglerfish..."

Lu Xingcheng showed a tricky smile, and finally made you hate eating anglerfish!

Never catch anglerfish again!

We ordinary people, we must be happy today, we ordinary people, we must...

Then he heard Nan Ming say: "Brother Lu, go and catch some flounder for me, I think flounder is also good for hot pot."

With a plop, Lu Xingcheng who had just walked to the door fell to the ground.

"Captain, have you killed the capitalist?" Song Shengbo helped him up and asked.

"The capitalists' firepower is too fierce, come again next time..." Lu Xingcheng said sadly.

The confrontation between the working people Lu Xingcheng and the capitalist Nanming finally ended in Lu Xingcheng's disastrous defeat.

It's just that Nan Ming also won miserably.

After being bombed by Lu Xingcheng, the atmosphere in the entire warehouse was completely dead, and everyone had dull expressions, imagining the filthy scene.

It’s just a fish, Brother Lu, what about you...

In the sluggishness, someone suddenly moved.

"Mr. Nan, can I keep these anglerfish?" Tie Dan raised his head and asked with a smile while holding the water tank.

Nan Ming waved his hand: "Take it away! Take it away! Take it away!" (To be continued.)