Chapter 397 The Evil Nest
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Wang Yan and Paladin Ronnie looked at each other. What do you mean by going to a bar together? This girl was even riding in a car for the first time, so she probably didn’t really understand what bar style meant.
Wang Yan really didn't want to take her anywhere. God knows if she would hit her on the head with a stick after learning that she was the disciple of the bad guy Yan Zun.
Therefore, Wang Yan took a deep breath. She explained very seriously: "Miss Nini, bar style is not a place where a girl like you should go, especially since you are an ascetic monk."
"Why can't girls and ascetics go?" Nini blinked her clear eyes and asked doubtfully.
"You explain." Wang Yan turned around and poked Paladin Ronny, "You are more experienced in this."
Ronnie, who knew the inside story, was still watching the good show, but unexpectedly, a fire burned on his head. He pointed at his nose and said, "Old Wang, look at my face. Where can I see the comparison?" Are you experienced? Miss Miaomiao, come and explain to Miss Nini."
Sun Youmiao crossed her hands and said coquettishly, "I've never been to such an improper place. I don't understand at all." As he spoke, his eyes kept shining, obviously he was very interested in that so-called Very interested in the bar atmosphere.
Wang Yan and Paladin Ronnie were both breaking into cold sweats. You don’t understand anything, so how do you know that it’s not serious?
"Oh, it turns out it's an improper place." Nini, the ascetic monk, looked astonished.
"Yes, yes, it's just not serious." Wang Yan nodded repeatedly with joy, thinking to himself, you should hide far away now, right? As an ascetic monk, you should stay away from the luxury and prosperity of the world.
"What does it mean to be immoral?" Nini blinked and asked blankly.
For a moment, Wang Yan felt that his heart was filled with congestion. What kind of ascetics are these? How come they don’t even understand some of the most basic things? I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Miss Nini, if you're not serious, it means it's not good. It means very bad."
"Is it evil?" Nini asked curiously.
"Yes, it's a very evil and evil place, and it's also very pornographic and violent." Wang Yan sighed in his heart, great God of Light, I, Wang Yan, didn't deliberately deceive your followers. It's just that this little girl is too difficult to deal with.
"It turns out that the bar scene is an evil and filthy place, full of cruelty and violence." Ascetic monk Nini's eyes suddenly became serious, "As the most pious guardian of the God of Light, how can I just sit back and watch the existence of evil and filth. I, Nini, Ni will definitely eradicate evil completely, even if it means paying the price with her life."
Come on...
Wang Yan slapped his head, he was possessed by a fanatic. If Fengqing Bar is an evil and dirty place, then this girl will have to fight Fengqing Bar in her life.
"Ronnie, Nini, let's go back to the Holy See." Wang Yan looked helpless. You can't really bring Nini to a fancy bar to cause trouble, right? With her aura possessed by the god of war, she could probably smash someone's bar with one stick.
"Wait, Wang Yan." The ascetic monk Nini stopped her seriously and said, "As the guardian of God, how can I sit idly by and ignore the evil lair near the Holy See? Let's set off and go to the bar first."
Wang Yan and Ronnie were both dumbfounded, what kind of thing is this? The style bar suddenly turned into a den of evil.
"Wang Yan, Ronnie, are you afraid?" Nini, the ascetic monk, stroked her stick with a pious and serious look on her face and said, "Fear is the original sin. In the face of powerful evil forces, we should first overcome the fear in our hearts. Fear. Let's go bar style, my big cock is horny as hell."
Big stick~Hungry and thirsty! ?
Wang Yan felt like he was going crazy. He really wanted to solve the Trial of Light quickly and escape from this dangerous and strange place.
"Okay, I forgive your cowardice." Ascetic monk Nini looked extremely reluctant when she saw Wang Yan and Ronny. She sighed heavily and said, "Master said that people nowadays have lost their firm faith and cannot muster the courage to fight in the face of evil. You go back to the Holy See. I will go to the evil lair alone."
As she spoke, she held the stick and prepared to jump out of the car. Go alone to slay demons and help justice.
"Wait!" Wang Yan and Ronny both shouted to her.
"Huh?" Nini looked back and said with pure and natural eyes, "You don't have to force yourself."
"Don't force it, don't force it." Paladin Ronnie put on an extremely pious expression and said impassionedly, "As a paladin of justice, mercy, loyalty, and justice. How can I watch you go to the evil lair alone? What? Miss Nini, please let me follow you."
But he was shouting in his heart, Great God of Light, save your poor believers. If Nini were to go to the Fengqing Bar to slay demons alone, she would definitely cause a huge mess.
Although Italy and the Holy See coexist as one entity, they are two independent entities after all. Ronnie didn't want to see the weird news on the Italian news channel tomorrow about a crazy girl with a stick smashing dozens of trendy bars overnight.
If the Italian officials complained to the Holy See of Light and put pressure on them, the Holy See would know through a casual investigation that it was Wang Yan and Ronny who deceived the ignorant ascetic girl.
Wang Yan is a distinguished guest. If something happens, he will just slap his butt and leave. As a paladin, he can truly run away while a monk cannot run away from a temple. What if the Pope throws this poor little paladin into the Inquisition in a fit of rage?
As expected, the ascetic monk Nini showed a pleased expression and praised: "Paladin Ronnie, although you were afraid when facing evil, you finally mustered up the courage and strengthened your faith. I agree to let you follow, Let us fight together to eradicate the nest of evil."
"I want to go too..." Wang Yan rubbed his nose helplessly and said, "Although I am not a paladin, I am still a part of the earth. I should also contribute to the face of the evil lair."
Okay, okay, Wang Yan admitted that he was wrong. One should not joke about evil in front of an ascetic monk. Indeed, Wang Yan could just let it go, but that would be a disgrace to the country's affairs.
Now that he is in the Holy See of Light, he represents the face of the country. This is called the bitter wine you brewed, and you have to drink it all with tears in your eyes.
"Very well, Earthlings, I applaud your courage." Nini, the ascetic monk, said loudly with a pious and sincere face, holding a stick in her hand, "Let's go, warriors. With our courage and strength, all evil will disappear. .The great holy light of the God of Light will shine on every inch of the land."
As she spoke, it seemed as if a holy light really bloomed in her body. Every inch of her radiant skin was filled with jade-like radiance.
Wang Yan and Roni both looked at each other bitterly and made up their minds to stay away from the ascetic monks in the future. This time, it was so tragic.
Wang Yan drove all the way, driving slowly on the country road.
"Old Wang, what should I do? Think of a way to escape." Paladin Ronnie was using his mobile phone to communicate with Wang Yan in the back seat. "If you continue to drive slowly like this, Miss Nini will think that we are with the devil." The lair has colluded. The ascetic monks are all monsters with very persistent beliefs. If you beat them to death with a stick, I won’t be able to reason with you."
"By the way, doesn't Italy have a specialty mafia?" Wang Yan came up with a bad idea and replied, "Isn't the mafia the underworld? They must run some unhealthy entertainment and consumption venues, right? Let's just pick one and let this Wouldn’t it be nice for the girl to enjoy herself?"
"Hey, isn't this too cruel? The Mafia is also a human being." Paladin Ronnie shuddered when he thought of that terrible scene. In other people's bars, releasing the ascetic monk Nini is simply releasing an ancient epic tyrannosaurus.
"It is indeed a bit cruel, but between dying yourself and dying the Mafia, your choice is..."
"Screw them."
At this moment, Sun Youmiao on the side waved his mobile phone and said: "Uncle Wang, Uncle Ronnie, you two idiots. You can't handle this kind of thing. Haha, in this situation, just inform Sister Saint."
Inform the saint?
Wang Yan and Roni looked at each other, why didn't they think of informing the saint? That's right, summon the Holy Lady of Light and give an order, and the ascetic monk Nini will have to obey.
"Saint?" Nini, the ascetic monk in the back seat, said with interest, "Does Her Highness the Saint want to go together to destroy the evil nest? It seems that the evil nest is really powerful. My big stick, They were all shaking with excitement.”
Wang Yan and Ronny slapped their foreheads and collapsed in the car. Miss Nini, can we stop mentioning your big stick? This line is too shameful, too shameful.
Next, Wang Yan contacted the saint while driving. More than half an hour later, high in the sky, the Saint of Light waved her wings of holy light and fell from a height of several kilometers like a meteorite.
Immediately, her speed dropped suddenly, and she landed on the hood like a light feather.
Her clear beautiful eyes glared at Wang Yan and Ronny angrily, what did these two idiots do? To deceive an ignorant ascetic girl, saying that a romantic bar is a den of evil?
Now the tail is too big to fall off and can't be balanced, but she has to summon the saint to come over and wipe her butt.
When Wang Yan and Paladin Ronny saw the Saint of Light, they felt as if they had seen a savior, eager for her to come to save them.
"Are you a disciple of Senior Saint Bernard, Miss Nini?" The Saint of Light was too lazy to pay attention to the two men who were full of dirty thoughts. She took Nini's arm and pulled her aside to talk.
A full ten minutes later, the Saint of Light came back with Nini.
The Saint of Light glared at Wang Yan: "Nini has roughly understood what the style bar is about."
Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief. She was indeed a saint. She could even explain such things clearly. It's okay, it's okay, go back and have a good sleep, participate in the Light Trial tomorrow, and then leave the Light Sanctuary as quickly as possible.
"Wang Yan, you drive, let's continue to the style bar." Unexpectedly, the next words of the Saint of Light sent Wang Yan back to hell.
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