Chapter 1427 I’ll Piss You Off to Death

With Fang Xing's ability to drink, when he was ten years old, he could drink up a jar of wine without any cultivation, and then he could happily go to see the widow taking a bath without being caught. Now that he has grown up, he has even more With his cultivation level, his drinking capacity can be described as bottomless. But now, he deliberately wanted to get Fairy Zie'er drunk, and he showed his true skills. You drank one jar after another, and I drank it happily. He was talking nice words, and his hands were not idle. He almost didn't let Fairy Zhe'er put down the wine jar in her hand. However, after more than an hour, four or five wine jars had been thrown around the two of them. Yes, the smell of alcohol in the room is enough to make you intoxicated.

"Let me tell you...Senior Brother Fang Xing, I really didn't like you at first..."

Fairy Jie'er was already drunk, her face was red, and her tongue was big. She hooked Fang Xing's shoulder and kept talking: "Because you hit me as soon as you saw me... I can tell you that since childhood, ...I grew up like this, how many... how many dared to hit me? Only my mother... When I was a child, my mother and I lived in a remote tribe... She said that my father didn't want me anymore, the tribe Everyone in the house bullies us... When she gets angry, she hits me, just... just like you hit me..."

As he spoke, his little mouth pursed, and there were tears in his eyes: "Later... later, my father sent someone to find us... and brought us to the city. We had food and good clothes to wear... never again... again No one dared to bully us anymore... But my mother... My mother died... No one dared to bully us anymore, so she died... From then on, no one dared to hit me anymore... I practice Ghost magic, I want to resurrect my mother... But they all told me that it is impossible... Hmm... I miss my mother..."

"How fucking drinkable is this..."

Fang Xing felt a little speechless. It was really unpleasant to be hugged by a drunk girl and called her mother. The most important thing was that the way he looked at this girl had changed. He had drank four or five jars of strong liquor. , neither of them used mana to refine it, and now even he feels a little drunk, but this girl actually has no other changes except that she talks too much...

If you continue to drink it, you probably won't be able to achieve your goal...

What's more important is that he himself is not sure how much more he can drink...

"Mother... mother, there is no more wine, mother..."

Just as he was thinking about it, Fairy Jie'er, who was holding his thigh with one hand, threw away an empty jar and shook several empty jars next to her. When she saw that they were all empty, she gave up and looked like she hadn't had enough to drink. With such a look, the thigh holding Fang Xing swayed...

"this……"

Fang Xing took the last jar of wine in his hand and was about to hand it to her, but suddenly he hesitated.

"What if we lose to a girl in the drinking contest? Wouldn't it be a big loss?"

An idea flashed through his mind, making him think seriously and hesitate.

"Mother, mother, give me the wine quickly..."

Fairy Jie'er hugged Fang Xing's thigh and climbed up, stretching out her hand to ask for wine.

"Okay, okay, give it to you..."

Fang Xing made a decision and handed over the wine jar.

Fairy Ji'er giggled and stretched out her hands to take it, but unexpectedly, Fang Xing suddenly raised the jar and hit her on the back of the head. The girl's eyes immediately glazed over, and then she fell down as straight as a piece of wood. Fang Xing then He threw the wine jar aside and touched the back of her head, knowing that she was fine. At this level of cultivation, hitting her on the head was about the same as ordinary people popping chestnuts one by one. It would be easy to make her faint after just one hit. It was caused by the fact that I used my magic power to shock her soul...

In order to prevent the opponent from being knocked unconscious due to a failed drinking contest, this approach was really shameless. Even Fang Xing looked around guiltily and saw that no one was paying attention. Then he felt relieved and picked up the kid. The fairy walked towards the inner room. Although cultivators rarely sleep on couches, and more often sit cross-legged and breathe out, it is not necessary to collapse the bed in the place where guests are entertained, and it is very luxurious. The inner room where Fang Xing lives Inside, there was an extremely gorgeous big bed, covered with a thick cloud silk mattress and a gorgeous monster feather quilt.

"You don't want me to die?"

Fang Xing lowered his head and glanced at the sleeping Fairy Zie'er in his arms, smiled sinisterly, and whispered: "Then I will piss you off to death!"

After saying that, he took off Fairy Jie'er's robe and threw it directly on the bed. Fairy Jie'er was sleeping very deeply, but she still didn't wake up. Instead, she shrank down, arched towards the depth of the quilt, and then hugged her tightly. He picked up the pillow and muttered: "Mom..."

"Hmph, this girl is raised here, and her status is noble. If she has anything to do with me..."

Fang Xing laughed, rubbed his hands, and was about to climb onto the bed when he suddenly changed his mind and froze: "No, my current body belongs to Diliu, so what if I gave her something?" Didn’t you take advantage of that boy who was suppressed?”

For some reason, this question became more and more intense the more I thought about it, and I started to circle around the room anxiously.

"Hey, why is there no movement at the critical moment?"

At this time, outside the palace, Baby Taixu was holding the Taixu Illusion Mirror in his arms and kept cheering.

The little blind girl also sat next to him obediently, gently tilting her head and listening...

In the mirror, it was Fang Xing who was hurriedly running around the room, but no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't see him going to bed. At the end, he even saw his unattractive master sitting on the edge of the bed. He got down, held his head and sighed for a while, then pulled the big quilt over himself and lay down with his head covered...

Baby Taixu was stunned: "They are over there, what are you doing lying here..."

But the little blind girl couldn't help but smile after hearing Baby Taixu's babble!

It was already midnight, and the Taixu baby and the little blind girl could only sit outside in boredom. They looked at the Taixu Mirror from time to time, but there was no change at all. After finally enduring it for a long time, they saw a few maids with hurried expressions. He and his chamberlain rushed over and looked around. When they arrived in front of the inner hall where Fang Xing lived, the chamberlain hurriedly spoke: "Boy, have you seen Fairy Jie'er?"

"Here comes the highlight..."

Baby Taixu chuckled, and then said with a pure and innocent face: "Sister Xiao'er and daddy are drinking inside..."

"We are all cultivators, why are we greedy for what is in this cup?"

The waiter was obviously relieved, and just said something with a wry smile, then raised his legs and walked inside.

But Baby Taixu stopped in front of him, raised his little face, and said seriously: "Daddy said you are not allowed to go in!"

"Hey kid, get out of the way and have a drink. Why can't you go in?"

The waiter laughed and kicked Taixu's baby: "It's late at night now, and our family wants to ask the young lady to go back and rest..."

Baby Taixu rolled his eyes and said, "Daddy said, Sister Jie'er won't go back today..."

"Um?"

After hearing this, the chamberlain couldn't help but change his expression, as if he had realized something, and hurriedly walked towards the palace.

And the several maids behind him also hurriedly followed...

Soon, they saw the messy food table and smelled the strong aroma of wine in the room. Their expressions couldn't help but change, and then they hurried to the inner room, praying for something in their hearts. Unfortunately, no matter what, Praying, the most terrifying scene still appeared... They saw the messy underskirts and clothes in the room, and a man and a woman sleeping together on the bed...

"ah……"

One of the maids was so frightened when she saw this scene that she covered her mouth and was about to scream.

"Shua..."

Suddenly the maid turned around, and a flying sword in his sleeve passed directly between the maid's eyebrows.

Then, he saw the gloomy expression on the waiter's face and said viciously: "You haven't seen this..."

The other maids turned pale with fright and kept nodding.

The waiter was obviously frightened, his face turned pale, he walked forward gently, thinking about taking the young lady away...

The whole room was filled with an oppressive silence that made people breathless...

"Wow……"

Suddenly, just when the waiter wanted to gently take the young lady away, a scream pierced the night sky. The voice was so loud that it made people's heads hurt. I don't know if it was better than the one who was killed by the waiter. The maid who fell off was much more powerful. The maid turned around and saw Baby Taixu looking at the scene in the inner room in shock, with big eyes full of tears...

"Don't make any noise..."

The waiter was shocked and shouted hurriedly.

But before he could finish his sentence, Baby Taixu had already turned around and ran away, crying loudly as he ran: "Wow, Daddy is so bad. Daddy is sleeping in the same bed as Sister Xiao'er... He's not prepared. Take me to find my mother... Wow, this is troublesome. Daddy has slept with Sister Zie'er. How can we call this from now on... The generations are completely messed up, completely messed up..."

The Immortal Mansion in the middle of the night was originally silent. Even the patrols of the Immortal Soldiers were cautious and made no sound. But now, the Taixu baby burst into tears with a loud voice that was several levels higher than ordinary people. The Immortal Mansion immediately became lively...

"Dammit, shut him up!"

The waiter's face changed, cold sweat dripped down his face, and his expression was extremely distorted.

Several maids behind him immediately rushed out to chase the Taixu baby, not daring to stay for a moment longer.

It’s not that the chamberlain didn’t want to sew the Taixu baby’s mouth shut in person, the key point was that the young lady had already woken up…

"This...this is..."

Fairy Xiao'er was awakened by the loud voice of Baby Taixu. She sat up blankly and suddenly saw the scene in front of her. She rubbed the aching back of her head and stayed there for a long time before she suddenly realized what was happening to her. There was no coat, and then he saw Fang Xing sleeping deeply on the other side of the big bed. He was stunned for a moment. After a while, another scream pierced the night sky.

"This damn bastard!"

The chamberlain couldn't care less, and a burst of anger suddenly burst out, and he slapped Fang Xing on the head hard.

Fang Xing was pretending to be asleep, but he couldn't react. He suddenly jumped up and shouted loudly.

"We...we really love each other..."