889 New Year's Eve Cannon
889 New Year's Eve Cannon
The time has to be pushed to the previous day.
It is said that the demon king of the world dragged Huang Lei, and the two decided to find a place to have a New Year's Eve cannon, hoping for auspiciousness.
"Just find a brothel to sleep in, it's so boring!"
Huang Lei recommended a place, but the Demon King curled his lips, "You boy, your life is too boring!"
"Where is it boring!"
Huang Lei was quite unconvinced. Today, he was ridiculed for his usual habits!
"Those women, with one leg apart, lie down on the bed, and the bottom is as loose as the waist of a cotton trousers. How is it different from a rape corpse!"
The Demon King of Confusion glared at Huang Lei, "Can't you be a little promising and play something exciting?"
"What's exciting?"
Huang Lei was a little annoyed, "Take the two sisters to the Great Hall of the People?"
"Fuck, I just can't enter the Great Hall of the People, otherwise you think I dare not!"
The demon king of the world is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he always comes as he is stimulated!
"Besides, what we are talking about now is the problem of girls, not where you do it. Otherwise, why don't you go to the mortuary to do it, it will irritate you to death!"
"No, it's too cold."
"Then you go to the crematorium!"
"Fuck you, why do you have such a heavy taste!"
"Daddy, can I compete with you in terms of taste?"
The Demon King almost spat when he thought of those women Huang Lei liked.
He also liked the chick who played with cars, and his taste was a little normal. The rest are all overlord-level monsters!
"Where are you going, where can you find a girl?"
Huang Lei wanted to hear the idea of the demon king of the world. Both of them were hungry ghosts, so they hit it off quite well.
It's a pity that Bodhi is not there, otherwise the three of them together would just form a convoy.
"Let's find a ktv."
The Demon King of Confusion suggested, "Find a princess who will accompany you to drink. She is good-looking, and she is not a professional sleeping lady. When the time comes, spend some money and lead them to come on stage, and we will trade for fun."
"Okay, reliable."
"Wait for a while, when the time comes, keep it for me! You have to choose one that weighs more than 100 catties, I won't fuck her, I'll only fuck you!"
"People like you don't understand aesthetics."
Huang Lei began to talk about his women's scriptures again, "The women who weigh more than 100 catties... especially those who weigh more than 150 catties, are very exciting. And they are also very open to play. When they come up, they take off their clothes and shake two Big tits, just like your headlights, tsk tsk..."
"Get out of here!"
Huang Lei almost kicked the devil king of the world and scolded the next door!
"Choose a skinny one for me! Otherwise, don't play together in the future!"
"Fine."
Huang Lei can't help it, but it's fun for everyone to come out to play, so don't worry too much about it.
Among this group of people, Bodhi ran away, and now he can come out happily with the Hunshi Demon King. And the devil incarnate has a hot temper. As Li Fan's chief younger brother, he must know how to be reasonable.
We must actively share the worries for the eldest brother!
"Then you can choose one for me, right?"
"This can be."
The Demon King finally heaved a sigh of relief, otherwise Huang Lei's eyes... would really make people tremble just thinking about it.
"But it's the end of the new year, and most girls are going home to celebrate the new year. Those who stay behind, I'm afraid there won't be many good ones."
"There are always people who stay to make money for New Year's purchases."
The Confused Demon King said, "I also give a lot of tips for the Chinese New Year."
"That's right, I know a place, and there are a few girls during the Chinese New Year. Where shall we go?"
"Okay, let's drive."
"No driver's license."
"I'm afraid, at worst, I will go in and be locked up for fifteen days, and it will be exactly fifteen days after I come out!"
"Grass, you are really big!"
Huang Lei sat in the driver's seat and stepped on the accelerator.
The car went out suddenly, almost throwing the Hunshi Demon King out.
"Damn it, do you know how to drive!"
"Isn't this the first time I drive your car, annoy jb!"
Huang Lei defended, "I'm familiar with this, I'm the one who drives the big brother!"
"Come on, stop yelling, and lead the way quickly, I can't even restrain my prehistoric power."
The devil king of the world is all about making a New Year's Eve cannon, so as to boost his luck for the coming year!
The two of them drove all the way to a ktv in the city called Big Boss.
This ktv does not seem to be small in scale, and two security guards greet people at the door.
The two couldn't wait, and went straight to the ktv as soon as they got out of the car.
"Brother, here we come."
When the security guy saw Huang Lei, he first bowed.
"Grass, you are a regular customer."
The Demon King turned his head and glanced at Huang Lei.
"Jb is a regular customer, I've only been here twice, this is the second time!"
Huang Lei immediately defended, "He said that to everyone he saw!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the little security guard looked at the Hunshi Demon King again and greeted him with a smile.
"Brother, here we come."
"day……"
The devil king of the world said in his heart that this kid is pretending to be familiar with me!
However, there is nothing wrong with ktv like this, with such a large flow of people every day, who knows which ones come often and which ones don't.
After entering, a waiter immediately took two people to choose a private room. The private room is not particularly big, the lights are dim, and there is a little charming atmosphere.
A large LCD TV hangs on the wall, and some songs are played casually on it.
"Bosses, are you singing?"
asked the waiter.
"Nonsense, hurry up and let my sister come!"
The Confused Demon King yelled.
"Wait a moment, the princess will be here soon."
While talking, a beautiful woman in a gray uniform walked in. This woman is about thirty or so, and she still has a charm, a pair of peach blossom eyes, and she is very emotional when she looks at her.
"Bosses."
The princess also spoke with a little charm, "Don't worry, the girls will be here soon."
When the devil king saw the princess, he didn't think he would choose another girl, so he pulled the princess's little hand.
"Or just stay with me!"
"Boss, I'm only in charge of pouring wine."
The princess is different from the girls who accompany the wine. They are responsible for everything in the private room, except that they are not responsible for accompanying the wine.
"The quality of our little sister is also very good, the two bosses should choose first."
"Choose the younger sister."
Huang Lei also took the attitude of calming down and persuading the demon king of the world, "I came out today to have fun, don't make it unpleasant."
The devil incarnation thought to himself, if this princess is so beautiful, the little girl who accompanied the wine should be no different. So he slapped the table and shouted, "Why don't you let the women in!"
"I'm coming!"
There was a sound of footsteps outside, and then the door of the box was pushed open, and seven or eight girls lined up from the outside and walked in one by one.
But the quality of this girl's paper... is really not flattering!
The first one to come in weighed a full 130 jin and was 1.5 meters tall!
The second one must be at least forty years old, with a painted face and fangs!
The third one looks like a man, Nima still has a beard!
According to the order in which these women came in, the Demon King of Confusion can basically be described in a few words.
Hold!
Fuck me!
I fuck you sir!