Chapter 646 I’ll Behead You at Noon Tomorrow

A month is very short, but sometimes it also passes very slowly. For example, when Fang Xing and Da Jinwu were tormented all day long, both of them wished that time could go faster, but they had to realize it with their heart. , knowing that Long Lord passed on the law is a rare opportunity, especially when a powerful person spreads the family's secret law without any secret, it is even more unbelievable.

In the past month, I have been struck by lightning, flooded, and kicked. This is simply not a human life.

Of course, the most painful person in Tianyi Palace is not the two of them, but Dao Wufang, the young master of Tianyi Palace.

To put it simply, Fang Xing and Da Jinwu spend their days listening to sutras, being tortured, and blocking the fat man.

Listening to the Sutra means listening to the Dragon King's teachings, interpreting the principles of the Dharma, and understanding the true meaning. Being tortured is like Lei Ze or Zhen Shui Pond. When the seven orifices struck by lightning are smoking and the water-filled belly is round, one can gain enlightenment. After finishing these things, the "law of all things" in Long Jun's mouth, the two guys can have some fun, which is to fight with the young palace master of Tianyi Palace.

"Fighting with others is the best way to gain enlightenment, so you need a qualified opponent to practice now!"

This is what Long Jun said. After he finished speaking, he hinted that their two most qualified opponents in the northern region of China are actually in Tianyi Palace. The young palace master of Tianyi Palace, who is like a mountain of meat, is in Long Jun said that he was a prodigy who was not inferior to Nai's father. Not only had he mastered the Five Pills, but he had also practiced thunder skills to the extreme. Coupled with his fat body, it was actually a sign that he had cultivated his physical body to the extreme.

Fang Xing and Da Jinwu were attracted to it as soon as they heard it, but Tao Wu Fang was in trouble.

"Damn fat man, which mouse hole did you fall into? Come out of here!"

"Guagua, I've already seen you, a fat man, displeased. Don't hide. I've already seen you, Mr. Da Jin!"

In the Tianyi Palace, two shadows, one gold and one gray, were running around everywhere, shouting incessantly. The disciples of the Tianyi Palace were so frightened that they trembled and huddled in the cave one by one, not even daring to look around. What kind of evil thing did the First Palace do to attract such two evil stars? In all my life, I have never seen a person who dared to say the word "fat" in the First Palace. But now, There are two guys who fall from the sky on time every evening in the evening, shouting "Damn Fatty" while looking for the Young Palace Master everywhere.

Not only that, but the Young Palace Master was not the only one who fell into disgrace. There were not many among the top ten true legends who had not been beaten.

These two bastards are simply lawless, looking for people to fight everywhere. Except for a few noble elders in Tianyi Palace, who has not been provoked by these two? However, the palace master and the elder Hu Jun turned a blind eye to this matter and left them alone. They suffered several big losses. At the beginning, they could not help but come out to scold their Tianyigong disciples. Now no one dares to show their face.

"Damn it, what the hell did I do..."

In a remote valley under Ruyun Peak, under the cover of dark clouds, Dao Wufang, who was covered with injuries, huddled in a cave, gnashing his teeth in hatred. He originally planned to use Xingxing to his advantage, but he couldn't. I never expected that this guy would be so capable. Not only did he defeat the cultivators of the Dao Protector Alliance, but he even shocked the Dragon Lord. However, the Dragon Lord seemed to be very optimistic about his son-in-law, so much so that this guy was not the only one in the Tianyi Palace. Now that he has become a distinguished guest, let alone using him, he must deliberately make friends and get closer to him.

Then, after Dao Wufang endured it for three days and finally held a banquet for this bastard again, the nightmare began.

After drinking for half an hour, this bastard said one thousand, four hundred and fifty-two "fatty people" in his mouth, and he couldn't bear it anymore!

The big golden crow cast 569 flirtatious glances at the pretty concubine beside him, and Dao Wufang couldn't bear it.

That bastard felt sorry for his eight sedan slaves who carried him every day. The pressure was too great, and the monthly salary was too low. He privately offered ten times the monthly salary to others, and even forced himself to sign the seal and hold his nose to accept the contract. , Dao Wufang still endured it...

The big crow had to perform a show of drinking with its wings and dropped the Lantian jade cup he had collected. He couldn't bear it anymore!

But when the banquet ended and these two bastards teamed up to steal his private treasure house, Dao Wufang couldn't help it anymore. The big fat man bounced on the jade couch and moved towards him like a meat ball. He flew over to the cave where those two bastards lived, intending to kill them, but accidentally saw that these two guys were fully armored and waiting for him...

After that, the painful life began.

Dao Wufang is truly extraordinary. His physical body is tyrannical and he can be hit by flying swords, weapons, and even mountains without any pain or itch. However, Fang Xing and Da Jinwu, who only use thunder to fight against him, are also affected by his self-realization of thunder. Under the restraint of the secret technique "ball lightning", he was completely unable to fight back and had almost no resistance. He could only follow him around the entire Tianyi Palace, escaping and cursing at the same time.

So a scene like this appeared in the Tianyi Palace. A golden crow as big as a rhinoceros and a human boy wearing a gray robe were flying in the sky. They were scolding "fatty man" as they flew. Behind them, the young palace of his family The main body was as round as a mountain of meat, riding lightning, shrouded in clouds and mist, and rolled over from behind with a rumble, collapsing countless peaks.

In the first battle, Dao Wufang returned victorious and successfully recovered the stolen magic weapon from his treasure house.

But the next day, those two bastards came again, all dressed up and standing at the entrance of the cave to make a formation.

Dao Wufang rushed out, and after a fierce battle, he chased the two guys running around in the sky, screaming.

But on the third day, they came again...

Then on the fourth day, they came again...

The fifth day...

Day six...

Dao Wufang was not a fool. He felt something was wrong on the third day and wanted to avoid the fight. But in front of those two bastards, he really couldn't avoid the fight. Every time he was scolded by them, he was in tears. The six gods were furious, and they had murderous intentions several times. However, those two guys ran so fast. No one could stand to run away like this. Each time, they would chase them for a long time and then return home angrily.

On the seventh day, Dao Wufang even wanted to hide away and no longer stay in Tianyi Palace.

But it was no use. Elder Hu Jun personally ordered him not to go out and stay in Tianyi Palace.

So Dao Wufang wanted to gather all the true disciples of Tianyigong to teach these two bastards a harsh lesson at once.

But after several battles, all the true disciples suffered heavy losses, and even he couldn't bear to call them out.

So Dao Wufang had no choice but to carry it on his own. After all, it only took one month, so he still couldn't carry it, could he?

Until he discovered that the little bastard named Fang Xing's thunder skills had advanced by leaps and bounds. When he first faced off against his own thunder skills, he was completely defeated and had no choice but to run away. But within three days, he It was vaguely possible to compete with him. In less than ten days, even he could only use all his strength to defeat him in the thunder method. And half a month later, he suddenly discovered that the other party's accomplishments in the thunder method were... It has already made me feel shocked. If you don't pay attention, you will suffer a big loss...

At this time, in terms of proficiency in the secret arts, I was still better than myself, but the quality of that guy's method was extremely high, which could make up for it.

At this time, how could Dao Wufang still not know that he was the young master of the Tianyi Palace, and that outsiders said that his true abilities fully qualified him to be among the Seven Sons of the Three Paths, and that he, who was not even ranked low, had already been regarded as a bastard by that bastard? Whetstone?

I'm depreesed……

Since seven days ago, Dao Wufang felt that he was no longer the opponent of the little devil. He was stunned by him and the cheap-picking crow. He thought that he would lose anyway. The two of them He won't come looking for you, right? I didn't expect those two bastards to be so perseverant and still come every day. Dao Wufang, who couldn't bear the pain, had no choice but to hide in the most inconspicuous valley of Tianyi Palace, and took advantage of the valley's The remaining magic circle avoided their spiritual glances.

"did you find it?"

Fang Xing met the Golden Crow in the air, and Fang Xing asked loudly.

Da Jinwu shook his head and said: "No, I can see his cave, the cave of his eighteen sweethearts, the hot spring bathing place of his fourth and most beautiful sweetheart, and even what's under his sweetheart's skirt." No, no…”

Dao Wufang below felt his teeth itching with hatred. Damn it, was this perverted crow just taking advantage of his concubine?

Where can I find someone to go under the skirt?

How big of a skirt can I wear to cover the fat on my body?

Fang Xing nodded and said to himself: "I have also looked for his treasure house, scripture pavilion, and alchemy workshop, but there is nothing good at all!"

Dao Wufang below was even more stunned, he wanted to cry but had no tears. Are you looking for someone?

This fucking thing was obviously looted, right?

This young palace master's family has been robbed by you seven or eight times, and you still won't let it go?

I hate myself so much, but I think it’s good that the two of them can’t find me, so it’s time to leave, right?

But I didn't expect it. I just heard the little devil sneer in the air: "Damn fat man, as long as you are still in the Heavenly Palace, if you hide in the rat's nest, I will have to dig you out. If you want to hide, Really? Haha, look at my rain-making skills..."

But all I saw was that the little devil shouted loudly, waved his hand and picked up a handful of water from the small mirror lake below. Then he picked up the magic formula and sprinkled it into the air. He immediately saw dark clouds in the sky. After a while, there began to be a puddle of water. The raindrops fell. The area was not large, but it covered an area of ​​ten miles. For a time, including the small valley where Dao Wufang was hiding, it was covered with mist and rain.

"not good……"

Dao Wufang was shocked when he noticed the light rain falling, and plunged his head deeper into the cave, but it was too late.

His body was too huge. This small cave could not hide all of his body, and part of him was still caught in the rain.

And Fang Xing, who was in the air, closed his eyes slightly, stretched out his fingers to pluck the rain strands, and wisps of spiritual thoughts passed through the rain curtain and enveloped all areas within ten miles. Even if it was a place that his spiritual thoughts could not reach, he could reach it in an instant. He knew it like the palm of his hand and suddenly burst into laughter. He moved and swooped down: "Damn fat man, your butt is so big and exposed outside. Where are you going to escape?"

"Damn it, I'll fight you..."

Dao Wufang felt aggrieved and angry. He roared and crawled out of the narrow cave backwards. With a loud roar, his body like a mountain of meat jumped into the air, and his two arms that looked short and thick separated. After looking to both sides, he picked up two bolts of lightning that looked like iron whips, and struck Fang Xing with a rumble. His use of lightning techniques was at its peak.

"The art of controlling thunder!"

If Fang Xing was in the past, he would definitely be running around with his head in his arms, but now it is no longer what it used to be. Amidst the laughter, there was a loud shout, and in the dark clouds above his head, there were suddenly four or five thigh-thick lightnings falling from the sky, rumbling towards the direction. Dao Wufang rushed over and slashed down. Dao Wufang, who was frightened and angry, had no choice but to roll up two thunder whips to eliminate the four sky-falling punishment thunders, but after all, his lightning skills were no match for Fang Xing's. But only two of them were eliminated, and the other two lightning bolts hit him one after another, and they screamed and fell towards the valley.

"Haha, damn fat man, weren't you very aggressive in the past two days?"

The Big Golden Crow came over sideways, rolled up its wings, and two strong winds swept from the bottom of its wings, sending Dao Wufang up into the air.

"You have to have enough bullies, right? I, the young master of Tianyi Palace, have been hiding from you for half a month. As for me, who is constantly looking for you every day? I know because I plotted against you at the beginning. You guys The two of us are dissatisfied, but they have been chasing me for a month now. No matter how angry they are, it should be gone, right? Not to mention how much I have suffered... I just want to ask you two if you are tired of it? "

Dao Wufang was frustrated and angry. He was probably desperate. He didn't resist. He sat upright in the air and started yelling.

After yelling, I felt regretful. Now I was in Tianyi Palace, and I don’t know how many people saw me like this.

Hate it!

The image of hundreds of years was completely ruined!

"Hey, hey, hey, you fat man, stop pretending. Of course, I'm looking for you to learn thunder magic so that you can master the art as soon as possible, but you, a bastard, have also gained a lot. Your thunder skills are much better now than they were a month ago. , Why are you pretending to be aggrieved?"

Fang Xing chuckled and fell down, squatting on Teng Yun in front of Dao Wufang and said with a smile.

Dao Wufang was speechless and turned his head sideways.

The little devil was right, but in fact, it was not because this kind of discussion would be beneficial to both parties. His father and the elder Hu Jun could not let these two bastards chase him all over the palace every day. To be honest, , he really benefited a lot from the little devil's thunder method. What he was angry about was...does it have to be like this? Can't you find a private place to save some face for yourself?

"If it's really just for discussion... then you will return the things in my treasure house to me?"

Dao Wufang turned his head and asked with a glimmer of hope.

Fang Xing chuckled and said, "The fight is fake, but snatching your baby is real!"

Da Jinwu interrupted: "No, I think you have paid your tuition!"

Dao Wufang was immediately itchy with hatred. His hatred for this dead crow was deeper than that of the little devil. In fact, if he really took action, he would not be afraid of this rogue crow. However, this guy refused to confront him head-on. Either he hides behind the little devil, or he uses his speed to follow him all over the sky. His own speed is his shortcoming, and he really can't catch up with him no matter how hard he tries.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to discuss with you today, I'm here to say goodbye!"

Seeing Dao Wu Fang's frustration, Fang Xing said with a smile, looking a bit reluctant.

"Finally leaving?"

Dao Wufang's swollen face raised, and his expression turned out to be a little excited.

Fang Xing smiled and said: "No, one month is almost here. Your Tianyi Palace has also been blocked by the Lingqiao Sect's mountain gate for a month. I will be embarrassed if I don't leave, but don't worry, wait until I pick it up." That bastard Shi’s head will come back to your Tianyi Palace as a guest..." He sighed and said a little lingeringly: "To be honest, I quite miss your Tianyi Palace!"

Dao Wufang trembled, shook his head and said: "No, no, Tianyigong will never miss you. Just leave. I wish you success and never come back. Heaven and earth are long, and we will never meet again... I don’t want any of the treasures you took away, and among my concubines, you can take away any one you like. I wish you a happy marriage, as long as you don’t come back..."

"Your uncle really wants to drive us away..."

Fang Xing angrily kicked Dao Wufang on the butt and said angrily: "I have already started to treat you as a friend!"

Dao Wufang couldn't laugh or cry: "Although I plotted against you before, how did I treat you as a friend? I treated you to a banquet, spent a lot of money to hire fairies to sing and dance, and also wanted to introduce some Taoist friends to you... ...Although I was slapped into the lake by you, at least I still have my heart... What about you? What about you? You chased me and beat me for half a month. Is this what a friend does?"

"Hey hey hey, beating is kissing and scolding is love..."

Fang Xing and Da Jinwu looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed.

I thought to myself, have I been too harsh during this period?

They knew that the fat guy Dao Wufang had no good intentions when he first came into contact with them, so after receiving secret advice from the Dragon King, they became extremely excited and fought with Dao Wufang every day, partly to hone Fang Xing's thunder skills. The other half really wanted to vent his anger, but he also felt guilty after seeing the once very cold and arrogant young palace mistress beaten into this state!

"Haha, let's not talk about these useless things. I will lend you the seal of the Young Palace Master of the First Palace of Heaven to help me issue a decree!"

Fang Xing lifted Dao Wufang away... With his current strength, he felt a little weak to lift this fat man.

"Okay, what does the decree say?"

When Dao Wufang heard that Fang Xing really wanted to leave, he immediately became energetic.

Fang Xing chuckled, looked in the direction of the mountain gate, and whispered: "Tomorrow at noon, I'll behead you!"

After hearing this, Dao Wufang nodded solemnly, and without any hesitation, his body like a mountain of meat rushed directly towards his palace. Not long after, a decree based on the Tianyigong Mountain Protection Formation rose up. , fluttering up into the air, hanging in the air, golden light shining everywhere, above the decree, the powerful magic power spread out, and all the cultivators within a radius of thousands of miles felt it.

"Tomorrow at noon, I will behead you..."

With a rumble, the Northern Territory of China, which had been waiting for Fang Xing to break into the formation, immediately began to boil.

It's not too big a deal to see the excitement. They were originally worried that this little devil's so-called invasion of the formation and so on were just lies. In the end, they would end up thundering loudly and raindrops small because of the plea of ​​Dragon Lord or the Lord of Tianyi Palace. Watching After receiving this decree, which was like a declaration of war, they finally felt relieved. There was no escaping this good show. Amidst endless discussions, countless monks rushed to Tianyi Palace.

"Tomorrow the little devil is going to break into the formation!"

"The decree has been issued, and it will not fail this time!"

"Let's go and watch the battle. No matter who loses or wins, we can't escape a good show..."

If a god looks down from Jiutian, he can see that the Tianyi Palace area has become lively again. I don’t know tens of thousands of monks with different cultivation levels have come to watch the battle. The popularity is not even inferior to that of Canglan. Hai Long’s daughter recruits a son-in-law...