087 The Calm Before the Storm
087 The Calm Before the Storm
Li Fan was worried that Huang Lei would be in danger, so he kicked open the door of the billiard hall and rushed in.
As a result, when he entered, he was stunned.
Standing in front of him was a tall figure, holding a Yanyue knife in his hand, wearing a silver coat, and was confronting Huang Lei opposite.
And Huang Lei is very weak, holding a small switchblade in his hand, and his body is thin and thin, it is simply out of proportion!
"You two, what are you doing?"
Li Fan couldn't help asking.
"Brother! You're back! This man is going to demolish the store! I'm using my magical skills to protect our property!"
Huang Lei immediately yelled that Li Fan almost vomited blood, "You are the only one who is amazing, you have a fart magic!"
"Your Excellency is back."
Guan Wenbao then turned around and nodded slightly to Li Fan.
"Uh, brother, do you know each other?"
Huang Lei was stunned for a moment, and Li Fan asked, "Wen Bao, what's going on?"
"Your Excellency...he offended my ancestors!"
Guan Wenbao was a little excited, and pointed at Huang Lei with righteous indignation, "I must teach him a lesson!"
"Why did you offend your ancestors..."
When Li Fan turned his head, he understood.
It turned out that the sculpture of Guan Erye in the store was changed by Huang Lei. It turned out that the majestic Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand was gone, and Huang Lei stuffed it with a cue of just the right thickness! And Guan Erye's other hand originally looked like a tota, but now there is also a black eight billiard ball on it.
And there is a sign on Erye Guan's chest that says "ten yuan an hour, five yuan a hair".
drunk!
"Fuck...you are too good at spoofing..."
"Brother, you can't blame me, I'm also here to promote our billiard hall!"
Huang Lei was very wronged, "Don't you think this is more in line with the layout of our billiard hall?"
Just this small billiards hall... Where did the layout come from...
"It's fine if you let him hold the billiards with a cue, ten yuan an hour, five yuan a round!"
Guan Wenbao was trembling with anger and asked.
"You are stupid, we can play an hour for ten yuan in the billiard hall, and if we only play one game, it is five yuan."
Huang Lei rolled his eyes, "You don't even know this, are you a normal person?"
"I kill you!"
Guan Wenbao picked up his Yanyue knife again, full of murderous aura.
"Fuck, I'll ask Second Master Guan to give me a publicity. It has something to do with you. You're so excited!"
Huang Lei was chased by Guan Wenbao, which made the billiard hall go crazy, and Li Fan hurriedly tried to persuade him to fight.
"Okay, okay, you two stop arguing."
Li Fan scolded Huang Lei, "You too, you made such a mess, quickly take that brand off!"
He grabbed Guan Wenbao again, "Wen Bao, don't be angry, Huang Lei doesn't know that you are the descendant of Guan Erye, he doesn't mean it, so don't take it to heart."
"It kills me too!"
Guan Wenbao was panting heavily, what he hated most was when others humiliated his ancestors! As a descendant of the Guan family, I have always been proud of the Guan family!
"You actually humiliated my ancestors like this! It's really outraged!"
"You buddy is too funny, how did I know this is your ancestor!"
Huang Lei hid behind Li Fan, and said to Guan Wenbao, "Besides, your ancestors have been sitting for thousands of years. I will take it out and use it for a second time, so that your ancestors can use their waste heat again. You should thank me!"
"I thank your eight generations of ancestors!"
Guan Wenbao was furious, picked up the Yanyue knife, and wanted to chop it again.
"Okay, okay, Wen Bao, just let him go."
While persuading Li Fan, he turned his head and glared at Huang Lei, "What nonsense, why don't you hurry up and apologize to Wen Bao!"
"Okay, the eldest brother has already spoken, so I will apologize to you as hard as I can."
Huang Lei bowed his head to Guan Wenbao, "I, Huang Banxian, have never been too humble to others. Look at you, how much face you have!"
"..."
Guan Wenbao's body was trembling, Li Fan hurriedly held him down, "Huang Lei, your mouth is too twitchy! Hurry up and apologize, Guan Wenbao is the master I invited to help!"
"Okay... brother Guan, I'm the one who's sorry!"
Huang Lei finally apologized decently.
"snort!"
Only then did Guan Wenbao put away his Yanyue knife, and Li Fan also heaved a sigh of relief.
"Old Guan, I'm very curious. How did you come here with a crescent knife on the main road? Didn't the police uncle invite you to drink tea?"
After everyone quieted down, Li Fan couldn't help the curiosity in his heart and asked.
"No."
As Guan Wenbao said, he twisted the Yanyue Knife a few times with his right hand, and then with a shake of his hand, the huge blade shrank back, becoming less than one meter long.
Guan Wenbao unscrewed the handle of the knife, leaving only one blade. He took out a metal box from the billiard table next to it. After opening it, there were exactly two empty spaces, one for the blade and one for the shaft.
"There is also a black motorcycle parked outside, Chunfeng 650."
Guan Wenbao said, "That's my mount, and the box is usually hung on it."
"Fuck, I thought your mount was just that horse!"
"Ah, did you say Lisa?"
Guan Wenbao laughed, "She doesn't like going out very much, she's quite homely."
"Speaking of which, why does your horse have an English name..."
Li Fan wiped off his cold sweat, Guan Wenbao was clearly so traditional.
"Don't you think this name is very foreign?"
Guan Wenbao said solemnly, "We are Chinese, if you want to ride, you can ride a big ocean horse and win glory for the country!"
"Okay, okay, it's really promising!"
Li Fan couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "This is our Chinese man!"
"Your Excellency has won the prize!"
Guan Wenbao blushed slightly, as if he was not very boastful.
"Don't call me Your Excellency, I have a name, just call me Li Fan."
"That can't be done... Your Excellency is kind to me, how can you call me by name directly!"
Guan Wenbao shook his head again and again, not giving up his insistence.
"Your Excellency, please respect me, this is my only request."
"All right, all right, respect you and respect you."
Li Fan had no choice but to nod in agreement.
"Then you can call me Master Banxian from now on!"
Huang Lei said with a smile beside him, "I won't let you change it."
"Get out! You villains, how can you be called adults!"
Guan Wenbao didn't give Huang Lei any face, "If I don't kill you, I'm already worthy of you!"
"Brother, look, he bullied me!"
Huang Lei looked at Li Fan miserably, "You have to decide for me, brother!"
"Come on, it's not that you offended others first!"
Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Stop talking nonsense, since Laoguan arrived early, let's prepare in advance. Huang Lei, close the door!"
"okay!"
Huang Lei didn't complain anymore, and went to open the store door in a hurry.
The shop door was closed, and the headlights in the house were lit. Bai Linluo pulled down the task board, pointed to the process on it and said, "Everyone, we are going to go crazy tonight!"