1249 Crazy Ways
1249 Crooked Ways
"I am a jade mantis. I am very picky eater. I only eat the best beef and mutton, and I don't touch the water. It is very difficult for me to support it. If it only eats beef and mutton, I will admit it. I like it, it's still human flesh."
Li Fan said with a smile, "What do you think is so delicious about this human meat, especially the meat of you foreign devils, it's so stinky."
The corner of Anthony's mouth twitched. He didn't want to give in to this yellow-skinned monkey, so he was strongly enduring the fear in his heart.
"Xiaoyu, you should taste how it tastes first. If it doesn't taste good, remember to spit it out, don't dirty your mouth."
Li Fan's words were full of humiliation. There is no need for Li Fan to show mercy to this kind of racist guy. If it wasn't for getting some information out of him, Li Fan would have solved this stupid comparison a long time ago.
Anthony felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, followed by a soft chewing sound.
He wanted to scream, he was really scared!
But, absolutely can't give in, in front of a damn, inferior yellow man, how can I scream in front of him!
"Eat slowly, don't worry."
Li Fan looked at his jade mantis dotingly, just like looking at his lover.
"Someone told me before that the most delicious part of human flesh is a piece of meat on the neck."
"Devil, you are a devil!"
Anthony's psychological defense has collapsed, and he screamed again and again, "Get this thing off! Quick!"
"Don't pay attention to him, Xiaoyu, you eat yours."
After Li Fan's words fell, Anthony felt a piece of flesh on his neck being torn off forcefully. He was in so much pain that his eyes turned black, and he wished he could just die!
But he didn't have the courage to die, nor did he have the strength to resist Li Fan.
"Eat slowly, Xiaoyu, don't choke."
Li Fan took out his mobile phone and opened "Glory of the King", "I'll play a game of Glory of the King first to see if I can get gold, you can enjoy it slowly."
Although he doesn't know what "Glory of the King" is, Anthony thinks it should be some kind of mobile game. My God, when he finished playing the game, he would have been gnawed to the bone, okay?
"Stop playing, I said, I said!"
Anthony gave up.
"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, I just started a game."
Li Fan sighed, "Twenty minutes, I will push as fast as possible."
The sound of the little praying mantis chewing meat was heard next to his ears. Accompanied by the severe pain of tearing, Anthony's whole heart was about to collapse, and he wished he could hit his head on the ground to death.
But his lower body was frozen, and he couldn't even die. Bite your tongue and kill yourself? He didn't have the courage.
"Please, I said, I said everything, I beg you, let me go, please!"
"I am such an inferior person, what do you ask me to do?"
Li Fan rolled his eyelids, "Wait until I finish playing, I'm an inferior person who only knows how to play games."
"I was wrong. You are not an inferior person. You are an angel, a god, and a great creator! Please, save me, let me go, and blow me away like a bug!"
"Look at you, why are you in tears... Tsk tsk, the snot is coming out, it's really unrefined."
Li Fan sighed, "But I don't want to force you, it's the most impolite thing to force yourself."
"No, no, you didn't force me, I was the one who wanted to tell you about the Parker family!"
"Well, I am a soft-hearted person who likes the beauty of adults."
Li Fan nodded, "Tell me, how did I find Parker's house?"
"I, I will take you to..."
Anthony cried out, "Great you, please, give me this chance to do things for you!"
"No problem, then I promise you."
Li Fan nodded, "It's such a happy decision."
"Praise you!"
Anthony is grateful to Dade, wishing he could kneel down and give Li Fan a kiss.
Li Fan was very satisfied with his attitude, patted his head affectionately, and took Jade Mantis back.
"Okay, seeing your urgent attitude, let's set off quickly."
Li Fan waved at Lao Biao, "Brother Biao, then I will leave with this friend first, you can go back to Chinatown."
"Okay, brother, leave it to me!"
Lao Biao is in full bloom, and now Chinatown is basically fine.
Awesome!
Li Fan evaporated the ice on Anthony's body with his vitality, and sealed his blood by the way, so that he would not lose too much blood and die. After all, he was in need temporarily, and Li Fan even threw him a Rejuvenation Pill, letting him eat it in his stomach to heal his trauma. The lower mouth of Jade Mantis was also very measured, none of which was fatally wounded, nor did it cause heavy bleeding.
"Wipe off the blood and get on the road."
"Yes, my lord, you are too kind, my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless..."
After getting into a Mercedes-Benz, Li Fan handed Anthony a towel. Anthony was so excited that he took the towel with both hands and almost knelt down to lick Li Fan's toes twice.
"Brother... can you concentrate on driving?"
"Yes, sir, I was wrong."
Anthony hurriedly turned his head again, looked at the steering wheel, and drove with all his heart, not daring to be distracted.
"Ask you something."
"My lord, you ask! My brain was born to serve you!"
"..."
Li Fan can't take it anymore, is this guy turned into a pervert by himself now...
"Okay, well done."
Li Fan motioned to him, "Just tell me, do the Parker family really have vampires?"
"My lord, I really don't know about this."
Anthony hurriedly replied, with a look of horror on his face, "I'm just a small character below... I only know one member of the Parker family, and he usually arranges for me to work. I've heard all about the legend of the Parker family's blood clan. , nor have I seen it with my own eyes."
"Well, it's okay, don't be afraid. Then tell me, the Parker family, which one have you seen?"
"His name is William Parker."
Anthony replied without hesitation, "I heard that he is an illegitimate son of the Parker family. Because the Parker family requires pure blood, he cannot be on the stage. He can only do some dirty work for the Parker family in private. He is in charge of Chinatown. Want the street, claim some status for yourself."
"Understood."
Li Fan already knew in his heart that since he was an ambitious guy, it would be easy to handle.
Dealing with the enemy does not necessarily require violence. Sometimes, heresy is also very useful.
"My lord, in front is William's villa."
Anthony pointed forward, "He is very vigilant, and if he sees me coming, he will ask his subordinates to question him for a long time. If you believe me, please hide in the trunk, and I will definitely bring you to William! "