Chapter 573 Calling the Command
Going to play the Lakers?
The Trail Blazers were a little panicked before the game. After all, the main players were relatively young and they would definitely not be able to beat the Jazz. The Jazz had been overthrown by the Lakers. Would it be reasonable for them to beat the Lakers again?
Among the current main players, the top players are ranked in terms of points per game.
Kenny Anderson is a 91-year veteran.
As a point guard, he currently averages 17.5 points, 7.1 assists, and 4.4 rebounds per game. Although 42.6% of his field goals are not high, it is the most core one for the Trail Blazers. But... Anderson has a bit of a headache because he has The possible matchup is Crotty of the Lakers.
Isiah Leder is an old friend of ours.
Perhaps it is because of the bad record on his personal resume. When he was beaten violently by the entire league, not a single player or media was willing to stand up and intercede for him and let Li Shengli’s bodyguards let him go. Even the league officials rarely remained silent. It can be seen that Ryder ...That's really embarrassing.
Compared to others, Ryder really hopes to meet Li Shengli again.
No one helped him in the Timberwolves, but it's different now. The Trail Blazers will have Rasheed Wallace with a bad temper. Laird himself is also working hard to become the team's humerus minister, which will affect the management's recruitment problems. Players, after the Pistons and the New York Gang, form the third evil force belonging to Portland.
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As for Rasheed Wallace.
After playing one season with the Bullets, it’s not that he didn’t play well, but that the Bullets have two All-Star players in Webber Howard and Juwan Howard. This resulted in a bloated staff at the power forward position, which is far less effective than replacing a guard. Yes, the Bullets gave up on Ben Wallace for this reason.
Rasheed Wallace already has good statistics of 15.1 points and 6.8 rebounds this season. The only bad thing is... this guy has a very explosive temper and is a professional in technical fouls.
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Back to the Lakers.
Because they are ranked at the bottom of the playoffs, it goes without saying that every round has to be played at someone else's home court first. On May 3, one day early, the Lakers set off for Portland, the Rose City in Oregon.
Just the night before the game, the atmosphere in the hotel and the entire Lakers team was a little strange.
At this time, Ben and Crotty were holding a stack of small handwritten cards in their hands. They were secretly inserting them through the cracks in the door from room to room. No one believed them if they said they were not pimps or pornographic people, but in fact ...The two brothers are just in the data trading gang, promoting packages.
What the hell is this? !
The rustling sound shocked every room and everyone.
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As old Lakers players, Nick and Eddie were living in the same room. When they picked up the card, the Knicks were dumbfounded.
"Eddie, has Operation Lee begun?"
"Damn it, you really dare to play?" Eddie grabbed the card and saw the dazzling array of packages on it. After Nick, he was also dumbfounded, "This...are these people crazy about being poor, selling data? Has the business become so commercialized? No one in the league has done this in the past 50 years, right?"
"Yes, there must be, but no one plays it so big!"
"Aren't they afraid of overturning?"
"With Lee here, it's very stable!" Nick slapped his head: "Eddie, think about it, Kobe has risen, your position is in jeopardy, Crotty also takes up a lot of point guard time, and I am in the same situation. . But our contract is about to expire. If we don’t produce something, do you dare to ask for a high price for the new contract?”
"That's the truth. The question is whether the fee will be too..."
"You get what you pay for. Kobe can reach 80, so don't worry, Li's reputation is trustworthy. And there are so many packages, so we can choose a cheaper civilian package."
Civilian package?
Well, I can’t bear to let the child catch the wolf!
Nick and Eddie looked at each other and gritted their teeth.
Although they can perform basic per-game statistics on their own, their playing time has been declining, and their average per-game statistics have also declined, and more importantly... the playoff data is more valuable than the regular season. If It is always good to have triple-doubles and personal highs in single data.
The only issues that need to be considered now are the input-output ratio and whether the money is worth the money. The two brothers picked up the phone and dialed the customer service hotline.
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"Hello, welcome to call the Data Sales Center Command, I am your customer service specialist Ben Wallace!"
"Uh... Damn, I'm Nick, and you're the boss?" Nick, who called first, was a little stupid and scolded: "You should speak normally and help me ask the boss, I'm going to fight in the next game. What’s the price of a triple-double?”
"Okay, now we have a big opening bonus. The boss said that the three pairs are all at family price, no 998, no 888, just 20,000 US dollars, you can take home the three pairs!"
Twenty thousand to buy three pairs?
Although everyone's annual salary is not high at this stage, the price is still quite affordable. Twenty thousand US dollars is really not too much.
Assuming that you really buy one for sure and enough to buy a package, take Nick's annual salary after tax of more than 1 million as an example, you can buy 50, plus a few sporadic times, it will become superstar-level data, a triple-double in the league Ranked in the top ten most times?
To be honest, this price is really a great opening bonus!
Another thing, although the basic data can be beaten by oneself, the problem is that it is too difficult to improve the data to a triple-double. It cannot be done without krypton gold. But the current problem... can be solved by charging money, and the first charge is 20,000.
"Can it be cheaper?"
"Comrade, please respect us manual workers."
"Ahem, then ask the boss if you are sure it can be done?"
"No problem. The boss is crazy poor. Just pay him and do it. If you miss this opportunity and want to place an order later, it won't be at this price."
"Okay, okay, place the order!"
"OK, Nick Van Exel, single, triple-double."
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"Hello, welcome to call the Data Sales Center Command, I am your customer service specialist Ben Wallace!"
"Ben, stop the ink. I know it's you." After Nick, Eddie hurriedly called the customer service hotline. "Ask the boss, if I want to score a single game in the next game, how should I set the price?"
"Eddie? Your current average per game is 17 and your highest score is 32."
"Yeah, don't play tricks with me. 30 points doesn't mean much to me. If I'm in good condition, I can get it myself."
"But dear, the ball is in our hands. What you think is not as simple as you think. Only if the boss says you have it, you have it. If the boss doesn't say it, you don't have it."
"You... you..."
"Don't worry, we are not bullies, we are just simple profiteers, dear. As I said before, the opening is a big reward. Your order starts from 20 points. There is no charge for less than 20 points. There is a charge for more than 20 points. One ball counts as three. Thousand dollars, the same applies to 30 points or more, each ball counts as six thousand dollars."
"Is this... so detailed?"
"Of course, the most economical way we recommend to you is to shoot three-pointers. For 20 to 30, you only need to spend 9,000 US dollars. For 30 to 40, including the previous scoring balance, you only need to spend 18,000 US dollars. It’s less than 30,000 U.S. dollars. Just go to whoring a few times and the boss will make your dream of breaking the record come true!”
Wocao, can you recommend the most economical way to play?
You profiteers, why don't you be so considerate?
"What if it's over 40?"
"Above 40? That's another algorithm, but I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it, so I won't tell you yet."
"But I've already scored 40 points, and with the coach here, I'm still afraid that I won't have the ball or score?"
"Dear, the ball is still in our hands, we don't have to pass the ball to you!"
"This... damn, bully!"
"NO NO NO, once again, we are profiteers, very simple ones."
"Fuck, I've placed an order. The higher the price in a single game, the better. I'm going to compete with the Trail Blazers."
"Okay, remember to keep it a secret and take the order."
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Big Ben, the customer service genius? !
At this moment, Li Shengli and Crotty were watching Big Ben holding the phone and making poses. They never thought that this guy would be so scary when he got horny. Nick and Eddie placed orders, and the others couldn't bear it anymore. Big Ben continued.
"Campbell? Well, super size, double-double on the boards, okay, G1 in the second round of the next game is already full, your order will be processed by G2 in the next game, because Nick and Eddie need points and rebounds."
"Horry? Well, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Competing with Scott for the No. 3 starting position? No problem. As long as your data is good, nothing will be a problem."
"Scott? I understand. Horry has already placed an order. Yes, he placed an order for the standard package for the third position. Do you want to give him a deluxe package?"
"Fischer? Damn it, why are you causing trouble? Your salary is enough... what? Credit first? I'll fuck you, come to our room... and get beaten!"