Chapter 497 Are You Playing Too Hard?

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"Kiss, it's just a kiss on the mouth. Is it necessary to be so exaggerated?" Wang Yan looked at the two girls with a guilty look on his face. They had also stopped attacking and their faces were flushed with embarrassment.

If they were given a hole in the ground, they might immediately crawl in and refuse to come out.

"Haha. If you think it doesn't matter, you can pat your butt and pretend that nothing happened." Uncle Pao said with a sigh, "It's just a pity for these two good girls, they have offended you. Yang Qi has been branded with you in this life. However, Xiao Yan, don’t take it too seriously. Since you don’t want to be responsible, then you don’t want to be responsible. There are so many men in the world who have done everything and refuse to admit their faults. You are one more one. Not much."

As soon as Uncle Pao said these words, Gao Mingyue and Saint Guangming trembled, and they stared at Wang Yan with sharp eyes. It looked like he was looking at a scumbag.

"Uncle Pao, are you too cunning? You are trying to fool people by pulling out such logic that seems reasonable but is actually nonsense. You are obviously trying to sow discord." Wang Yan said in a dumbfounded voice, "Don't listen to his nonsense, let's Let’s talk after the fight is over.”

"Haha, am I talking nonsense?" Uncle Pao said with a smile, "Then I will ask one thing. After asking, you will know whether I am talking nonsense."

The delicate bodies of Gao Mingyue and Saint Guangming trembled slightly, feeling ashamed and annoyed, but their eyes were fixed on Uncle Pao. Obviously she wanted to wait until she heard what he had to say before making a decision.

"After you kissed each other, did you find a feeling similar to washing your marrow and cutting off your hair? Did you find that your strength has improved a lot?" Uncle Pao said leisurely.

"ah!?"

The two women's delicate bodies trembled greatly and they looked at each other.

Uncle Pao was right...

"Well, with your wisdom, you must have understood that you have already cultivated the yin and yang and the tai," Uncle Pao said with heavy punches. "However, Uncle Pao also understands that young people nowadays are very open-minded. Make an appointment and have a casual chat, it’s all commonplace, I don’t care.”

Who wouldn't care?

Gao Mingyue and Saint Guangming's pretty faces turned red, feeling both embarrassed and angry. But they also understood that Wang Yan was not to blame at that time. Strictly speaking, they were the ones who obsessed over Wang Yan, and he also saved them at that time.

It's just that Wang Yan showed a fear of them, trying his best to separate the relationship, and was deeply afraid that he would be entangled with them. It was really hateful.

The two of them dare not say that they are the best in the world, but at least they are extremely talented and rare beauties. For a moment, both women felt a little angry and depressed.

Zhang Weidao, who was controlling the yin and yang to "reverse the trapping immortal formation" in mid-air, was so shocked that he almost rolled down from the dark clouds when he saw this scene. Comrade Lao Wang, are you too awesome?

It is very difficult for other people to kiss a girl on the mouth, but it would be better for you to kiss her once or twice. Not to mention, the girl being kissed is looking at you longingly, but you still want to resist, looking in a dilemma.

Do you want this? We are all human beings, so why are there such big differences? Poor me, Zhang Weidao, I don’t even have a girlfriend until now.

Wang Yan flapped his wings and stood in the air, thinking something was wrong when he saw this. Uncle Pao's talking skills are really good. After a good siege, he can lead him astray in just a few words.

If he is allowed to continue to perform, I am afraid that if he fails to do something right, all his previous efforts will be wasted.

Therefore, Wang Yan suddenly laughed loudly: "Uncle Pao, I admit that you have a sharp tongue and a good ability to sow discord. It just so happens that I will take advantage of this time to make it clear to Mingyue Lulu."

As he said that, the smile on Wang Yan's face gradually faded, he looked at the two of them seriously and solemnly, sighed and said: "Mingyue, Lulu. You are both good girls, beautiful and talented, any of you." If a man can marry any of you, it is a blessing he has cultivated for eight lifetimes. I know that in your hearts you are blaming me for being irresponsible, thinking that I am a scumbag who has done everything he can and refuses to acknowledge his fault."

"Wang Yan." Gao Mingyue and Saint Guangming exclaimed in unison, with somewhat complicated expressions in their eyes.

"Mingyue, Lulu. If I were really a scumbag, I would take you in without hesitation." Wang Yan said with a serious face, "Then I will take advantage of you. One day I will get tired of you. Okay, I'll kick you away again."

"You..." The expressions of the two women changed and they looked at Wang Yan in surprise. They had never been in love before, and they never expected such a thing to happen. If it is true what Wang Yan said, then he has really been stepped into hell and will never be able to stand up again.

"You are too naive when it comes to relationships." Wang Yan sighed, feeling a little depressed, with a trace of self-deprecation on the corner of his mouth, "I thought that as long as two people are in love, they can last forever. I thought that everyone would be with you. The same love and sex. I think that if I have a boyfriend and girlfriend, I will be together for the rest of my life. However, in the final analysis, this is just wishful thinking and wishful thinking."

"Wang Yan~" Gao Mingyue and Guangming Saint have known Wang Yan for a long time, and have always thought that he is a sunny and cheerful man who can face everything with a smile.

But now I see him remembering sad things and feeling depressed. It couldn't help but make them feel a little distressed and feel guilty.

"Mingyue, Lulu!" Wang Yan's face was as serious as ever before, "You are all very good, very good. I admit that I have a crush on you. Because of this, I don't want you to be hurt. If If you don't mind, we can start as friends, spend more time together, and interact more. Eliminate each other's impulses and settle each other's hearts. Calmness of mind can reveal one's mind. Only by knowing one's mind can one see one's nature, and only with knowledge can one find one's true self."

Gao Mingyue and Saint Lady Guangming looked at each other, and both saw a trace of happiness and relief in each other's eyes. They are all wise women, but they inevitably lose their bearings when they first experience love.

Fortunately, I met Wang Yan. If you meet a scumbag who really just wants to take advantage, you will be hurt to death.

"Hey, Mingyue Lulu, don't be deceived by this kid's clever words." Seeing that the situation was not going well, Uncle Pao hurriedly continued to provoke, "If you miss this village, you won't have this store. Don't you want to do it now?" If you force him to express his position, what chance will he have of turning back? Everyone knows that this brat is quite popular with girls."

"Uncle Pao, if you are popular with girls, do you have to take advantage of it and play with those girls who have a crush on me?" Wang Yan held the war hammer in his hand, with a half-smile on his lips, "Mingyue, Lulu. And Beibei , Nini. Let me solemnly introduce to you what a real scumbag is."

As soon as Wang Yan said these words, everyone's eyes were fixed on Uncle Pao, who felt weak all over.

"Xiao Yan, please don't blame me for being a teacher." Uncle Pao said to himself that it was not good, and the verbal battle failed, and he gradually started to retreat.

"Am I being slapped on the spot? Hahaha." Wang Yan glanced at him, and Lei Hong and Shengzi Wright understood, and they quickly increased their speed and blocked Uncle Pao's back.

Even though the Yin-Yang Inversion Immortal Formation was there and the space was locked, even if an S-level expert wanted to break through it, it would not be easy, but Wang Yan still didn't want anything to go wrong.

"You can have a romantic relationship with any woman and then leave her alone for decades, leaving the woman alone and helpless for decades." Wang Yan said with a smile, "In order not to bring rumors to the children Rumor has it that even mother and son dare not recognize each other, Uncle Pao, are you ashamed or not?"

The pretty face of the Saint of Light, Lulu, turned pale, and she stared at Uncle Pao angrily.

"I..." Uncle Pao felt weak for a while and said with a wry smile, "Xiao Yan, you are right. This is indeed my fault. I did not handle many things well."

"Everyone, watch out, scumbags are like this. When encountering something that cannot be explained, he will say, yes, these are all my fault, and look very guilty and helpless." Wang Yan's face He said angrily, "Then what? Do you blame him? Beat him? He will pretend to be miserable for you and make you feel bad and sympathize with him. If he didn't handle it well, why should he take advantage of other girls if he didn't handle it well?"

"Down with the scumbag." The little angel Beibei shouted, holding the milk bottle in her mouth and waving her pink fists.

Gao Mingyue and Saint Lulu, after some comparisons by Wang Yan, also came to their senses and understood what is truly good. Immediately, they all looked at Uncle Pao angrily. This bad man was obviously extremely bad, but he still wanted to sow discord between them and Wang Yan, unjustly accusing Wang Yan of being a scumbag.

Especially the saint Lulu, her pretty face is both shy and annoyed. She is really ashamed to have such a father.

"This world is really scary. Fortunately, I haven't met such a scumbag." The ascetic monk Nini held the big stick tightly and looked at Uncle Pao as if she was looking at an extremely scary monster.

"Hmph, they all say that old men are bad. In my opinion, it's those bad men who are getting older." Gao Mingyue's pretty eyes were full of evil. She rubbed the Yue Yao Sword and said with murderous intent, "Sisters, eliminate harm for the people." The time has come. Let’s all teach this scumbag and old bad man a lesson.”

In an instant, Yan Zun's glory had completely collapsed.

"Uncle Pao, I can't save you when things have gotten to this point." Wang Yan looked at the indignant expressions of a group of women, big and small, and sighed and said, "Uncle Pao, please take care of yourself."

Everyone swarmed forward and hit him in the face with one big move after another.

"Hey, everyone, listen to me..."

"Boom boom boom!"

At the same time, in the sky covered with dark clouds, a bolt of thunder crashed from the sky. He directly blasted Uncle Cannon and sent him flying, making him burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

When the thunder fell, a cold voice came from the sky: "Cao Jinglue, this thunder struck me for Dai'er and Lulu. If you don't feel sorry for them, I feel sorry for you."

"Yao, Concubine Yao!"

Uncle Pao's face was charcoal-black and he blinked his eyes, even wanting to die. You're all right, why are you arguing with your apprentice about what it means to be a scumbag? This is good, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to wash yourself away.

"You brat, are you playing too hard?" Uncle Pao almost burst into tears, "Okay, okay, I'll admit defeat. Isn't it okay to admit defeat?"

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