Chapter 540: Stinky Monkey

Because he had been asleep for nearly three months, Wu was not aware of the follow-up of the Matsuzawa incident, and he knew nothing about the subsequent major events in the Sea Country.

And now there is not even a ghost story in the house, which is obviously beyond Wu's expectations.

Apart from the unexpected bad things that happened, there is no other reasonable explanation in a short time.

"What on earth...what on earth happened!"

Wu stood blankly in the extremely quiet corridor on the first floor for a while, and suddenly turned around and ran back to the second floor.

The feeling of uneasiness in her heart lingered, and she wanted to go to Kamiya's bedroom to see the situation.

"Didn't the apprentice of the scumbag be rescued? What about Mary and Caizhi?"

"Really, really... If you dare to get into trouble, Master Wu will never, never forgive you... Uh, how can you leave me alone! You can't..."

Wu rushed to the door of the master bedroom and was about to reach out to open the door.

There was a light click.

The door was opened from the inside.

The first thing that came into view was Kamiya River who was safe and sound.

Then, the ghost shikigami in the house appeared one after another beside him. A few of them smelled drunken, and the familiar faces looked flushed and full.

The happy and satisfied atmosphere of the crowd was in sharp contrast with Xiaowu, who was frozen at the door and almost cried.

The two sides did not share the same joy and sorrow, but just stared at each other.

In the end, it was Kamiya who broke the silence first: "Ah, what a coincidence, Wu."

"You, you... what are you doing in there!"

Xiaowu's heavy and delicate twin ponytails trembled, and he raised his foot to kick Kamiya Kawa's calf in frustration.

But the latter bent down and stretched out his hand to pinch it.

...

"Too much, too much!"

In the study.

Wu was folding his hands in front of his chest, sitting cross-legged, mumbling and sulking.

Because she slept too long, she missed a major version update at home.

Kamiya had to take the time to explain the general situation to her.

Also, people like Songlang, Wenche Yaofei, and Anzaka Kanmusu only moved into the house after Wu fell asleep, and they had to be introduced to her accordingly.

"I won't pay attention to you, you scumbag! Mary and Caizhi are also traitors, hum!"

Wu was still angry.

It was too much for the whole family to leave her to go out for the celebration!

Heartbroken! I'm going to make a big fuss!

"Who knows exactly when you will wake up?" Kamiya shrugged, "Besides, I haven't forgotten you. During the celebration, I would think of you from time to time, 'Xiaowu should wake up these days, so happy' and so on."

"Don't think I will believe your fabricated corny words!" Wu waved his tender claws like a kitten with its fur blown, "Besides, I just heard that you emptied my house in Akihabara in the other world while I was asleep!"

Kamiyakawa, you have done all kinds of bad things!

"Borrow, borrow, it's a family thing. I just moved your collection to a new place and used it a little bit."

"Hmph!"

"How about this, I'll hold a family party at home to celebrate your awakening? After all, you are the hero who rescued Xiaolu, and it just so happens that many people didn't attend the Sea Country Festival this time."

"Hmph. Lord Wu, I don't care about any party."

Wu closed his eyes in anger and turned his face away.

"Add another VR all-in-one machine."

"I... um, I..."

Wu half opened his eyes and glanced at Kamiya River across the street with his peripheral vision, and his expression relaxed a little.

"Why, do you want to find a suitable step to get off?"

"Nonsense!"

Although he was still stubborn, looking at Wu, he should have been coaxed by Kamiya.

At this time, the door of the study was pushed open from the outside.

"Wu-chan, I heard that you woke up!"

Dressed in a short skirt and a sailor suit, Kanoya rushed in from the corridor and almost flew over to hug Wu who was sitting on the ground.

"Would you like some chocolate? I've prepared lots of boxes for you!"

"Wait, don't hug me so tightly. I know you're grateful that I saved you, but it's best to express your gratitude to the great Master Wu in a respectful way... Wow! Ah! Don't... don't rub your face against me!"

...

The second longest river in Japan is called the Tone River, which mainly flows through the Kanto region.

This river exists not only in the real world, but also in the eternal world.

However, the Tone River in the eternal world is divided into several large and small blocks, and there are invisible barriers blocking each other.

Only some ghost stories that meet the conditions of "extraordinary visits" can break through this eternal world restriction and reach another area, or go directly to the real world.

Under the Tone River, there is a tributary called the Azuma River.

In this water area of ​​the other world, there is a not-so-strong little monster who made a long journey in the eternal world through "extraordinary visits".

She had no idea where she was going. She went into any river she saw along the way, and walked and stopped until she reached the Nara area of ​​Osaka.

"It's so sunny, so sunny."

She was not tall, with a cat-like face, but with a yellow bird's beak, frog-like webbed hands, and a turtle shell on her back.

There was a small dish on her head with a pool of clear water in it.

But it was covered by a small straw hat.

Obviously, this was a kappa.

Miyako Kappa of the Tone River.

According to rumors, Miyako is a female kappa known for her mischief.

Her hobbies are no different from those of other kappas. She likes cucumbers, sumo wrestling, and also has some weird hobbies of getting into threesomes. For example, he acts arrogantly in the Azuma River and talks about the "little bell" in the crotch of other male monsters. Or he opens his mouth and shuts up just to pick out other people's shirikodama.

"It was a miscalculation. There is no water at all in this area... It's over. If I don't have time to go back to seek revenge on that monkey, I will be burned to death and turned into a kappa."

Miyako is probably a little monster with E-level strength.

However, there are not many monsters on Azumagawa's side, and none of them are very strong. Other than her, there are basically no ratings.

Therefore, she was originally the eldest sister of that place, and other strange stories could not defeat her, so they had to listen to her.

This kind of day lasted for a long time, until not long ago, an alien strange story broke into the Azuma River.

That's a monkey.

A monster named Kawazu, also known as the Ape God.

In Japan, there is a very famous story called "The Ape God Retreats".

It is said that there once was a village that used a girl to worship the river god every year during the harvest. Otherwise, the river will flood and the crops will be harvested. Once, a monk passed by this village and saw that every family was making cakes, except for one family who was quietly doing nothing.

The monk was curious and went into the house to check. He saw that the family was crying around their daughter.

After asking for the reason, I found out that this family had drawn a white feather arrow this year and they had to sacrifice their daughter within seven days.

Seeing the uneven road, the monk hid in a tree hole by the river that night. Later that night, he heard the sound of something and singing a strange song:

"Don't talk about this or that matter.

Don't let Sitarou from Omi Nagahama know!

Woohoo, Woohoo, Woohoo, woe! "

When the monk heard this, he knew that the monster was afraid of Sitaro, so he went to look for him, and finally found that Sitaro was a spotted dog the size of a calf.

When the seven-day period was up, the girl's home prepared a large lidded box and asked the monk and Sitaro to hide in it instead of the girl.

At night, the monster came to collect the sacrifice. At this time, Sitaro swooped out, and the monk also drew his knife to chop. The last monster killed by one man and one dog was a huge ape.

The monster that is occupying the Azuma River now is the one in the story.

"Damn it, I can't die here. That smelly monkey ate all the dolphins..."

The patch-eared dolphins of Azuma River are a group of weak pig demons with only one ear and one eye on their faces.

Okay, although Miyako also thinks those little pig demons do look delicious...

But as the eldest sister of those monsters, the most she used to do was play pranks and bully the dolphins, such as hiding in the water and waiting for the male pig monsters to jump out and pull the "little bells" between their crotches.

"I have to go back and avenge my brothers. Sooner or later, I will take out that stinky monkey's jade!"

In Japanese legend, monkeys and kappas are mortal enemies that cannot be dealt with.

It is said that when monkeys cross the river, they often fight with kappa, and if they are not careful, the kappa will take away the jade from their buttocks. However, it is also said that kappa can only stay in the water for twelve quarters of an hour, while monkeys can stay in the water. Twenty-four quarters of an hour, so usually more monkeys catch kappas.

There is no way of knowing whether these folk claims are trustworthy.

Anyway, the monkey god who broke into Azuma River was indeed stronger than Miyako. It has a strength level of about D level. Miyako cannot defeat it and has no choice but to run away in the end.

He suppressed his thirst and continued to move forward.

Miyako didn't flee towards the waterless area of ​​Nara by herself. She was forced to leave her home and lived in a very miserable life. She had also been attacked by other monsters along the way before, so she relied on her turtle shell to defend herself well. I am smart enough to survive until now, and I ended up here by accident.

"The monsters outside Azuma River are very unfriendly..."

The front seems to have come to an end again. I can feel the invisible barrier power again, and I can't see clearly what is behind the barrier.

But this is not a problem for "foreign visitors", just pass through.

Miyako arrives at the next area.

Light and shadow overlap and change, the surrounding scenery slowly becomes clear, rich colors are put together, cheerful electronic music plays, and what appears in front of Miyako is a strange building complex with colorful lights hanging high.

The arched front door clearly says -

[Nara Dreamland]

Miyako was illiterate, but she saw four huge crabs with human-like faces on their backs standing at the colorful doorway.

"Crabs? If there are crabs, there should be water here, right?"

Because she had been dehydrated for too long, Miyako's originally smooth and moist green skin was cracked, and she couldn't hold it anymore.

After watching from a distance for a while, the big crabs didn't take the initiative to attack her.

So he bravely stepped forward.

A blue warrior crab at the entrance of the paradise raised its large pincers to stop her, and said angrily:

"An alien monster I haven't seen before? This is really the first time I've seen it. I registered before entering the park."

"Register?"

Miyako didn't understand what this meant.

Then all I saw behind the door was a clown with thick paint on his face and an exaggerated costume, walking out carrying a strange machine that looked very old.

"say cheese~"

The clown's voice was shrill and funny, just as exaggerated as his costume.

Click!

The dazzling lights came on.

The clown pulled out a film from the old camera, shook it, and pasted it on the notice board at the door.

"Go in, and follow the rules. Of course, with Lord Rabbit and the billboard here, you can't disobey them even if you want to."

The blue warrior crab raised its claws to let him pass, and pointed to the billboard towering in the park, which read--

[In Dreamland, it is strictly forbidden to encroach on other people's property through non-trading means. ]

Mimiko still couldn't understand the meaning of those characters, but just walked into the park in confusion.

The clown at the door laughed at her strangely and weirdly, and then looked at the notice board. There was a "small piece of paper" on it, which was her own appearance, but it looked a little stupid.

"It was drawn so quickly, but it's so ugly. I'm obviously much better looking than on the small piece of paper... This is such a strange place."

This place seems to be different from any area I've been to before.

But Mimiko couldn't care less, she had to find water first.

…

The center of Dreamland, right below the Ferris wheel.

The small stall of Lingmiao Wanshiwu was standing, and the red and white lanterns were swaying gently.

The cat shopkeeper, who was as big as a little tiger, was lazily lying on the counter, and the two tails behind him were wagging boredly.

"Meow~"

It yawned and looked to the side.

There was a candle stall there, with dozens of handmade soul-soothing candles from Takamagahara.

The price was clearly marked, 400 soul crystals per candle.

In addition to the soul-soothing candles, there were also weeping blood candles for breakthroughs in ghost stories, but they were all low-level, the highest being D-level.

This kind of weeping blood candle was sold at a much higher price than ordinary soul-soothing candles.

Kamiyagawa's heart blood below D-level had already exploded, and even C-level ones could not be used up.

So he simply made some in batches and distributed them to the ghost story people he ruled to buy.

This was also a kind of welfare.

After all, it is probably the only place in the world that can sell a large amount of materials that can help to break through strength steadily.

The creatures of Kamui, the sea tribes of the Sea Country, the obedient ghosts in the paradise and the hotel, as long as they devote themselves to production or the army, they can earn soul crystals and buy this precious prop.

Work hard to strengthen yourself, and then work better with stronger strength!

Not only can it recover the soul crystals sent out for Shen Gu, but it can also form a virtuous circle.

The ghost from the hotel is currently guarding the candle stall.

Paper Dance.

In appearance, it is a kimono girl folded from paper.

The moving paper man looks a little weird.

Mao Mao knows that this paper dance was brought here by a mermaid who looks noble in behavior but has a somewhat ferocious appearance from the Living Fish Hotel not long ago.

That mermaid looks a bit like the owner's human resources manager?

Anyway, she is the one who made the recent series of major personnel transfers.

Zhiwu is not very strong, only F-level, but she is one of the few literate ghosts under the influence of the master, so she was arranged by the mermaid to sell candles.

There is also a cute little girl wearing red armor, dragging a conch hammer, and occasionally walking sideways. She has been very active recently.

And for some reason, Maomao feels that this girl in red armor smells like a small seafood can.

That small can seems to have taken away several ghosts who seemed to be barely able to fight from the park and the hotel.

"Meow."

Maomao continued to yawn.

What the master has done recently is also good for it.

A few days ago, the mermaid brought two ghosts to it, one is "Hou Shen" and the other is "Jin Cha".

One is from the hotel, and the other seems to have been persuaded to surrender by the small can in Aokigahara. Anyway, they are all relatively rare "strange visits" of small ghosts, not strong, but very agile.

The two little demons acted as Maomao's subordinates, and they can go out with Maomao to pick up garbage in the future.

In fact, the master should have done this a long time ago.

Now, the cats have basically picked up everything that can be picked up near various areas.

You have to walk a long way to barely find some useful materials.

In addition, the master is planning to build a new ocean shrine. The list has been passed down through the mermaid, and there are a large number of materials to be found. Having two subordinates who follow the arrangements is better than pulling the cat cart alone.

"Meow..."

Speaking of the master.

The master hasn't come to touch me for a long time.

Is my fur not shiny and smooth enough, or does he have another dog outside?

Lonely cat.