Chapter 708 Low EQ
Yun Yang is not always abused, although he is doomed to be useless in the short term, but he is still okay with others, it is too uncomfortable to be beaten, and he will find someone soft to beat him back.
First of all, Dong Leng waited for four people, plus all their guards, to fight Yun Yang side by side, but this lineup only played for a day, and these four people all hung up the battle cards and lay down on the bed and pretended to be dead. Woke up.
"I can't stand this abuse!"
Regarding Yun Yang's so-called "you are the ones who want to do great things with me in the future, how can you be so lazy? Get up!", the four young masters scoffed directly and completely ignored it.
"We have never had such a big ambition! From the very beginning, we have been most interested in living in this world and waiting to die! Being able to be happy and comfortable, and to be able to upgrade, has already exceeded the limit of our greatest pursuit..."
"Damn? What's wrong with being a dude?"
"Looking around the dandies in this world, apart from you, the boss, who else dares to say that you can stand shoulder to shoulder with the four of us? We are content, and those who are content are always happy!"
"Boss, I beg you to spare us...we are really not that peak material..."
Facing the pleadings of the four people with snot and tears, and the professional virtue of pretending to be dead, Yun Yang was also speechless for a moment, helpless. Facing such a guy who doesn't seek to make progress, even if Yun Yang has a thousand tricks, he can't do anything.
"Could it be that you are bragging about following me to do a career?"
"We want to start a career, but there are prerequisites... The level of hard work must be at least within the range we can afford. The Iron Bone Pass has already exhausted our ambition, loyalty and spirit. , the future career... must be based on the fact that it is not hard work at all, and it would be best if it can still be comfortable."
"That's right, it would be the best if you can be comfortable and enviable, but also accomplish a great cause that people look up to..."
Faced with this kind of argument, Yun Yang endured for a while before resisting the urge to kill.
In fact, the four of them didn't dare to say a word: even if we need to practice to become strong, we can do it step by step, don't ask for a fat man, and refuse to be abused, brother, your strength is so much higher than ours, it's a good name In fact, the purpose of asking us to discuss each other is to vent our depression. Who doesn't know, really think we are stupid? !
You are beaten every day, and you seem to be addicted, and you don't stop every day, but we don't have such addicts.
Besides...you were beaten by a beauty, but we...we were beaten by you!
We are not masochists and will definitely not be your target again!
When the few guys didn't cooperate, Yun Yang immediately had no suitable channel to vent, so he turned to training the spirit beast in desperation, so the five heads instantly became a trap for nothing, which was really bad luck.
"Where's your monkey?" Yun Yang's sudden question stunned Ji Lingxi.
Ji Lingxi's favorite pet, the Thousand Illusory Spirit Monkey, is a real eighth-rank profound beast, its rank is only slightly lower than the Swallowing Sky Leopard, but the Thousand Illusionary Spirit Monkey is a heaven and earth spirit species, and its advancement probability is higher than that of the Swallowing Sky Beast However, if the two are at the same level, the former's power will be even greater, especially the unique talent of the Thousand Illusory Spirit Monkey, which has the ability to transform into ten thousand phases, which is extremely miraculous.
"Didn't I tell you?" Ji Lingxi said, "I sent the monkey out to find something. Only monkeys can find this kind of thing."
"Looking for something? Looking for something?" Yun Yang frowned.
"Well, it's Tianyan Grass...cough cough, it's one of the main ingredients of Yipin Monkey Wine..." Ji Lingxi's words flickered, and the subsequent supplementary explanation was obviously trying to cover up.
"Tianyan Grass..." Yun Yang laughed strangely.
Ji Lingxi became angry from embarrassment: "What are you laughing at? Is your body itchy again?"
"It's nothing, nothing." Yun Yang shut his mouth knowingly.
Yun Yang doesn't know whether Tianyan Grass is the main ingredient of Monkey Wine, but he knows that Tianyan Grass has another effect, which is to wash away the disguise medicine injected by external forces on the face!
Obviously, Ji Lingxi wanted to erase the ointment he had put on her.
The main reason why the ointment was used to disguise the appearance that day was because of the threat from Lei Dongtian. However, considering Ji Lingxi's current cultivation and strength, dealing with Lei Dongtian is almost like playing with him. If you can shoot him to death, you don't have to worry about it anymore, so there is no need for the disguise ointment to exist.
"The effective period of the ointment is coming to an end, and it will disappear in a few months at most. Why waste time looking for Tianyan grass." Yun Yang's EQ is too low, so he just said what he thought in his heart.
Ji Lingxi was furious immediately, and he sparred with Yun Yang again.
Shangguan Lingxiu on the side burst out laughing. Now she can completely feel that this guy Yun Yang really doesn't understand his daughter's mind.
Ji Lingxi clearly wanted to restore his original appearance as soon as possible, but why restore his original appearance?
As the saying goes, a scholar dies for a confidant, and a woman is for a pleasing one.
If Ji Lingxi wanted to restore his beauty earlier, he naturally wanted to show Yun Yang. But this guy didn't know how to appreciate it, and he actually broke his daughter's heart in public. Isn't it tolerable or unbearable, uncle can bear it, and auntie can't bear it...
"You won't be beaten... who will be beaten?" Shangguan Lingxiu expressed joy at this.
Today, however, Yun Yang seems to have decided on one thing: Which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted.
"Then, where's your little wolf?"
Ji Lingxi's face turned black immediately, and the circles of his eyes turned red immediately: "Last time... was beaten to death by that Lei Dongtian..."
Yun Yang also turned dark when he heard the words.
Hearing the name Lei Dongtian again, Yun Yang sighed again and again.
I am waiting for you to send resources, medicinal materials, elixirs, and wound medicines. Why did this guy disappear like this? Say yes to revenge, huh?
Since I left here last time, it turned out that a bird fucked a rabbit and disappeared...
"Could it be that he died on the way?" Yun Yang muttered.
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Compared with the calm and calm in Tiantang City, the big waves on the rivers and lakes are just in the ascendant.
Starting from Tiantang City, it extends all the way to the rivers and lakes, chasing and killing tens of thousands of miles around.
When the two treasure maps were thrown out by Yun Yang, they were rolled into a ball, so during this period of time, no matter who fell into the hands, they were all together completely - no one was stupid enough to separate them after they got them .
And in this short period of time, the two secret maps that were packaged have changed hands dozens of times.
Along the way, countless mountain peaks along the way were beaten to pieces.
Countless people from the rivers and lakes participated in this scramble, and the huge crowds fought from south to north, and then from north to south; they just went crazy.
The ten kings of Senluo sneaked secretly in the rivers and lakes, running around with the crowds, grasping the direction of the secret map at close range, understanding the first-line information,